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got bottom surgery to swap it out for one of these
#like a fidget cube will make getting off any less complicated. sure.#it’s already like a whole ordeal. like it’s almost like grocery shopping at this point like you gotta plan ahead of time#and EVEN THEN it’s like ‘okay press these five buttons in order and wiggle the joystick and rub the silver ball and click it and- FUCK’#then I gotta start over#like god is it even worth it at this point#funny#nsfw#ish#only because I rambled
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hurry up & come back to me
#obsessed with Peter having to wait for him and being so fucked up about it#every second spend in the ‘but what if what if what if’ AAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA#and Wade is always like ‘what did I miss’#and like ‘NOTHING! EVERYTHING IS SO FINE RN’ lmao#mcu
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MWAH
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No more free styling
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my little indulgences...
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creepy crawly (affectionate)
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wade actually knows about both
#somewhat unrelated but I am obsessed with Wade being so angry at Spiderman for being Peter Parker#not bc he was keeping his identity a secret but bc Wade fucking hates Peter Parker#’YOURE the guy who keeps sneaking upskirt shots of MY Spiderman??? WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?’#’Wade I’m- WADE. YES. IM THE GUY TAKINNG MY OWN UPSKIRT SHOTS WADE. IM NOT ACTUALLY A PERV ITS-‘#’Peter Parker is a SLEEZE HE CANT BE YOU’#’ITS NOT SLEEZY IF ITS MYSEL–‘ *sounds of mild violence*#mcu
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#this is an incorrect tweet there absolutely is no ‘oops’ in ANY of those ‘I killed my husband’ songs#funny
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#distraught that he does not like his little ears scratched but I respect his boundaries 😔#my beloved freakazoid whatever you wish I give little kissy kissy to the ends of each of your little tentacles you are my dearest disaster#the most beloved maniac
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*in the locker room*
Ghost: *takes his shirt off*
Soap, immediately upon seeing Ghost's bare stomach: *starts barking aggressively*
Ghost: DOWN, SERGEANT- FUCK OFF
Gaz, as Soap continues to harass Ghost: I hate this place. Can't even shower in peace
#Gaz like ‘if I overhear you barking at ghost ONE MORE TIME I’m taking you into medical to get you neutered don’t fucking test me.’#cod
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Gaz: What would it take for Soap to not be attractive to you?
Ghost: I think he would have to betray me and try to kill me
Gaz: Interesting. Suds, what would-
Soap: Wearing two left socks at the same time
Ghost: I CAN'T TELL THEM APART-
#‘THERES AN L ON THE TOP OF THEM LOVE FOR FOKS SAKE’#’WELL NEXT TIME YOU KICK ME OUT OF BED TO GO TO WORK YOU CAN FIND MY SOCKS FOR ME’#‘kick you out. KICK YOU OUT???? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TRAINING NEWBIES 10 MINITES EARLIER I WAS SAVING YOUR LIFE’#poor gaz having to endure their bickering. staring into the camera on the office like ‘are you seeing this shit’#but the camera is actually just price across the room LMAOO#cod
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Price started to notice something.
When Soap invited Ghost to spend the holidays with him, Price was relieved. He didn’t have to worry about his lieutenant during a rough time of year for him.
Then Ghost started to actually request leave. Something Price and Laswell always had to force him to do. He noticed when Ghost would put in for leave, the next day Soap would put in for the same time off and vice versa. Price played it off as a coincidence at first. Their friends. Ghost is letting someone into his life. Good for him.
A while later there was a form on his desk from Ghost to have his address updated. When asked Ghost said the apartment complex got condemned so he had to move. Price didn’t push further. About a month later Soap dropped an address update form on his desk too. Price could only pretend he didn’t notice it was the same as Ghost’s new address.
Price started to watch the two interact. Touches would linger just a little too long. Little whispers to one another. Full conversations between both of them without a word being said. How Soap would slip out of a supply closet only to have Ghost slip out a few moments later. A new bruise on Soap’s neck that was definitely not related to training or a mission.
He decided to hold his tongue for now, but he’ll be pissed the way they tell him is by a save-the-date.
#I can just see soap sweating up a storm while Price plays up looking back and forth between their leaves at the same address 😂#his eyes flicking back and forth a couple extra times just to watch soap fidget a little extra#before signing it all quick like ‘enjoy you’re time Sargent’#back to his cigar like nothing happened#anyway smash cut to Ghost and Soap snuggled in bed the next night and soaps like ‘I think the old man’s onto us’#cod
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Chonky baby 🦦
Otter ghoap art based on a strawpage request
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hello hello, in the spirit of posting stuff even if I’m not gonna finish them, have this 🫡
this is violently medically inaccurate but pretend you don’t notice that haha
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