#<- ooc: i tried several mixes of doing caesar or atbash first and ended up getting gibberish

[king-of-the-gods-zeus]

You have all that power and you were still defeated by a bunch of hillbillies. smh

... hiiiiiii sibling ... been tryin to call ya for a while ... keep gettin wrong numbers ... hopefully got the right one this time ...

I’m very sorry but I’m not your sibling. I’m Zeus, a Greek god, please refrain from calling this number again

[theburningeyeofdawn]

YOU AIN’T COUNTIN ALL THE PEOPLE WHO’VE PRAYED TO ME OVER THE TRILLION YEARS I’VE BEEN ALIVE, PAL. I HAD THE EGYPTIANS WRAPPED AROUND MY LITTLE FINGER, WHY ELSE D’YA THINK THEY MADE THE PYRAMIDS? OR D’YA NOT REMEBER WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE BEFORE ALL THAT EROSION HAPPENED? YOU’RE DEFINITELY FORGETTIN PYTHAGORAS! THAT CREEP SET UP A WHOLE CULT CENTERED AROUND TRIANGLES. THE OLD GODS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME, BUDDY. THEY DIED LONG AGO AND I ATE THEM. THERE’S NOTHIN LEFT OF EM BUT MEMORIES NOW. AND MEMORIES DON’T GET WORSHIP. PLEASE, SACRIFICES? PROBABLY ONE OR TWO MORONS SET IN THE OLD WAYS. THOSE GUYS ARE ABOUTTA GET THE MEMO THOUGH. THERE ARE NO GODS LEFT BUT ME.

OK OK OK, YA’VE PROVED YOUR POINT ABOUT THE CIPHERS. I DO IT MAINLY FOR THE BIT AMYWAY. Y’KNOW, EVERYONE’S GOTTA HAVE THEIR OWN BIT GOIN ON, I CHOSE CIPHERS FOR MINE.

... hiiiiiii sibling ... been tryin to call ya for a while ... keep gettin wrong numbers ... hopefully got the right one this time ...

I’m very sorry but I’m not your sibling. I’m Zeus, a Greek god, please refrain from calling this number again