#[UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[freakoutgirl]

me sending more work emails calling in than i do when i'm at work

[carcrashgf]

fuck my stupid dumb pathetic torturous life

[fwrails]

changed my spotify pfp ugh face reveal

[apocalypticdemon]

oh today's gonna be fun. i was in a good mood and now all my clothes are touching my body wrong and i want to crawl out of my skin. augh

[angeltism]

<- she does NAWT wanna do xer work

[verusrexed]

[ CHEER ] to Arthur

♕;

"Ah—"

Surprise forms as the press of her fingers quickly interrupt whatever he was thinking about. Even he doesn't remember, not when her touch is both gentle and teasing, the playful look in her eyes making his heart skip a beat. It's rare she instigates something first so of course he'll give her his full attention if that what she wants! The saber clears his throat to ground himself again, cheeks turning pink partly from embarrassment.

"...Did I look scary just now?"

He manages to say somehow as her hand pulls away. The touch lingers and he longs for it to return to him; a smile forms as his hand chases and catches her own, squeezing it with affection and another heated look.

"It's difficult to think when you do that, Kaede."

A LIST OF CASUAL YET INTIMATE INTERACTIONS: [ CHEER ] seeing that receiver is scowling, sender rubs their thumb over the furrow between receiver's brows

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hades x Reader || Drabble

Plot: He's a villain; So you would- could never, ever fall in love with him.

'Sooner or later you're gonna want it. And the second- the second that happens, you know I'll sup in; have myself a real good day.' - Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

... But he'll still wait patiently, for you.

Warnings: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mischaracterisation?

Tagging: @asperol-with-izzy , @disney-android-foundation , @lady-love88 , @marinerainbow , @miss_understood , and @yesthetrashbin .

The instant that you see the villain in your house, waiting for you again lounging on your bed, smoke spread all over the floor; you groan. "Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- "

Hades only shows a flicker or irritation by your obnoxiously drawn-out moan, before its snuffed out with a roll of his shoulders and he gets up from your bed. Now his head grazes the ceiling but he comes here so often, asking you on walks with him and bringing you dinner you couldn't have scrounged for yourself with a weeks pay despite how many time's you've told him no, never, so you're past the fear of him setting the house on fire. His yellow eyes glow in the dim room and, like always, it causes a little warmth to spready in the pit of your belly- you ignore it. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be gone in a sec, okay babe? I got places to be today, anyway. Just gimmie a minute, here."

"Why should I?"

"Uh- " This time real frustration passes over his face; settling for a few moments as he speaks. "Well you don't have that much of a choice, doya babe? So just shut up and listen, eh?"

Not-at-all scared, you just roll your eyes, setting your basket down on the side table and crossing your arms impatiently over your chest. "Fine. What do you want? I don't see any exotic fruits... another walk?"

Here, a smirk slips over his mouth; The flames atop his head give a happy crackle, and he gently shakes his head. "Not this time. Unless, I mean- you want to?? I can reschedule my meeting with the Fates, if you- " When he reads your expression, a familiar and cold 'hell no' written all over it, he sighs. Disappointed, but... not surprised at all, anymore. "Right. Right- uh, look babe. I just came here to let ya know, I... "

Hades? Lost for words?? That almost concerns you. Almost makes you lower your freezing cold exterior, and ask- ... but no. No. Instead, you tighten your arms over your chest and increase the impatient, expectant look in your eyes. Like, hurry up.

"... Okay. Look. I like you, (Full name). I might even go so far as to say I'm fallin' for ya- and thats new to me. I'm lost in some really unfamiliar waters, here," He chuckles, nervously, looking truly out of his depth for a moment. "Thats never happened to me before, this is new, and I- I- I'm tryin' to do it right. Sweep you off your feet; all that romantic jazz. Which I honestly think is kinda psychotic-... But uh... " His eyes lift from somewhere on the ground to your left, up to your eyes and he gives you another half-smirk. "I think we both know its not my thing."

... breaking your silence for a moment, you give a little tiny nod; not sure where this is going. "We do." You say quietly.

"Yea. Well, between you and me- its not workin' as well as you'd think, is it?"

"... no."

"Right, so," He rolls those broad shoulders again, giving his neck an uncomfortable stretch. "I'm uh- I'm gonna stop trying."

That gives you pause. " -What??"

"-not that I'm done here, exactly, no no no. I don't give up so easy, sweetheart. I'm gonna be here, or well- around. Waiting. And some day if... And someday when, you decide ya want me, then I'll come for ya. Just call."

Eyebrows furrowing, you suddenly remember something Hades said earlier. You'd almost forgotten it, because it seemed unimportant before, but now seems significant. "... Why are you going to meet with the fates?" Does he... know something? Is going to ask something?? What-

He just grins, infuriatingly. And his body begins to disappear into smoke, and your eyes widen- because- wait! "Remember what I just told you, babe. Keep it in mind, mull it over. I got nothin but time and I don't mind using it waiting on you. You're kinda worth it, eh?" -He didn't answer your question!

"But!- "

"Lookin' forward to your call, sweetheart."

"I'm not gonna call!- "

"Uhuh."

[rosebramblewolf]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys

how do you convey to cis dudes on the internet that assuming everybody else on the internet is a cis dude is obnoxious and that yes it probably would bother them if everyone called them "she/her" constantly even after being corrected multiple times across all platforms for decades on end

[planetarymetals]

tired today from being put in the Hallucination Loop for the night by one of our persecutors. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[leyyvi]

I love the idea of a happy trail leading down Levi’s pants.. I’m so down bad for this man

all i can think of is sweaty panting levi and rubbing my face against his happy trail like a crazy person ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[datadegroove]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[221berkeleysquare]

MY DISASTER GAYS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[nicole-kidmans-wigs]

“But what are Kamala Harris’ policies?” SHE CANNOT HAVE ANY UNTIL THE PARTY APPROVES THE PLATFORM AT THE DNC UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We live in a bureaucracy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mjneko]

Working on cutting the sherpa for the sheep rolls

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[fowlofprey]

//once again tempted to make a blog for the jade fantroll i remade for discord then haven't done much with

but like on the one hand i don't want to make another account but then on the other hand sideblogs tend to go a lot more dead (and also which fucking account would i make her a side on i have Too Fucking Many and i'd forget which one i had her on)

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what do

[b1gbang]

[STUDIO CHOOM] 🦋 MANIAC ― CHANGBIN