#{💭} - bee answers

[lottiesgrl]

just has a very important conversation with @rhiannonsknife and i needed to put out a public census on this very important issue

(p.s. there is a right answer here)

[shxtodxroki]

hi bee <3

i hope you're doing well babe and happy (early i think) birthday!

i am so excited to participate in another one of your events you have no idea

and this is such a great conccept ??? genius i love it and now i'm craving ice cream at 4.30 am

i'm all for surprises so i'm thinking

haikyu (shocking ik)

cookie dough and M&Ms

i feel like it's a great combination and i can't wait to see who and what it corresponds to

𝙼𝚎𝚎𝚝-𝙲𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙱𝚘𝚔𝚞𝚝𝚘 <𝟹

Cookie Dough Ice Cream: What their meet-cute would be

Haikyuu - M&Ms: Koutaro Bokuto

Summary: Two different scenarios of what a meet-cute would be like featuring you and the one and only Koutaro Bokuto <3

Warnings: Possibly inaccurate descriptions of the gym but I did my best lol

Pairing: Koutaro Bokuto x Gender Neutral! Reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Check out this birthday event here for request rules if you’d like to participate!

- Bokuto is absolutely the kind of guy you’d see in a meet-cute romcom omg he’s so perfect for this prompt <3

- Okay so I’m thinking of two adorable meet-cute scenarios with him so I’ll include both for both my gym lovers and those like me who aren't very frequent gym attendees

- So option one would be meeting him at the gym - you have a day off, so you decide to head over to get a bit of a work-out in, and as you make your way over to your machine of choice you catch sight of the absolute cutest man you have ever laid eyes on

- He’s bench-pressing and he’s sweaty and a bit red and yet he’s absolutely gorgeous to the point where you can’t seem to keep your eyes off him

- You literally stop in the middle of your walk without realizing it, only snapping back into reality when some rude passerby shoulder-checks you as you feel heat rush to your face at the realization that you had been blatantly staring at the gorgeous stranger

- Thankfully he seems very immersed in his work-out and doesn’t seem to notice, so you make your way over to your machine of choice while trying to let go of the embarrassment of acting like a lovestruck schoolkid and stopping to gawk at a stranger

- Your work-out goes on as planned after that, giving you the solitude and energy you need to get through the remainder of your tasks for the day as you wipe down your machine and prepare to leave and move on to the next item on your mental checklist

- But then as you’re leaving the super cute guy from before walks up to you and starts rambling a mile a minute, leaving you struggling to even process the flurry of words that are leaving his mouth

- “Hi I saw you earlier and thought you were gorgeous so I wanted to ask for your number but I was with my friend and he said that would be creepy and you might feel cornered or something so I figured I’d ask while you were leaving so you can walk away if you’re uncomfortable but you really are super hot and I was wondering if you’d like to go on a date with me?”

- And once you’ve had a moment to process all the words he just rapid-fired at you, you feel your face heating up even more than when you had been staring at him, and you just barely catch sight of a man with spiked black hair covering one of his eyes shaking his head in embarrassment to the side of your new gym crush as you attempt to find words for a response that wouldn’t make you seem like an absolute fool

- Eventually, you manage to spit out a somewhat casual-sounding “That sounds really nice” in response, your heart fluttering rapidly at the way his mouth spreads into a sunshine-esque grin as he scrambles to give you his number

- Sweet Bokuto was blissfully unaware that you had been borderline ogling him earlier, too, since he hadn’t been looking around in that moment and had been focused entirely on his workout, but when you two have been on a few dates you finally decide to mention it and the thought that you found him cute too just makes him so giddy it’s absolutely adorable <3

- Now if you’re not particularly interested in the gym, Bokuto would be one of those airport boys instead (I hope y’all know what I’m talking about and understand the unique spark of seeing someone cute at the airport lol) except the two of you actually connect and don’t just glance wistfully at one another before never interacting again

- You’re both waiting in an airport terminal for a criminally early flight, Bokuto for one of his team’s matches while you’re going to visit some of your loved ones

- And you’re both dressed in pajamas/comfy clothes and struggling to keep your eyes open at this hour - Bokuto in particular is all cranky because he hates being up so early and he’s not even traveling with anyone so he has no one to talk to to help him stay awake :<

- But as the two of you sit there in the terminal with half-lidded eyes in direct opposite seats, you catch sight of one another and accidentally make eye contact and it’s pretty much love at first sight oml you both think the other looks so adorable with their tired eyes and cozy clothes

- And usually Bokuto’s easily the kinda guy who would approach someone he’s interested in, but it’s so early and he’s so tired that his brain isn’t really working properly and he can’t even think of what to say to you, you’re just so gorgeous

- And you’re sitting across from him, sneaking glances but thinking that there’s no way anything could happen since you don’t even know if he lives here or is currently traveling back home somewhere else, so you don’t see the point of making a move

- But eventually Bokuto finds his opportunity, when he sleepily makes his way over to the bathroom and stops at a vending machine on his way back only for the machine to dispense two packets of his favorite chips by mistake - causing the gears to finally begin working inside his brain until a tired but distinctly and brightly Bokuto grin makes its way across his face

- And he makes his way back to where he had been sitting in the terminal while sporting that same grin, outstretching his hand towards you once he’s close enough to reach you as he offers you the spare bag of chips

- “Hey, that machine over there accidentally gave me an extra bag of chips, do you want it? I’d love to share my good fortune with the cutest person in this airport.” He offers with a silly grin on his face, one that makes your heart pound even as you try to tell yourself to be rational

- His flirting is a bit clumsy due to the early hour, and you’ve already reasoned with yourself why asking out a stranger in the airport who may not even live in the same country as you is a bad idea, but the look on his face as he offers the snack to you is just so endearing that you can’t help but take the bait, gently grabbing the bag from his hands with a soft, sleepy smile and a thank-you

- Of course, Bokuto sees this as his “in”, and as he sit back down in his spot across from you he manages to strike up a conversation - asking about why you’re traveling to your destination and going from there as he somehow manages to brush away your tiredness and ignite an incredibly pleasant interaction with you

- With him the time seems to fly by and before you know it, you’re finally preparing to board your flight, a surprisingly heavy disappointment settling in both of your chests at the thought of not seeing one another again despite only meeting an hour or so prior after having such a lovely conversation together

- But in your conversation you had learned that he did in fact live in your home country and was only traveling for work, so though the idea still has you a bit hesitant, you decide to push past your nerves and ask for his number, which he happily types into your phone while including a stereotypical and incredibly flirty heart beside his contact name 

- From there the rest is history, falling for Bokuto is so incredibly easy since he’s the kind of person who can draw anyone in and keep eyes and heart effortlessly captivated, but he knows from that first day in the airport that you’re the one he wants to dedicate his own heart to in return as his feelings morph from puppy love for you into something much, much greater <3

A/N: Aaaa first of all thank you for the well wishes and the happy birthday, today was actually my birthday and I’m really happy with how it went :> And I hope you’re doing well too! I’m so glad you liked the event hehe I had so much fun putting it together, and I was STOKED that Bokuto was the first request since he’s one of my all-time favs :> I hope you guys enjoyed this, I decided to extend my birthday event a few days since it took me so long to start on it so requests are now open until the end of May 20th, so get in your event requests if you have any, as well as any regular requests you may have! :D

Taglist: @ace-lavender

If you’d like to be added to any of my taglists, you can fill out this form here! Thank you for your support <3

[violets-and-books]

for the ask game thingy

Nina, inej, Matthias

Thank you!!!

I'd think Inej would be the best lab partner. We'd get down to business (to defeat the huns) and have fun the whole time. It'd be like me and one of my irl besties, it'd be so good!

I'll take getting stuck in a lift with Nina. Lifts terrify me, I get really panicky, so she'd be able to slow my heartbeat down and then we'd tell each other stories and have fun to distract from our impending doom. Plus, she feels like she'd be the kind of person to carry food at all times so we know neither of us would starve

Matthias would be the best employee trainer in. The. World. No nonsense but I'd have such respect for him. He'd murder anyone who was mean to me, it'd be great!

Thanks for the ask, mwah 💙💙

[brnbeexx]

MORE MEGAN MORE MEGAN ANYTHING MEGAN

HAHSHSHEHSH okay, GUYS send me megan thoughts!!!!!! maybe I'll do hcs of her, maybe

[sweeterhoni]

NOOOO BC I DO TOO...

i actually wrote this one based on my roomie BC honestly he's so similar to sunghoon, i sometimes just stare at him blankly and these daydreams just come to mind. i've sinned and i'll sin again 😙✌️

anw, sunghoon would always FLEX his arms after pumping. he'd look at you and ask for your opinion, but answering sunghoon's always tricky. it either ends up being fucked to oblivion, or he'll sulk.

so all you can ever do is gulp. your words somehow stuck in your throat, clueless how to approach his question; "do you think i can choke you with my biceps? they're getting pretty big right?" — your tummy suddenly feels tighter, your head's pretty light, and your lips felt like water never touched it in weeks.

you could only nod and watch his brows raise in amusement. sunghoon would always look at you from head-to-toe, trying to read any body language that would tell him that you wanted to be fucked. hard.

now, with your eyes agape and your lips pursed, sunghoon only smirked and gestured you to his room. he knew. and now you know that tomorrow will be a hard day to walk under the sun 🙌

most likely to fuck you dumb?

sunghoon.

just.. idk but the thought of him going to the gym and using his gained strength from training to manhandle you and fuck you witless.

he'll likely train for endurance too. just so he can last until you pass out. and when you do, he'll slow down and tap your face to wake you gently but he won't stop.

when you're fully aware, sunghoon would fuck you harder than he was doing. he'd fuck you until you could hear and feel the pain from bodies meeting periodically. sunghoon likes to fuck you until your heartbeat reaches your ears and the pulses make themselves known in your head.

[tanzabee]

Intro post!!

my name: bee. My game: making strange and unusual thoughts and posts. Not really

Extra Information👇

I am an AMOEBA who likes various MEDIA

Currently my main interest is TMBG but I also like…

🎵Lemon Demon

🎵Tally Hall (+side projects)

🎵Billy Joel

🎥House MD

🎥Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

🎥2001: A Space Odyssey

🎥Reanimator

💭the Man Verse (@in-retro-retrospective)

💭my ARMY (wonderful mutuals) !

(🎵- music | 🎥- film/tv | 💭- misc)

I don’t sell any of my art but I do take requests ☝️ simply ask

if I forget to do something for you please remind me…. I’m forgetful guy #1

i use any pronouns (but prefer they/them and masc terms)

If you ask to be mutuals I’ll probably say yes

tags list (Mostly used for organization for me)

#my art —> all my art

#tanza doodles —> 2d art (not used anymore)

#tanza crafts —> all 3d art

#tanza talks —> text posts basically

#The morning post 🐝 —> morning brain nonsense

#tanza answers —> asks

#emoji blast —> genre of post featuring emojis in plentiful

yeag . Go bananas 👍

[nohrs-lost-soul]

💭+ MEMORY + lesson

Today was a new day. Which to him, means a new lesson to learn and an opportunity to learn how to… enjoy his new existence, being on the run. At least, that’s what he’s been hoping for. Reality was often deceiving. Together, with his newfound mentor, he’d been on the run from the army for the past 2 weeks. Percival was the only one of the two that knew the-… unique ways he’d be tried and punished if he was found. This was the only option. His teacher would be sitting in front of a crockpot, breathing out slowly, as he turns his head towards Percival-. A man with black hair, loose white robes, with black accents scattered throughout and trailing from the hood to the arms and legs. The hair would be tied down in a ponytail that fell down his back.

Percy paced back and forth, unsure what he’d be asked to do today. It had been very direct learning initially, “carry your possessions with you for extended periods of time so you increase your stamina in case of an emergency.”, “Learn the pressure points and weak spots on the body so you can take a person down without killing them”, “Gather beeswax without disturbing the bees so you can be one with nature-…” So he wondered what the mission would be today, or if it would be something as complex as it had been in the past.

Finally, the figure speaks up.

“I need you to look for some herbs for me.”

He’d slowly nod, feigning understanding. It seemed to be a simple enough mission that he didn’t even need to ask.

“Grab whatever your heart says you should, kid.” And he’d turn back to the pot, mixing what’s inside.

Percival brought back some belladonna, some orange leaves, and mint, some that he’s commonly been taught to look for. One to help, and one to hurt, and one of his favorites, that’s probably what he’s looking for, balance, he’d offer it to him.

“No. That won’t work.”

“You literally said to grab anything-.” His eyes betray his shock, as he’d stand there, a bead of sweat running down his neck as he holds the results of about an hour of foraging.

“You can’t make a good soup with what you brought me.” The figure would sigh, softly.

Percival’s eyes shoot over to the crockpot and a wave of realization hits him. He finally took in the scents of the camp, and it was… nice. The mixture in the pot smelled rich, like it’d been cooking for a while, he let himself walk over, checking what’s inside: with each bubble, the scent washed over him, it was crisp and clear, yet spicy and tingly, but not extreme enough to make him want to walk away from it.

“…Right.”

The figure would keep mixing the broth in the pot. “Life isn’t just about “yes sir, no sir” all the time, kid. Sometimes you have to look at the big picture. That sorta thing lets you take actual initiative and see the problem you need to fix.”

“I took initiative by getting the job done-.”

A solid 10 seconds of silence pass. No reaction. “Also.”

“People, real people, can tell when you’re spinning them some yarn and are pretending to know what you’re doing. So, if you don’t know something, just ask me.”

Percival looks down at his hands, blinking. They were calloused from all he’s done, imbibing blades, making poisons, wielding axes, shurikens and countless attempts at mixing and creating various ointments and potions, he was better than this, this-… shaman who thought his magic and his age made him better than him-. He’d clench his fists and look up at the other-.

What he got back surprised him. The figure would smile at him, his teeth were a perfect white crescent, and he looked at Percy in utter bliss. He wasn’t afraid of death, or… him, or whatever he could do to him. Percy wanted that, to achieve that.

“So what’s the point of these lessons?”

“To unteach you.”

That didn’t even remotely answer his question, Still, that’s a bit closer to the actual answer than he’d been before. Percy let out a breath, relaxing his hands, and speaking up.

“Okay. Sure. What’s a good plant for cooking, and… where can I find it?”

“That’s a great question, Percy. There’s one I really like called thyme, there’s a patch of it way out in…”

Lesson 2. Be truthful to yourself

[beesfairlyland]

hi love,I wanted to know if you've had any experience with lucid dreaming? because I have been trying to get into the void with lucid dreaming and rn I just woke up from a nap and had about five lucid dreams but I didn't enter in some dreams I affirmed for being in the void and after that I felt floaty and all other symptoms but nothing happened and in some dreams I affirmed for void portal but when I entered the portal nothing happened can you tell me what should I do for this love?If you can please do or can you link any blogger who can answer this

Hiii!!💗

So sorryyy fir responding you latee. And no i haven't had any lucid dream but ig this post can help you!! Instead of shifting affirmations use void affirmations.

Hope this helped you!!💗🫶🏻

-love, bee💗✨

[batz-zzz]

MARS I AM AWAKE PLS GIVE ME OC INFO :)

OKK OK OK OK

this is zenith!!! theyre my babe oc :) (i was drawing him before i took a nap but its not finished yet grrgrgr)

they/he/she pronouns! theyre genderfluid :)

unempowered human ofc,,, theyre around 22 or 23 i havent decided which yet >u<

they usually go by just Z or zen

shes super duper laid back and her presence tends to calm people down a lot!! she doesnt really know why lmao

he is. very much a loving asshole lmaoo and hes rly glad that ash and the rest of the pack can match his energy

really fucking good at making friends/making good impressions for some reason??? needless to say they got along really well with the pack once asher introduced them

she treats everyone she loves as like. a younger sibling even though shes younger than most of her friends :33

HELLLAAAA INTELLIGENT bro this dude is SMART. not particularly book smart, but theyre just really really good with problem solving; to the point where david asks them for help a lot when hes working on budgeting and stuff like that for the company

he works a boring ass office job that hes been wanting to quit since he and asher met. he wants to do smth that he actually enjoys but just hasnt got around to it yet

love love loves cats. so when they found out that milo had one, they were almost at his place more than they were home with ash– milo always saw it as babysitting

fun fact! her and rowan used to date!! they broke up on good terms but kinda fell out of touch when rowan started attending d.a.m.n

he collects funny looking pasta and loves showing them off to everyone who finds the box

ALSO they sign their name like this :)

[whiskeyswriting]

I posted 2,024 times in 2022

That's 2,015 more posts than 2021!

173 posts created (9%)

1,851 posts reblogged (91%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@callsign-dragonbaron

@cycbaby

@youlightmeupfinn

@therebeccaw

@stargazing15

I tagged 435 of my posts in 2022

#top gun maverick - 102 posts

#mrsjaderogerswrites - 92 posts

#top gun - 84 posts

#whiskey talks crap - 54 posts

#tgm things - 45 posts

#oh it’s some mail 💌 - 43 posts

#mrsjaderogersanswers - 43 posts

#tgm - 41 posts

#callsign dragonbaron - 39 posts

#jake hangman seresin - 33 posts

Longest Tag: 86 characters

#this is the prime example of taking characters and throwing them into alternate worlds

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Maverick: I know you snuck out last night, Slider.

Whiskey: Play dumb!

Slider: Who's Slider?

Whiskey: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

~*~*~*~*

Slider: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Iceman: You were flirting with Whiskey.

Slider: So what? They're my partner.

Iceman: You asked them if they were single.

Slider:

Iceman: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

~*~*~*~*

Whiskey: Bye Slider! Bye Iceman! Bye Maverick! Bye Goose! Bye Slider! Iceman: You said ‘bye Slider’ twice. Whiskey: I like Slider.

~*~*~*~*

Whiskey: Slider and I don’t use pet names. Wolfman: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Whiskey: Honey? Slider: Yes, dear? Whiskey: Wolfman: Don't ever lie to my face again.

~*~*~*~*

Goose: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Whiskey: Goose no. Slider: Mistlefoe. Whiskey: Please stop encouraging them.

~*~*~*~*

Goose: Whiskey isn’t answering their phone Slider: I’ll call Goose: Iceman and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Whiskey: Hello?

~*~*~*~*

108 notes - Posted November 2, 2022

#4

Love Me Like You - Chapter 1: Breathe

Read Chapter 2: A Mess (Happy 4 U)

😍pairing: Jake “Hangman” Seresin x F!Reader

💭summary: High school and college sweethearts. That’s what the two of you were. And that’s the keyword: were. What are you to do when you come face to face with the man that broke your heart three years ago?

⚠️warning: mentions of alcohol consumption

🎶 Song Inspiration 1: Breathe by Little Mix

🎶 Song Inspiration 2: A Mess (Happy 4 U) by Little Mix

🎶 Song Inspiration 3: Love Me Like You by Little Mix

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117 notes - Posted October 12, 2022

#3

How To Be A Heartbreaker: Rule 1

😍Pairing: Ron “Slider” Kerner x Reader

🎶Song Inspiration: How to Be a Heartbreaker by Marina

💭Summary: During your time in the Navy, you learned how to heal the hearts of the aviators, as well as yours. You also broke your fair share of them. Now you teach your favorite instructor’s granddaughter on how to be a heartbreaker.

⚠️warning: mentions of alcohol; Naval inaccuracies;

📝A/N: Goose is alive here! Reader’s call sign is Whiskey. Dividers by @firefly-graphics. Cover image and Slider banner created by yours truly (@mrsjaderogers) using Canva.

📝A/N2: This is a work of fiction. Please do not copy or post anywhere else. Feel free to like and reblog but do give credit. Any constructive criticism is appreciated. I do not own any of the photos included in this post. Photos used have been from Pinterest or Tumblr or Instagram. I also don’t own any of the characters mentioned.

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123 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

#2

What If I Missed You?

😍pairing: Beau “Cyclone” Simpson x F!Reader

💭summary: Can two people be lucky in life and have a second chance at love after their respective spouse passed?

⚠️warning: mentions of death and grief; age gap

🎶 Song Inspiration: What If I Missed You by Jesse McCartney

📝A/N #1: This is a work of fiction. Please do not copy or post anywhere else. Feel free to like and reblog but do give credit. Any constructive criticism is appreciated. I do not own any of the photos included in this post. Photos used have been from Pinterest or Tumblr or Instagram. I also don’t own any of the characters mentioned.

📝A/N #2: While no physical description is assigned to reader, she is in a band that does covers of musicals and other songs. Reader is between 29-34.

Read Part 2

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153 notes - Posted October 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Chaos Activated

📝 A/N: No prompt just word dump of hilarious chaos the Dagger Squad causes… Mainly the Chaotic Trio: Maverick, Rooster, and Whiskey (Reader’s Call Sign) Oh and Reader is Slider’s daughter…! Fic based on the comments of this post.

It was a miracle that Maverick and Rooster survived the mission despite the near death experiences. The both of them had to thank Hangman and you for saving them and getting them back to the ship.

What was more of a miracle was that Vice Admiral Cyclone did minimal shouting at Rooster for breaking orders and going after Maverick.

Now they were being taken to the infirmary to check and treat for any injuries. You don’t know why the doctors and nurses even bothered trying to separate the two.

Despite their rocky past, the two deeply cared about the other. You knew Uncle Mav did what he thought would be best for Rooster by pulling his papers. It was something you and your father never agreed with and expressed it to him.

Rooster was like a cousin to you and you knew he was just as stubborn as Mav. You couldn’t help but love the two to death. (Sometimes quite literally).

The weeks passed and you all found yourselves back at The Hard Deck. It didn’t matter how much you tried to behave, you knew, one way or another, Mav and Rooster would end up dragging you into their schemes.

“No! No! No way am I going to use my daddy’s name to get Cyclone to give us another three free days to play dogfight football,” you say.

“C’mon kid. You’re a Kerner. You’re Slider’s sunshine. He’ll move earth and planets to make the Navy listen to you,” Mav says.

“When did you turn into a poet?” You ask sarcastically.

Bradley throws an arm around your shoulder. “Princess. Whiskey… We all know Cyclone is sweet on you. Live up to your name Whiskey. Use those smooth words and seduce him.”

You can’t help but start laughing. “You do know I don’t have to seduce my own boyfriend?”

Penny comes over and refills your drinks. “I can already sense the chaos activating with you three.”

“I’m heading out to the beach to get away from these two troublemakers,” you say taking your drink with you.

Penny winks at them and at that moment the rest of the squad came out from hiding. “So is the plan set?”

Phoenix nods. “I’ll go keep her distracted for a moment but then Mav and Rooster come back into the mix while Yale and Fritz get Cyclone here.”

Fanboy starts setting up the camera to record the planned proposal.

But Penny knew. She already knew that whenever the three of you got together, nothing would ever go according to plan. She started closing out tabs and closing the bar early.

All of a sudden the aviators hear shouting and see Mav and Rooster running along the beach and you running after them yelling.

A group of college aged guys were following the three of you. It was then they realized that Mav and Rooster used you as bait to steal the guys’ football to start their own game.

Bob looks around a bit panicked. “Shouldn’t we stop them?”

You can feel uncle Goose and Ice just shaking their heads in disbelief. “I know… I know,” you mutter as you keep running after Mav and Rooster.

Penny finally rushes outside. “Did I miss anything? I closed off the bar. I didn't miss it right?”

Hangman hands her some popcorn (that mysteriously appeared) and a drink. “No you are just on time.”

Suddenly you feel yourself getting thrown over someone’s shoulders. You are about to start screaming, thinking it was one of the college guys. You then recognize the backside you’re looking down at. “Oh hey!” You give it a squeeze.

Maverick and Rooster stopped running and ended up explaining dogfight football to the college guys when they spotted you being carried by Cyclone. They shake their heads.

“As I live and breathe… I never thought I’d see Cyclone running at the beach?“

“Was that supposed to happen?” Bob asks looking around. “Did we all see the same thing?”

Phoenix wraps an arm around Bob’s shoulders. “Cyclones loves Whiskey too much to actually be mad at them. Mav and Roos on the other hand,” she says grimacing.

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155 notes - Posted October 10, 2022

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[shxtodxroki]

Match-Up Exchange

These are some match-ups done for @r0s3s26 as part of a match-up exchange we agreed to! Hi hi, thank you again for not only suggesting this exchange, but also for being so friendly and patient with me throughout it all :> You seem like a lovely person and I really enjoyed interacting with you! I really hope you enjoy your match-ups, and if you ever wanna pop by my blog again with a request or just to chat I’d be more than happy to hear from you! :D

For Haikyuu, I’d Match You With:

Tetsurou Kuroo! :)

Reasoning:

I went through several possible matches when reading your description of yourself, but especially when I read what you look for in a partner, I decided that Kuroo would be the best match overall! He meets all the qualities you look for in a partner, and I think you’d be exactly the kind of partner he’d adore in return. Y’all just make the perfect pairing, you match so well together <3

Headcanons About Your Relationship:

- For starters, Kuroo is absolutely the kind of partner who easily accommodates your social wants and needs. He’s a super friendly, sociable guy, so whenever you wanna go out together or with others he’s more than happy to accompany you and have a good time! But he also understands that when your social battery is running low, sometimes you just wanna go home and be able to relax after a day of socializing, so when you reach that point he’s happy to walk you home and give you a break from all the overstimulation 

- You also will never be the “odd one out” in any group as long as you’re with this man. He absolutely adores you, so whenever he’s out with you (especially the first few times he brings you to meet his friends/teammates, since he knows it can feel awkward meeting a new group of people all at once) he’s sure to include you and make you feel welcome. And his friends instantly take a liking to you, too, so as long as you’re with Kuroo rest assured that you’ll always be welcomed with open arms into any group he’s involved with :>

- When you get fired up about something you care about, he always loves seeing your passion and getting to hear you talk about the things you find important. He’s very good at providing a listening ear and giving you a space to get out those thoughts and feelings, everything you say is important to him so he’s always willing to listen if you have something you want to say

- When it comes to your gift-giving as a love language, he can always see the effort you put in whenever you give him gifts tailored specifically to him, and he makes a point to tell you how much he appreciates the gift and uses whatever you’ve gifted him frequently to show his appreciation as well. He finds it sweet how you enjoy giving gifts to those you love, so he’s sure to make you feel appreciated and recognized for the effort you put in <3

- And he’s SUCH a cuddly guy, too. Like, if you’re not into PDA or not in the mood for physical affection at any given time he’d respect you without question of course. But as long as you’re open to it, he’s always got one or both arms around you or is holding your hand in his, and he loves coming up and resting his head on top of yours as well <3 He does it partly to show you off and brag to everyone about how you’re his partner and no one else’s, but also just because he loves showing you how much you mean to him and how much he adores you, so he’s always super touchy and cuddly with you :D

- Kuroo had never heard of Dress to Impress before he saw you playing it, but once he saw you playing it he thought it sounded interesting and asked if you would teach him. It’s a bit of a learning curve for him to get over at first, since he’s never really played Roblox at all before, but once he learns how to play he gets so invested and loves playing with you! And he always gets so annoyed when he makes a reference that’s on theme and then doesn’t end up on the podium because no one gets his references lol, he’ll complain and whine to you about it all day and say that “No one votes fairly on this game >:[“ (But the second you give him some cuddles or play with his hair he forgets all about his loss lol)

- And in general he finds your interest in fashion so fun and endearing! I think he could be pretty decent at putting together a nice outfit if he felt like it and has ample time to do so, so when he feels like dressing up the two of you like to take OOTD pics (either to post or just to have, up to you) together because y’all just look like such an aesthetic couple together 

- He’s such a big supporter of all your dreams, so of course he fully supports your goal to become a fashion designer. He’ll listen to anything you have to say about it and help you with any school/work he can, even if that’s just being a model for you to work off of. And through Daichi, he even gets you in contact with Asahi (since he also ends up as a designer), since he wants you to feel supported and to have a supportive network in your goal :)

- Kuroo may be a fun, silly guy, but he’s also incredibly perceptive and can tell when you’re having an off day or when you’re feeling insecure and need a bit of reassurance. And he’s the kind of person who’s amazing at that kind of thing, he’s not afraid to be sappy and emotional with his words in order to show you his love and make you see how precious and important you are in his life <3

- Kuroo thinks you’re so, so gorgeous as well. He says it all the time, he often calls you “gorgeous” or “stunning” as a petname, and he means it every single time. He adores your fashion, loves your hair in every different style you use, he just thinks every single part of you is perfect and he doesn’t hesitate to tell you (and everyone else) that any chance he gets

- Bonus: Kuroo thinks you look SO GOOD in your glasses. Obviously he thinks you’re stunning all the time, but something about you wearing either of your pairs of glasses just has him shamelessly staring at you all day, and being a little more cuddly and affectionate with you because he thinks they make you look amazing hehe

Second Choice:

Like I said, I honestly had several possibilities in mind initially when deciding your match-up. Oikawa, Akaashi and Sugawara were all options in my mind, and I think that each of them could have been good matches with you in different ways. But Kuroo stood out the strongest and I just felt that out of all these options the two of you would enjoy one another’s company the most, which is why I eventually settled on Kuroo :>

Song For Your Relationship:

She Looks So Perfect by 5 Seconds of Summer <3

For JJK, I’d Match You With:

Choso Kamo! :)

Reasoning:

Honestly this match-up was a much quicker decision lol while reading your description of yourself Choso immediately stood out to me as a possibility for your match, and the more I read the more I thought the two of you would make an absolutely adorable pair! He’s pretty much everything you want in a partner and the kind of boyfriend who would absolutely adore everything about you, I just think the two of you would make an incredibly cute couple :]

Headcanons About Your Relationship:

- Omg okay first of all Choso LOVES how you style your hair! He thinks you’re just gorgeous all around but he’s especially in love with your hair, whether it’s in box braids, twists, or just has some cute clips in it :> In fact I think he’d like to borrow your clips and wear them if you’d let him, it makes him feel closer to him and he likes the way they look on him :)

- And on that note, Choso would honestly adore if you would style his hair for him :> Take it out of his little ponytails and brush it out, maybe add a clip or two, honestly you could do whatever you wanted and he wouldn’t complain. He’s big on physical affection just like you, and the feeling of you combing through his hair is just so gentle and intimate that it still makes him feel butterflies even after he’s been with you for years hehe :>

- And omg if you think he adores your style just wait to see how starry-eyed he gets when he sees your beautiful make-up <3 If I haven’t made it clear yet, Choso finds you absolutely perfect inside and out, and in every way possible. This includes your makeup, he finds the looks you create so gorgeous and creative. If you’re comfortable with it, I’m sure he’d take photos of you all the time and chance his lockscreen to a new photo of you at least once a week, both to show everyone he’s taken and just so he can admire your stunning face wherever he goes :>

- Choso’s also the perfect partner for you given he understands your social battery completely. Whenever you're excited and filled with energy, it makes him excited too and it’s really easy for him to match your energy and enjoy his time with you. But when he can see you winding down, he’s always more than happy to head home and give you some time to yourself or just some cuddles from him without needing to talk or socialize, whichever you’d prefer :)

- He loves how artsy you are in all kinds of ways! He thinks it’s so admirable and loves to see how you express your creativity through all different kinds of outlets as he supports you along the way. He fully supports your dreams of being a fashion designer, he’s truly so fascinated with the outfits you can style and your fashion sense. And he also adores watching you draw/paint if you let him, he loves how expressive you are and always compliments your work. 

- (And he won’t say it because he doesn’t want to pressure you, but if you ever give him a drawing or painting you made for him as a gift, it would be his favorite thing in the world. He absolutely loves owning something made by you, it makes his heart swell whenever he looks at it <3 He’d keep it hung up above his bed so he always has a reminder of you, and so he can brag about how talented his partner is whenever someone comes over)

- Choso’s an incredibly honest partner, he hates lying to you even over small things. When it comes to the things he values more than anything in the world (which would be you and his brothers) he just hates keeping secrets or doing anything that has the chance to hurt you, so he’s incredibly open and honest with you always <3 Lying isn't something you'd ever need to worry about with him as your boyfriend

- Once you’ve told him about your anemia, he’s always watching out for you and keeping a close eye out for any signs that you might be feeling dizzy or unwell. He’d definitely try and see if there’s any way his blood manipulation could be used to help you, but even if not, he’s quick to give you a bottle of water (because he always carries one around for you) and sit down with you if you feel dizzy and need a moment

- Choso would definitely love taking you on picnics! He’s not opposed to going out in public to a mall or something together, if that’s what you’re in the mood for he’d happily take you. But his favorite dates are definitely picnic dates, because he gets your undivided attention and the two of you can enjoy a nice little meal and just relax together without any other distractions for a while :] Plus the two of you can cook and plan a nice meal for the picnic together beforehand, he always loves eating anything you’ve cooked or baked and he really enjoys cooking for you or baking with you as well :>

- And while he can occasionally be a bit awkward or shy expressing himself through words (only because he’s worried he’ll say something wrong), the second Choso realizes you’re feeling insecure, he’s quick to pull you in and cuddle you close (if that’s something you’re comfortable with) and tell you how much he adores you. He could reassure you endlessly, you’re his favorite thing to talk about so never feel bad coming to him when you’re feeling insecure because he’s more than happy to praise you endlessly

Second Choice:

I briefly considered pairing you with Satoru, because I think he’d also be really interested in you and could meet a lot of the qualities you look for. You two could definitely be close, but he’s not always the best at reigning in his energy when others need some peace and quiet, so I figured Choso would be a better pick overall :>

Song For Your Relationship:

This is going to sound so incredibly cheesy but A Thousand Years by Christina Perri <3

[sweeterhoni]

right?! RIGHT!

like jay forcibly putting you into the mating press in a matter of seconds when you were just ass up and his hands were pushing your head down the pillow, yet now his hands were covering yours with a reassuring manner that he's there, he's here, he's still the one touching you while you recover from the short-lived shock of being thrown around as if you weighed NOTHING?! he'd be feral one second but the moment his whole body's pressing onto your folded ones, with your knees on his shoulders, he'd be the most gentle person ever.

he sometimes fucks with vigor as if you weren't his lover, only his fucktoy yet these ending moments with him always lasted the impression of sex with jay. it was his own moment, it was yours too. the moment you're in a mating press, it's not just about chasing his high. it's all about syncing with you, gentle and dreamy while his sweat drips down by your neck as he snuggles into you closer.

jay would whisper you sweet reassurances, apologizing for being rough, and calling you the sweetest names he uses on you. he'd kiss your cheeks when you babble that it's too much and you're close— jay would clench his jaw, he'd always try to sync with your orgasm to no longer prolong your overstimulation. he's thoughtful even when in bed.

jay's a family man and his favorite position is the mating press

he's fucking obsessed with the way your eyebrows furrow, with your eyes rolled back, and with how your mouth stays agape when he just fucks you balls-deep.

jay loves it when his sweat drips down on your chest, neck, or face or wherever it will— he goes feral and it's evident when he thrusts in you harder than usual. he loves it when your hands reach for his face as you struggle to keep your head straight, loves how he could press the paperweight kisses on your palms when you gasp for him.

he'd grunt a few times yet he silences it with your palm as you reach for him. biting and nipping at it as your eyes held its tears back.

fucking with jay is hot and feels hot— especially when he makes you feel like you're the only captivating person in this world.

[reliving-elegy]

💭

//Four answers//

Keane: "Maybe I should become a clown. Maybe then, no one'll laugh at me out of spite. Y'know, flip the cards a little."

Omen: "Eugh. I can smell the sugar from here. Whatever dentist he eventually captures to save his mouth will find only death."

Lord of Traitors "Lots of things deserve to exist. Clowns are not one of them."

Radge.... "Thing may as well be a rainbow twinkie: short, soft and cream-filled. It's a millennial palooza. Next thing you know, they'll be letting bees out of their hives, let all those flowers get molested! 'Pollenation' my ass, those black-and-yellow perverts have a plan! And the capitalist swine are behind it all! Yes, Porky Pig himself! I knew that was never 'all folks'! That reminds me, I should get revenge on the proletariat by finding myself a good ham. Maybe some bacon. Candied bacon- no WAIT, MAPLE BACON. Unless, the bees- wait, do they know how trees work? The whole 'eat the ground juice to make plant spooge' thing? I wonder if the bees have ever taken a class on the importance of chastity. That might explain why none of them are tired of plant-harassment yet, no one's tried boring them to death. Keep and maintain bees, for what- for WHAT, and never EVER explain the importance of consent?"

"Now, where was I... oh, hey, a clown."

[oceancoins]

💭 - If you have one, what does your headspace look like? Can either be in detail or just a simple answer!

🏳‍🌈 How many of your alters are lgbtqia+/mogai/liom?

🎤 What is everyone’s favorite songs?

�� : it’s like a planet that functions similarly to a minecraft world in regards to system layers and all that? that’s the best explanation i can give

🏳️‍🌈 : most of us! those who are cisallohet still feel somewhat connected to being queer due to a mixture of being a system and autistic.

🎤 : we won’t list everyone’s since we’re v v big, but we’ll share the main cluster’s faves. still a lot but considerably downsized lmao.

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noah : “probably touch-tone telephone by lemon demon or i/me/myself by will wood. but it changes often.”

bee : “she by dodie!”

achilles : “down with the fallen by starset.”

analog : “probably cabinet man by lemon demon.”

phil : “solider poet king by the oh hellos. it’s just so calming and reminds me of source.”

roxy : “literally anything by doja cat.”

tommy : “boys will be bugs by cavetown. it’s nice.”

eden : “today by the smashing pumpkins.”

five : “i don’t want to set the world on fire.”

joel : “hurt by johnny cash.”

ted : “idgaf by boywithuke. new but amazing.”

wolf : “i don’t have one! music is just cool. :-D”

[shxtodxroki]

I was just scrolling through the saikixreader tag and saw your Christmas gift request form, so I had to put one in(major Saiki cravings.) Then I went through a bit of your profile and you seem so so so sweet!! And I just wanna wish you happy holidays and I wish you sweetness and sugar and happiness and everything sugary <3

Also maybe moots??

Oh my goodness hi hi there, this message is legit so sweet and I'm so sorry I'm getting to this after the holidays! I gave myself a break from being online for a few days after the holidays since I was spending some time with family, and after that, I ended up with a pinched nerve/carpal tunnel in my hand that hurt pretty badly so I wasn't able to write/type and respond for a while! My hand is getting better now which is why I'm back online, but I just wanted to start by saying I'm so sorry I didn't see this before and I hope you enjoyed the holidays! <3

It may no longer be the holiday season but I don't think it's ever too late for gifts, so I will be working on your Saiki fic asap and I will tag you in it once it's completed :> Even if it won't be a holiday gift anymore I hope you'll still enjoy it when it's finished!

Your message was so sweet and lovely and I appreciate it so much, you seem like a wonderful person and if you're still interested, I'd love to be mutuals with you :D

[shxtodxroki]

This is for the matchups for Haikyu! There’s no one i wouldn’t wanna be matched with so anyone is fine!

Appearance: I have short brown curly hair that’s about shoulder length but when straightened it goes down to my butt (Shrinkage is real), I have Hazel eyes and i’m 5 tall. My skin color is pretty tan leaning on the warmer side and i’m Half Black Half Hispanic.

Hobbies: I really like singing and reading. In highschool, I do choir and musical theatre. For sports I love cheerleading and I love reading my favorite book atm is The Butterfly effect!

Personality: I’m an ENFP but when you first meet me i’m shy, really shy but i’ll gradually get more hyper and confident as someone gets to know me. I’m chaotic and a really nice. If someone i don’t know is being blatantly disrespectful i’ll be too shy to say anything but if it’s someone i know i’ll shut that shit down so fast. I’m the Mom friend of the group

Astrology (If you believe in that stuff): My Zodiac sign is a Libra! Birthday is Oct 22!

Extras: My favorite music genre is pop/K-pop. A few of my fav artists are ENHYPEN, Lana del rey and Melanie Martinez. My aesthetic is coquette and light academia. My favorite color is pink and my signature perfume scent is Miss Dior Absolutely blooming & Bath and Body works Champagne Toast! My favorite food is a good chicken sandwich and my fav dessert is Cheesecake! I think that should be everything! Thank you lovely! <3

Thank you thank you so much for messaging me and agreeing to this exchange, I had a lot of fun writing this and you were super friendly and nice to talk to! I hope you enjoy your match-up, I’d love to hear what you think once you read it! And you’re more than welcome to pay a visit to my blog anytime from now on, either to request something or just to chat! :D

I’d Match You With:

Koutaro Bokuto! :)

Reasoning:

Reading your description of yourself, my mind honestly just immediately went to Bokuto before anyone else! You two are so similar in a lot of ways, and even in the ways you differ I feel like they’d just make you match better together! He’s such a sweet, loving s/o, and you’re the perfect person to give him that same love and affection in return :D

Headcanons About Your Relationship:

- Bokuto absolutely love love loves that you enjoy cheerleading! Even if you’re not an official cheerleader for his team, he enjoys seeing you cheer for him in the stands and always looks for you to see your reactions when he does something particularly cool, and when he gets in slumps during games he now looks to you in the audience for a cheer as a pick-me-up rather than forcing Akaashi to give him another pep talk lol

- I can totally see Bokuto being the type of boyfriend to regularly bring food with him whenever the two of you hang out over at your house. He’s pretty much always hungry and knows what you like, so he frequently picks up some chicken sandwiches from your favorite restaurant and two slices of cheesecake from a local bakery on his way! It’s sort of become a ritual for the two of you after his games, and it always manages to lift his mood whether he’s won or lost :)

- Bokuto knows how much he loves having you come see his games, it means a lot to him to see you there and knowing you took the time out of your day to be supportive always warms his heart before a match. So in return, he always makes sure to attend all your choir concerts and your theater performances, no matter how he has to rearrange his schedule to do so <3 He wants to make sure you always feel supported and loved by him, and that you know that he’s just as committed to you as you are to him!

- And because you’re in choir, he also really loves hearing you sing :) Whenever he catches you singing when you’re over at his house or vice versa he’s quick to run into the room with a big grin and joins you (no matter how off-key he is lol he just wants to share the moment with you). And, on those rare days when he’s truly feeling down and having a hard time, he likes to lay his head in your lap and have you sing to him until he eventually drifts off for a nap :>

- I also think Bokuto would be a complete sucker for your curly hair, he just thinks it’s so so pretty! He loves watching you style it or do your hair-care if you have a specific routine and does his best to learn how when he does watch, so if you ever ask him to help he does his absolute best! He just loves getting to help you however he can, and he always thinks you look so pretty at the end <3

- He really really likes your signature scents as well, they both smell so nice to him and always remind him of you :> If he ever has a game away from school that you can’t join him for (after getting all pouty and whining about how much he’ll miss you lol) he always borrows one of your perfumes and spays it on his favorite jacket, because smelling the scent manages to comfort him and make it feel like you’re still there with him in some way. He sees it as a good luck charm <3

- I don’t really see Bokuto as a big reader, he doesn’t hate it or anything but it’s just never really caught his attention and he’s so busy that he just doesn’t often have time to pick up a book and relax. When you two start spending the night together more often, though, sometimes if there’s a book you’re really into he’ll let you read it aloud to him before bed and gets invested into the plot with you, or if you ask him to read a specific book, he does his best to (slowly) listen to the audiobook in his free time!

- Honestly I could see Bokuto being really into k-pop as well! He loves either bright bubblegum concepts or super aggressive, energetic ones (I can see him loving a lot of “noise music” songs, as someone who loves that kind of music myself lol) and whether or not he can dance, sometimes he tries practicing some of the choreography as a work-out if he doesn’t feel up to going to the gym some days! He’s also the perfect concert buddy, he gets so excited and loves singing along and doing all the fanchants alongside you!

- Bokuto very much has the same extroverted, bubbly/energetic and sometimes chaotic vibes that you do once you’re comfortable with someone, so the two of you match each other’s energy really well :D You’re the first person he goes to when he’s excited about something because he knows you’ll be just as giddy and excited as he is, and he just feels so happy and hyped up whenever he’s around you because you manage to return that same energy and excitement back to him!

- Though he’s a total sweetheart, Bokuto also doesn’t tolerate rude or disrespectful people in any form. Whether they’re targeting you directly or just making you uncomfortable and you don’t want to say anything, he’s quick to step in and tell them to get lost because he doesn’t like seeing you so overwhelmed or stressed out! He always wants you to feel at ease with him, and he’ll happily get rid of any disturbances in order to ensure that you do :D

Second Choice:

I also strongly considered Nishinoya when deciding your match-up, and I considered Akaashi as well! Noya gives me similar vibes to Bokuto in a lot of ways, and I could also see the two of you meshing really well together! For Akaashi he’s more subdued then the other two, but he’s incredibly supportive and may be a bit more of a balance for your extroversion, especially since he’s already best friends with Bokuto lol, but in the end I felt Bokuto just fit the best with your personality and interests :)

Song For Your Relationship:

Heart Attack by Chuu <3