#ведьмаку заплатите чеканной монетой

[hey-hey-hey-lover]

[типичный первый день работы полицейским под прикрытием]

БАНДИТ: На тебе что, прослушка?

ПОЛИЦЕЙСКИЙ В МОЕМ НАУШНИКЕ: Скажи нет

Я: Нет

БАНДИТ: Нет? А что у тебя за наушник в ухе

Я: Музыку слушаю

БАНДИТ: А ну отдай мне [забирает]

ПОЛИЦЕЙСКИЙ В НАУШНИКЕ: ВЕДЬМАКУ ЗАПЛАТИТЕ ЧЕКАННОЙ МОНЕТОЙ

[stoopidnightcrawler]

Hey there! We meet agai, in short time, this time.

Today I'm gonna talk about Ciri from Witcher new trailer.

And in my opinion... The goyim have been warmed up!

What am I talking about? I'll explain now.

First of all, most people just caught one frame and started judging the whole Ciri in the trailer, saying "Our girl was ruined".

Although in reality, it’s just an unfortunate combination of lighting and angle. Because in the rest of the trailer, Ciri really does look stunning.

Isn't she a cutie?

Time goes by. Kids grow up, girls become MILFs (I'm in Ciri's MILF squad). That's normal. But I'll get back to Ciri's changes later.

Secondly, the people were warmed up in The Third Witcher. More precisely, Ciri and her attractiveness were partly created thanks to makeup. It's just that we've never seen an adult Ciri without makeup, even in the baths. However, the modders did a good job of covering her face with Micellar. Here.. Take a look..

Yeah.. I see you're a little stupefied. But the question is. Does this really make her ugly? Not, to me. She's still quite a nice and pleasant girl.

Therefore, people initially had a somewhat incorrect idea of Ciri's appearance.

What's wrong with her simply changing her makeup? It's the same as blaming someone for swapping their stylish coat for an equally stylish jacket.

Well, and thirdly, let's return to the question of changing appearance. Wait... Has she really changed?

Yes. That's true. People's change when growing and gets old. No shit, right.

But.. How much has she changed? Well.. I doubted whether she had changed as a whole or not. But luckily I found this. Some anonymous person found suitable frames and outlined Ciri's face, as well as her eyes, brow ridge, lips and nose.

No shit again. This is still our girl, right?

Our girl is still the same as before. She just, like any other person, grew up. About ten years, approximately. In this, as for me, there is nothing bad, even more. Our Ciri became the absolute form of Milf (probably). Only advantages as for me. But... still, there are some minor changes, of course, lips and eyes mainly. But the changes are so minor that it is stupid to take them for critical changes.

So what do we have in the end? People who initially had not quite the right ideas about Ciri's appearance exploded because of one or two frames of the TEASER trailer.

At the same time, Ciri herself has remained herself, ten years later. She is well preserved (as if it is difficult to maintain your beauty at thirty years old) and has more or less the same face shape.

But people are still unhappy with what happened. Even more, they are outraged and demand that the Reds "fix" Ciri, when as... So what? What does she need to fix if there is actually nothing to fix? And it's worth remembering that Geralt and Yen themselves were a bit different in the early trailers for The Witcher 3.

Surprising, huh? Early developments, often polished and refined. Which is most likely what awaits Ciri.

And finally, remember. Don't judge something because of one small failure. Even now, you can see Geralt like this:

And here a little Absurd

//How the fuck did you break my Quen

[syrionuniverse]

За отсутствием ведьмака, плачу чеканной монетой таксисту.

P. S. В этой кучке примерно полторы тысячи.

[tysexsto]

Late “Toss a coin” from me~~~

[sagyunaro]

Omsk folk choir has covered “Toss a coin to your Witcher”

Ведьмаку заплатите чеканной монетой, чеканной монетой Уооу!

Toss a coin to your Witcher, oh valley of plenty,  oh valley of plenty

[youslavyoulose]

[imagine-ary]

Простити не простити 🌝 | Sorry not sorry 🌝

[hekuuu]

[satur-star]

Me: *singing toss a coin to your witcher in russin for 2 weeks*

Me: ok I'm done. hope I wont hear it in english I dont wanna sing it for 2 weeks again

YouTube recommendations:

[if-you-kn0w-what-i-mean]

Тред на Новый год.

Sorry i don't speak english well :(

If on December 31 at 23:04 the Witcher 2 series is included, then at 24:00 the Buttercup will sing.

TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER OH VALLEY OF PLENTY OH VALLEY OF PLENTY OHHHHHH

[alfaversionlunar]

Немного стеба с популярной шутки про "Ведьмаку заплатите чеканной монетой", только в нашей тусовке это...

[jirakory]

♡

[vorchanie]

В сети набирает популярность мем из сериала Netflix "Ведьмак". В фильме бард Лютик поет  Геральду песню "Ведьмаку заплатите чеканной монетой", которая сильно его раздражает. Но что если бы вместо нее звучала немного другая песня? Например, созвучная по смыслу песня группы Монгол Шуддан "Медная монета".  Представляем вашему вниманию воспоминания ведьмака-анархиста, ветеранам махновского движения посвящается

[ddankon-blog]

Ведьмак

Это шедевр

Ну я конечно актерское не заканчивал, но игра приятная. Смотрел в русском дубляже. Картинка приятная, сюжет не стоит на месте.

Кто то:Ведьмаку заплати

Мир: ЧЕКАНОЙ МОНЕТОЙ

[toneburst]

Омский хор — Ведьмаку заплатите чеканной монетой @ Philharmonic, Omsk, Russia, 2020 https://youtu.be/_qso8zgO1Bo

«Ведьмаку заплатите чеканной монетой» (в оригинале «Toss a Coin to Your Witcher»)

The Witcher - Toss A Coin To Your Witcher https://youtu.be/VMqVrKoLQt4