You are now ALEXIS MARIA STRIDER and one year ago you received a GIFT FROM ABOVE. No, you weren't pregnant. But you do have a BABY GIRL now. You found her in a CRATER, along with a DEAD PONY. Naturally, you took her in. Your interests include SWORDS, though you can only afford CHEAP PIECES OF SHIT. You also collect PORCELAIN DOLLS, and you enjoy dressing DAWN up in the outfits for the dolls sometimes. You post pictures on Facebook and other sites. You can actually SEW your own clothes, which you do. You enjoy VIDEO GAMES of ALL SORTS, though you rarely have time to play these days. After a COURT CASE where you almost lost DAWN, you left Texas and moved in with your friend MARK LALONDE in NEW YORK. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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[[FOREVER MOURNS HER LACK OF A TELEVISION]]
((OH FUCK HOLES IS ON I LOVE THIS MOVIE))
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Oh shit, bring it on. I can do this. Work your sciency magic.
Yanno.
You are probably right.
Tell ya what. I’ll undertake this alone, for science. You can tell everyone what a dumbass I was when it kills me.
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You are probably right.
Tell ya what. I'll undertake this alone, for science. You can tell everyone what a dumbass I was when it kills me.
Yanno.
… I got the recipe.
It’s like a science experiment- how much of our lives is this going to take away?
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... I got the recipe.
It's like a science experiment- how much of our lives is this going to take away?
Yanno.
I don’t know.
I think so. (This is terrifying, actually, this is a liquid heart attack.)
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I don't know.
I think so. (This is terrifying, actually, this is a liquid heart attack.)
Yanno.
I never thought there’d be a day where I could honestly say I’m eating a soup made of ham, cheese and bacon.
I didn’t even think that was a thing.
Yet here I am.
Eating a soup made out of ham, cheese, and bacon.
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Yanno.
I never thought there'd be a day where I could honestly say I'm eating a soup made of ham, cheese and bacon.
I didn't even think that was a thing.
Yet here I am.
Eating a soup made out of ham, cheese, and bacon.
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ill try and get some pictures when he wakes up but you can probably meet him. that is a thing.
Yes, good.
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yeah. his name is broen. kids fucking adorable. he thinks hes a bee and runs around with this plush bee vantas gave me and buzzes. hes smart as hell too
... I want pictures. Or to meet the kid. Either or.
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trying to balance shit and convince my boyfriend to quit being an ass to the kid im raising. but good otherwise. glad to hear youre doing okay
You're raisin a kid now? Tell me about them.
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kinda yeah. so howre you doing
Eh, I'm doing okay-ish.
How about you?
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Glub~ Shello, Maria. How've you been as of late?
Are you going to insist on reminding me what my middle name is?
Eh. Okay-ish. You?
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i think its just some dumb coincidence right now. huh. go figure
Heh.
Funny, though.
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yeah youre welcome
Are you using three words each time on purpose or is that just some kind of really dumb coincidence?
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Yeah, it's fine now that I've got it treated. The concern is sweet, though.
It does, trust me.
swordsister started following you
Kick it (or its instigator) in the balls.
They tend to leave you out of the drama after that.
So you’re not normally human then… would it be rude to ask what you usually are?
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