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they just came out with a new type of guy that freestyles about geological phenomena on reddit

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(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

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Hey. Don't cry. Millions of beautiful transgender people in the world

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The City of Atlanta Georgia has decided to demolish the research and conservation center of the Amphibian Foundation. This organization works tirelessly to conserve the Frogs, Toads, Salamanders, Newts, and other amphibians in the United States. In addition, they provide key education for herpetologists on the care, conservation, and preservation of reptiles and amphibians.

This emergency need is compounded by the government mass firing of conservation officials and the pulling of funds from many of the country's conservation organizations.

If you can help please donate here:

Key points from the Amphibian Foundation.

Our building will be demolished in 2026, and we need to identify a new location (or locations) for 7 labs and over 1,000 animals, many of which are endangered and part of critical conservation programs.

We've identified a new location for most of AF, but not our research and conservation programs. We have an amazing lead, but it's not confirmed yet.

Our first fundraising project is the AF Emergency Fund as the minimum cost estimates to move this many labs and animals safely is $50,000. (It costs about 50 USD per animal to move them)

If you can't donate.. please share... here.. and everywhere else.

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human infested suburbs

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immigrants are stealing your social security benefits and stealing jobs and ruining the country? well, yeah, but it’s just one. and his name is Elon Musk

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immigrants are stealing your social security benefits and stealing jobs and ruining the country? well, yeah, but it’s just one. and his name is Elon Musk

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Hello Tma fandom, here's my Gerrymike fanart (close-up's under the cut)

Feast, my children

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no no no succubus is the ones the hang from the ceiling, incubus is the ones that come out the ground

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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I’m going to college soon! Any tips?

everybody else knows what theyre doing. Do drugs

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I’m going to college soon! Any tips?

everybody else knows what theyre doing. Do drugs

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Me: I wonder where my brother is

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: How quickly this one forgets where his brother has gone to go cycling. How quickly he forgets all things. We wonder what the gods will think of this indiscression. If they think anything at all.

Me: Do you guys ever take those masks off?

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: No. It’s a sex thing.

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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?

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Mollymauk

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shout out to @comicaurora for making the ideal character for my disabled ass to cosplay. they've got forearm crutches and mine were ALREADY painted ocean-y by the time i met them in the comic. they've got a cummerbund that doubles as abdominal compression for my POTS and a dumb little kangaroo pouch because my pants didn't have pockets. they even have blue hair and pronouns like me (i swear the rest of my hair is blue, it's just pinned up...)

shout out also to my physical release for getting there the day i was wearing tarren so i could flip off vderin

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