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What a shit day. I can't wait for it to end
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i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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‼️ Breaking: Cloth mother and wire mother have been caught "lezzing out"
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kegel checkpoint soldiers. clench and give me 20
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The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
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she call me lady Gaga the way I'm bad with romance
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