#[[damn. blue just got here and is already getting rizzed by a middle schooler.]]

[gildead]

@nintendodeathsystem || worst. rizz attempt. ever.

Okay, Gold. Don't panic. The very pretty eyeless girl just wants a reward for being the brave hero who kicked in the balls of the weird rude version of Red that tried to snap all of his ribs like tiny matchsticks. No pressure. He can come up with something. All he has to do is stay cool and not get himself into funny shenanigans--

"I have infinite money and will take you out for ice cream wherever you want?!?!?!"

...Yeah, no, forget I said anything. You're on your own for this one, Gold.