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Okay hear me out.

Do you see the vision???

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me: *wondering why people don't want to meet me.*

also my face next to people:

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Do you seriously believe that Logan is the epitome of brutality? Come on! Just look at him, he's like a fucking kitten!

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Imagining these two wreaking havoc and escaping from an animal testing facility together

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Within a few hours:

Wade: He's a 10 but he loves my insanity so he's a 1000.

Logan: He's a 10 but he belittles himself so he's a 0. Also, he'd have been lobotomised in 1938.

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he hit him in the ass? with a sword? that looks fucking funny

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The Terri-fic/ble Trio they warn everyone about in the entire multiverse

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dw in the box

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I just want to be an old lady and rent out an apartment to a guy with an atomic bomb up his ass who then drags home an ex-military man with mental problems and we become one big fucked up family😭

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my favorite friendships dynamic is a dude with adhd and an old man who just wants to die in peace and quiet

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your perfect family my perfect family

it would be so wonderful if the girls met in some universe😭

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family ✨️

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Look, Wade is a huge Wolverine fanboy. He wasn't satisfied with his action figure collection, so he brought home a live Wolverine. He even found a dog to make everything perfect.🤣😭😭

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he managed to undress him on the way 🤣 I can imagine this scene

please handle your wolverine with care

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laura her dad and that bald guy