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The princes and The guard dog. ft. gachiakuta artstyle study
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*Imagine this*
Yasopp: Where’s my son?
Shanks: Um…about 2000 miles that way? *points*
Yasopp: Hmm, let’s go 3000 miles that way captain *points in the opposite direction*
Shanks: Don’t you uh…wanna see him?
Yasopp: I’m not ready.
Beckmann: *Cough* Deadbeat *cough*
Yasopp: What did you say?!
Beckmann: I called you a deadbeat but I coughed in the middle of it.
My theory regarding this is that the other Red-Haired pirates forget Yassop is a deadbeat often because of how little he brings up his child. It’s only in moments like this they’re like “Oh yeah! You’re a piece of crap!”
“Benn! What the hell man, not cool!”
“You know what else isn’t cool? Abandoning your child. That’s really uncool Yassop.”
“Like you’re any better!”
“I am better actually. I don’t have any kids and I also know what protection is.”
“You just don’t understand! The pirate flag was calling to me!”
“You know what else was calling?”
“Don’t you dare say-.”
“Your boy. Not that you’d know. Or answer.”
“DO YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!”
“Yeesh. Classic insecure man tactic: resort to violence when logic fails him. And I would put so many bullet holes in you, your new designated title would be fish net.”
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love that no matter the ship, shanks is just a pathetic wet rag of a man who misses his lover desperately and makes it everyone else’s problem. i have seen this man put through divorce more times than i can count
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I got my answer who let Shanks buy his fuckass pants

Of course it's Yasopp and Lucky who encourage his stupid ideas
(I think its from One Piece Party)
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Hi sorry for not being active like at all I’m DEEP in some One Piece content and I fear I cannot climb out
Can also be read as:
I’m so stupidly in love with Mihawk and I refuse to move on
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shanks is that spiritually enlightened beach bum constantly holding a jack n coke w a splash of lime who wasn’t lying that time he said he knew karate
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Roger: Hey, Ray? Rayleigh: Yeah? Roger: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Rayleigh:... Rayleigh: Where’s Shanks?
(Some crack in the form of incorrect quotes. Rayleigh should know better than to leave Roger unattended)
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"i suppose a drink wouldn't hurt" *gets saddled with unnecessary feelings*
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how long do yall think mihawk was listening to usopp say random stuff
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Do I have to elaborate
AWESOME FIC BY @rejectedconstellation called Found Among The Strays on ao3 raahahaha
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