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Why is tumblr trying to kill me today /v pos
shiny duo nation…how are we feeling?
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Every day we get a new Ariana griande post an angel gets its wings

SPECIAL ISSUE 🎀💕
— Local diva talks to our journalists and answers the most intriguing question from fans: is there a special someone?
(alternative/clean version under the cut!)

The gaze reserved only for behind the scenes :>
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Is he a vampire or just high on Redstone? No one knows
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the second kiss isn’t always as memorable
Midnight Strangers by the incredible @seriouslycalamitous !!! I am patiently waiting for ch 9 bc holy shit this fic is amazing

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happy pride month :D 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
i drew this like a month ago and thought that now would be a good time to post it 👍
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grian doing watcher lore in 2025 is a recession indicator
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Like a mad dog after a rabbit
I keep run, running, running, running
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imagne if everything was good and nice in last life and they were evil together
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The second piece I contributed to the @mcyt-couture-zine , this one in collaboration with the incredible @earlrot ! I did the lines, he did the gorgeous colors/rendering, and we both brainstormed together on the outfit design. It was super super fun to collaborate with Earlrot on this artwork (everybody go compliment him rn!!!) and I absolutely adore how it came out :D
Design/progress sketches:
My lines before color:
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birthday gift for a friend :>
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another @mcytrecursive thing a lil comic for @muriers based on their fic cus i like it alot timelapse vvv
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and bdubs, yeah? he let out the most guttural scream after she died, not knowing that it was her last life. he went and collected her stuff because 'she didn't have anything' and then returned to the crastle fully expecting her to be there. he called out her name and tango, confused as he was, had to break the news to bdubs inside the walls he built with cleo, and it really sunk in then, as the two of them watched the red army at over at dogwarts—that he and tango were alone and cleo was gone forever
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Me when people see c!scar as an innocent himbo and victim who never does anything wrong ever
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BACK IN THE FREAKING BUILDING I FINALLY GOT TIME TO DRAW
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Grian's plane accident and Grian and Jimmy pushup exercise
Martyn: Yeah. And on the flight as well-- Ren: Yeah-- Martyn: --we had, we had like a nearly, what, ten hour flight to get here? And, like, we were just stood there like right. Let's figure this out. That's where the--"you go a hundred years into the past--" Ren: Yeah (laughs). Martyn: "--how do you convince them--" that came-that came from Grian, in the middle of the flight. I'll tell you what. Something a lot of people have been asking me for, is. I mentioned in Cherri's chat yesterday about how Grian barely made it here, because he nearly got stuck in the seat, on the flight. Ren: Oh, goodness. Are-are you going to show this? (Martyn laughs) Martyn: I'm gonna show the picture, yeah. Ren: Are you gonna show this? Martyn: So Grian basically decided...partly for, like, scientific curiosity, that he was gonna go upside down on the chair. So, go heads where the legs go, legs where the head goes. And then I'm just sat there playing Switch, and I all of the sudden hear, (in a pathetic tone) "Martyn." (Ren laughs) "Help. Martyn, help." And I looked over and I went, "Ren can help you, he's closer." Ren: Yeah. Martyn: But you were refusing to help him. I then took a picture, laughed at him, and was like, "okay, I'm gonna go back to Hollow Knight," and just like, carried on with what I was doing. Um. (he laughs) He was stuck there for a good while, he had to sort of like, go knees up, legs up, and then twist them out the doorway (Ren quietly laughs)--he had to kind of like, create a--create like a right angle, I suppose, he had to do almost like a pike-a pike dive (Ren laughs harder). But in reverse to get out of it. But people have been asking to see the image, and it's just--it makes you realize how deep the leg well is for this. I don't know how this will auto focus, I'll have to see there--but that is-that's him. It's just. Stuck. Just simply stuck. (Martyn laughs) So. Ren: Yeah, I was legitimately worried that-that we'd have to get the-- Martyn: --the stewardess-- Ren: the teeth of life or whatever, to like, chomp him out of there, y'know? Like, he was-- Martyn: I'm surprised the stewardess didn't come over and go, "what the hell are you doing," like, cause. He was shouting me quite loudly-- Ren: Yeah. Martyn: --for it to echo out of his small little cave and over the top to my seat, with my headphones on-- Ren: Yeah. Martyn: He must've been yelling at some volume. Like, it was very funny. Ren: Well, hold on. I'm just doing a check--okay, Grian's not around, okay, I can-I can tell you some things about Grian. Martyn: Mhm. Scar: (from offscreen) Yeah, tell us about Grian. Ren: Hi--Scar's back, by the way, he's right in time for the-- Martyn: I'm worried that Scar's got a ball. Ren: --the stories about Grian. Grian is...the--a very annoying person to travel with. (Martyn laughs in surprise) H--but in the most wonderful of ways. For example...Grian says to me--I was sitting next to him in the plane--he said, "okay, now I'm going to sleep." Okay? So he sorta snuggled himself up and sort of went to sleep. And I was like, "oh, nice, now I've got a bit of time," y'know? I-I was gonna play some Slay the Spire, or something, chill out. Um. Y'know, I g-got my blanket over me-- Martyn: Cause you were next door to him. So there was, there was a, there was a retractable window-- Ren: It was like a wall, between us. Right? Martyn: --between the two of you. Ren: So he puts the wall up, and says, "going to sleep," right? But if you know Grian...y-if you know Grian well, you know that there's no sleep involved-- Martyn: No. Ren: --When he says, "I'm going to sleep," that literally means "I'm going to annoy for the next two hours." And that's exactly what happened. I'm getting stuck into my game, relaxing, suddenly I see a little Grian face--if the wall's here, you just see this--these two little eyes, like, pop up-- Martyn: Pop over the top--
Ren: And he just goes, (in a cutesy voice) "Whatcha doin'?" (Martyn breathes out a laugh) And goes back down again. Martyn: I--(he laughs harder) Ren: And just disappears. Martyn: He got the sillies--I think it was, I think it was about three hours before the end of the flight--
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Martyn: Grian and Timmy are doing this, like, push up thing, aren't they? They're doing that--every day of the year, you do an extra pushup. Ren: Yup. Martyn: First of January, one push up, tenth of January, ten pushups--so, like, at random intervals, Grian and Timmy would just get up, and like, do pushups on the plane? Ren: Yeah, in the middle of the aisle. Martyn: Yeah, just-just doing it, and like (they both laugh) People are just looking around thinking, "What? Why?" Like-- Ren: Let me-let me tell you guys, it's been a wild, like, few days.
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