#[in-character]

[dajaywalkeroflightning36]

He peeks around the door like ●-●

- @nebulousorbit

Once Euca had left, Jay had glanced over at Acronix’s cot - just to find him still asleep, which he rolled his eyes at - the glanced back as his phone. He was looking down at his phone for a moment before glancing up and spotting the kid. Jay just blinked at him for a moment.

[freelancemechtechs]

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[austeretourmaline]

th3 h0rr0rs. y0u c@nn0t 3sc@p3 th3 h0rr0rs.

[nyasdragonoflightning13]

will you come to my wedding with the ceiling.

@zanth-irl

... If you desire me to be there, kin-of-the-sky, then yes; I will attend your ceremony-of-binding with... the ceiling...

[employee-786]

Anyone notice that the speakers are acting up? I’ve been trying to make an announcement, but the setup refuses to connect to the mic. The error message claims that “a mic is already connected,” but it’s clearly not. Asking you guys before IT, because that whole department scares me.

[maestro-of-clockwork]

Oh I burned the cookies a little too much....DAMN IT

[cb-writes-stuff]

To Ven, whats your thoughts on traveling? (fun fact I want to put Ven in a blender)

(Pre-Project Opal)

I think it’d be nice. Going out into the world, seeing strange and wonderful sights… or, whatever. That’s probably how a gleeman would say it, yeah?

Honestly… I don’t really care. Much as I wanna see stuff, I have everything I need. But everyone needs something to work towards, y’know? Even if they’ll never actually get it.

(You… you what? Why????)

[skittles-the-whumpee]

Your ask box says you don’t bite, however, how do you feel about being bitten?

I get bit all the time ^^ I'm literally a vampire's bloodbag.

Though, outside of feeding, it's kinda hot...not that being fed on by a vampire isn't...I...

Shutting up...

[magolors-mailbox]

Magolor's Mailbox Introduction!

Hi there! My name is Magolor. I'm from Another Dimension, but a while back I moved to Planet Popstar. Home of the legendary Kirby! You've probably heard of him. Things got a bit hectic when I first arrived, but that's all in the past thanks to him! He really is such a cool dude.

Anyway, after all that was said and done... I finally began working towards my long-time dream of managing my very own amusement park! It works as an apology too, but we don't need to get into that right now.

I ran a small shop, even opened a couple of extra-special parks just for Kirby and King Dedede first, but my efforts have finally culminated in the form of... Merry Magoland! I think it's the funnest place in the whole universe, and so do my many satisfied visitors! Maybe YOU should come on down here sometime and bring some friends, too! I'd love to hear you all screaming... with joy, of course!

Alright, now that my introduction is out of the way... I can get into the point of this blog.

I'm truly thankful for this, by the way... Merry Magoland has been very, very popular! As a result, me and the park have gained quite a lot of fans! So I've decided to open this Mailbox to the public. Anyone can go ahead and send me a question! It could be about me, about how I manage Magoland, about my friends, you could even ask for some juicy behind-the-scenes details about the attractions here! I can't guarantee I'll answer everything, but if you have a question you want to ask me... just come on down and send it along! Maybe I'll even let my friends and/or employees answer a couple at some point!

I DO have a few rules, though. Don't forget 'em!

NO NSFW ASKS, COMMENTS, OR REBLOGS. Me and my friends really don't wanna see that stuff...

NO SHIPPING-RELATED CONTENT. I don't really understand why you'd want to put me or my friends into a random relationship, but I suppose we ARE quite well known. I'll let it slide, I'm a cool dude, just don't talk about it here or ask anything about that!

Be kind and respectful to everyone who interacts or asks! I don't want any fights or unnecessary drama... except the kind I sometimes cause myself, I suppose. Hee hee.

A GREAT BIG THANK-YOU goes out from me to anyone who sends an ask! Goodbye for now. I hope to hear from all of you soon!

[taxidermied-genius]

Starter for @hypnoticallycaucasian

The painted city is awash with rain. The rain is awash upon your face but it does not cleanse it. You are a broken man, but you are only human as well. Some would say the two go hand-in-hand like a dance.

Once upon a time, he may have called himself shattered, but broken and shattered are two distinct states of existence, the latter of which he is not. At least, not anymore. He's as rigid as a statue that has yet to be kilned, leaking clay as the rain melts it, but for all his effort remains upright. Something itches on his skin, a bug bite perhaps, and it bothers him, but he can't even muster the energy to scratch. He can imagine the relief of his nail upon his boil, but still are his fingers. This apathy eats at him, it drains him, and he knows it will drain him until he is nothing more than an empty husk on the side of the road. Perhaps he already is. Yes.

The husk stands at the bus stop. It waits for a bus that will never come.

How long had he been here for now? He'd wondered if perhaps the others had found their way here as well, but he couldn't even remember how he'd arrived in the first place, so how could they have followed him? And wondering, he wandered, up and down the streets. It had taken him at least a full day to go to a house that wasn't his and sleep on a floor he didn't recognize. And afterwards, he'd found himself roaming again, everything a blur until this very moment, as if his consciousness simply popped back into existence when it felt like it.

His only companion had been the soft pitter-pattering of rain that soon turned into a rather hard pitter-pattering of rain that pelted him ceaselessly. His eyes weren't closed to the world, but they may as well have been. All he could see was a blurry mess of neon swirls. But those blurry shapes became sharper when he heard something. A mumble of words.

"..........."

What had they said? The man's eyes blink as he is drawn back to reality to find a figure standing beside him.

"...Pardon me, for I had been lost in thought," he murmurs back, one hand gripping its opposite sleeve, "but I am afraid I may have misheard you, beneath the rain. I would humbly request you repeat yourself."

[isos-laptop-that-we-stole]

Hello Tumbler! Uh, is that how an intro works? I’m 307, and I made an account on this site because I saw that Isopod visited it a lot and I think it would be fun to have :0 I’m sharing this other with the other longterm wing kids… I should probably tell them that. Add more later! Buh-bye!

Hey. Uh. Arven here. Tri said I could post art on here, I might post paintings. Probably only going to hoard writing tips and aesthetic pictures, supposedly that’s what Isopod used this website for when I was their age and that sounds pretty fun? I suppose?

307 back again! You guys can call me Tri, most do! I’m just a fun happy creature, I collect plushies and uh…. Hang out with my friends! Yeah! I SHOULD GET MY BOYFRIEND TO MAKE HIS INTRO I’M OFF TO DO THAT

Tri is real excited about this, I’m having her type stuff out because the keyboard is too warm right now… anyways, my name is Celsius, call me whatever, I like roller coasters, architechture, whatever old scifi books I can get my paws on, and Tri, my wonderful partner! God I- HEY DON’T ADD MY GUSHING TO THIS I CAN SEE YOU GIGGLING AND TYPING IT

Mimi here! I’m gonna use this to find fandom friends, post edits, y’know, be a real internet kid! I might try posting music here too… we’ll see!!!! One of these days I’m gonna get everyone their own little sets of borders and stamps and silly graphics but it’s 1 am and Tri’s staring at me with that “please hurry up so I can pass this to the next room” face so BAI!!!!! （＾ω＾）

Ossi here. Uh… I’ll use this? Maybe? What is this thing- hmm, Chai’s telling me it’s a social media, and that I can find sewing patterns and recipies… cool? Chai’s turn to write!

My name is Chai and I do NOT want to fucking write on this dumb blog that 307 is setting up or whatever. If I do ever post it’ll be over stuff like… I dunno, my knife collection? And my charcoal sketches maybe. But that’s UNLIKELY! DO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP!

(OOC: HEY HI!!!! Corv here, a few rules about this blog: THESE OCS ARE TEENS! NO INNAPROPRIATE STUFF, PG13 AT BEST! This blog may contain posts about fictional medical malpractice/abuse, trauma, mild gore… if you can’t take that, it’s ok! We’ll be triggertagging the shit out of those posts, and you can always just not read this blog if that’s not your vibe!)

(if you want to send asks, please clarify which character/s they’re for! Askbox is in fact open!)

(blog theming info will be added here when we yknow. Get to it.)

[dajaywalkeroflightning36]

You seem needlessly edgy and emo. You are stealing my style.

-@mr-echo-irl

Needlessly edgy, possibly.

Emo, no.

And I’d say sorry, but I don’t know you sooooo…

Deal with it, man.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[terribleninjagoaus]

AU where Jay squeaks like a rubber chicken whenever he opens his mouth to speak.

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[austeretourmaline]

-C-> Hey, Aurora. How goes it on Tumblr? I know you sent me a similar ask a minute ago, but who gives a fuck.

-- @translunaryturbulence

th!s pl@c3 !s str@ng3. ! d0n't qu!t3 kn0w h0w !t w0rks.

@.ls0, my @.s k33p d0!ng s0m3th!ng. h3nc3 th3 d0t. !t's m!ldly frustr@t!ng.

[nyasdragonoflightning13]

*shakes like you like a stressball*

... Verida-who-is-future-mountain-Matriarch, is that you.

If so, you are much too little and young to be able to do such a thing to me, hatchling-