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it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

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these are my gay wizard sons. they can kill you btw

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brain rot so bad I just spent 3 hours figuring out how to make a shiny button just so I could make this to put on my spacehey profile

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it seems nobody gets the byler merthur agenda bc nobody has watched both stranger things and merlin but I thought maybe tumblr would understand. like paladin and cleric helloooooo. I cant do this

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The rhetoric of s3 is so funny to me bc they’re basically like, “look how sad and miserable these two teenagers are in this cishet relationship; now look how much happier they are and how much better for everyone it is when they focus on their same gender best friend!” It’s like a PSA warning of the dangers of heterosexuality. It’s like an advertisement for being gay.

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a long cold war with the kids at the front.

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tumblr the typa place I only go when ao3 is down

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dustin having zero gaydar and being confused by mikes gay ass is my favorite thing I think

here's the compilation of Mike's sus/fruity moments from The Dustin Experiment as promised! there's so much analysis one can do on these and i would LOVE to, so i may, who knows?

bonus:

Will being himself: the heart of the party, sacrificer of his own feelings so others can be happy <3

TAGLISTT!: @miwiheroes @shadowyyyidk @kissboybyler @zesty-boysquad

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el and nancy's experiences of girlhood being dichotomised in season one kills me. el looks at the pretty girl and the pretty pink bedroom and this life she's crafted that she parades in pictures and she craves it, so deeply, that she spends the whole season wearing nancy's old dress, this hyper-feminine pink thing, peter pan collars and frills. it sits on her so jarringly, resolutely at odds with her shaved head and death stare and face permanently stained with dirt and blood and tears, and mike's crumpled blue jacket doesn't match, doesn't fit, and she looks so small, but she wants to be the girl in the picture. she wants back the innocence that she never got to have, scrounges off the scraps of nancy's girlhood where she can find it, while nancy loses it at the exact same time. she loses her virginity and her childhood best friend and she ties her hair back and learns to shoot a gun and she learns, through the pain and violence, that her life as a small-town good girl behind a picket fence was lost with everything else that went that day, died with barb. she's a slut and a monster hunter and a woman at sixteen and now she's looking at the girl in the picture and craving her life too. she left her girlhood by the poolside, torn and bloodied and ripped fresh from her chest, and el picks it up, dusts it off, and wears it like armour.

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girl help I am not immune to draw-my-favorite-characters-as-beautiful-women

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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

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tj kippen loves chappell roan btw. he told me.

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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS OF RPF…….PHAN!!!

Dan and Phil, fans of Dan and Phil, I hereby announce you as the inaugural winners of what I am dubbing…The Phanley Cup 🙂‍↕️

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bwagfeo is kinda crazy