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ily = i love you ilysm = i love you so much ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you

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We were all told in school to write interesting “hooks” at the beginning of essays to get the audience’s attention, but now we’re all pissed off when we see clickbait headlines on news.

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i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

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Aziraphale: You go too fast for me, Crowley :/

Crowley, to himself alone in his car:

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whenever im having a bad day i remember that i never have to take a math class again and i feel a lot better

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be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once. 

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annoying ass nerd guys after Suicide Squad came out: ugh every girl is gonna be harley quinn for halloween now how basic 🙄

annoying ass nerd guys after seeing joker:

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Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

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In Get Out (2017), Rose is shown using the search engine Bing. This is a subtle nod to the fact that she is a deranged psychopath.

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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)