#++ also. i know she isnt actually in the afterlife but maybe she exists in the imbetween who are you to judge

[wormsical]

uh yeah I sure hope it does

[bunny-banana]

Fanny for the Ask game.

you're so real for that one<3

favorite thing about them: girl the FACES she pulls. when i started watching that show i literally couldnt get past one scene with her bcs i jsut kept laughing sm

least favorite thing about them: so like. our girl HAS to get rid of the rigidness. at LEAST a little bit. also uhm the obvious homophobia subplot but i think she has worked through that, at least a lil.

favorite line: in the Red Nose special, when Kylie Minogue shows up and Robin asks what does [her being from Australia] mean, and Fanny replies "It means we should probably hide the silverwear" INSANE LINE. I think about it all the time.

brOTP: Cap and Fanny - THEE faghag and homo duo, like they mean the world to me

OTP: tbh theres no real otps here. sometimes i think fanny/julian are good for the lols, also theres one ship thats rather an unserious crackship of mine i dont even think theres fics for it out?? but the idea arose one time and i was like "oh wait, that isnt like. awful"

nOTP: uhm? apart from the obvious ones (e.g. cap/fanny?? if such a thing even exists), I don't think I'm overly opposed to any ships.

random headcanon: in the season5 that lives in my head, she and Julian DO hook up, and its absolutely embarrassing afterwards and lowkey traumatises the rest of the gang even more than the Humphrey thing once they get wind of it. And Fanny will pretend for the rest of her afterlife that it did Not happen, but also, secretly, might have been the best shag she's ever had. Not that anyone, least of all Julian, has to know that.

unpopular opinion: I've once read that she's allegedly one of the least popular characters and this honestly felt like a shot to the heart. So I GUESS, my "unpopular opinion" is the fact that I actually like her???

song i associate with them: HMMM none currently but maybe thatll change

favorite picture of them: ok technically this is Martha, YES, BUT!!!! theres just smth about Fanny smiling and being happy

[antiloreolympus]

14 Anti LO Asks

1. To the one anon: good question - how is it that the mortals dont know who Persephone is / assume she is a minor goddess and therefore its okay to mess with her but the gods (or Olympians / underworld denizens) know exactly everything about her (despite her being there only every so often and only being 20ish) - enough to say shes "wearing her signature white color" during a murder trial.

Also the reason why Persephone is wearing white is because

A). RS wanted persephone to always be "dressed as a bride" (and have Hades dressed as a groom respectively) to show that their matching / is supposed to be a visual cue that their eventually gonna be together.

B). I believe this is RS way of saying that Persephone (despite murdering some mortals) is innocent because in purity culture White = innocence, virginity, youth etc. (Even though RS explicity ssid she wanted to go against purity culture morals shes very much leaning into them). 

2. why are Psyche’s eyes yellow even in her human form? Is she sick??

3. honestly? LO is just gossisp girl at this point, espect even GG (at least in the first season) bothered to saturze the rich and was calling out how wealth and power makes them corrupt assholes. meanwhile LO is just GG season 2 and on of being like no no, the poor people are the evil people and the rich people are the oppressed ones! all while also fawning over their  wealth and status and being way into grown men wanting to bang barely legal teens and claiming to be "feminist" somehow.

4. Tumblr is well-known for broken tag system. Check the post' tags before complaining that it's op's fault. How about you guys not tag greek mythology when posting about LO? LO is not one-shot or short fancomic. It's also definitely not considered actual greek mythology. LO is years long webcomic with huge fans. LO has its own tag. Tell your fellow fans to stop using the greek mythology tag.

5. I would argue nyx is the only woman with a unique in design in LO but thats only because she looks like a deformed chicken woman. why was my night mom disrespected this much 😭

6. So now that LO is back from break and I can finally read chapter 170 - Why oh Why do ALL the female characters Have to be defined by their male love interests??? (Or really just love interests in general).

I understand LO qualifies as the "romance" genre and there are certain stipulations or I guess themes or what have you that make it romance but for f*cks sake.

Psyche being worried about Eros loving the "fake" her I kinda get, but really? Thats your most pressing concern?? Hera is defined by her garbage marriage to Zeus - King of the gods (of which is why she is Queen of the gods). Hestia + Athena are now defined solely by their relationship to each other (not the TGOEM or their respective traits of being a goddess of the hearth + goddess of war, strategy etc etc).

Aphrodite is defined by giving Persephone "relationship" advice (e.g: telling her to curb stomp Minthe because "nymphs dont take things from gods" - doubly implying that people are things to own) And by her jealousy of Persephone in the first place because Hades made a comment about how he thought Persephone was prettier than her. And also because of her "house of debauchery" (Artemis'  words) - and relationship with Ares.

Persephone is defined both by Apollo raping her and by her fated future status as Queen of the underworld (so her relationship with Hades). Hell, even the minor characters such as nymphs are defined by this relationship status / standard. Minthe is defined by her mean spirited personality yes, but Also because of her abusive relationship with Hades prior to the introduction of Persephone. Psyche is defined by her relationship woes with Eros. Daphne is defined by her relationship with Thanatos (and because shes a flower nymph) but also mostly because she looks like Persephone.

Rhea is defined by her marriage / relationship to Kronos (lets ignore the whole "fertility goddess power" plot for a second). Even Aetna is defined by Haphestus creating her! Is there not a single character (especially female) is isnt defined by their romantic love interest???Sorry. Maybe I'm overthinking this, but thats definitely how ot comes off as of late, in regard to the latest chapters.

Okay, same anon as earlier - I take it back somewhat - we have Artemis and Hecate that are not defined by their romantic relationships - but rather their lack of one.

However the way they are shown - it still comes off as a standard - "Artemis is stingy / a stick in the mud" because shes not romantically involved and is "barbaric" (according to Hera). And Hecate is still somewhat defined by her being Hades' employee (and cheerleader for him and Persephone to be together).

So technically yes, we have at least 2 characters that are not defined by their romantic interests / relationships, but they are still held to the standard of their "un-ladylike / undesirable" because their not romantically involved.

(I guess I should count Demeter, but only because shes more defined by just being "Persephone's overbearing mom" )

7. i think whats also kinda weird about this trial is like?? persephone is obvs framed as not liking the attention (bc duh) but she didnt like the previous press either, she wanted to be private, but wouldnt being with hades force her to be in the spotlight that makes her uncomfortable? also the citizens of the underworld already dislike hades, why would they want a uncontrollable felon as their queen, even if she found innocent? idk the whole thing just makes the endgame less plausible, tbh.

8. love that rachel was able to find a random deity name to name her random nymph the greek word for "beans" meanwhile apparently cant google actual greek names for even one off characters? like andrew, ellen, george, alexis, damian, luke, phoebe, sophia, and so any other english names are also greek, but she cant even bother with that? what exactly is her "research" if she cant even bother to spend 30 seconds googling greek names? at this point LO seems determined to be as un-Greek as possible.

9. wait so everyone in LO went from having no idea who persephone was, to her only showing up on ONE magazine cover, to now being the most well known person with a signature color? all in the span of two weeks with no genuine public outings? how does that make sense? also white isnt even her signature color if 90%+ the female cast and even a lot of the men ((including ZEUS) all wear it too.

10. the fact the courthouse WASNT the areopagus, aka the place in greece where they say the first ever trial ever happened and where the court system was invented, is just another point of rachel talking out her ass about being "respectful" or "researched" on greece and their mythology. its literally one of the most famous mythology spots ever with some fantastic stories to it and she's just like "nah! boring rectangle will do!" like why even both with mythology then if its this devoid of it?

11. Anons are saying Hades in the FS chapter is leaning down and talking to Persy like a child. Say it aint true.

(I wanna see. I thought RS was finally giving Persy adult proportions). 😨

12. So wait, hold up. I kinda get where RS is coming from with the law school in the underworld (because Hades is supposed to be a kinda Judge, jury, executioner situation in the afterlife when it comes to mortals and their "punishments" and whatnot). However, is RS stating that the ONLY law school / courthouse exists in the underworld? If so, why? Why wouldn't Athena be there then. She's a goddess of strategy and justice (among other things).

Also is RS really implying that Hades owns not only the banks and underworld but the law too? She really wants Hades to be a Gary Sue along side her Mary Sue - Hades controls everything that matters and since its his realm and blah blah blah rules, Zeus, king of the gods cant do anything about it.

(Which is dumb. Because you would think that because Persephone committed the crime in the mortal realm / on, or near Olympus that therefore she would be brought back there to dole out justice under Zeus jurisdiction because she committed the crime in His Realm). 

13. FP Spoiler ahead:

Why on earth couldn't the reporters have Greek names? There is so much wrong and bad with this story, yet this irks me so much. It is Brenda all over again.

14. i dont really get the point of the trial plotline, tbh. even persephone says she should be punished and held accountable, but hades is framed in the right for trying to go against that and weasel her out of it. so?? plus zeus has legit reason to punish them? persephone is a danger to others, demeter and hermes both committed treason to cover it up, and hades was harboring a fugitive of the law and is now trying to force the system to let her go. how is zeus in the wrong for this?

[mostlikelyshutup]

thoughts while watching the first harry potter:

listen i started this list a little late im ngl but notable thoughts so far are me thinking of dumbledore as a gay idiot and still loving hagrid

do you think hes speaking in parseltongue in the zoo when hes speaking to the snake

forgot boats existed

these idiots do scream a lot dont they

i forgot how light hearted this universe really is in the first couple movies

yer a wizard harry, okay hagrid maybe slide him into it a little better

we get it tuney you have fucking trauma, doesnt mean you should abuse a child

hasnt everyone had their name down since they were born, hagrid? theres a list

i like that his umbrella is pink

are you paying for those damages hargid? stop taking the door off the hinges

though, if the dursleys are, keep breaking shit

speaking about dragons on the the fucking tube, its a miracle harry didnt get in trouble with the ministry sooner

what is hagrid's usual? does anyone know???

fucking Quirrell, cant wait for your epic love story with the dark lord

maybe we should tell the 12 year old how the fuck everyone knows his name, just maybe

they do a great job of getting the wonder down pat

how much money and licensing do you think it took for them to get all these owls on set

ahh yes, antisemitism the bank

how many vaults are in gringotts?? also if harry's vault is the potters vault, a literal like sacred 28 family, one of the original families, and its number 600 something, how many were there before the potters?? did the potters get a vault recently? or is this james and lily's vault?? how rich were james and lily if so??

look at ollivander, crazy tinker uncle, love him

this might be the socialist in me but why do people have to pay for wands if everyone needs one??

why is the dark lords twin wand just sitting around on the shelf, ollie me boy??

do you think thats Harry's true wand or do you think thats because of the horcux thing?? do you harry had to get another wand after he died?? did he? i dont remember the last movie

is ollie me boys actor wearing contacts or are his eyes just like that??

thats a very weird way of showing Halloween 81, very misleading

hagrid said ill predict voldys rise in the first movie so we can have some plot development

hagrid is late to everything isnt he? i can feel it in my bones

i swear ive seen these movies, and ive even read the first book, i just dont remember shit

youd think theyd have someone in the know stationed close to the entrance for the platform, for any muggleborns

ginnys actress really had no fucking lines in this movie did she, just had to stand there

oh wait she said good luck

amazing work ginny

ooh a warm filter

can muggles see the express? like just running from london to scotland

wicked!

you didnt have to show the woman the sad sandwich ron

i think the trolly replenishes magically, i think thats how thats how that works, i want to believe that

god i cant tell if i would love or hate hermione, shes pretentious but so was i at that age

god dont fucking point your wand right in someones face mione

how does mione know who harry is?? why does she care?

look at the tiny first years, might just go and pinch theyre cheeks

MINNIEEEE i love you minnie

looking stunning minnie, the green brings out the sternness in your brow

you go minnie, give your speech, thats my head of house

shut up draco, youre not bond

you pretentious fuckwit, your hair is brassy anyways

if this is a class of kids born in the middle of a war, how big are the usual class sizes wtf

THE FUCKING CLAP

fucking propaganda ron, you slytherin hater

what order are these names going in, did they just randomized the list

oooh we get quiet for the boy who lived, jesus let him keep living

the fact that for the rest of these people its just silent is so fucking funny to me, Harry's just fucking whispering to himself

get their attention minnie

me dads a muggle, mums a witch, bit of a shock for him when he found out

NICK, love to see you buddy

i have no emotional attachment to peeves but i feel i should mention him here

the stairs still piss me off, why the fuck would you make moving stair cases

who sets out gloves for the next day? am i the weird one who doesnt??

Minnie, you are the love of my life

shut up snape you dramatic bloodpurist incel

i know theyre setting him up to be mistaken as the villain but jesus christ hes still an asshole

your robes Neville, you forgot your robes

its weird how they have to learn all these latin charms yet only have to say up to get their brooms to work

why wont you go after him, hes obviously not exactly in control, Hooch

does Hooch only teach first years? she is quite literally the equivalent of a history teacher who coaches football

what the fuck is Quirells classroom

they dont make the house teams because no first years can try out, Ron

MINNIE PLAYED QUIDDITCH?!?!? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS

why didnt you speak up earlier Mione wtf

bc the fire wont give you away, harry, better hide

FLUFFY, WHOS A GOOD BOY

they have much worse things locked up in the school, Ron

Oliver wood is a bloody liar because i still dont fuckign understand quidditch, also theres like 500 rules, wtf

thats a shitty explanation of how the game works, Oliver

BLOW IT UP SEAMUS

SHES TWO FEET BEHIND YOU RON YOU IDIOT

carrot cake? on halloween?

dont shrug as if you didnt literally bully her ron

thought youd oughta know, bit of an understatement Quirell

no duh the trolls left the dungeon ron

lying: the best start to any friendship

we're at a net zero points for gryffindor for the year at the moment

the amount of interaction these kids have with professors is so weird to me, is this what small class size do to kids?? its weird

not comforting Oliver

Okay i understand Oliver simps now, I get it okay

are there no backups or subs for quidditch? feels like there should be, like of all the games

set him on fire mione, i know hes not the villain of the movie but god he sucks

fancy flying from harry fucking potter

okay but also i feel like there are some things we should not trust hagrid with, like hes not that great at keeping secrets

why is harry excited about christmas if he thinks hes not getting presents? i knw there are other aspects but like thats the only reasont o get up early

i always remember this scene at night for some reason??

not just an invisibility cloak, THE invisibility cloak ron

btw who gives it to harry? is it remus? is it dumbledore? is it like an inheritance thing? whats up with that?

there are jumpscares in harry potter

he very much can hide, filch

stop being a narc mrs norris

does harry even know what his parents look like at this point? how does he know who the fuck is in the mirror of erised?? he doesnt have that stupid scrapbook yet does he

oh they nod, sure lets clear up that plot hole

they shouldve put sirius and remus in the mirror in that scene, shown his whole family, wouldve been a nice setup

how does rupert grint already look so tired as a twelve year old

big speech to give to a twelve year old Dumbledore, when you wont even tell him what you see

Emma really does just slam that book on Daniels hand, thats mustve fucking sucked

the fact that ive watched two movies that had Nicholas Flamel in two very different roles this year is very strange to me

well thats probably on account of it being a fucking dragon egg hagrid, now isnt it?

was hagrid a hufflepuff? i think he was, maybe a ravenclaw

yes four, you blonde idiot

that shot is really nice, it sets them apart

what happened to filch to make him such a miserable man?

ooh mention of werewolves, awooo werewolves of london

yeah just dip your whole hand in hagrid, dont be scared of the strange liquid, take a nice little bath

i loev that dog, i want that dog, i want to hug that dog

god just the look of that forest is so bloody cool

wait so is that quirell walking fucking backwards?

maybe ask who the fuck youre talking to before asking other questions??? wtf harry

why are yout talking to the centaur like hes your old friend harry, youve literally never met him before

snape doesnt want the stone at all Harry

god hagrid you sweet stupid man

snape is completely valid for that, if a twelve year old ever looked at me like that i would punch them

Do you think people ever loose invisibility cloaks? like theyre invisible do you think they ever just never get found again

i hate the look of the dog spit, that is so gross

they really left everything in except for the fucking potions didnt they, damn

harry potter walked so queens gambit could run

hermione, posted up

rons stupid in the later movies because he got a concussion as a twelve year old

god harry really posted up to beat up snape in fucking khakis

"I knew you were a danger to me!" Hes twelve, Quirell

let me wait for this weird dude to unravel his head scarf instead of running away

the magic in this movie is real fucking conditional isnt it

just some casual necromancy for the stone? you sure about that voldy, you two faced bitch?

let me choke out this twelve year old real quick

oh yeah why is he able to just avengers endgame Quirell? is there an answer to that? like was that ever found out

do you think voldy passing by him while he hold the stone actually killed him but since he holds the stone hes functionally unkillable and then some magic gets put into him and thats why he can return to life later when he actually goes to the whole afterlife place?

ohhh we're vouching on the blood magic for the endgaming of Quirell

do you think dumbledore came across the vomit flavored bean before or after his sister died?

Mione's got a headband! Looking snazzy!

how did Hufflepuff only get 352 points? Gryffindor literally lost 150 points this year and they only beat them by 50, wtf, is it because they kept getting caught with weed

I wont even speak on the fucking outrage that is this point awarding, its already been spoken on. However, Neville shouldve gotten more points

What if someone just stood up and started challenging Dumbledores math, that would be so funny

some of these extras are really attractive

but james potter is somehow so fucking ugly why did they do that to my mans

hagrid deserves the last shot of this film, i love him, he deserves everything, that stupid sweet man

[my-melo-reads]

anyone wanna read the shitty short story i wrote for english class

you probably dont but i'm gonna force you to anyway

(btw yes, i know this isnt very good. but there was a word limit and also i rlly just wanna sumbit this and get it over with lmao)

Day 7 of the mission to arrive in the safe haven of Saubeth started with Victor being struck with the realisation that he was halfway through the infection process. He swore under his breath, examining the infected area on his back. Normally it took only 14 days post-bitten for a victim to completely lose their mind and body, and essentially become what was both physically and mentally, a zombie. Which, in the mind of Victor, didn't sound so great. It was policy to avoid the infected so much as was possible, killing them on site if they didn't outnumber you, but somehow Victor had gotten lucky. Despite having been bitten the very morning before departure, he'd managed to hide it well. He knew he was putting lives at risk, but the trip was only set to take 10 days, and if he was going to die, he had to make it to Saubeth first. He'd prefer to see his family there, rather than in whatever afterlife may exist several decades later. Besides, Saubeth was said to have been advanced. Who knows, maybe they'd discovered a cure by now. 'They'd better have,' he thought to himself. 'if not, I might as well be dead already.'. He tried not to think of it too much, but optimism can only take you so far. Victor checked his watch and sighed, before pulling on his shirt to cover the infection once more. It was time for another day of deceiving his teammates.

"Hey! Let me see too!" Jane jumped up and down, trying to see over the shoulders of her teammates. Her high energy levels compensated for her lack of height, but it came at the cost of having the others not take her seriously. 'Hmph,' She thought to herself, 'One day I'll be the only one still up 'n running in a crisis. Then they'll regret not including me in plans more often.' The mission was 3 days from completion, with the town of Saubeth not far off, and the team had decided to look over the plans again to make sure they were still on track. "We appear to be slightly ahead," said one of them. "if all goes well we'll make it there by noon on our last day." Jane let out a sigh of relief. 'Thank the heavens. If I have to eat dinner out of a can for any longer than needed, I'm going to start wishing I'd been infected instead.' She'd initially embarked on the mission to Saubeth for opportunities, but she was definitely not built for long walks. Jane's strengths lay in innovation, in science, and she hoped to possibly even help work on a cure for the virus. ‘Imagine how many lives I could save! No more innocents dead…’ She’d always felt it unfair to have victims of infection instantly killed off, but understood why it needed to be done. She stood for a few minutes daydreaming about her possible future as her teammates discussed their plans until she saw Victor approaching.

“Oi Victor, what took you so long?” One of his teammates yelled out, looking very annoyed. “You could’a helped us. We’re not going over this again just for you y’know.” Victor looked down as he kept walking forward. His teammate continued to berate him. ‘I need to start waking up earlier,’ He thought. ‘And maybe stop spending so much time stressing about the infection.’ The teammate got closer, rolling up his sleeves as though to start a fight. That was, until Jane jumped into his way. ‘What on Earth is she doing?’ “Now hold on,” she began, visible fright on her face, as though she wasn’t quite sure if her attempt to calm him down would work. “This trip has been hard on all of us. Does anyone actually enjoy going this far through so dangerous a path sleeping on a rocky floor and eating nothing but lukewarm canned food?” A two or three nods came from the small crowd. Jane frowned and shook her head. “Ok, fine. Well for many of us this just isn’t something we can put up for very long. And besides, Victor’s only…” She paused and checked her watch. “11 minutes late! And if it was really anything important you would’ve let me hear. Seriously. What on earth is up with that…” The teammate growled and stepped back, rolling his sleeves back down. Victor looked in surprise – he hadn’t actually expected this to work. ‘Hats off to Jane though. That guy was big.’

As they were packing up their tents to start their move once more, Victor decided to approach Jane as she fiddled with the tent pegs. “Thanks,” He crouched down, helping her pull her last peg out of the ground. “For, y’know. Earlier. With Tom.” She looked up. “Oh, that’s his name? I was wondering what it was!” She chuckled, “I should probably know this by now. But anyways, it’s no biggie, you did kinda save my life the other day.” He frowned, trying to remember when this was. ‘Ah, right.’ Jane was evidently not a very physically coordinated individual, and on the previous day’s trek, he’d had to pull her away from a crumbling ledge where she looked like she was about to fall. ‘And I thought I was bad with these trails.’ “No problem, I guess. We’re even now?” She smiled back at him. “Sure, why not.”

For the rest of the day, Jane stuck close to Victor. ‘I don’t think anyone else in the team would’ve been willing to grab me if I was about to fall off of a ledge,’ she’d thought. ‘If I want my best chance at not being either killed or ignored, I should probably stay close to him.’ “So,” she began, “what brings you to Saubeth?” He looked up, but directly ahead. “My husband and children. They left for the place years ago when it was first advertised as a sort of safe haven, but I needed to stay behind for work so I could provide to them. But… I got laid off at work recently, so I figured I may as well join the next expedition there.” She looked down. “I’m sorry to hear that,” she whispered. “I’m guessing you haven’t seen your family in a while then, have you?” “No,” he replied. “But at least I’m going to see them again soon. And it could be worse. I could’ve been infected.” She laughed. “Well, it’s a good thing you’re not. I hope things go well for you when you get there!” He chuckled. “I hope they do too.”

Jane stuck with Victor for the following day too. She hoped she wasn’t bothering him, but at the same time, she might as well be dead if she didn’t stick to someone. Their conversations were nice, and he was easy to talk to. They spoke about their ambitions, their futures, their pasts, the things they loved, and everything else a person could probably find to talk about. On the morning of their last day, she decided to go into his tent to wake him up as soon as she did. While she’d gladly defend him again, she figured it'd be best to try to wake him up a bit earlier so as to avoid needing to in the first place. She stepped into the tent, only to find Victor already awake, with his shirt not yet on, infection covering his entire torso.

He spun around to face her, both of them wide eyed in fear. “What the hell is wrong with you?!?” He whisper-yelled, so as to not allow the others to hear him. “What the hell is wrong with you, putting everyone at risk like that?!?” she replied in an equal tone to his.

“You could’ve knocked first. You really could’ve!”

“Victor. You are living. In a tent. I could not have knocked first if I tried.”

“Oh my god, you have no idea what this means. You have no idea.”

“You think I know what to do? I don’t want you dead. You leave me with no other choice!” She spun around to run out, before Victor suddenly sprang up and planted a knife into her neck. Jane cried out, but he muffled the noise, putting his hand over her mouth.

“I’m sorry,” He whispered, tears streaming down his face as her breathing became irregular. “I didn’t want to. I swear I didn’t want to.” He pulled the knife out, causing her breathing to finally stop. He rolled her over, showing her now lifeless face. Those eyes had once been filled with ambition and excitement, but they were now empty. “I’m sorry,” He repeated, tears falling down and mixing with her blood. “I’m so so sorry. I had to. I have to see my family again. I hope you understand.” Victor got up, pulled his shirt over his head, and splattered some of Jane’s blood on it to make it look as though he had been wearing it the whole time.

He dragged her corpse out into the centre of the campsite before calling out for the others. They came rushing over, gasping as they saw her lifeless body, along with their bloodied teammate. “I found her cleaning herself up in a nearby stream, and her body was infected. I waited until she’d left, and I killed her before she could harm any others. My guess is that she’d been bitten directly before departure, and we didn’t have long left. It pained me to do this, but it had to be done.” The reaction from the other team members was mixed between disgust towards her, relief, and gratitude towards Victor. Later that day, as they lowered Jane’s body into the ground, Victor could only think one thing. ‘They’d better have a cure in Saubeth. If not, this was for nothing.’

[piinkpeche]

Can send whole philosophy list for nova, finn, and Asher?

1. Does your muse believe in objective right and wrong? Why do they hold this belief?

--> Nova :: Objective right and wrong only can exist if there are absolutes in either direction. As such, I dont really know how to answer this question. Nova himself believes that some things are definitely right or wrong but someone else might argue it. He sticks firmly to his beliefs, though.

--> Finn :: Kid has a very strict moral code, as some younger teens do. His sister taught him most of it but he comes from a relatively lawless town so morals are frankly looked down upon if you cant survive.

--> Asher :: Along the same lines as Nova, Asher has absolutes for himself on either end, but some things, for example, thievery, can depend entirely on situation and varying points of morality.

2. Does your muse believe people are innately good/bad? Why do they believe this?

--> Nova :: He believes that everyone has a choice. Mostly because those that sometimes seem bad are actually good at heart.

--> Finn :: He is a child who believes everyone is good until proven otherwise. He gets easily hurt.

--> Asher :: This lad on the other hand will believe you're bad until proven otherwise, even if hes very nice to you. Hes been hurt a lot and this is just how he works now.

3. What does your muse believe happens after death? Do they believe in the afterlife and why/why not? If they do, what do they imagine this afterlife to be like?

--> Nova :: He tries to avoid thinking about it. Honestly hes scared of death. A lot.

--> Finn :: He believes that people go to a very nice place and can live their best life after they die.

--> Asher :: He doesnt like to think about it either. Hes seen a lot of death and while he isnt afraid of it, he isnt keen on finding out what's on the other side.

4. Do they believe humanity/their species, as a whole, to be moving in the 'right' direction, or the 'wrong' direction? Why do they believe this?

--> Nova :: He doesnt think they're going in either direction. He sees good at bad and goes. Welp. This is. A thing. I'm gonna go back to my forest house.

--> Finn :: Despite his bad town tm, he thinks that they're going in the right direction! Hes an optimistic lad.

--> Asher :: Asher tends to think they're headed in the wrong direction but he also doesnt think about this..

5. Do people, in your muse's opinion, ever really change? Do they believe themselves capable of changing?

--> Nova :: Like was said before, he does think they can change. As for himself, he knows he can, he just doesnt really want to.

--> Finn :: Of course people can change, for better or worse! Though hopefully better. And he does think he can change! He wants to get stronger!

--> Asher :: He doesnt really think people change, deep down. He says the opposite, but in his heart, he doesnt believe it. He also knows hes fairly set in some things and they will never ever change.

6. Does your muse believe in free will? Do they believe that people are mostly free?

All of my muses in this case do not believe in predestination.

7. Does your muse believe in luck? What about fate?

--> Nova :: Not really either. Fate is a definite no but luck is kinda eh.

--> Finn :: Sort of both. Some things yes some things no.

--> Asher :: Absolutely no to either.

8. How hypocritical is your muse? If they can be hypocritical, do they realize this about themselves? How do they reconcile with it?

--> Nova :: He can be in some situations but leans to not be in most cases. He is aware of it though and will follow his own advice. Usually.

--> Finn :: Only about resting. He doesnt even realize it.

--> Asher :: Oh absolutely very much so. He knows it and ignores it though.

9. What does leading a 'good' life mean to your muse? Are they satisfied with the choices they make?

--> Nova :: Making good choices, helping people, and being nice. He thinks hes doing okay.

--> Finn :: Similar to Nova. Though he is trying his best to be a good noodle and I think hes doing a great job.

--> Asher :: He. Doesnt think hes leading the good life but hes trying. He really is.

10. Is your muse concerned about being remembered when they die? If so, do they have anything specific they want to be remembered for?

--> Nova :: Honestly he would be content just to be remembered by ones close to him, and for being a joy, and a bit of a pain.

--> Finn :: He doesnt want to he forgotten, so he's trying to make a big difference.

--> Asher :: He doesnt really care. He thinks if maybe one or two people remember him, he would be satisfied. Then again he doesnt want to die so.

11. How would your muse define love? Do they believe in soulmates? Do they believe this definition of love to be achievable?

[NOTE. THE SOULMATE WILL BE IGNORED. ADMIN DOESNT LIKE IT AND THIS COMES THROUGH ALL CHARACTERS.]

--> Nova :: Nova would say it's mostly familial and would not describe it as a feeling. Its feeling safe and warm and wanting to stay around them. Family or lovers. He does want to end up with a date at some point tho.

--> Finn :: He only really knows older sister love but she told him stories about romance so he is still naive and thinks love is cheesy. He absolutely thinks its achievable and wants it at some point.

--> Asher :: He believes it's someone that he would be happy spending the rest of his life with. He doesnt really have too much family. He also doesnt know what kind of love he feels towards his close friends. It's weird and he will never really talk about it.

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Freddy vs. Jason

thenightetc hello! Me Hello, night human! How's life? thenightetc Oh, you know. Ups and downs. thenightetc How about you? Me Oh, you know. About the same. thenightetc Deadpool no Me Deadpool, yes. thenightetc ...I thought that said "Disappointing horror stories" at first glance

Starscreamapillar Greetings. Me I'd assemble this myself if I had the time. thenightetc Hello! Me Greetings! Starscreamapillar Spooky tales? Me A few to start with. thenightetc Welp Starscreamapillar Why turn out the light, then? thenightetc The light would have made him more visible, while not letting him actually see much more Starscreamapillar Maybe do not walk in the dark then, if you do not want to walk into a stranger. thenightetc ...Ha! ...Ohhhh, nooooooo Me He's off to find a more sensible owner. And dogsitter. thenightetc Poor Chester. : ( eggshellwhitesucks Happy not so Thursday Friday! Starscreamapillar He needs to stop watching other people's dogs. eggshellwhitesucks "not intentionally creepy" is essentially my lifestory Me Happy Thriday! eggshellwhitesucks Gotta love that opening narration eggshellwhitesucks Something tells me that isnt Mike thenightetc Well, this sure isn't uncomfortable Me Why did she think this was a good idea? Starscreamapillar She is trapped by horror movie rules. eggshellwhitesucks She has "I don't know I'm in a horror film so I do stupid trope-y stuff"itis Me Why *not* have a water frag down at the lake where numerous people are on record as being murdered? Starscreamapillar The threat of also being murdered is apparently very sexy. thenightetc ??? Me The only Elm Street that exists. eggshellwhitesucks Eye didn't see that one coming Starscreamapillar Elm street is not very good directions, considering he is buried by a lakeside in another state. Me He works his way through every Elm Street in the world while Freddy sits there getting progressively more annoyed. thenightetc He just, you know, knows. Magically eggshellwhitesucks Horror movie logic eggshellwhitesucks these protagonists are already annoying Starscreamapillar I suppose, he is a revenant. He may have a revenge sense guiding him. What human teenager is not annoying? thenightetc Don't bother locking the door or anything. Starscreamapillar Her friends are terrible. thenightetc Yeah. thenightetc ...Yikes. eggshellwhitesucks Jeez I hate him more than these teenagers Starscreamapillar Yes, just go have a rag in your friend's parent's bedroom. That isn't weird at all. Me I hope every last one of them ends up impaled. Starscreamapillar We could only be so lucky. thenightetc Oh, ugh eggshellwhitesucks What a lovely visual /s Me Who frags with the comforter wrapped around them? Starscreamapillar Annoying teenagers. eggshellwhitesucks Asshole Me You just know she didn't get hers. eggshellwhitesucks That was more satisfying than I like to admit Me Our hero! Starscreamapillar Just what he deserved. Even if I do not think it would work quite like that. eggshellwhitesucks why is her hair still wet thenightetc So she's asleep now. Starscreamapillar That is clearly how sleep works. Me Hello, Soundwave! You just missed a karmic death. NoodlesAtNight [[Did he? Damn. Those are the most interesting.]] NoodlesAtNight [[...Ah. And arrived directly in the middle of one of the burned fleshlings' dream creations. That will make up for it.]] Starscreamapillar For someone who likes preying on children, Freddy sure does target a lot of teenagers instead. Me Particularly ones played by 28 year olds. Starscreamapillar I suppose it is no fun watching children being tormented and murdered. Whereas I do enjoy watching teenagers be butchered. NoodlesAtNight [[Yes. You'll be such a grand fighter overcharged to all Pit.]] eggshellwhitesucks I'm really lacking in mst3k-esque commentary tonight. eggshellwhitesucks That's usually my specialty, but I've got nothing. NoodlesAtNight [[...Isn't it usually a horse's head?]] Me A head's a head, I suppose. Starscreamapillar It takes a remarkably clean cut to keep the head on until jostled. Nice call sign. Me Kudos to Jason on his bladework. Starscreamapillar Are they not locked in their quarters at night? This is a sloppily run facility. NoodlesAtNight [[Hm. At least he's loyal to his friend.]] Me And he got a free shot of whatever that was out of it. NoodlesAtNight *Huff.* Starscreamapillar Does one typically call a decapitation a stabbing? NoodlesAtNight [[It does involve a blade. ... Usually.]] Me Did they...did they just never bother to go after the escaped ones? Starscreamapillar The sherrif did say he would keep this contained. But who would look for escaped teenagers at a school? Agooddistraction858 Whoa Me I want that sign for the medbay. Agooddistraction858 Ahhhh Me Evening, Wheeljack! Agooddistraction858 What What the frag is this, Red? Me The town of sloppy childcare. Agooddistraction858 Great Starscreamapillar Why even bother having the records, if you are just going to sloppily black them out? That is more suspicious. Starscreamapillar And that is a book about large mammals, not town history. NoodlesAtNight [[Why stick to this street, he wonders? There is a wide world of teenagers who dream.]] NoodlesAtNight [[Enough places and no amount of redacting will hide it.]] Agooddistraction858 Party Me He used to not be able to cross out of Elm Street, but he roped his daughter into taking care of that for him, so there should be no problem. Starscreamapillar He was able to spread his influence far enough to rouse Jason in New Jersey. Agooddistraction858 I don't get any of this Starscreamapillar It is a rich history of movies about murdering teenagers. Agooddistraction858 Huh Me He used to live in the cornfield? Starscreamapillar They may be confusing him with another movie monster. Agooddistraction858 Oh Primus Hold me Red why Me 'Tis the season. Agooddistraction858 Am I gonna leak Starscreamapillar Sure. Just go in there after your dead boyfriend. Me Probably. Agooddistraction858 ahhhh Starscreamapillar It seems very moist in there. I still do not know how the original boiler room burned down. Me Freddy, aka Moist Boy. Starscreamapillar Thanks, I can never un-read that. Me You're welcome. Agooddistraction858 /?? Me Not anymore, she isn't. Agooddistraction858 ouch Me Poke. NoodlesAtNight [[In theory, a clever action.]] [[In practice, not as much.]] Starscreamapillar Well, how often does one expect to encounter an immortal revenant? NoodlesAtNight [[More often than you'd think...]] Me He ambles along at the speed of smell. They're terrible at surviving. Starscreamapillar Choke the confusion right out of him. Starscreamapillar How long has he been hiding in his own house without the police finding him? Agooddistraction858 primus Me Did Freddy do this just to have someone to vent to? NoodlesAtNight [[You'd think there would be therapists in the human Hell.]] Starscreamapillar Who wouldn't want to complain about their flawed plan backfiring? Me Still a better healthcare system than Torkulon. NoodlesAtNight [[A rust-riddled wrench and a prayer is a better healthcare system than what he has heard about Torkulon.]] Starscreamapillar Apparently any murder in Springwood is blamed on Freddy. Regardless of circumstances. Me It's Freddy's fault the hospital collapsed. Starscreamapillar Freddy collapsed the housing market. No one in this town locks their door. Starscreamapillar Why does that keycard still work? Starscreamapillar And why would he get close enough to the door to be crushed by it? Everyone in this town makes the worst decisions. NoodlesAtNight [[Massive incompetence.]] Agooddistraction858 same Me ...Alright, that was smooth. NoodlesAtNight [[Chop his head off.]] NoodlesAtNight [[He is asleep. It is the ideal time to stop him.]] Agooddistraction858 dkjasl.k Starscreamapillar He is having too much fun right now. Me He's living his best afterlife. Starscreamapillar I like imagining those four dragging an unconcious Jason out of the institution and into their van, and still no one catches them. Me And taking the time to bind him up with ropes and tape. Starscreamapillar Because surely those will stop him. Starscreamapillar A full syringe every five minutes, no wonder they've run out of tranquilizer. Agooddistraction858 I could go for a full syringe every five minutes Me Likewise. Sparkles. Starscreamapillar Gasp. Freddy was the murderer all along. Truly, a shocking revelation. Me Twist of the century. Starscreamapillar An insistence upon staying to watch might be unwise. Me Everyone involved in this is terrible at whatever they attempt. Starscreamapillar I think Jason is the only one who has been doing a reasonable job. Me This is true. Me He sets reasonable goals and meets them. Starscreamapillar And of course, she gets him with a one-liner. Me I suppose she deserves that much. Starscreamapillar She is going to get an infection, leaving lake water in those wounds. Me That lake's probably brimming with corpse bacteria. Starscreamapillar No doubt of it. Starscreamapillar Well, not everyone died, but a good proportion of the annoying teenagers did. I am appeased. Agooddistraction858 Ha Thanks for the movie, Red See ya Me Glad you could make it! See you later. Me I don't know why this exists. Starscreamapillar Because there was money in making terrible movie tie-in raps. Me There we go. One last satisfying death to top off the night. Starscreamapillar Thank you hosting this nonsense. I shall rest easy, knowing I do not live on an Elm street. Me Elm Street would be a misery to live on even without Freddy. Thank you for sharing in this nonsense! Starscreamapillar Teenagers would no doubt find a way to hve weird, sticky sex on your hood, if you did. Me He's providing a public service that way. Starscreamapillar Good night. Me Good night!