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As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you don’t have to stay alive for yourself. People will say it’s a bad idea to live for external things because they’re temporary, and it’s true living for yourself is ideal but if you’re not to that point yet that’s ok too. 

I’ve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.

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problematic androids

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chris hemsworth will literally be the death of me

i woke up around 3 or so this morning, groggy from meds (i have a head cold fml), and noticed my phone wasn’t on. so i plug it in, get it powered up, and head over to youtube so i can put on a game grumps playlist (danny and arin are comforting leave me alone) to help me fall back to sleep

then i turn over to lie on my other side, and as i’m getting myself situated, i open my eyes fully to see this 

at some point during the night, my thor cardboard cutout blew over and stayed there, looming over me all edward cullen style………..

i don’t know how i managed not to scream - my youngest daughter was sleeping beside me, so maybe it was some innate maternal thing but

jesus fucking chris i nearly had a stroke

and that’s how i started my morning

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So it turns out it’s Alien Day!

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*there is a board in the room which reads “unethical experiments” with a slip of paper at the bottom*

Walter: There is only one thing worse than unethical experiments.

Walter: *removes slip of paper to reveal the words “on humans”* Boom.

David: Humans.

Walter: No.

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“it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful”

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

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My talents include reading explicit gay pornographic literature in rooms full of people with a straight face

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Gandalf was shorter in stature than the other two; but his long white hair, his sweeping beard, and his broad shoulders, made him look like some wise king of ancient legend. In his aged face under great snowy brows his eyes were set like coals that could suddenly burst into fire.

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You know that awesome feeling when you wear your hair down after wearing it up every day for weeks, and it suddenly looks sooooo much longer than before

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Give me a storm that would tear the sky. Give me lightning that would burn the world.

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*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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Sometimes I wonder about what kind of problems would come up if Ned the pie maker came over for dinner at Hannibal’s