#the magnus protocol

[queerpanicking]

of course being scary is like the ultimate compliment for monsters

[lonelyslutavatar]

local old man socializing after a long time, won't stop being cringe

[eliassimp]

[lamuella]

Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either

Noodle armed trauma boy and a 10/10 smokeshow doll

Disaster bisexual in a cute hairband and a 10/10 smokeshow doll

Paranoid Scottish IT guy and a 10/10 smokeshow doll

Interdimensional bad girlfriend and - you guessed it - a 10/10 smokeshow doll

Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either

Two identical buff postal workers

All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one

A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear

Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog

Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch

[cirrus-grey]

'...your files mark me as the only “safe” Angstjäger in Berlin.'

Oh, I like that.

[ceaselessims]

nikola and her lotion vs heinrich and his chair

[beholdingstranger]

Fuck yes I can’t wait for another episode of the 60 euro chair adventures next week

[sporadicsharkdeer]

Jonny Sims has taken this to fucking heart apparently

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

[spookyspeks]

(PART 1)

FINALLY getting around to my TMAGP gang designs. These have literally been sitting as sketches for months

Part 2 will have Celia, Lena and Colin <33

[uh-oh-no-not-again]

Heinrich and Alice in tmagp 41 are genuinely so funny:

"... And I'm really scared right now"

"Danke :)"

"I appreciate you not skinning me alive"

"Bitte ;)"

"Uhh... okay then?"

"Wunderbar, I will bring the chair :D "

He sounds so jovial, I love these two.

[chryseis]

Finally addressing the real cliffhanger of season 2 act 1. The chair is fine.

[odysseusfunnyhat]

Colin Becher

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

[ihateyougrrr]

Key difference between archives and protocol

[billielhindle]

Episode 41 of The Magnus Protocol is now available wherever you get your podcasts!

[ghostinthegardenn]

alice and heinrich on their way to the address, but jamming out to Paint The Town Red by Doja Cat