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Oh, h3y b4b3. Long t1m3. St1ll 4n obst3nt1ously w34lthy, but st1ll d3pr3ss3d, w4st3 chut3?

Hm. H4ppy h4tchd4y to m3.

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Hm. H4ppy h4tchd4y to m3.

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4 w33k3nd off 4nd 4 bottl3 of w1n3. Pr33ty g3n3rous to m3, u34h lm4o

F44444444ng

And here I thought you would have greeted me with seven or nine 4's. Feeling particularly generous today, Redglare?

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4ll my qu4dr4nts 4r3 3mpty, so unl3ss you'r3 cons1d3r1ng th3 awkw4rd m3ss th4t 1s P4rdy 4nd 1, or wh4t3v3r th3 h3ll th1s 1s w1th you, your log1c 1s fl4wed

t1pth3sc4l3s​:

Not much po1nt, s331ng 4s our v4lu3sb4nd 1d34ls 4r3 subst4nt14lly d1ff3r3nt. 1’d 3v3n s4y 4t odds

Well, it’s too 8ad your girlfriend has values that line up with mine than more than they do with yours.

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Not much po1nt, s331ng 4s our v4lu3sb4nd 1d34ls 4r3 subst4nt14lly d1ff3r3nt. 1'd 3v3n s4y 4t odds

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Pl3nty mor3 pow3r from r3sp3ct 34rn3d th4n forc3d by f34r, b4b3.

I don’t require fear to get people to kneel, “8a8e”.

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No, sur3, but 1ts c3rt41nly 4 crutch you h4v3 to l34n on.

t1pth3sc4l3s​:

Pl3nty mor3 pow3r from r3sp3ct 34rn3d th4n forc3d by f34r, b4b3.

I don’t require fear to get people to kneel, “8a8e”.

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Pl3nty mor3 pow3r from r3sp3ct 34rn3d th4n forc3d by f34r, b4b3.

t1pth3sc4l3s​:

F4ls1fy1ng quot3s 4nd pr3s3nt1ng th3m 4s truth? 1f you h4d 4ny s3ns3 of d3corum you’d m4k3 4 d3c3nt l4wy3r

Who needs respecta8ility when you can simply will it.

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F4ls1fy1ng quot3s 4nd pr3s3nt1ng th3m 4s truth? 1f you h4d 4ny s3ns3 of d3corum you'd m4k3 4 d3c3nt l4wy3r

Wok3 up to f1nd 4 poorly c4oufl4g3d sn4ptr4p by my b3d?? Th1s br4t 1s bold, but not too br1ght. Sh3 us3d l34v3s to h1d3 1t. 1n my comp4rtm3nt.

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1f th1s w4s p4rt of the job, sur3. Sh3 obviously n33ds 4 l3sson 1n 4ppropr14t3 l3v3ls of 4ggr3ss1on 4nd r3sp3ct.

Wok3 up to f1nd 4 poorly c4oufl4g3d sn4ptr4p by my b3d?? Th1s br4t 1s bold, but not too br1ght. Sh3 us3d l34v3s to h1d3 1t. 1n my comp4rtm3nt.

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Wok3 up to f1nd 4 poorly c4oufl4g3d sn4ptr4p by my b3d?? Th1s br4t 1s bold, but not too br1ght. Sh3 us3d l34v3s to h1d3 1t. 1n my comp4rtm3nt.

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4w, b4b3, 1 m1ss you too

4nd sh3 s41d 1 h4d probl3ms w1th wr1ggl3rs lm4o

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Stop by on3 d4y, 1'll show you just how much of 4 w1tch 1 c4n b3

4nd sh3 s41d 1 h4d probl3ms w1th wr1ggl3rs lm4o

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M4yb3 try not b31ng 4 w1ck3d s34 cron3 4nd sh3'll stop s331ng you 4s on3

4nd sh3 s41d 1 h4d probl3ms w1th wr1ggl3rs lm4o

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4nd sh3 s41d 1 h4d probl3ms w1th wr1ggl3rs lm4o

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W3 w3r3 4ss1gn3d th3m, 1f you strok3 your 3go 4nymor3 you'r3 gp1ng to m4k3 4 m3ss.

t1pth3sc4l3s​:

Lm4o c4lm your sph3r3s, 1 w4s t4lk1ng 4bout how m4ny m3t4phor1c4l knotch3s 1 4m on your hypoth3t1c4l b3dpost.

Though, you’ll b3 shock3d to know th1s k1d 1s 4ctu4lly your c4st3, not m1n3.

We will see who is the judge, jury and executioner on the day of our showdown. I am still aw8ting for the day you “tip the scales” for it has always 8een me on top.

A cerulean? If you were missing my company, you should have said. What cerulean is so tragic to downgrade into law? How vile, are you that desper8te for a higher8lood to follow you that you resort to wrigglers.

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💬 Rumor has it you stole one of the Marquises' empty journals to write your law notes in because writing in an outlaws notebook fills you with justice (and a little closer to the mysterious hot woman ;) )

Cons1d3r1ng 1'm st1ll 4l1v3, d3f1n1t3ly not tru3. 1 r34d on3 of h3r journ4ls onc3 4nd sh3 4lmost took out my oth3r 3y3.

For th3 r3cord my not3s 4r3 logg3d on 4 st4nd4rd s1z3d l3g4l p4d, doubl3 th1ck sh33ts, s1ngl3 m4rg1n.

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Lm4o c4lm your sph3r3s, 1 w4s t4lk1ng 4bout how m4ny m3t4phor1c4l knotch3s 1 4m on your hypoth3t1c4l b3dpost.

Though, you'll b3 shock3d to know th1s k1d 1s 4ctu4lly your c4st3, not m1n3.

t1pth3sc4l3s​:

Or do w3 just h4v3 d1ff3r3nt v1ctory cond1t1ons, 4nd 1 h4pp3n to 4lw4ys g3t wh4t 1 s3t out for. 4lso, 1 h4v3n’t FL4RP3d 1n ov3r t3n sw33ps

A 8old claim for someone who complains constantly of the mundane st8te their life is in. And what exactly are you setting out for, hm? Another monotonous light in staring down the 8ottle of 8ooze after raising the next gener8tion of incompetent teal8loods? Sure sounds like victory to me, Redglare.