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fellas is it gay to take down an evil corporation with your hacker bro then get sequestered away to a remote location because you took the fall and are a wanted man all the while growing a beard and getting jacked as you cry over brief phone calls with him and swear your love and loyalty to him and only him?

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frogs, dude. just..... just.. *sobs*.... frogs, man.....

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drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

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Hermit crab using a skull for a shell

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I couldn’t even pick the funniest sequence from this episode. This is basically its entire plot and it’s gold.

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Me, wondering if we can romance Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077:

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Night City yes pls

there’s a sleep “disorder” that is literally just “your circadian rhythm is inconvenient for school/work” and people with it have to take meds to make themselves sleepy earlier/later 

otherwise there’s absolutely nothing wrong with their quality/amount of sleep they just don’t have a schedule that works for society

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Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

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Me at 3 am

currently going stupid going crazy over this video

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You know you want to

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Boom boom ah let me hear ya say wayooh

WAYOOH

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#050

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

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My life in a nutshell. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)