syfynjavall

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

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this is as much as i'm willing to work on this rn, say hi to my disaster boy mihaijlo 😗

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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

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Thin people don’t fat shame because they are genuinely concerned with a person’s health. To them, body shaming is a way of asserting dominance over a fat person. It’s them saying, “yea, you’re smarter and more accomplished than me but it doesn’t matter because you’re still *fat*.” Thin people don’t want to lose this power. They want to be able to destroy a person completely by calling them fat. They want to uphold their privilege in society and that’s why body positivity bothers them.

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its my horrible little guy (oc)

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Selûne and Shar

Art for Baldur's Gate 3

Art by Maxime Ponslet

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my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

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there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change