#<- an offshoot of that really

[azurebolt-fr]

i can't fucking do this anymore those are not bugs they are stylistic choices

these feathered snakes are a visual hodgepodge already please don't try to fix what isn't broken.

for posterity by the way because i know they won't back down on this.

EDIT THEY BACKED DOWN ON THIS thank heavens. now if they can do this for paisley,

[a2zillustration]

Would anyone ELSE like to admit they've been personally victimized by the god or goddess they follow?

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[mamawasatesttube]

i think it would be really funny to do a time travel thing with oyl tim seeing a future where he's married to kon. because while he might be in the deepest depths of his grief and going crazy without kon, it has not even begun to cross his mind yet that he might be in love with him or something and this man is NOT ready to confront the possibility of his own bisexuality. guy who sees himself happily married and has a mental breakdown about it. this is a new and exciting set of existential crises for tim, and a comedy for me (i point and laugh as he wails from within the torment nexus)

[thatneoncrisis]

crazy how barbie was simultaneously a really thoughtful and reflective movie about her legacy and how she can grow past it, a mid movie that just kind of parrots the most inoffensive introduction to feminism ass points about how its really hard to be a woman and all women on the planet have Definitely felt this specific emotion before, and a fun but brainless movie about the kens seizing power in barbieland bc they recognized their status as secondclass citizens and accessories which is resolved by placating them with a single seat in congress because women are obviously better equipped to lead. 6/10 movie

[sebright]

at one point I had Liam just. willing a son into being by pulling him from his chest. it got a lil weird. sketches from when I first started digging around the idea of Dragonsplague redlining.

[uniiiquehecrt]

Look I'm not trying to be a party pooper here, and idk who needs to hear this, but I just want to gently remind everybody that unless they confirm that the Loki in "Avengers: Doomsday" is not Tree-Loki, but the Loki that died for his brother on that ship, the sun will not shine on them again.

[marvey-sideblog]

Law firm Specter Ross represent gay club in Seattle

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Baby Nine AU: Has Tails ever been a little brat to Nine unintentionally while playing with him? Did he get his lesson, comeuppance, or punishment for it.

For example, Tails discovers that Nine can be scuffed and picks him up that way over and over while giggling due to him curling up or going limp. Sonic sees this and picks Tails up by his scruff after first giving him an ignored warning not to do it. So, Tails is curled up or limp in air jail for some time due to still having his own scruff reflex and Nine is laughing at him while playing.

Hmm, no. At least definitely Tails would never do such a thing, intentionally or unintentionally, since he's like one of the people to know how much distress unwanted physical contact would bring to the poor little guy. And I also don't thinks Nine would really be up to "playing" and openly giggling in like the innocent baby sense. Ik is said "baby" Nine but I actually meant like, a four year old baby. Like just a little guy, Classic Tails age. Little-er than he was in the show, but not as little that it would get him classified medically as a literal baby. I need him to already comprehend and have some of his trauma for later story purposes :)

But if someone were to roughhouse or obviously bring little Nine to distress with no signs of stopping – let's say... Renegade – who's not actually trying to be deliberately malicious or anything, but also doesn't necessarily understand Nine's trauma (cuz why would anyone tell him abt it) and just can't help it because the fox is literally just so so tiny and so so adorable with his little angry face.

Either way doesn't excuse him and he's definitely in for a stern talking-to from a certain other fox and a hedgehog pretty soon...

[butchsaint]

applied for a job that i’m underqualified for 🤞 but my boss told me to do it and i name-dropped her in the email so who knows

[soupmanspeaks]

grim reaper au (sorry im just on a roll with these, arent I?!) but Michael has some kind of ability to "summon" ghosts whenever he needs em so like it would be during the time of the pizzaplex and he'll just one day out of the blue summon charlie and it would be like "heyyyyy char-charrrr" "WH--HOW DID--WHERE AM I???" "ummmmmm my greenroom-" (its not a soup AU without Glammike) "Hey, yeah, so--listen, Im like...reaaaaaally backed up on clients..dddyou think you can cover for me here? I mean--surely taking hold of Freddy here is no different than the Puppet lol" -still reeling from the fact she was summoned lol- "...w h a r-" Or yk if he needs a second opinion on an outfit of sorts (because reaper/robot-rockstars need a change of wardrobe every now and then too <3) I bet he'd get Lizzie to just pop in on command and then be like "hey so does the Purple look better or the Red--I have a show today and I wanna look my best" "wh--where am--.....wait what?? michael youre a ghost, no ones gonna see you, they're just gonna see Freddy" "yeah well theres only so many days you can wear the black cloak without getting tired of it LIZZIE 🙄🙄🙄🙄" And then he summons William sometimes so he can take the piss outta him lol (dw he sends him back from whence he came, fret not)

[dailymaskytim]

btw Tim’s momma was a moderately superstitious person, kinda witchy to me,,,, he took it very seriously as a little kid but after feeling abandoned by her he became very dismissive of that sort of thing. Because of all of it masky has subconsciously grown very fond of embracing those peculiarities. She enjoys both tiny little good luck rituals (flipping over coins so the next person to pick it up gets good luck) and giggling at stereotypical bad luck curses (keeping around broken mirrors, making a point to open umbrellas inside).

[duckapus]

Detective Luigi and The Spletzer Conspiracy

There's been a string of high-profile thefts over the past week, and all evidence points to Meggy, so the police detain her despite her having alibis for most of the incidents. It's up to Luigi and Hal, assisted by Welony and Lily since they were nearby, to investigate and clear her name!

Eventually it's discovered that the culprit was... Inkling Meggy? In her Western Spaghetti outfit!?

As you might imagine, it's more complicated than that. This is actually a young Inkling girl who happens to look almost identical to Meggy's original form, and who stumbled upon one of Mr. L's lairs he forgot to clear out when he moved to the CCC servers. Here, she found a corrupted, but mostly complete, archive of the Western Spaghetti simulation, which L had been combing through to find the source of the equipment.

Due to the interference of a mysterious Benefactor, the Inkling got electrocuted by the equipment, somehow transferring data from the simulation into her brain. This caused her memories and personality to be overwritten by the fabricated memories Wren used to prevent Meggy from realizing what was going on before his Torment started.

Or rather, an alternate version of those memories, from an earlier build where he would've been the heroic sheriff and she would've been the dangerous outlaw, before he and Mr. Puzzles realized it would've been too out-of-character for her.

And so Dead-Eye Meggy was created, and proceeded to go on a crime spree both to frame the real Meggy and ruin her reputation and run some "errands" for her Benefactor... and also because that's just how she's programmed.

She gets away, but there's more than enough evidence to clear Meggy, so now we're left with a new mystery.

...One that's at least partially solved for the audience, as we get a flashback to the scene in the alley during A Snake in Horseland, where after the Crew teleported after Ozzy and Garyboy the severed super suction ear slithered off like an actual snake once night fell and froze partway under a dumpster when it heard something approaching. It turned out to be a Rabbid, who spotted the ear snake, mistook it for a normal plunger and grabbed it to play with it.

This turned out to be a horrible mistake, as the ear sprung back to life and lunged at the Rabbid's neck (as much as it has one anyway).

The Rabbid screamed in pain and fear and the shot jumped to the alley wall, where the shadow of the Rabbid's futile struggles could be seen.

Rather than simply dying to the venom like you'd expect, the shadow instead became distorted as the Rabbid was somehow transformed, becoming larger with more exaggerated propertions.

Eventually the screams gave way to rasping laughter, and the shadow on the wall, still somewhat recognizably a Rabbid (albeit an oddly shaped one like some of the major ones in the Mario + Rabbids games) but with disconnected ears and large, three-digit claws in place of mitten hands.

It was the same silhouette seen in the flashback to Dead-Eye's origin when she mentioned her Benefactor.

[witheredgardenparty]

"They ruined the economy because they thought they might be millionaires one day."

Maybe some of them, but if you have never spent significant time around this particular brand of person before then you are unfamiliar with prosperity gospel. You misunderstand them. They do not expect to be rich necessarily. They believe that wealth and health is given to the worthy (in a religious sense). If you are poor and suffering, it is because there is something fundamentally wrong with your soul. So stop trying to cheat by creating a 'social system' to compensate for your sins.

[divinekangaroo]

@sarasa-cat your tags on the professor post - I was thinking about Lucretia x Professor Grim Valentine as a precursor of the whole Vin x Lu x Hojo arc

somewhere in this mix I also throw Ifalna x Prof Grim transitioning to an Ifalna x Professor Gast scenario where Ifalna as actual secret Cetra pregnant with Aeris watches Lucretia plug Omega (the Cetra’s failsafe against Jenova) into Vincent’s dead body all while Hojo and Lucretia decide to impregnate Lucretia with the Cetra’s deepest enemy while under Jenova’s radius of mental distortion powers, which I always saw S an unconscious drive for genetic imperialism (Make More Of Meeeeeee!!! Which happens to be particularly appealing to certain personalities) rather than conscious manipulation…man I can’t even go on here XD XD

anyway - Ifalna the fake lab tech seducing Prof Gast for information while Lucretia the official researcher carries past Prof Grim Valentine issues into the room with Dr Hojo and Vincent (who also has past Prof Grim Valentine daddy issues), and the mirroring of a Special Baby happening on both sides of that moral-ethical divide spawned via a professor x student type skeleton of a trope which seriously mutated because the unspoken party in this room is the jenova-Ifalna line

[cultoficarus]

I took the promo personality quiz ages ago and got assigned RyuseiP by HE which is... so accurate tbh. Undead makes the music I like most, but if I had to be a producer like Anzu, I'd be better suited to that. the combination of my own interest in sentai shows + my personality matching the people they attracted as band members better

[ohcorny]

two of the characters on that evolucien sheet, mathieu the fashion designer and those two dudes that look identical, went on to actually be characters in this series of stories i published. mathieu is the main character in laurels, and the brother of miles lacroix from the identical thief/cop story stars in carnations.

and then there is the third story in that collection, daffodils, in which the character tessa.... was also originally a fantroll.

everything gets recycled. nothing is ever wasted