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(OBX SPOIILER)

rip jj maybank - you would’ve loved my therapist

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I hate that I have to decide between being financially stable and passion. Why can’t I work with passion without worrying about money and how to pay the bills? I wanna study so many things, I wanna educate myself and work in a field I burn for. I wanna work with teens, I wanna help children and adults and I also wanna study literature and translate and correct books but none of this will give me stability. I hate this system so much

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My toxic trait is that once my mind decides that certain character is a bottom that's the point of no return I won't be able to ever see him as a top.

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“I love complex characters” none of you could even handle Cameron

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au where todd and charlie r ‘dating’ in the way that they didn’t have anything else to do or todd was getting asked out and felt uncomfy so charlie and him started 'dating’ but then todd met charlie’s best friend neil and uh oh spaghetti o charlie forgot to tell neil his bf wasnt rlly his bf 

so like in this au todd and charlie meet at like college or something - maybe theyre dormmates anyway

todd’s a little more comfortable than he was in high school and it shows in the way he stands and carries himself, so he starts getting a lot of attention 

he is simply a todd, though, and he doesn’t not know how to deal with that

so he asks charlie to help him somehow

and charlie likes chaos so he suggests fake dating and todd is like “um is that a good idea” and charlie is like “have i ever had a bad idea” and todd is like “almost every idea you’ve had-”

anyway

so they fake date

but then 

one day charlie’s best friend, his other half, his brother (in blood if the ritual they performed in highschool, drunk, worked) shows up becuz he’s planning on transferring out of his yucky dad-picked college 

and to todd’s horror, charlie’s best friend is extremely pretty

and to neil’s horror, he starts having a crush on his best friend’s crush and oh does his self loathing go hard

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I know it’s probably not a big deal because it’s so obvious but can we talk about the fact that Sam genuinely believed in god and had faith in him? The first three seasons he actually believed that god had a plan and that heaven would lead them only to be so fucking disappointed by the angels and god and we don’t even have to mention season 15. Heaven and god disappointed Sam and I think that’s fucking sad.

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Dear Parents,

You hit me and you screamed at me,

you insulted me, you destroyed me

but I still like you.

You punished me in ways a child shouldn’t be punished and you don’t feel guilty.

Your words changed me and your hands changed me, your actions changed me.

I don’t love you anymore.

I hate you and I hate myself for hating you.

You ruined my life, you ruined my relationships,

you ruined me.

I’m too ashamed to call you abusive or neglectful or toxic,

you never overdid it, you cared for me, you loved me,

I appreciate you.

But what are you if not abusive?

I am afraid of you, I am afraid of touch, I am afraid of being stuck.

You hurt me and you were mean to me.I seek attention in strangers, in friends, in teachers, in older people.

I can’t stand you but I love you.

You are not my parents though and you never will be anymore.

As much as you try to change and build a relationship with me,

I will not let you near me.

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James: *stares at Regulus*

Sirius: *slaps James on the back of the head* NO! He's still a baby!

Regulus: *walks by* hey Potter *winks*

James: *opens mouth in shock*

Sirius: REGGIE!!!

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listen I KNOW 'Little Talks' is about a person mourning their dead lover BUT it's also a conversation between a person and their mental illnesses send tweet

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Here’s a drawing of Craig I wanted to share

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sirius, who just found out about jegulus, to regulus: YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND

remus: hello?

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Richie: It's not gay if I think Eddie’s pretty and I'd go out with him if he asked, right?

Bill: I'm not an expert but that sounds pretty gay to me

Stan: I'm an expert, that's very gay.

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This is so funny to me, like

One moment Mike is sitting miles away from Will

And in the moment Will says a simple "Oh no", SUDDENLY Mike is standing by his side like a GODDAMN MEERKAT

Tell me that they're not the same, JUST TELL ME

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Sirius walks into the dorm: why is there a cat asleep in your lap?

James: ...

Regulus, said cat: ...

Sirius: we are dog people in this dorm. Why'd you have a cat!? This is such a betrayal! This would be as bad as you shagging my baby brother!!!!

James: funny story-

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Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie