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as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

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Google search "what to do if memory stolen by brain gnomes"

Web page reads "you last visited this page on 11/2/21"

mfw

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obsessed with megatron so gently brushing the combover out of this old man's face in an effort to show what a nice guy he is

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truth coming out of her well, with apologies to Jean-Léon Gérôme

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POPEYE?!?!??

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If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

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being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

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Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone

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i hate mental illness diagnosis. what happened to just being quirky and misunderstood

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the frog lovers community be winning in 2021

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Finally.

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the girls are fightingggg

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you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

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Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957) Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014) Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)