#“Silly-Strings!” ── * Crackpost
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abyssalthreads · 10 months ago
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"This guy. I swear he'd tell everyone to duck because he thinks his dick is that freaking big."
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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Yaval decided to not tie his hair up today. Totally not because he forgot and lost his Hairtie.. nope.
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abyssalthreads · 10 months ago
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"I see you wanted to try and get toasty huh?"
Yaval, just walks in and just sits in Luci's corner in his room. "Pretend I'm not here. I'm not going to heaven for a bit. >:|"
Lucifer looks up from the plugged in toaster he was trying to make so he could take a bath with it.
“.. got it uh pretend you don’t see me doing this .. “
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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"You know. All of this sin reminds me of a story when I was hunting down a human sinner." He paused and cleared his throat. "You see, it took me a while because apparently, he had invited his partner in crime over to a dinner, to my surprise it was a clown they were eating. I got caught because one of them stopped eating and asked the other-"
"Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
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"I never claimed I was a saint, now did I?"
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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Yaval stares closely before squinting "Why is there strawberry jelly and cake frosting on your face? Perhaps you could tell me where my missing Strawberry shortcake went?"
send “grip” to grip my muse’s jaw in your muse’s hand
“grip” [ From Yaval, and its platonic, obviously XD ] - @abyssalthreads
Lucid did not expect the larger angels hand to take hold of his jaw, forcing his gaze to meet Yaval’s. The younger angel offered a sheepish smile, blue wings giving a small flutter as they remained folded. As sneaky as Lucid can be, he had never been good at holding up under pressure.
“Yava..? Um, wh-whatcha doing?”
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abyssalthreads · 10 months ago
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"Adam, I don't wear my hair up anymore actually. The Duckbutt jokes are no longer relevant."
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@originemesis
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abyssalthreads · 10 months ago
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"Pokemon AND Digimon is cringe. And so does that one magic card game where the main character had one of the worst wardrobe malfunctions in history... Pick your poison."
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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"What is a 'thirst trap' exactly? Do you put a water bottle on a beartrap or something?"
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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He decides not to question what he had just witnessed. and goes straight to bed.
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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"Hells bells! Who the heck is screaming this late?!"
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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Yaval decided not to visit hell today and stays in his earth cottage to vibe.
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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One can hear what sounds like chicken sneezes. But it's in fact Yaval sneezing because he blew the dust off of a book and it got in his nose, every time he sneezes, his feathers puffed out.
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[ one more for good measure]
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abyssalthreads · 1 year ago
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@silverwingborn [X]
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"Oh skies above! It's time for some Hurdy-Gurdy! Rock n'roll style!"
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"Now we're CRANKIN''!"
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abyssalthreads · 10 months ago
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[ I did this for fun for Yaval. ]
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"... Not a word from anyone."
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abyssalthreads · 10 months ago
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"Wait a sec-where did that 14% even come from?"
[link]
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abyssalthreads · 10 months ago
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consider Yaval's change of tude as "angelic puberty"
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