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[quibble-auk]

Guys I finally finished it. My friend told me to make this ages ago and I finally got around to it.

Behold:

Shockwave in a rabbit costume

I don’t think it’s funny how many shockwave doodles I can post now have them make sense cause he wears little rabbit ears in them. I’m so excited

Here it is without the costume tho.

[fagtainsparklez]

mcc pride needs themed team names. where are the dandelion dolls. fuschia faggots. ethoslab. lavender lesbians. turquoise trannies. @ scott smajor get on it king. the clock’s ticking

[hidden-by-a-trench-coat]

Hi, hello STFH fandom??? Yeah, I know a new longform just came out but I can't get Phantom Begruvia and Father Andrews out of my head for absolutely no reason so please have some shippy headcanons about them because I'm going insane. They came out of nowhere and took over my neurons

This is a really long post btw so beware

OKAY, ready?

in my mind I think Begruvia would prefer holding Andrews than being held simply from the sense of control that he gets - but also I think he’d have a secret soft spot for being held, too because it makes him feel safe. But specifically only from Andrews

I think Begruvia would be clingy. I can’t exactly explain why? It just kind of makes sense to me. Maybe something about all that pining or being worried about losing it all, idk. I also think he'd be very protective about Andrews, even if he never openly admits it. But he'll go out of his way to make sure Andrews is okay. Like anyone even vaguely threatening Andrews? Beguriva is instantly staring daggers at them somewhere nearby with fire in his eyes if they even so much as try anything

I think Begruvia would be the one to fall first, but it would be really reallllllyyyy gradual. Like sooooo so slow. Like think slow burn, but the slow burn takes an actual 2000 years before it stars burning. That’s how long it takes him to realize. And it’s not until they meet again that he’s like, 'wait. What. What are these like. Feelings???' And then he realizes that like, the revenge that he thought he wanted/the anger that he felt was actually just him pining for 2000 or so years

I don’t know about Andrews, though… I think he wouldn’t even consider it until after the 2000 years and maybe takes sympathy on Begruvia and then after a while he falls, too - though I imagine it would also be pretty gradual (but not 2000 years gradual, lol)

They would live in Andrews house for... Kind of obvious reasons (Begruvia does NOT have a house) but I imagine it would take them some time to get used to. In my mind they would have started sharing a bed out of either necessity or Andrews being like "I need to keep an eye on you" and then after a while it just becomes a habit

I think Andrews would do most of the house work, half because it’s his house and half because Begruvia doesn’t really do anything

I don’t think he’d mind, though. I think he’d just ask Begruvia to do basic stuff

Maybe he teaches Begruvia how to cook and for a while Andrews is the better cook out of the two of them, but then after learning Begruvia turns out to be wayyyyy better than Andrews so Andrews has him do most of the cooking, lol. I think Begruvia would enjoy cooking

I think Andrews would be better at baking, though? Idk. I just see them making deserts together 

On the other hand, Andrews does like. All of the cleaning. He asks Begruvia to do the dishes and he just. Never does. And Andrews reminds him tons and tons of times - and maybe he does it once or twice (or when Andrews is sick/tired and he almost feels bad) but after a while Andrews just gives up asking him because he knows it won’t happen

They do the shopping together, though, even if Andrews sometimes regrets it

I think Beguriva would convince Andrews for them to get a cat (I think Begruvia would be a cat lover)

That or he ‘convinces’ Andrews and Andrews had been against it before because it was a lot of work and he didn’t really know how to take care of a cat or if they could, but then Begruvia just like. Finds a kitten and brings it home one day and Andrews is just like “well shit, I guess we have a cat now because there’s no way we’re giving it away” and so then they have a cat

Andrews very quickly loves this cat

Begruvia gets to name it, though, and it’s the most wild name ever so Andrews either shortens it or gives it a nickname

I think it would be a tortoiseshell cat

Begruvia hears the cat’s breed/color/whatever you call that and gets angry about it because “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘TORTOISE-SHELL’ IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A TORTOISE SHELL AT ALL”

I think the cat would like Begruvia more and it makes Andrews sad

Andrews will call the cat and it will completely ignore him, but then Begruvia calls from across the house and the cat is like !!! and goes running and Andrews is like, wtf why... :C

Over time I think Begruvia would learn to enjoy living a quiet life. At first I can imagine him being bored all of the time and just wanting to do things and cause chaos, but after a few years he kind of realizes that he likes the quietness of it all and just living alone with Andrews is nice and that’s all he wants in life

Okay, I'm going to inevitably have more thoughts, but for now I think that's more than enough - but if I think of more I will add them in the reblogs. Thank you for listening to my ramblings about these two, I love them - if you have any ideas please feel free to share

[secret-sageent]

Got whiplash looking at art ppl have made of Collin in tmagp 25 cuz for whatever reason they said hammer and I imagined a big ol mallet

[captain-huggy-bear]

Have I ever mentioned that I have a deep fear of mascots and i'm terrified the Guildford mascot is going to find me at the game tonight?

[ind3cisive-cl0wn]

Vigil-- he/him

[queeriboh]

I bought a fucked up little guy today

[alexbkrieger13]

[pupprinxe]

The real reason I’m into somno is cause I notoriously fall asleep in the middle of masturbating and I need someone to finish the job for me

Probably cause I usually just kind of hump something until I get off

This isn’t even a horny post it just like happened recently and I was like why am I like this???

[fox0war]

That feeling when you hate a popular ship but even glancing at the fandom makes you look at it... sigh...

[stupidlyunhinged]

i stg if i cant find any of these hyper specific fics tomorrow im going to write one myself

[shyrule]

i can’t be the only person to find random numbers in the like quintuple digits to be funny okay like 63,849???? 74,360???!??! that shit is hilarious to me-

[anxious-alien-overlord]

Items that I have carried in my purse ranging from normal to slightly odd.

1. Wallet

2. Tic Tacs/Ice breakers

3. Salt and or sugar packets

4. Tozo headphones case with headphones

5. Backup SD card

6. Various rings/other jewelry I forgot about

7. A pin with an octopus on it

8. An opossum sticker

9. The broken pieces of a pen

10. A small figurine of Anubis I carried for good luck (that purse was stolen)

11. A rock cat figurine I carry for good luck

12. An uncut Garnet

13. A raspberry shopkin

14. Purse brownie

[cvbullshit]

I really wanna draw CV versions of Natsu's Aftons, as they are in CV, but I'm so nervous to idk why, like I'm low-key afraid to

But like I wanna draw Wanda, NA Eli, and NA Evan so bad ;-;

They're so fun and cute in CV but I haven't drawn or mentioned them at all bc I'm so scared to

[imawriternotamagican]

My actual reaction when there's no ads before my podcast episode:

[chaelinsbitch]

Something about the word yummy rly sets me off. Idk what it is. It's so ugly and makes me so angry. Same with the words tasty and supper and toasty