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random english dialogue practice ft some voltron pals 2

meme lord: hello normies I have awoken loverbOI: Hello child loverbOI: Where is my wife meme lord: she’s is mine now loverbOI: NOOO pidgeon: sad lyf loverbOI: My life doesn't make sense anymore loverbOI: i will now commit suicide meme lord: liven't pidgeon: dieded meme lord: deadntnt hunky hun~: Commit no longer living plox pidgeon: shiro hunky hun~: lol meme lord: give the old man a break loverbOI: I'm so fucking colddddd pidgeon: fuck off pidgeon: 60° isn't cold dumbass Southerner hunky hun~: no 25° is cold loverbOI: Cold is cold. loverbOI: I'm the headass who looks at someone from Florida aying "ITS COLD ITS 50°" pidgeon: idc how to translate Fahrenheit into Celsius just sjxh pidgeon: oh no it's 60° time to put on my 𝒸𝑜𝒶𝓉 pidgeon: skshxh it's 33° right now and I'm out with my coat open like pidgeon: i'm warm hunky hun~: bless, -15 is COLD pidgeon: why does america use farenheit and literally everywhere else uses celsius why can't america just be normal pidgeon: we're supposed to be getting snow this weekend and I'm not ready pidgeon: i hate being cold meme lord: sUshi meme lord: [open image] loverbOI: Get in my belly loverbOI: I'm so jealous meme lord: i can feel the fish swimming in my tummy meme lord: glugluglguglguglugulguglgugglguglguglugulguglguggg loverbOI: pee loverbOI: I woke up so happy today but now it's pee hunky hun~: are you okay? pidgeon: do drugs loverbOI: I rather pizza hunky hun~: better pizza than drugs

[synesthesiaifyoumay]

random english dialogue practice ft some voltron pals

loverbOI: HI THERE

loverbOI: I haven't had cake in 2 years and i miss it

  hunky hun~: cakèeeeeeeeeeeeree

  pidgeon: y naw

  loverbOI: Because my little brother Marco is gluten intolerant.

pidgeon: >parents who force special diets on the siblings of kids who need it

pidgeon: why tho

  loverbOI: fuck if i know lmao

loverbOI: i miss food sm

  hunky hun~: I would too, that blows

  pidgeon: i've never understood that

  loverbOI: I havent had a snickers in forever.

loverbOI: what i would do for a fuckin snickers.

  hunky hun~: Is he straight up gonna have a physical allergic reaction

hunky hun~: or is it just intolerant to ingesting it

hunky hun~: Cuz i can understand not wanting to run the risk of contamination, but at the same time, i've worked in a kitchen and serving gluten-intolerant people is not hard

  loverbOI: He gets a bad stomach.

  hunky hun~: Then not allowing you to have snickers is shite

  loverbOI: ikr

  hunky hun~: But i mean i didn't have to tell you that

  pidgeon: o v e r r e a c t i o n s

  hunky hun~: That's just fucking whack

  loverbOI: I'm gonna buy every snicker under the sun when I move out

loverbOI: so many snickers and things that it becomes sentient

  pidgeon: if you have money buy them now and eat them in front of her lol

  real life princess: Hi

  loverbOI: Hiii

  hunky hun~: Hoi

  pidgeon: hoi

pidgeon: oof

  hunky hun~: :3

  real life princess: Lance why don't you eat in secret?

real life princess: Outside of home.

  pidgeon: yeah

  loverbOI: Yeah i used to, but she knows

loverbOI: she can sense it.

loverbOI: idk man, i just cba

loverbOI: i wanna lay in my bed, watch netflix and get fat on snickers.

  meme lord: guyz

meme lord: hi

  real life princess: Hello Matt

  loverbOI: Oh hi

  pidgeon: hoi

  hunky hun~: Hoi

  pidgeon: howsit goin

pidgeon: are u. feelin better now or are u still in pain

  meme lord: oh

meme lord: still in pain

  pidgeon: nice

  meme lord: think i might die soon

  pidgeon: yes. im proud of u

  meme lord: thank u

  real life princess: Do you need something to feel better?

  meme lord: a kiss would be nice, yes

  loverbOI: nO.

  meme lord: :(

  real life princess: I'll come over with Shiro later, text me if you want me to bring anything.

  meme lord: i will, tanks

  loverbOI: I'll go too

  hunky hun~: no you won't

  loverbOI: hUNK

  hunky hun~: you promised to help me choose a suit for my cousin's wedding

  loverbOI: was it supposed to be today?!

  hunky hun~: yes

  meme lord: yall

meme lord: i tried to find a dance cover of swimming pools by kendrick lamar

meme lord: and there was a pole dancing one she was so good

  pidgeon: did she eat pizza

  meme lord: hmm no

meme lord: but she looked ike she was FLOATING

  loverbOI: Pass the link

  meme lord: sure fam

meme lord: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYqyHBTZjg

  pidgeon: mustve been some skillz

  meme lord: sure she did

meme lord: i feel my fever rising from hell again

meme lord: im goning take a nap

meme lord: bye

  pidgeon: k

  hunky hun~: bye

hunky hun~: get well soon

  loverbOI: byee

  hunky hun~: lance and i are going to mcdonnalds to get some smoothies before class

hunky hun~: want to join us?

  pidgeon: can't

pidgeon: busy

pidgeon: but you go enjoy your smoothies

  hunky hun~: okay then

hunky hun~: we will