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#sylvain has entered the chat

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man must suck 2 b linhardt 

cant even get up

Everyone’s up today, huh?

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i sure am

tho i am every day

Everyone's up today, huh?

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yeah and its fat as fuck

top 10 worst posts ever

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yeah but what if i do

War isn’t hard. Just don’t die, it’s not complicated

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oh finally some fucking food

We eating ass tonight boys

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Why are you in the bathroom? -AnnoyingAnon

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help ive been stuck in the bathroom for days

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u aint my momma

I Command That You Crank That Soulja Boy

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you asked man 😟

What’s up you fucking studs

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i wish judith would call me a stud

What’s up you fucking studs

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ah i suppose it could be an acquired taste

What’s a good song to pickle things to? I need to do research on the kingdom

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this is a classic old timey pickling yodel

What’s a good song to pickle things to? I need to do research on the kingdom

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felix isnt here time to steal a sword

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man pickled cotton candy was the best tho

I remember checking out a grocery store in Faerghus a long time ago. Everything there was pickled. The only non-pickled item was some jerky, but even then people were buying the pickled jerky instead. Why are they pickling jerky? You don’t have to pickle jerky. SERIOUSLY YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THAT.

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felix isnt here time to steal a sword