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[honeydoor]

can we talk about this man and how he's so fucking hot???

[honeydoor]

damn she's so mother

umm I need that lolipop back ma'am 😳 - the photographer, maybe

[aliyahshiftsx]

How I shift to my drs with ease.

*taps mic and clears throat* the president of yappermania has risen I fear.

I figured I'd talk my ish about shifting and how simple it is because what the helly??? 😩 it's not as hard as people may make it seem.

Over the years, especially on shifttok in my opinion i feel like people make it seem like the so called 'methods' are the keys to make you shift when the key isn't nessecarily that. It's can be a tool but its not a key, believe it or not the the key is actually you!!

Those guided meditations, shifting methods ARE TOOLS.

You don't have to count to 100, lay in a starfish position and review your whole script every second of the day & memorise every intricate detail to shift. In fact you don't really need to do anything if you don't want to...

I shifted to my 2nd modern aot dr a week or two ago - with no script made just a few pics in a pinterest board & shifted to my other aot dr a month ago (although both times it was for like a millesecond) it purposely happened so a win is a win!!

HOW I DID IT. . . .

Once I realised that shifting is so incredibly easy, i let go of all those methods I forced myself to do partly because I couldn't be bothered..im lazy in hopes of waking up in my dr, I now know and don't hope.

i usually shift at night so i get into bed, think about my dr and accept that im actually there. it's done. I know im going to wake up in said place (in my case it was nyc)

sometimes my thoughts get the best of me, saying "If your there why are you-" or "are you sure you can do it-" i just laugh it off because i know it isn't true. my subconscious knows im a master shifter, i dont have to keep repeating myself because a person who's mastered something doesn't question. They just know...so why am i questioning myself? there's no need to stress.

ask yourself questions like - "Why am i so good at this?" "How do i shift on every try? thats crazy. and i hardly do anything too. minimal effort." Instert Kamala Harris' laugh fr. feel free to giggle because it's too easy. You keep winning over and over again!

Wake up in your dr.

That's quite literally it. Now go serve face in your dr babes!

[improbable-outset]

Sad lonely man who only has an AI assistant to keep them company and are the best girl dads <3

[bobbeshwar]

Everytime a femdom!reader smut fic ends in the character flipping the reader over and going, “heh, my turn😈” an angel loses it’s wings.

[strnilolover]

matthew keep the beard PLEASE. i’m BEGGING YOU.

[honeydoor]

I'm not ironically almost crying watching things about Team Brazil at the Olympics, we may not be the best country in many things, but we try hard and you can see that in our delegation, I'm very proud of each achievement in Paris 🥹

[y2kstarr]

guys-

i just had a thought-

[touyafootfetish]

he’s looking more like he did when he was a kid 🩵

[honeydoor]

I feel a huge need to sit on his face

240915 JENO

[gojosconsort]

[yailtsv]

the full video to that screenshot that was posted 🤗

i wish kaitlyn didn’t have to go so soon so that she could have also been celebrated 🥲

[improbable-outset]

Do you think that Miguel would be the type to continue the argument during sex 💀 maybe if his partner was as stubborn as he was

Can you imagine how broken their sentences would be while arguing

…

Miguel, thrusting you from behind: you…always..think…hmm..you’re right…even when…Hm…you’re not…

You, taking him, ass up and face against the pillow: I am…ah…right…this time—you’re…oh fuck…just to stubborn to admit it—

Miguel, probably trying to muffle you with the pillow: me? You’re— the one that…won’t let this go…

You, moving your head away from the pillow: because..ah—i’m…right—you just…can’t…ah— handle it!

Miguel: I’m..handling—this just…fine—

You: well…you’d…better…errr— admit…ah—I’m right…or this won’t happen—again!

Miguel: okay okay…we can…Hm argue later…let’s just…focus…hmph…on this

You: ah— fine…you’d better be ready….to admit…ah…it later

Miguel: fine fine…right now…I need you…to come for me

Pffttt

[bobbeshwar]

“I know he talks you through it” “I know he guides you through it”

People need to be more creative what about, “I know he goes a little stupid when he puts it in” or, “I know he tugs you back by your hair when he’s getting close” or, “I know he moans and whimpers into it while he’s eating it” ???

[strnilolover]

guys one of my fics has been used in an edit, i’ve made it 😛 (fic in it is ‘STAY WITH IT’ btw)

edit creds @/madisdollie on tiktok

[honeydoor]

ok girls, what about san girl's dad??? or better: dilf san who is the father of one of your students who has a crush on you and would do anything to fuck you.