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polkadotjohnson · 2 months ago

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Murderbot 3 - Risk Assessment (2025)

#david dastmalchian #murderbot #murderbot tv #murderbot spoilers #of course he has to have a creep moment right #hey guys don't wanna misuse your david dastmalchian #gotta add at least one creep moment or the world will implode #not sure i like that being done to gurathin either #he's earned the meow meow status now #thanks i hate it #sfhgdskl sorry hope i've come to terms with it and am less grumpy on my 3rd watch #but whatever by god is that side profile gorgeous #i was going to delete the tags but now i find it funny just how angery i was 😅#but if you need an explanation for gu's behavior like i did #pls refer to gamebird's post that i reblogged #it makes a lot of sense

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mrmeepsmadmind · 9 months ago

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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!

#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat #or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt #anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears #like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom #his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair #cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing #tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms #i mean come on it's a given #except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby #megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you #megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor #which is rlly cool #they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal #which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing #but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama #and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious #dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave #transformers #maccadam #tf #tf es #tf earthspark #arcee

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momentomori24 · 10 months ago

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This may just be me, but I think if you ship a canonically very abusive, manipulative and toxic relationship, you don't get to judge or call anyone degenerates for their own fucked up ships, actually.

#gravity falls #billford #stancest #yeah it's about those two specifically #but this could apply to shipping in general #i just saw an artist i generally like saying “it's so disappointing seeing artists i liked ship stancest and be proud pls be ashamed!”#saying it's disgusting and gross and the people in their comments were all in consesus that these people are weird and sickos yada yada #and i don't think they realise that it's the exact same logic people use to hate on billford shippers. like down-to-the-letter the same.#it's weird seeing people be like if you ship incest you're gross and disgusting but if it's abuse it's totes ok and doesn't reflect you irl #not only does that reasoning insinuate that incest is not another form of abuse which is YIKES #but it reads as tho abuse is not “severe enough” to stop people from shipping it while incest is even tho both are very bad which is worse #you either believe that what you ship reflects you irl and no one should ship anything immoral or you don't. it's just that simple.#you don't get to pull that “rules for thee but not for me” bullshit #your rationalisation does more to normalise and water down these crimes than someone shipping them while acknowledging it's wrong ever will #i don't even ship stancest or have any feelings on it whatsoever btw i'm just enough of a loudmouth to call out hypocrisy when i see it #unrelated but i need to stop making my tags longer than the actual freaking post 💀#momento rambles

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masakuterarr · 4 months ago

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Mael is so pathetic.. I love him... He is just a soggy wet puppy and I love hate him for it..

( look at his pathetic hurt face- I wanna squeesh him RARARARA )

tho, (I dunno if i said it out loud here before. If so, I'm sorry for repeating myself(I'm not sorry)) MAEL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?? AND WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU HAVE SUNSHINE AGAIN??? (I love how everyone was just so normal about the fact that Gwain has FUCKING SUNSHINE)

If it's any other reason than "merlin asked me to lend sunshine to gwain" I will personally behead this man. IF MAEL COMES BACK TO THE CURRENT PLOT AND I HEAR ONE MORE TIME HIS PATHETIC "I am not worth of sunshine anymore" I will personally make sure he goes through hell... ITS'S A 50/50 TBH Mael either learned and had actually character development (hard to believe, I know) and was being nice to lend sunshine cuz he doesn't need it as much, now that he is just waiting for his 3 brothers to come back; OR Mael is a soggy idiot again and didn't take sunshine back when Escanor died...

or he is dead. Which i highly doubt.

What could be interesting tho if he was fighting on arthur's side bc he's being manipulated. Which I also highly doubt tbh, but at least it would be really interesting, plot wise. But that would also mean more Mael having his "I am always the one suffering ÚwÙ"... and tbh I don't know if I could bare more of that pathetic shit (pls give me more of that I need my soggy puppy)

#mael #7ds #7 deadly sins #seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #nnt #four knights of the apocalypse #mael theory #is that a theory? i dunno #mael headcanon #mael being a soggy puppy #btw i just got up while i write this bc i have no self control and i need to let my thoughts out #dont mind me thank you #pls tell me i am not the only one delusional to think we get more mael content bc i mean- TRISTAN CALLED HIS SWORD AFTER HIM AND ESTAROSSA #also i need galand back again. i miss him #i wanna see galand reacting to mael #galand would either wheeze like shit or piss himself #also I need Mael's reaction to finding out Tristan named his swords after him #like- imagine u finally got over your past just to find out your unofficial nephew called his sword after your alter demon ego. 😭

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pikathefruitypirate69 · 1 year ago

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IT'S TIME FOR LUFFY TREATMENT

#sanji #black leg sanji #egghead #one piece #HE'S FUCKING SCARY #I know that eyebrow ain't supposed to be looking like that #LUFFY HELP HIM PLEASE #Sanji better not die or Im going into delulu land #He better not lose his emotions forever either which would get him killed due to the vow with Zoro #LUFFY IDC WHAT YOU DO JUST FIX HIM WE NEED OUR SILLY COOK #I can smell the fanfics ppl will be cooking soon and I am not happy(pls write the mot painful angst ever I want it)#NAMI #ROBIN #DO SOMETHING TOO PLS #SOMEBODY SAVE MY BABYGIRL

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teh-nos · 2 months ago

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when i realised the reason loki is so good at manipulating thor could well be that he's been taught how to do it, likely by frigga whose own job is "talk the king down and/or egg him on"

#i'm not saying she taught him to be a queen/consort except yes i am saying that aren't i?#i mean he must have been taught king things *as well* in case thor just died or whatever #but assuming thor survives to be king loki's job is definitely intended as an extra rudder on the ship of state.#(pls excuse my poor use of established metaphors)#i want to be clear i also think it'd work the other way round #but in this instance they never taught thor the manipulation/influencing stuff because he's the oldest.#(let's just go with asgard using primogeniture for now so we don't have extra things to worry about)#anyway this is a concept i've never really managed to get into fic #(other than a bit in 'heir and a spare (extended version)' but nobody's reading that fic for what it says in the tin are they?#they'd click on that for the e rating and maybe cos they have an adultery kink. and i respect that obviously.)#(but there was this one paragraph i kept moving...)#anyway the point is i've read too many books on queenship and it's starting to show isn't it?#and i'm also really into fratrcide of course.#relatedly: fandom's idea that thor's the 'warrior-king' asgard needs yet also feeble loki would be better at it.#so do they need a warrior-king or not? does anyone understand what that does and doesn't mean?#i mean it's okay the films clearly don't either but some of you aren't weirdly into the european medieval period and it shows.#i've seen *one* 'thing' joke and *zero* 'cnut' jokes #and what else are medieval scandinavians even for? it's not all raiding lindisfarne you know! they probably do other things too!#(i know they did i am just being silly for the lols)#anyway this is why loki has that 'grand vizier energy' that we're still looking for a less orientalist term for.#thor movies #brodinsons (brodin...wives??)

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lucybianchi · 13 days ago

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dude I'm gonna kill my fucking co-workers if you're sick...DON'T FUCKING COME TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!1

#last friday we just found out my partner has cancer and he's starting chemo on monday #I need these fuckers to STAY AWAY FROM ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD #people also just don't know how to /be/ sick in public either #pls someone give me fucking the patience today #it also doesn't help that yesterday in the middle of me explaining about my partner and how I have to (and want to) take him to his first #few appointments one of my co-workers literally interrupted me and was like 'where are his parents?'#like EX-FUCKING-CUSE YOU #that's none of your business???????????#wouldn't you like to know weather boy~#for the record: his mother lived in another country and he's highly estranged from her and his father IS helping he just can't really take #a lot of time off (especially on short notice as a lot of his appointments have had to be) because he works at a pretty understaffed #hospital not to mention him being a hospital worker makes him not the safest person to be transporting an immune compromised chemo patient #so yeah #I'm IRRITATED AF right now #😑#gonna start fucking swinging if one of these bitches comes too close to my desk today #anyways...#don't mind me just screaming into the void

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governmentmandatedryujinstan420 · 1 year ago

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this one gets to escape, you'd already know what the others were atp. [disperses into particles]

#hand jumper #samin lee #yesol na #and if i said hear me on yesol guys #look shes a girlfail 100% fail rate in her every appearance so far bIt also have you considered she is pookie TO ME #like literally it's either i lock in like a sleeper agent like a mouse smelling that good cheese or i simply need to explotar #dw she isn't the worst one I'll promise you that but you gotta trust me on this one GOTTA BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL DELIVER #[secondhand embarrassment]#LOVE TO SEE IT THOUGH SHE'S SO GOOFY TO ME OK #that's it thats the post i love yesol #there's my post for the month ig #anything else JOIN THE DISCORD FASTPASS HAND JUMPER RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND ASK.#im literally like a mouse to cheese just summon me with something silly or ping.#or you know what.#LITERALLY IT'S SO EASY #also pls i would like to have civil and sane discussions[lying] abt[come here] hand jumper[LET ME INFECT YOU WITH THE ROT.]

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mrmeepsmadmind · 8 months ago

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they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why

#how can u laugh 😿 this is not a JOKE 😾⁉️⁉️⁉️#love the way starscream was smiling and entertained by demo's people pleasing and having to make himself frown #so he can make demo even more exasperated by his apathy #'it's funny when he nags cyclonus but he can stfu around me pls '#part of what makes armada starscream so cool is demo taking a lot of the more pathetic sides of his ppl pleasing #starscream's ppl pleasing is more for competitive career (power) reasons and fear #demo's tries to be but also he just wants megatron to like him and be nice to him pls :(#whereas megs actually likes starscream and wants him to succeed one day just not today lol #and starscream is like no wtf ure weird i just want ur position . gtfo #it's like the one worker the manager wants to make a new manager one day but the worker hates it there & just does whats needed then leaves #& trains new ppl by being like 'yea so the fuckass manager likes it like this so if u see him then do that shit but heres how i do it lol'#new ppl being mini cons who hes like that cool younger adult to wholl send ppl home instantly if theyre sick & is chilled but professional #meanwhile demo is the suck up tryhard who just needs to put the fries in the bag bro #he wants to be manager so bad but hes also annoying and dumb and megs just wants him to leave his office so he can pretend 2 work #cyclonus is the broke guy who just goofs off bcs if he gets fired then he gets fired but they havent yet bcs theyre understaffed #n he knows it too. he sleeps on the job if it slows down for 1 second. but hes an adrenalin junkie who can get distracted #demo wants meg to want his effin cookje so freaking bad... i love pathetic men #sideways secretly has 3 jobs total & 2 of them are at their competitors' who pay better so he dgaf abt this one #he never picks up shifts and doesnt care abt working less hours. hes hust here for the drama tbh #he clocks in wondering if demo will ever get that megadck hes been bitching abt #he clocks out a disappointed fujoshi #it's ok bcs karen hot rod who works at their competitors comes storming in with his kids & needs rizzed up #by either starscream or sideways bcs they fucked up his kids' orders on purpose after hr gave them a spiel abt their long list of allergies #demolisher #starscream #cyclonus #transformers #maccadam #tf armada #sideways

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kilosink · 2 months ago

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:-) Vector Art Help Pls :-)

Ok so,,,,

I’ve been desperately trying to get myself to do more vector art for the last idk how many years, and finally sat down and tried again yesterday.

AND HOOOO BOYYYYY did I forget how frustrated it makes me .^.

(It’s me being punched by illustrator and affinity)

Everything I make just looks so gd awful and I just feel like I’m probably doing everything in the most inefficient way possible (especially just Line art) :’-)

So, basically:

I would really appreciate some advice / tips on how best to use vector based illustration apps if anyone has any???

Genuinely anything, even the most basic “this is literally common sense but for some reason you might not have thought about this (because you sound dumb)” would be so helpful right now - I am getting so frustrated (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Any advice at all would be so hugely helpful and I will love you forever

(Honestly, thank you if you’ve even read this far - I’m going to stop rambling now)

Ta!

･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

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py6oto · 2 years ago

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once again i offer you a mix of hlvrai and a game i like. this time it's sky!!

i originally wanted to draw the whole science team, but i forgot and by the time i noticed it was too late for me to dare trying.

i have the entire thing (mostly) planned, but i dont wanna post it yet. id like to post it with a drawing of everyone.

2023.11.18

#hlvrai #sky #sky cotl #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai tommy #sky children of the light #sorry about the bland looking clouds by the way. i tried to do this without a reference and its very obvious i did.#look at them. they're entering the daylight prairie. they're so unaware. explosion #i DID make an effort to give them canon (?) cosmetics.... but it's too hard. i either cant decide or cant find anything at all.#so i decided to just do what i want #anyways this is ur sign to play sky pls its such a beautiful game !!!#especially the current season we're in as i post this (revival)#ok i need to stop or else im going to reveal all the lore #hlvrai x sky au #im gonna try to actually name this one. how about #sky children of the light but the ai is self aware #No. too long #sky but the children are self aware #that one's just really funny. The Children Maria They're Self Aware #or like half life vr children of th #i dont know. this is harder than it looks

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durgeapologist · 3 months ago

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Hi Durge! You haven't posted/RBd Solas or Solrook work in like almost two weeks what's happening??? Are you changing your blog??

no, sorry, my liege. blorbo is just currently in timeout. he is hideous and annoying and at the moment i hate him, so i beg for your patience while i ignite my obsession with the pathetic bisexual war criminal once more

#if i tag this solas i fear the calvary will come for me #i may hate him but this is not hate post #it's not solas crit either every derogatory term should be read in a pitying manner not a malicious one #a pitying 'i love him but i'm tired of the baldness' manner #i've been playing andromeda and da2 so rn my mind is on jaal vetra reyes and cullen #i also fear my life is crumbling but that's a different story #we forge on #anyways yeah it's a mix of being genuinely tired of baldie and of having no motivation to write or draw or create literally anything #as a side note to the two anons asking about fang: i will get to those i just need permission to post before i answer so pls be patient #(and prettiest of pleases stop spreading rumors that fang is dead. fang is not dead. they are alive and well. beating you all with hammers)#anyways.#ask answered #durgeapologist

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hysterotic · 1 year ago

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i hate when i read a baji fanfic with an interesting plot & find out his character is severely dumbed down.. like if your gonna make him stupid the least you could do is make it funny but it’s really not 😭

#☠︎︎. blah blah blahs #it’s not like i’m yelling about THATS NOT CANON KEISUKE THATS NOT CANON KEISUKE!!!#cs that’s hypocritical of me since i add little things to the keisuke i write #but..#to make him THAT fucking stupid ? 😭#pls this is no hate to the writers i just have such .. hatred for dumbed down baji #all in the name of ‘he thought wearing glasses would make him look smart haha!!!’#or ‘he can’t write properly! haha!!!#.. yk that doesn’t define a person’s intelligence right?#the glasses thing is mikey and draken’s theory btw #baji just trusts them enough to know better so he followed #and he proved that he outsmarted kisaki ?#he didn’t have to go back in time to see that kisaki was a snake under the grass #& didn’t letters of baji prove to you how smart he is compared to the rest of the group?#and omggg they always make chifuyu seem like he’s the smart one all bc he can write 😭😭😭#chifuyu is such a moron that even takemichi agrees #you can’t even claim to be an anime only either #you don’t need to analyse their characters at all to know this #but it’s whatever they can write whatever they want #ill shut up i just miss him a lot ok #baji keisuke #keisuke baji

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unnonexistence · 3 months ago

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everything happens so much

#just. just gonna list out all the stuff currently stressing me out. in no particular order #need to do my taxes #brother and brother's gf are staying with us for the next few days #i dont have a good planner notebook rn and i need to order one #i need to back up my tumblr #canadian election currently ongoing #i need to sort out a thing with my bank account #need to call the pharmacy. goddamn it i forgot again #need to call my doctor's office also #plants need watering #extra +1 stress from the planner thing. idk when anything is and it's stressing me theeee fuck out #my boss is now asking me to do something that essentially amounts to 'get results' and idfk how to do that #and my OTHER boss wants me to prepare A Report on how math can be relevant to the company #and idfk about that either. dont know enough about our operations! i havent even been here 2 months!#i can make vague suggestions maybe but i dont know enough about anything to know how feasible anything i suggest is #she had me in for a meeting like first thing this morning like 'sooo.... tell me about your skills'#completely on the spot. i did not explain very well. i just rambled at her lol #pls. i need minimum 15 mins prep time to communicate somethibg like that effectively #didnt even think to mention my writing skills! ive got writing skills!#anyway that was terrifying #she did at least get the picture that i know a little about a lot of things #jack of all trades type skill tree #so. that is something.#personal

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weaselishmcdiesel · 7 months ago

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#cat creech #cat creech is my vent tag i think. block it if you don’t want my venting #venting in these tags pls ignore this post if you don’t want to read vent #I feel like I don’t care about stories enough. I don’t read books watch movies or shows #the games I play I’ve already played before or have no story at all. I feel childish and trapped in familiarity #if I could slightly different versions of the same story over and over again I’d be happy. I don’t need stories at all it seems.#I even avoid it often. would opt for comedy or something baseless over a story.#and I wouldn’t be upset over this if I didn’t major in animation #I don’t want to be a director I don’t want to be a writer I don’t want to be in charge of story #but this stupid fucking school makes you do every part of the pipeline. I don’t read or watch anything so unsurprisingly my story is boring #my story for my thesis I mean. it’s uninspiring I’m not proud of it. and it’s changed so much from where it was in the beginning #it doesn’t even feel like mine anymore. I don’t like it and it’s not mine. I don’t want anything to do with it #and I think I realized that being a storyteller means having lessons to tell people or experiences to share #I don’t have either of those things. my life is uninteresting and I don’t learn from my mistakes. my mistakes themselves are boring #all my issues are boring and privileged. no one needs a story or lesson from me. what the fuck can I say that hasn’t been said #and even if I did have a story to tell I don’t want to? I don’t care to teach people or share my experience. that’s never been what art-#-was about for me. art is a selfish escape for me. nothing more. nothing artsy feely or intellectual. ‘why do you draw’ idk it’s fun #I remember old classes where people answered why theyre artists. everyone had interesting answers and here i was-#- I said because it’s fun. like a fucking childish moron. never should have pursued art as a job. you have to want to be an artist to make-#a living from it. I don’t want to be an artist. I just am one as a byproduct of drawing. not the same thing.#I don’t even want to fucking animate anymore. I don’t know what the fuck happened to me but I hate it I hate it so much #I miss when making art wasn’t a task or a job or homework. I really fucking do #I’m tearing up #anyway #weasel speaks #vent

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buckys-estrella · 1 year ago

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need one of lew's characters to be a hockey player frfr

#just went to my first hockey game last night #love the sport but never seen it in person!!#(although my team brutally lost 6 - 0)#idc tho bc i love them no matter what #but ahhh it got me thinking #like i never understood the hockey romances but i get it now!!#and i fr really need someone to either write one of lew's characters as a hockey player #or for him to play one asap!#anyways someone pls write it or send recs my way pls pls pls #sara:speaks #lewis pullman #hockey

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