#<- that means somethint

[godmerlin]

This bts pic is truly amazing i could write poetry about it

[demonstars]

he’s also going to do that airplane thing where he lays on his back with his feet in the air and she’s on his feet and she’ll be giggling so much and george will be sitting on the couch and smiling watching them

He willlllllll 😞😞😞😞

[shreddeddescent]

me a week ago: i sure hope people dont get too mad abt the incest

me now: i sure hope people dont start correcting my math

[theoxvest]

Collage time 😎

[loversbones]

so i tried to translate this image from one of the official twitter accounts

its in the square script and the text on top says "goodbyeeeeee". the bottom is a bit more complicated and i'm not sure what it's supposed to mean. some of the letters are ones that can have several meanings which further complicates things. if a letter has multiple meanings i'll separate the two with a dash

"o p a l-v / l-v j / s"

i'm guessing the first part says opal because that makes more sense than opav. but neither lj or vj really make any sense, and what's up with just the singular s?

i don't think theres ever been an 'opal' in splatoon, i've searched it up on inkipedia and i cant find a singular mention of the word. and i have zero idea what the other two things would mean. i might be looking into this too much though. anyway if anyone has any idea what any of this means please lmk!!! the only guess i have is that it somehow means 2024/15/9 (today's date) but that makes no sense either considering the 2s would be different letters

[creatur3-featur3]

is it weird that i have associated this (🤙 but horizontal) with alcohol? like when i get bored and lipsync to music and the lyrics have the word alcohol in it i'll do that? just for no reason?

[skyburger]

ok sorry to be a dork but its a little funny to me that video game creepypastas are often titled "(whatever).EXE" and then feature mario or sonic or some shit cuz like. idk how to tell you this but thats a windows executable program file. consoles use totally different file formats they do not run on microsoft windows. sorry man. in the writers' defense though "sonic.iso" doesnt have the same ring to it... i dont think titling stories "mario.bin & mario.cue" would sound very good either. A lose-lose situation for me specifically ← only person who thinks about shit like this

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Im being forced to watch mbti shit

Help

[hysteria-things]

OK i have thought of one like maybeeee this could be really bad but like doll!babysitter is complaining about somethint being broken in her house and the next day while ev is at school matt asks for her address because hes coming to fix it for her????? and shes like my??house?? now??? and shes like stressed cos you live on your own now but you dont really have people come over

k bye ily

- 💽

no because the last thing dolly wants is matt in her house. there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just that the man she’s slowly falling head over heels for is going to be in her house. HER HOUSE.

(heart divider by @issysh3ll)

MATT

idk if i can get ev from school today my pipe burst under my kitchen sink yesterday and i need to repair it i’m sorry :(

You? Fix a sink?

why because i’m a girl you think i can’t fix my own sink?

No, princess.

Do you even know HOW to fix a sink?

…

no…

but nothing like a youtube video can’t fix!

Jesus Christ.

You’re not fixing a goddamn sink by yourself.

I’m already on my way with my toolbox.

you’re what

hellooo

matt

matt

matt

where’d you go?

what do you mean by that???

matt already has your location—totally not for anything specific—so it doesn’t take long for him to pin (and favorite) where you live. while he’s driving nonchalantly listening to nothing, you’re frantically running around your house.

does something look out of place? is it clean enough? most importantly, do you look good?

from being so focused on making sure everything looks perfect for a good ten minutes, you don’t realize matt standing behind you after he walked through your door without knocking. “you should probably lock the door so intruders don’t come in.”

his voice makes you freeze, and you turn slowly. he sounds serious, but the smirk on his face is as clear as day. he walks over and sets the toolbox down on the counter, kisses your cheek—has he always done that?—and kneels. “now let’s get this fix, yeah?”

[holeforzenin]

Hello girlie🩷

Maybe something simple for roommate toji like u are in the shower or bath tube and you forgot your towel and you call for toji that you need a new towel and he comes in sees a bit of you body, your cleavage and somehow cant take his eyes of you. Maybe he does not close the door fully and peeks a bit to see you when you get out of the shower/tube.🩷

Omg I really really love this ask but unfortunately roommate toji wouldn’t do this 💔💔💔 like Toji can be a teasing lil bitch and fuck around with you but he wouldn’t really do that to you yk what I mean??? Like he’s not a perv or weirdo 😭😭

BUTTT I CAN WRITE SOMETHINT ABOUT YOU FORGETTIJG YOUR TOWEL AND ASKING HIM TO BRING IT!! THAT SOUNDSS NICE!!

[jjcocker]

and it's just. tiredness. i got hit with this sorta Wave of sadness thats been coming back every month since like.. march. abd i guess the start of teh year but february was fine. But from march up to now i just. Got sad at nothing and it just comes back every now and then. paired with stress and a bunch of yhings goign on

godd itts almost over. but like having the one subject Im almost entirely sure im gunna fail att his point.

tthere was an assignemnt everyone except for Me was supposed to get at leasr a 6/10 to help in their grade . i however had to get like at LEAST an 8 becauss if I got a 6 id get a 5,88. And they don't round it up for some reason

i got a 7,3.

and jm scared because if this is the first subject I fail-- what if I fail more. i knowthat school is gonna do JACK for your life. but then does that make its only purpose be a source of stress and pure pressure,. because the only thing I will ever remember from school when I grow up, is that

like. School aint anythibf much bc I cant find where a polynomial is gonna help me get a minimum wage

but it also pressures students to hell and back. and then goes "ohhhh why are the students so stressed :(". Youre not gonns believe this, tia márcia marisa,

i think the weirdest thing is that my grades only slipped in my Least Favorite Subject. i. auhr.

[carlyraejepsans]

I don’t know why I’m telling this here but. The Old Tree outside Toriel’s house, the one that as soon as any leaves grows on it, falls right off. Outside of Toriel’s house. It means somethint, but I’m not smart enough to figure it out

Visual metaphor for her struggle in the RUINs perpetually retraumatizing herself. She was (and still is, at heart) a mother, whose children died, ie: tree whose leaves fall off of its branches. she then went on to try to take care of the rest of the fallen humans, welcome them into her home, however briefly, feed them, heal them... and watch them set off to die horribly all over again. the leaves grow. the leaves fall. the leaves die. the barren tree remains, cold, harsh, and so desperately alone. rinse and repeat.

[deceit-and-knowledge]

Hmm... Understandable. You could simply just inquire if he'd be interested in baking a new child between you, Lord Shadow Milk?

And thank you, Professor Sage, for the description. I relate a lot to the dysphoria he has, to say the least. I hope Mage Truthless will one day be able to achieve his desired body and feel handsome and proud. - Umbrella Anon

( Ooc: Also I've been wondering Jester. Could Healer Cookies confidence boost be caused by perhaps being an alpha..? Since I believe you mentioned Pure Vanilla was one? I'm not sure how all works... Though he does trust and is comfortable with Light around. Perhaps there's already somethint there, but he's oblivious to it? )

s: *embarrassed* .....ho...how would I even as- ... N-no.. no I... Ughh.. *hides in hands*

f: oh dear.. I hope he does.. I personally think he looks fine as is but he doesn't think so which isn't great.. hm.. maybe wearing more masculine styled outfits would help? Ooh! First date idea! We could go clothes shopping! Maybe get his hair styled and trimmed more professionally, his hair was definitely cut rather poorly..

then he'll look nice and handsome!

Ooc: I MEAN- I wasn't sure particularly if healer would be an alpha or omega but pv is heavily implied to be an alpha (chat he literally marked smilk) but healer could 1000% be an alpha, it'd make sense he previous self was rather...menacing- he is completely oblivious to being either alpha or omega since the whole amnesia thing but the heat pills from smilk stolen from sage did help (I mean I am not doing the exact exact tropes of omegaverse fuck rules >:3)

[nikethestatue]

Hello! I just found your blog today and really enjoy it! I'm new to Sarah j maas. I just finished Cc after reading acotar this summer. Then I came online to the fandom this month and I've been very confused. I see all this claims that az will be with bryce or that az and gwyn are mates. Completely ignoring elain like she doesn't exist and ignoring what az wants which is what sarah wrote. I thought gwyn was nice, But gwyn is a very new character right? And I remember az maybe talking to her in the training group a few times and he was often grumpy and quiet and sometimes quite happy with their improvement, and a little calm and friendly. Just normal and professional like a teacher. Didnt think much about it. I never thought about az and gwyn in the same thought. It makes no sense to be mates from that. Very strange. I thought it is a fandom ship, like dramionie, but it was serious.

Did i miss somethint?. I don't understand where it comes from but i dont want to be mean. I found azriels bonus chapter last week because a gwynriel person told me about it. I was even more shocked they think azriel and gwyn are mates when I read it. I knew azriel and elain would be a couple but I actually didn't know azriel was already that obsessed. I really liked it for elain. After what men did to her I want that kind of love for elain. Someone who really really wants her. Azriel has always been kind and good to elain and I'm very happy about elain and azriel even more now. He and nesta are the only ones that defended elain out loud by saying that elain doesnt want lucien, which is true. The necklace is mysterious and made me sad that rhys interrupted but it makes sense. It is like Nesta kicked cassian in their chapter when they almost kissed. Some interruption and obstacle. Did I misunderstand the books? I hope not because I loved elain and azriel in the books. They slowly became my favorite. I became sad after coming into the fandom and hearing many cruel things about elain.

I read acotar slowly and in peace on my own and i slowly and steady became sure elain and azriel would be next book. It was how Sarah wrote. did I misunderstand everything? Sorry, maybe all this fandom claims that hit me this month has made me too confused since i just read all the books recently. I read all books in English but it isn't my language so maybe I missed important things. I understad english very well but dont express myself well. I think i became a little sad when I came into the fandom. I dont enjoy this fandom. It is very aggressive but I want to talk peacefully and just enjoy the books. Sorry for writing so long. I hope i didn't sound mean. Sometimes I express too bluntly in English.

Hey Anon!

Thank you. And no, you didn't misunderstand anything. You read the books and you got exactly what you were supposed to have gotten out of them.

I've been in this fandom for a long time, and I'll be honest, to this day, I am baffled by how some people misconstrue the text so badly. SJM is not a complete writer with themes and language that's difficult to understand. She is pretty basic, actually. So anyone who claims that there are all these shocking SECRET things in her books about couples or word is either willfully ignorant or tries to pull the wool over people's eyes.

And while I can sort of, kind of, understand where Gwynriel came from--a new female in the series, dislike for Elain, Azriel and Gwyn being single, Emerie being hinted at as a lesbian, them being in the same vicinity, etc. To this day, I CANNOT understand Bryceriel. I think it was born on Reddit. But it's one of the more bizarre ships out there, not only because they are from different worlds, with very different roles in their worlds, but also one is mated and another is in love with someone else. Do I understand Gwynriel? Yeah, I can understand. Bryceriel? Not so much. Because if bonds don't matter, if love doesnt matter, then why not just pain Azriel with Nesta???? It makes more sense than Bryceriel.

I don't think that you need to worry--Elriel has been set up consistently, SJM never wavered from them, she only pushed Elriel even more in ACOSF. They are also the two characters who are entwined with numerous storylines and can push the plot of the series forward.

It's hard to shut out the noise about GA and Bryceriel, but it's been very muted and minimized in the past 2 years, and especially this last year. Be thankful that you weren't in this fandom in 21-22. It was rough.

All we can do now is sit back and wait for the book to be announced and published.

[asterifish]

Helloooooo, is it okay if you write about Jeonghyeon from EVNNE.

I would like to request for an unrequited love trope, where M/n has a crush on Jeonghyeon at school. (Anything is actually fine, no pressure authornim. I just saw you asking for a request, so I just scooped something up)

Snowy Nights....

Characters: Lee Jeonghyeon, Male reader

Genre(s): 🫂,🍂

Type: One-Shot

Notes: Thank you for requesting!! I hope this fic is what you had in mind, I was trying so hard not to make it really agnsty :/

Reminder that ⭐ stands for M/n, and happy reading!

Story Under the cut!!

All of ⭐'s friends knew that he fell in love easily, but he tried hard to convince them that Jeonghyeon was diferent.

⭐ and Jeonghyeon first met in their Junior year. By that time, Jeonghyeon was missing a lot of school because of his trainee duties, and ⭐ once offered to cover for him and collect schoolwork. After a few weeks, this because a routine. On the days that Jeonghyeon missed school, ⭐ would collect the work that he'd missed, and on Friday, ⭐ headed over to Jeonghyeon's house to drop it off.

Occasionally Jeonghyeon woould invite ⭐ inside and give him somethint to drink, considering that⭐ had to bike for an hour to get to where Jeonghyeon was staying. ⭐ lived in the outskirts whereas Jeonghyeon lived deep in the city.

When Jeonghyeon realized that ⭐ was helpful and was always going to bring him his work, the two exchanged numbers so he could tell ⭐ when he wasn't going to be at school.

This routine carried on for about 6 months, and then over break, Jeonghyeon seemingly dissapeared. He never texted ⭐, and he never showed up to school after the break ended. ⭐ had asked around, talking to teachers and even sime of Jeonghyeon's friends, but nobody knew what happened.

(Fast forward they're both 23)

⭐ was scrolling on his phone at work since it was his break, when he heard a familiar voice. Looking up, he almost dropped his phone when he saw Jeonghyeon on TV.

"What...?" ⭐ gaped at the screen, moving out from behind the counter and walking up to it. I mean, ⭐ knew that Jeonghyeon was training to be a idol, but when Jeonghyeon dissapeared, ⭐ assumed that he'd failed. Now that he was seeing Jeonghyeon on the screen in front of an audience preforming, ⭐ was awestruck.

Jeonghyeon looked the exact same as he did in high school, and that caused ⭐'s heart to jump. He'd had feelings buried deep in his heart for so long eithiut realizing it. ⭐ had given up on his chances of asking Jeonghyeon out after he'd dissapeared.

"⭐! Get back to work, your break is over!"

Turning, ⭐ bowed in apology at his manager before slipping back behind the counter. After his shift ended, ⭐ went online and searched for Jeonghyeon's name. Turns out, Jeonghyeon had debuted under Jellyfish ENT, and was very popular. ⭐ had no idea how he'd never heard of Jeonghyeon's group.

In a few weeks there was a performance, and ⭐ bought tickets, wanting to see Jeonghyeon in person just one more time. One showing turned to two turned to ⭐ buying tickets for every performance EVNNE put on.

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[xamaxenta]

Ok so my personal headcannon is (and I’ll admit it doesn’t really fit the fuck nasty vibe of ur tumblr) is that monkey ds have a habit of just spawning into existence and for them a partner to do so is optional. Garp was ‘found’ by his parent in a dog kennel on a marine base he visited. Pre rocks death garp spawned dragon in the middle of a fight with either roger or rocks or both (and that it was either of them kinda contributed to dragons innate fuck the government style). And dragon spawned luffy in a huge storm at sea juuuuuust when the sun broke through the clouds.

And it leads to a really funny circumstance that luffy will sometimes comment “I hope I don’t get my child before I become pirate king.” And the straw hats are really confused and maybe even try to explain why it’s probably not gonna happen but ultimately don’t get what luffy is trying to say and never will until luffys child appears someday. Which is gonna be a shock.

It also royally screws up aces understanding of where babies come from despite being a slut until deuce managed to clear that up

I genuinely dont know where to start with this but “fuck nasty vibe of your blog” is a title for sure and one I am honoured to be given makes me feel for you all tbh im sorry, i bet this place stinks like dumpster lol with Ace sitting pretty at the top

Luffys kid just shows up and hes like damn so this is monkey d goofy, goofy this is my crew and the crew in general are like HUH?

Ace actually doesnt know where babies come from, he just thought Makino was fat 😭 dadan told him to git goin when he tried to find out so he was sort of at a loss

Several years later and he and Deuce adopt each other as besties for life in the gay and platonic way, Ace randomly says somethint about his kid and Deuce is like im begging ur pardons a thousand times but arent u also a kid and ace is like wow shuddup i dont have a kid yet and Deuce is just??? Ok dude so elaborate?

Ace why dont u stop using nerd people words

Deuce; explain

Ace: one day my kids gonna show up

Deuce: ok???

Ace: and i really hope its not when im doing sometin super uncool

Deuce; doesnt maternity care exist to avoid… such situations?

Ace: maternity? That a food?

Deu:??????

Ace: whatever point is i dont wanna be taking the shit of the century when ace jr shows up

Deuce: Ace im being sincere, and i dont mean to poke fun, but are you fully aware of how babies are made and born?

Ace: they just spawn in right ? Thats what happened to my lil bro according to gramps

Deuce:

Deuce:

Deuce: bro