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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu

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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

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Postcards, ca. 1908 

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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

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guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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The only crossover I want

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I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice

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my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

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They should add a second child and see if omelas gets more awesome

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me

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This movie just took over my brain lol

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I loooove my girls!

Can you guess the outfit inspirations? :)

[edit] just made a new instagram! My username is lady.lucitor and I just posted this on there mwehe thank u