Greetings. My name is Satan, though I am also known by many other names throughout human culture. The Devil, Beezlebub, the Serpent; the list goes on. It seems as though I have acquired a reputation for being a "bad guy." I am happy to report that these claims are false in every sense of the word. I'm not a bad guy--I just have certain hobbies I indulge in that others do not understand and misconstrue to be something heinous. I'm easy to please. Just BRING ME THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT and we'll be fine. :)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Well, well.
If it isn't the Almighty himself, lowered to the point of making a blog. How... interesting. How goes it?
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I've come to believe that you seem to be my... counterpart, if you will. Of your world?
How fascinating.
AND I LIKE YOu TOO.
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I like you.
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HAIL SATAN.
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[5:20:57 PM] Christ: santa is satan you fucking idiots come on
[5:21:00 PM] Christ: how do you not see this
[5:21:01 PM] Christ: big dude
[5:21:04 PM] Christ: all red
[5:21:12 PM] Christ: drops shit off to make you like him
[5:21:13 PM] Christ: demands tribute
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I need more cat GIFs.
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I must say, people on this website are much more enthusiastic about me than they are down in this pit. If only these tortured souls adopted the same mindsets you all have. Maybe then we could have more fun.
That aside, it's lovely to meet you Vriska. How are those irons, by the way? Nice and hot?
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Human Satan. Oh 8oy. I’m actually excited to meet you.
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gainsaidthanatocracy replied to your post: [1:09:39 AM] Christ: HEY [1:09:41 AM] Christ: HEY...
you’re prolly going to see me real soon after i liked that post, huh?
Are you hoping for a visit? I'd be more than happy to oblige.
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Good.
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You are my role model.
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[1:09:39 AM] Christ: HEY
[1:09:41 AM] Christ: HEY BUDDY
[1:09:41 AM] Christ: HEY
[1:09:44 AM] Christ: SEE THIS CROWN
[1:09:46 AM] Christ: I WORE THIS SHIT
[1:09:57 AM] Christ: DONT COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT DOWNTOWN TRAFFIC I WALK ON WATER
[1:09:59 AM] Christ: WHAT YOU GOT
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speak of the devil
That joke is not funny and has never been funny.
LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN
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fuck u hail davekat
I don't know any "Davekat," but give them my blessing in trying to gain followers.
It isn't easy.
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serpentbearer replied to your post: serpentbearer started following you ...
i needed a tribUte? :U
Well, you can't just go around following people without offering the PROPER TRIBUTE, now can you?
That's just rude.
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gainsaidthanatocracy replied to your post: gainsaidthanatocracy started following you ...
i’m following the devil. obviously, this is the best idea i’ve ever had.
Of course it is. I'm so glad we are on the same page.
Let me show my joy.
:D
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Thank you very much for that lovely sidebar image you crafted for me. I feel like it really captures my essence.
Oh, and YOUR TRIBUTE IS MUCH APPRECIATED.
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And you would be the last I need to greet, as well as a lovely lady under the URL abandonedautomaton. Hello to you as well; I did not receive a notification informing me that you had followed me, but that may have been because you were first.
No matter.
I do look forward to the day we all meet face to face!
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Welcome to Hell.
...literally.
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DID YOU BRING THE PROPER TRIBUTE MORTALS
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