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[jupiterzerinomee]

listen to me when i tell you this. you DO NOT want to eat the yummy bubblegum looking fiberglass insulation NO MATTER WHAT. yes it seems so delicious but it will HURT. one time i got fiberglass in my arm and it hurt like hell and even with getting as much of it out as possible my arm still hurt from it for TWO WEEKS afterwards, and i do not want to imagine what it would be like eating it. 

DO NOT EAT THE FIBERGLASS

[syltheanti]

Playing first person shooters doesn't make you want to shoot people irl because the average person gets dopamine from Call of Duty but understands the real consequences of killing someone in real life and how they'd just get a shit ton of adrenaline. When you jack off to abuse, your brain feels chemically the same as if it were having intercourse, and since intercourse is better for most people, one can assume that, no, the distinction between fiction and reality doesn't just stay super clear to all proshippers and that at least some of them will want to seek more out of their fantasies. But then they'd have to realize either that a.) The things they've fantasized about are nothing like what they've imagined and aren't "forbidden" in a hot way but inherently abusive or b.) That they're turned on by abuse and should genuinely have some kind of fucking preventative probation officer in their homes

God damn.

[springbon-t-art]

"…Yes! You see? What a thrill! What a rush!

That was YOU!

The button described you!..."

ৎ˚₊✩‧₊〽️💬🎙️🖥️🕒🪣✨ ₊✩‧₊˚౨

PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

[micki-reblogpile]

forgot it 😕

[teddybeartoji]

just thinking abt lovey sleepy sex with toji

something abt being deep inside u & the way u cling to him makes him so soft inside . hes so in love with u that it hurts ;((

OUUUUGHHHHHHHHH TOJI IS GONNA HOLD YOU SOOSO GENTLY NONNIEE:(((((((((((( you're riding him and your arms are wrapped behind his neck and it's just like a slow roll instead of your usual bounce and it feels soooo good. and while he'll typically hold onto your waist in order to help you move, this time he's got his arms around your whole body – he hugs you close to his chest, making it easy for you to hide your face in the crook of his neck as you mewl quietly.

he presses his lips against the crown of your head and lets his eyes fall shut at the way you tighten around him; it's so sweet and it's so intimate and he hardly knows what to do with himself. you cling to him like he's your only lifeline and he eats up every little gasp that falls from your bitten lips like a starved man. his whole body melts at your warm touch, at the feeling of your skin against him; there isn't an inch between you – in this very moment, you are as one.

toji leans down to kiss your cheek and nearly dies when you reach to cradle his jaw. gently, you guide him further down to meet your lips and swallow the sigh the grants you – it's one of pure pleasure, of something tender, and it charges your sleepy mind with some extra energy. you want to hear that gruff groan he so tries to hold back when he finally finishes inside you, you want to see the deepest shade of pink that'll adorn the apples of his cheeks as he hugs you even closer.

silent words hang up above your heads. you both know them, there's no need to point out what's already carved inside your hearts.

[poorlemons]

and more on ericmichael

[yugogeer012]

Sorry to bother you

Can I make some merchandise using the characters you created?

I'm really sorry if this offended you.

Boi if I ever encountered an Epictale merchandise irl

I'd buy one in a heartbeat

So yeah, go for it 👍

I've already seen a bunch of people making some anyway

(They're mostly snas tho 😭)

[robotichedgehog]

In celebration of me going on the pill soon and stopping my spine shattering periods

[topoillogical]

gotta do some research for my Family Guy fanfic where they go into $800k of debt

[alexsorsis]

I want that embodiment of hatred. Romantically.

[caretaleandotherstuff]

This is based on a small doodle series thing that I am not showing unless I get a blog where I can hide that stuff because I am cringe and I am shameful

[toxetta]

i am slowly losing my grip on reality, but i think it makes me funnier so idc

[teddybeartoji]

mating press with toji but he can't keep still, he'ss fucking u so hard that your still managing to get pushed up higher on the bed and he just chases you up the mattress until ur cornered on the headboard and he's just growling, telling u to stop running away from him even tho you arent !!!

PLEAAAAAAASEEEEEE🥴🥴🥴🥴 HE'S SOOO DEEP INSIDE YOU AND HE'S SOOSO HEAVY ON TOP OF YOU IT'S SO FUCKING OVERWHELMING AND IT JUST FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD THAT IT HAS YOU SOBBINGG

you're both covered in sweat and it's all soooosoo messy like the slick sounds that come every time he slams his hips into yours are just fucking filthy. and you are trying to back off a little, just a little because you can't even breathe properly but then he's there. still right on top of you, his big thighs pressing down against yours while his one hand supports his upper body and his other goes to cradle your neck. and then he presses his forehead to yours, his dark eyes glued to your teary ones. you're not going anywhere now. he's got you locked in this delicious position and it's enough to push you over the edge again. so you're crying out under him, your body twitching so hard bc it's just too fucking much that you feel like you're almost gonna pass out.

but he fucks you through it, his raspy voice praising you – telling you how good you are for him and how good you feel. telling you that he loves you. as he cums, he pushes his hips into yours one last time and then he stays there, pressing sloppy kisses all over your face bc he just needs to make sure that you feel his love<333333333

[ether-alert]

rewatching ninjago to catch up with lore but then i remember this is the season zane dies

[rowleianlove]

don’t let them lie to you. romeo and juliet is, in fact, a good play. fantastic even. not overrated. don’t let them lie to you, child