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My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

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cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

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you so fucking precious when u paypal me $1,000,000

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me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

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snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

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changkyun’s favourite shoulder to lean on

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my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

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Kim Taehyung ☆ FAKE LOVE (@ SBS Inkigayo 180527)

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news flash: oh wow jimin

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loki: *tries to kill thanos with a KNIFE*

thor: *doesn’t go for the head*

frigga, in valhalla:

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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?