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Things Battinson Totally Did During His First Year of University

Using Unhinged or Odd Things I Also Did as a College Freshman :D

Note: for this list, let’s believe Bruce was living in an (admittedly expensive and swanky) dorm because it is required for first-years, especially those entering at a young age, and Alfred told him he needed to make friends. Also yes I did every single thing on this list. I never claimed to be a role model

Bruce, to his TA: I’m so sorry I’m late to class. I gave blood a few hours ago and almost fainted on the way here, but it won’t happen again.

Signs up for a class called “Age of Dinosaurs” despite it not being required whatsoever and proceeds to work his entire schedule around it

Bruce: Your mental health is super important. If you think you should see the on-campus therapist, go see them. Friend: Fine. I’ll sign up for therapy if you sign up for therapy too. Bruce: Hold on-

Finds a loophole in his housing contract that allows him to get a pet frog, calls him kermit :)

Gets a second frog because Kermit was lonely, names it Constantine after Muppets Most Wanted, then realizes that they’re gay for each other. Wonders if the rainbow-colored rocks he got them triggered anything

Swings dramatically between calling Alfred every single day and ghosting him for weeks, cries when he realizes what he did

“Accidentally” joins the student body council, doesn’t know what he’s doing, gets re-elected anyway

Molds a dragon out of Laffy Taffy instead of doing his work

Bruce: *joins Honors, gets all A’s, takes the max amount of classes, has several minors, overachieves* Also Bruce: I’m a failure.

Breaks into a building after hours to study because NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE LIBRARY

Bruce: I will not get seasonal depression this year. Bruce: *gets real and seasonal depression that year*

Meticulously schedules his day with a color-coded planner because if he sits down for too long, the thoughts will consume him

Gives a presentation to his rhetoric class on how much he likes Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (it is 20 minutes long)

Successfully allocates funding from the student body council to pay for free feminine products in the dorms OUT OF SPITE because someone said it couldn't be done. fuck you, Andrew

Bruce: It is not an all-nighter if I go to sleep before my first class. Friend: It is 7:30am, the sun is in the sky, and your first class is at 12:30. Bruce: But I am getting sleep.

Refuses to go anywhere without his backpack because what if he needs three notebooks at once

Loses over 20 pounds because ✨stress✨ and scares the shit out of Alfred when he comes home for Thanksgiving

Argues with his TA over the one (1) question he got wrong on his Dinosaur exam

Bruce, calling Alfred: Hello father figure. How do I do taxes? Do I have to do them myself? Also, I think I’m having a panic attack.

Joins in on a charity arts-and-crafts project that gives kids books with matching activities made by volunteers, proceeds to commandeer the project because “it’s not color-blind friendly” and rewrites the instructions for everyone

Makes a murder wall

Goes to one (1) sports game and proceeds to leave in the first ten minutes because it’s way too loud wtf is wrong with people

Professor, addressing the lecture hall: I dare you to write an essay about these two sentences. Bruce: *writes an essay about six words, gets a 100, never even read the book*

Crawls into the ceiling for some alone time

Ghosts someone after a date because he’s too scared to tell them he didn’t know it was a date in the first place and now he feels bad

Classmate: How tf does he walk across campus that fast? I go in the same direction he does on my bike, and he’s always ahead of me. Bruce: *is gay sprinting to Dinosaur class*

Refuses to let others use his Favorite Pen TM

Constantly gets mistaken for a Grad Student because he is “so wise and mature” (bestie, that’s the autism)

Alfred: *casually mentions he got into a car accident through text* Bruce: *replies with a meme while hyperventilating because he doesn’t know what to do with that information??!*

Wears a suit to one of his finals

Regularly eats non-organic food for the first time in his life, proceeds to learn about several allergies Alfred forgot to mention he has

Writes “What is a Hot Pocket?” in calligraphy and proceeds to laugh his ass off alone in his dorm because he is so exhausted he’s reached the point of delusion

Locks himself out of his dorm right before class, frantically asks the floor group chat if someone can help, proceeds to tell the nice gay man on the floor who saved him “I love you” because his social skills have hit rock bottom

Makes a little music album display next to his desk for his favorite band (Nirvana) His friends call it a shrine, and they are technically correct

Has a blacklist of people he refuses to interact with because Reasons

Counselor: What do you want to do when you graduate? Bruce: *gestures vaguely*

Refuses to take the bus because there are people in there and he doesn’t like those

Loses one of his frogs, how tf did he do that, they’re fully aquatic, oh fuck, this is probably why they got rid of that loophole a year later because unbeknownst to Bruce, he accidentally started a frog revolution in the dorms, btw he SWEARS he did not mean to do that

Has two trash cans in his room: one for the Good Garbage, and one for the Bad Garbage. Only Bruce knows which is which

Bruce: *writes a creative piece about a ship’s final thoughts as it sinks, bringing its passengers down with it* TA: Absolutely lovely, Bruce, but are you okay?

Goes on Night Walks, keeps himself safe by maintaining a level 12 resting bitch face at all times

Earns the nickname “8th floor cryptid” after pacing the halls at 3am when it’s too cold for Night Walks (honestly tho how tf didn’t he get the nickname earlier?)

Bruce: Do you think a depressed person could do this? Bruce: *has a manic episode*

Okay that's all love you BYE

[sawamiyukiss]

🌸✨Jujutsu Kaisen Pre Relationship Headcanons 🌸✨

Here's a couple of my pre-relationship headcanons for some of the main characters of JJK. I think you can tell my faves are Choso and Nanami. 🌸 ⋆｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ . ⋆｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ ｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ 🌸

✨Photo version here. TikTok version here ✨

🌸✨ Gojo Satoru 🌸✨

Makes fun of you like it’s his job. He will be the first to crack tf up if you trip before offering you a hand

Has no concept of personal space around you

He makes plans for your future as if you’re already dating, like where you’ll vacation together. “We should rent a cabin for Christmas”

🌸✨ Shoko Ieiri ✨🌸

You can never tell if she’s flirting with you or not

She’ll say the flirtiest little things and be so nonchalant about it

🌸✨ Nanami Kento ✨🌸

Quietly takes care of you / Quietly goes out of his way to care for you

He’ll bring you your favorite drink before meetings

Always has an extra water bottle for you after practice

Is always asking if you’ve eaten yet / getting enough rest

Always opens your doors

Ties your shoes for you

🌸✨ Choso ✨🌸

He’s the sweetest most caring guy ever

He’s always checking in on you

Wants to make plans to hang out all the time

He will never do anything to make you question his feelings

🌸✨ Ino Takuma ✨🌸

He wants to impress you so bad

Tries really hard to be chill around you but you make him so nervous he trips up

“Pretty- You- I mean, you look pretty”

🌸✨ Sukuna ✨🌸

Teases you to hell and back

Pretends like he doesn't have the biggest crush on you

Will make fun of your taste in movies and tv, but only because he enjoys hearing you argue about it with him

🌸✨ Suguru Geto ✨🌸

He won't text you first but he will always reply to your text within minutes

He’ll make you a coffee/tea and pretend like he only brought it for you because he made extra or offers to make some for you but plays it off like he was already getting up to make himself some

🌸✨ Toji Fushiguro ✨🌸

He has like 20 different pet names for you and they're all a variation of sweets

Makes time for you. Will call you before bed even if he's exhausted from whatever he did that day (can't even say from work because lmao)

He's kind of dry through text

He never lets you run into any danger. Will make sure you walk inside the sidewalk and holds his hand out for you to hold when crossing the street

🌸 ⋆｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ . 🌸 ⋆｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ 🌸 ⋆｡ﾟ｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ 🌸

🌷✨ More characters and stories coming soon! Thank you for reading! 🌸💌 Requests are Open! 💌🌸 Feel free to send in headcanon ideas, drabble requests, etc! 🎀✨

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[p1utofairy]

PAC: “one hit of your love addicted me. now i’m strung out on you, darlin’, can’t you see?” 🕊️🕰️✨📨

• what will your first love be like?

disclaimer ✩: take what resonates, leave what doesn't. i wanted to try something new by including edits but ofc tumblr is annoying and doesn’t let you post more than 1 video ugh. hope you all enjoy this though! love you much.

PILE ONE.

hey pile 1 🎀 right off the bat i gotta say…your person could possibly give anakin skywalker vibes visually lolololol very tall, handsome and broody. i'm also thinking of jon snow from ‘game of thrones’ hmmm i think this just ties into the fact that your person is in their bag a good 85% of the time! they analyze and process their thoughts & emotions a lot, and this won’t change especially when it comes to their love and devotion for you. they are very intense and purposeful when it comes to love — there’s no faking it or forcing it. they say what they mean, and mean what they say. they hold themselves to a very high standard so i think they’ll be in their head a lot when it comes down to approaching you/courting you. they want to make sure that they’re doing and saying the right things…they want to make sure that you’re comfortable. they will prioritize you and take the time out to really get to know you! they don’t want to do the whole cliché “wyd” texts or just take you out to the movies. no, they want to be able to take you to places you’ve never been before & treat you to beautiful experiences that will stay with you forever. that’s how highly they think of you, pile 1! they think you deserve the best of the best and they will do everything in their power to give you just that. this person has been through a lot in their life and they’ve felt so alone and misunderstood. 9x out of 10 if they just got out of a relationship, their ex didn’t understand them or couldn’t match them emotionally. your person is big on ��everything happens for a reason” so when you come into their life they’re going to feel so much joy and relief, it’s like you’re their saving grace. it’s that energy of — where have you been all my life? that scene of anakin and padmé in ‘star wars: attack of the clones’ on the balcony is coming to mind…the longing in their eyes before they share their first kiss. a lot of people may talk about y'alls relationship/how y'all got together. it's nothing scandalous…i just see people being infatuated? i’m picking up a lot of outside influences/opinions so just be careful of that…don't have too many people in your business cause i’m picking up that some of these people don’t have the best intentions and are secretly jealous. it’s giving very much “fan behavior” hm they might keep tabs or ask lots of questions about you and your person’s relationship…it’s weird. i think for some of you, you’ve been single for a long time, so it’s going to be a shock to a lot of people when you pop out with this person. once your person comes into your life you may start to notice multiple people show romantic interest in you and you’ll be like??? where tf were y’all at when i was single for ____ years?! LMFAOOOOO that’s hilarious but back to your first love, it’ll be beautifully intense. i see you giggling a lot, staring at your person with big starry eyes and a lot of physical touch between you two. it may not even be in a flashy way? i can just see you coming up behind them and placing a hand on their back to make your presence known…i see a lot of moments of them holding you in their arms and resting their forehead against yours — they’re looking at you with so much intensity…deep concentration and passion etched across their face and you just break out into this bright smile and they just melt. you look so innocent compared to them like there’s this light in your eyes that’s left their own a long time ago, but they feel so safe…so free to be themselves when they’re with you. you’re their heart, pile 1. i’m hearing that scene from ‘the bear’ when carmy tells sydney “i couldn’t do it without you. i wouldn’t even want to do it without you…” AWWWWEEEEEE.

via tnqkins on tiktok

other channeled messages:

who's that girl? by eve, shravana moon/rising, doe eyes, baby pink, curly hair, strong arms, yin & yang energy, younger/age difference, vishaka scorpio moon, hypnotic gaze, 10:10, mirroring each other, distinct cologne

PILE TWO.

heyyy pile 2! you will NOT expect to fall in love with this person wow, your feelings for them will actually catch you off guard. this person is not your usual type and that's what's so intriguing about them…you’ll never know what to expect with them; they’ll keep you on your toes. i think that you keep repeating cycles or keep going back to someone who is no good for you, but once you meet this person there’s no going back. you’ll gravitate towards them like a month drawn to a flame lol you can’t fight these feelings even if you wanted to. you might meet this person through a mutual friend or meet them in a group setting, i see other people around you both as you talk and get to know each other. there’s so much warmth that this person radiates…they feel like home to you. a hug from them could fix your bad day, a kiss from them could make your heart skip a beat 🥹 and their smile?! to see them smile at you will give you an instant serotonin boost. this relationship feels divine…it feels fated. it’s giving “right person at the right time” like everything leading up to this connection will make so much sense once you’re actually together. some of you that chose this pile are quick to self-sabotage or cut off a relationship before you can get too emotionally invested. you’ve built these walls up because you’ve been through a lot of shit and you don’t want the extra baggage a relationship can sometimes bring, but it’s gonna be different with this person. you’re going to be so open to receiving their love and reciprocating it, there’s going to be such a healthy balance between you two. i’m hearing that this person is going to be a wish fulfillment, pile 2. this might be a long distance relationship at first — you might have to travel to see each other or you both will like to travel to different places together. they will value you so much! they will wine and dine you, surprise you with your favorite things and make sure you always have whatever your heart desires. they love you and they will have no problem showing that.

other channeled messages:

short king, sagittarius, bisexual, when harry met sally, opposites attract, capricorn man, matcha latte, boyfriend by big time rush, saturn dominant, west virgina, virgo/6H placements, ruby, freckles

PILE THREE.

pile 333 🦢 whoa i'm already picking up that this is a love that only grows stronger and better with time; it ages like fine wine. WOW WOW WOW. i'm ngl i feel like this person is your divine counterpart…when i say you two are a match made in heaven — i mean it. you complete each other in ways that other people will never truly understand. there’s this unspoken love and desire between you two initially; i see you both stealing a lot of glances at each other, waiting for the other to cave in and say something…anything. you both want to close that space between you but don’t know exactly how to. i don’t think either of you has ever felt this way before about anybody 😮‍💨 this love is strong AF. it’s never a dull moment between you two, there’s always that underlying passion and spark ready to consume you both. i’m picking up that either your ex or their ex is going to be very envious of this relationship. they almost feel blindsided in a sense…they thought you were going to come back to them and give them another chance, so it's going to make them feel some type of way when they see that you’ve moved on. please be cautious of this ex pile 3…they don’t have good intentions at all and i pick up an obsessive vibe from them. we are blocking that all the way out 🧿 anyways! your person’s love language is more than likely quality time…they loveeeeeee spending time with you and stepping out of their comfort zone to try things that you like. there’s a solid friendship at the root of this connection pile 3…like not only is this person your lover, but they’re also your best friend wrapped into one. you will give them the key to your heart and vice versa. any other options or third party situations will be cut off/left behind because all you both can see is each other! nothing and no one can tear this relationship down because it’s built on such a strong foundation, you can see yourself with this person years down the line from now and they feel the exact same way. you’re home to them. i know this is your first love pile 3 but i wouldn’t be surprised if they popped the question 💍 — i'm just sayinnnnnnnnnn!

other channeled messages:

feel it by jacquees ft. lloyd & rich homie quan, la perla lingerie, just left a toxic relationship, rock the boat by aaliyah, air sign placements, 26, 111, lemon drop, leo, jaded by drake

[tanukitsuneko-suki]

build episode 44 thoughts:

- no more memes i’m expressing myself solely through text

- kazumin and gentokun i’m sorry i know you guys are trying your best but this is so funny to me. can you imagine the guilt they’d feel after senryuu saves their asses

- THEY JUST GAVE UP ROFL

- ah. Oh. Okay. One last bottle if they succeed with kazumin and gentoku. huhhhh i wonder who would that be 🤔

- maybe there are parallel universes involved. because i do wonder. i know k** has that even if only in the spin-off movie

- i think the dad is Good actually but i kinda hate his ass atm so ✌︎('ω')✌︎

- my son looks like a moron in these contraptions

- half-naked banjo and he’s unmoved ohhhh i could never

- BLIZZARD KNUCKLE FUCK I KNEW IT!!!! I FUCKING KNEW HE’D LOOK GOOD IN ICE/AS AN ICE DRAGON FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SENTO SAIKOU DESHOU TENSAI DESHOU 😭🙏🙏💙💙💙💙💙❄️❄️❄️

- KONO MAMA ARUKI TSUDZUKETERUUUUU

- oh my god they ARE getting turned into lost smashes 😭😬

- wait. the episode title??? THE END OF EVOLT??? HUH?

- they’re so fucking suicidal too damn okayyyy

- “at first it was for my home.” so now is it for sento or what :-|

- they’re so funny acting in the tubes btw

- hell NAHHHHH THEY JUST DROPPED BY THE FACILITY FOR A FREE UPGRADE 😂

- AND THEY JUST FUCKING RAN AWAY GENKAZU STOP YALL ARE TOO FUNNY😭😭😭😭

- do you guys think they also stayed up playing monhun too

- married couple saving their bachelor friends lmfao

- i think it’s funny. like. mid-season i was still unconvinced it’s that shippable but. they’re literally giving married couple vibes atm. which is a feat coming from two men who feel TOTALLY single when you don’t see them with each other

- it’s the unwavering trust they have for each other

- he’s giving sento lore exposition/enemy intel while saying his villain speech that’s why i’m not really convinced he is evil

- oh yeah see exactly (he just proved me right 2 seconds later)

- have i mentioned that the kazusen neck caress got to me last episode

- “and besides, we don’t want to be a burden to you guys anymore” NOOOOOO BABYYYY NOT LIKE THIS 😭😭 I WANTED YOU TO LEVEL UP BUT NOT LIKE THIS

- banjo continues to be insane as always❤️ go king

- KAZUMIN😭😭😭😭😭 FUCK

- to be fair i’ll throw hands for a banjo ryuga body pillow too

- banjo being interested in sawa in a bikini is throwing me tf off 😂

- hehe…hehe lol…. can’t take grease and rogue to fights…but it’s okay if it’s him and banjo…hehe…hehe best match 🥰❤️💙 red blue magma ice hehehe…

- i think if either of them dies rn it would be really bad

- aaaah evolt is getting suspicious

- i actually like that sento pushes banjo so hard because that means he relies on banjo a lot. it’s a connection as if the other is their own person. there’s nobody else sento trusts more in the world right now other than banjo

- UWAAAAH AND BANJO RESPONDING IN KIND 😭😭😭 BEST MATCHHH ❤️💙❤️💙

- y’all think their cell service providers are eavesdropping on their calls lol

- banjo eating gentoku’s shitty food with no reaction 😭 my man’s tastebuds have been BURNED

- fuckass evacuation center sleeping quarters 😭

- BANJO WAKE UP

- sento is very wife-shaped

- YAYYYYYYY HELLO YOU GUYS

- heated drama between men..

- GENTOKU LMFAOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭

- HOW DO YOU GO FROM EARLY SEASON BIG BAD TO COMIC RELIEF HE’S KILLING ME. REWATCHING BUILD IS GONNA BE SO UNSERIOUS 😭😭😭 GENTOKU

- so cute babyyyy ❤️🐇

- hmm…evolt vs. chronicle..i wonder…

- it’s saying all this shit but it can’t even do anything without them fixing its driver lol

- well we have five episodes left so..?

- no you didn’t win 😭 my sweet summer children

- aaaah. it was staged ✨ very yabai ne

- the triple baka standing at the back lmfao 😭😭 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

- well nevermind maybe he really is evil 😭 you really can’t trust estranged fathers man…

[celustine]

taglist

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more to come, i'll update it as i go.

[yeehawthethird]

Chad headcanons!

I hope you meant Chaz because who tf is chad 😭

Chase builds so many legos it’s insane

Is got him one of those Lego flower bouquets for like a date and dude almost had a mental breakdown (it’s the ✨trauma✨)

When they sleep they gotta have both like three fans and three blankets on them because they both have very different internal temperatures 😭😭

Their closet is like 85% flannels and they make no distinction between who’s is who’s

Double dates with Bree and Skyler

Douglas understands the gay and figured sth out so that chase can stop sleeping in a fucking glass tube because really wtf was that 😭😭😭 so

Chase has the most agridous bedhead because he sleeps like a fucking maniac (he has accidentally thrown kaz out of the bed on multiple occasions 😭😭😭😭)

If they have a house it has so many books (both comic books and regular books) and their all alphabetized because of chases magical autism power

If they stopped eating Chinese food for a month the place they order from from be like “damm y’all alright?”

They both have terrible sleep schedules and yet worry about each others sleep schedule

This

All of their pillows are like orthapidic because they deal with so much neck pain (don’t ask me why I just KNOW their posture is terrible)

Remind each other to take their meds

Their text convos are very unhinged in a very endearing way

They share custody of so many stuffed animals

(This one is from @secretsandlabrats) chase like has his own Lego building shed shack thing because why not everyone deserves hobbies (it reminds me of the commercial that’s like “somebody burned down my she shed”

Chase will like absentmindedly pick at his skin (because dermatillomania) and kaz will like let him know and shit

Idk if any of these make sense because my brain is fried but like feel free to keep sending me asks and shit I really like em!!!

[fainthedcherry]

PARAMORE RELEASED THEIR A24 TRIBUTE COVER TODAY. AND I GOT INSPIRED BY THE LYRICS AND THE VISUALIZER.

IMAGE CREDITS BC VERY OBVIOUSLY THIS IS AN EXPERIMENTAL PIC COLLAGE PIECE PRIMARILY BELOW DESC (I DID NOT TAKE THE COOL PICS OBV.)

OK GIANT CREDIT BLOCK GO (Freepik and pexels my beloved saved my entire college year lmao):

1 OCEAN WAVES

2 OCEAN WAVES AGAIN

3 YES A THIRD OCEAN WAVE

4 VERY COOL DROPLETS

5 FLAME. OO FIRE PRETTYYY /POS

6 BG I CHEATED YOU INTO BELIEVING IS RAIN

The drawing though is made by my acoustic arse /lh

THE LYRICS ARE TAKEN FROM THE VID I LINKED. HAYLEY'S VOICE MY BELOVED AND FOREVER DEAREST ENTIRE BAND /POSPOSPOS. I wanna sing like Hayley so badly, she is such an idol to me, when it comes to vocals and I wish to sing as expressive as her some day 🤧✨💖

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WHAT MORE CAN I SAY, OTHER THAN I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH SHORT DRAWINGS, THAT TAKE UNDER A DAY TO COMPLETE TO FIGURE OUT SOME THINGS I WANNA DO AS AN ARTIST AND POSSIBLY COMMISSIONS. + These drawings genuinely kinda de-stress so it's been free therapy too, oops. I wanna do more of these vector-style drawings, that are just me taking lyrics and creating these fun collages, of things that inspire me or I like. It's a chill practice and lets my creativity actually do the work for once, instead of my usual need to outdo myself in every drawing and improve lmao. Improvement is cool and all, but dear god did I not realise how hard my need for perfection last year stress and strangle me tf out. I seriously need to re-evaluate the way I approach art as this massive, intimidating medium, when most artists literally draw for fun, and for me it's been like...A Sisyphean task.

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If you enjoyed seeing this, I might make a sequel with C'est Comme Ca and w/ Marco in it instead and a red BG,, if I want to, I might turn these into a series, just like those aesthetic icon drawings I made of my 2 boys, started Lotta, and IMMEDIATELY lost that sketch due to my USB's death back in 2022 and lost all motivation for art due to that massive loss /neg

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Not sure what else to add here other than my thoughts that I already did!! Other than ofc, the usual, MASSIVE thank you to my friend Hollowed-Hartlocke for introducing me to Paramore back in 2019 <3

Think I'm done rambling now tho!! OH WAIT. I can add, that I had to actually pull out Adobe Illustrator just to add stretched text for aesthetic purposes. Then I got so impatient with the effects panel not showing me the usual layer-effects and me being too lazy to look up, whether InDesign was the one, that had the usual layer effects I use in an Adobe program or not. Btw still mooching off my college acc that shoulda been dead long ago but just isn't??? LMAO I'M STILL GONNA USE IT IF I CAN ALRIGHT.

OH YEAH BTW. This drawing took 3 hours. NO I'M NOT KIDDING. PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY BE SHOCKED THAT SUCH A LAZY LOOKING PIECE TOOK SO LONG. BUT I GENUINELY AM RATHER SHOOK THAT I TOOK SUCH LITTLE TIME TO CREATE THIS. TBF I threw MOST proportion checks and canvas flips I do out the window, so there's a BIG chance I will hate this, if I flip the canvas xD ANYWAY I RAMBLED LONG ENOUGH I THINK NOW. JUST ENJOY EXPERIMENTAL ART

^Before-bed edit; Yeah his torso's a TAD too much leaning to the left, it's off-center to the rotation of his pelvis to be in fact, but maybe? I'll roll with this mistake. It kinda gives the piece its abstract nature..I kinda like the mistake?? This is the first time in my life I ever tolerated a mistake I did and now declare it on purpose and will probably build one into the next piece as well. Hell, maybe it'll yield an interesting result. Anyway, it's 12PM as I write this, and I have to get up at 4AM for my train soOooo, yeah, gotta sleep ASAP for school.

I have NO clue again what to 100% accurately tag this, so forgive me if the tags are wrong LMAO, I just will believe what I believe it has overlaps w/ within art-genre.

This piece kiiinda gives pop art??? So I'm gonna tag it as such as well, but but might be incorrect. If a pop-art enjoyer wants to correct me, PLEASE DO. I'm going off the definitions of pop-art I learned in high-school. So I could most def be wrong about me adding this tag in particular. How tf do people confidently tag their posts when I doubt almost every tag I add man. Tagging is the worst part of uploading art to me due to how hard it is to label art really, not meant to be in a genre. xD

Def adding Paramore tags tho bc I NEED to know more Paramore fans out there bc we feel like such a tiny community, when they're literally one of the most influential rock bands of the 2000s and 2010s imho AUGH

[gurugirl]

i’ve been meaning to give a mini update but haven’t really got the time so i’m just gonna bulk it up here. yasss if you don’t mind

BASICALLY!

you got mini promo in my critical thinking lecture bc we were learning about Buddhist philosophy and my professor was like yeah these stories usually have a ✨guru ✨ and i was like OMG I KNOW HA! so yeah that whole week you were living rent free in my mind like woah!

and then i started talking to this person, not talking in like a omg this has the potential to be something more bc now that i think about it… i think i might be aromantic or something or it could just be that i have some like unresolved deep rooted subconscious trauma i need to work through to feel comfortable being vulnerable around someone… let alone a MAN ugh. anyways yeah the thing is when i told my roomies that this person may be idk have the intentions of being more than friends i got this feeling my roommate might have feelings for this person so i was like woah i need to back tf off. like to me if they did have feelings i would’ve used it as a way to get my virginity over and done with like GET HER OUT OF HERE! but now i’m setting up that boundary and i tell my roommate like girl you need to do something about this crush and she’s like no no you texted first and i was like GIRL I DONT LIKE THEM! but yeah i’ve hung out with them like twice and yeah im not feeling it at all, call me fucked up but they’re just too nice, it’s like they’re beating around the bush with me and prioritizing my feelings like hello? that’s not how i work, i’m so indecisive don’t put every decision we make on me yk? and they’re also very feminine which i feel really bad about saying bc they’re non-binary/ gender fluid but i tend to be attracted to more masculine/dominant energy (hence why i love your shit hello? 😋)

this is my finals week too and i just had my first final for chemistry and i just know that shit was bad like tell me why i guessed on 3/4 of that exam 😭 and then after i was done i turned on my phone to see messages from my study group saying they’re outside the building to celebrate… EXCUSE ME?! CELEBRATE WHAT EXACTLY?! i flopped. f for fail? more like f for FLOP! but yeah i have a bio exam tmrw and im not feeling it! like whyyyyyy! this is what i get for being a stem major like-

also! i read your new story and OH MY GOD! i love how harry like kinda knew she was reluctant bc of him so he like took the time to play with her a bit! AND I LOVE HOW YOURE BROADENING YOUR WRITING CATALOGUE! like ugh i love your creative growth, going from stories where y/n is submissive to somewhat dominant (stepmom) and then from having a third party being submissive (angel from profrry) to them being a potential dominant figure it’s so exciting! i love how you’re dipping your toes in different writing ponds UGH! i’m so excited to see what’s to come!

Ahh oh my gosh, babe! Love the update and I'm so flattered you were thinking of me during your critical thinking lecture 🤭��

And I love that you're in stem! I'm so impressed 😍 Love that! Good luck this week to you! I finished my last final today (early) so I'm done until Spring semester starts 🎉

As for this person you've been talking to, yeah it really just sounds like you're not into them, which is fine. If you're not feeling it then that's okay. There has to be some attraction and connection and you just don't have it. They're probably better off just being your friend.

Thank you so much for saying all that about my writing! I really like trying new things so I'm happy you appreciate it 🥰

xoxo

[cartooemcanhis]

🌈🐾Im Em! I use any pronouns and im genderfluid. I like drawing silly guys and joining wayyy too many fandoms lol. ✨🎉

🦝🧁Im autistic & dyspraxic and I struggle sometimes with memory so please be nice to me if I forget something lmao 🎂🦨

🐶💫I like writing and making comics for funsies, my main two currently being my HTF fancomic No Control and my Sparklecare rewrite Crackcare. I make them purely for fun so I apologize if the writing isn't exactly great lol✏️🐀

🩸🦨Other names you can call me if you want lol: E, Emem, Cartoon/Cartoo, Toon, Shifty 🩵🫀

🐺My pronounspage 🏳️‍🌈

🌈 My strawpage🌈

🎉Im in MANY fandoms. This might not even be all of them but eh🎉

Dhmis 🌈🩸

Welcome home 🏠👁️

OSC (Bfdi, II, etc) 🔥🍃🫧

Furry fandom 🐾

Ringtone Deathmatch 💀🧸🩸🦔(No I dont support the weird controversial stuff in the pilot. I just like Host, Psycho Teddy, and Punk Porcupine. I have my own rewrite au.)

FNAF 🐻🐰🐥🦊

Salad fingers 🥗

Bugbo 🐜🕷️⚫🦗

ENA 🟨🟦

Bluey 🐶🐾

Mascot horror 🎉✨

Trevor henderson creations 🚨🌲

TADC 🎪🌈

My Friendly neighborhood 🧦🌞

Imaginary friend asylum 🃏💫

Mlp 🐎🏳️‍🌈

Roblox ✨

Ratboy genius 🥔🐁(I dont support the weird antivax + transphobe stuff Ryan dorin does)

Moshi monsters 🎩

Happy tree friends 🩸🐇🫀

Max design pro 🐵🍗 (yes I know it's brainrot but the toxic yaoi is funny)

Goodbye Kitty 🧶☠️(i do n o t support the weird and very very outdated stuff in the show, I just like stupid murder cats. I also hate Todd Goldman so much. Ive basically kidnapped his ocs and they are mine now and in much better hands)

Making fiends💙💚

Unicorn wars🧸🦄

Dandy's world 🌼🖤

Bunny Maloney🐰💸

Club penguin shutdown 🐧🩸 (I am aware of the allegations against the creator, and if they're true I do not support them)

Fables of the green forest 🌳🐿️

Crackcare/Cometcrack 🏩🩸(frick Kittycorn I hate Kittycorn so that's why I am rewriting sparklecare for people who want a non-problematic alternative)

Johnson and friends 🐘🪀

❌People who post NSFW or proship content please DNI with my profile. I am a minor and that kinda stuff makes me very uncomfortable (this includes people who defend Kittycorn. If you support Kittycorn get tf off of my blog) Also, people who are racist, ableist, transphobic, homophobic, etc please also DNI. Israel supporters DNI, free Palestine!❌

🎨If theres anything you'd like me to draw related to any of my fandoms please feel free to send me an ask with your request! Only rule is that im not comfortable drawing nsfw art, or characters from fandoms im not in (I will draw ocs tho!)✏️

✨ I also take blingee requests, just send me the picture you want blingeed and what aesthetic you want!! 🌈

🌟✨Main thing I'm taking requests for rn!: Happy tree friends, crackcare✨

Go read my htf fan comic NO CONTROL!

Go read my sparklecare hospital rewrite!

🦴🫁Tw for cartoon gore! I do not tag my gore art so if you don't like cartoony gore then I'd not engage with my antics🫀🩸

I have so many side blogs but here's the main ones and what they're for:

@super-epic-shifty (Shifty rp blog, usually just text but occasionally I'll do a drawing or two,Active whenever it gets asks)

@molandynation (blog dedicated to Molandy which also serves as an ask blog for the two, very active in reblogging Molandy stuff but asks may take a while to be answered)

@i-love-these-stinkin-critters (reblogging Poppy playtime stuff blog, very rarely posts original art)

@rebloggingcoolandwackyaesthetics (inspo blog/random stuff I use for projects blog, pretty active but all I do is reblog stuff)

@shadycity-shenanigans (Htf ask blog about Moles past and stuff, pretty inactive and underdeveloped but maybe someday I'll get back into it if people ask interesting stuff & I get motivated)

@nocontrolcore (Blog where i reblog stuff that mildly relates to no control)

@silly-flippy-leaf (Flippy rp blog, similar to the shifty one)

@askcometcrack (Ask blog for cometcrack!)

@circus-skunk (TADC only blog, mostly reblogs but has some art)

[tf-bigbang]

We've put together a little infographic for those of you who may still be wondering what a Big Bang is, and how it works ✨

Full text under the cut!

Big Bangs and You

As presented by the mods of the Transformers Big Bang

What is a Big Bang, Anyway?

The First Big Bang

Big Bangs are an ooooold fandom tradition, dating back to the bygone times of 2005, when the very first Big Bang was banged. 

The original Bang, the “Big Bang, Baby Challenge”, was invitation only, and the minimum word count was 50,000 words! The goal was to create a huge influx of novel-length, illustrated fics for the fandom.

Other people thought this was a really neat idea, so they started hosting their own Bangs.

Banging in the Modern Age

Big Bangs today are a little different. They’re usually open-invitation, and the minimum word counts are often much shorter (ours last year was only 10K, and this year it’s 15K!)

But the goal is the same: to create a massive influx of new, illustrated longfics in the fandom, which drops all at once with a BANG. 

There are also Reverse Big Bangs, where artists create their pieces first, and writers make fics for them!

How to Bang

Everyone who’s interested signs up .

Fic writers and fanartists are paired together to collaborate!

The ficcer writes a fic that meets the word count and kicks ass.

The artist creates the required number of illustrations for it, which ALSO kick ass.

Everyone posts their fic and art all at the same time, creating an EXPLOSION of new kickass content

Everyone profits- even the people who didn’t participate!

Is it Like a Zine?

NO. THIS IS NOT LIKE A ZINE. THERE ARE NO APPLICATIONS, NO PUBLICATION, AND IT’S ALL FREE. 

You Mentioned Something About a TF Big Bang?

Heck yeah I did. This infographic  is brought to you by the mod team of last year’s Transformers Big Bang- now in its second year!

Last Year

The TF Big Bang produced 63 fics, 91 illustrations, and over 1.3 million new words for Transformers fandom.

This year we hope to be even Bigger and Bangier. 

How Do I Participate?

Watch this space for announcements! We'll be opening sign-ups for writers, artists, and beta-readers this year, and those will be posted SOON. The official discord will launch as the sign-up period ends. The rules and FAQ are pinned to the top of our blog, and we encourage you to read through them so that you can decide whether or not this is an event for you.

Sign-ups open March 18th! See you at the event!!

[utas-faerie-gf]

I lwk missed reviewing fics

And I lwk missed KNY

So..

Thots Wile Reeding Dis

"I'm tired :((("

"So go to sleep"

Bro just cured insomnia 👏🏽

You're saving lives out here ❤️

"That's not very cute of you" What did you expect him to respond with?

"Bbg, lemme virtually cradle you in my arms 🥺💖"

This is Sanemi we are talking about..

"Bitch, it's like, 2am or something" Unrealistic

I would of texted him at 5AM 💀

I'm just built like that

Also, did you just call your own gf a bitch 😃😄😃

"*My love, it's like, 2am or something" Much better.

Ty ❤️

"CALL ME"

"You call me"

"What?"

"No????"

"I asked first??????"

"You're so unbelievably difficult" YOU'RE BEING DIFFICULT 😡😡😡

JUST CALL ME, BRO

I ASKED FIRST THEREFORE YOU LISTEN TO ME 🤬🤬🤬

It's the ✨law✨

"Nvm, don't call me" Why is this so me

My salty ass would probs even block him for the night 💀

"And you always stain them"

ALWAYS???

ALWAYS??????

HELLO????

GIRL, WHAT DO YOU BE DOING IN THEM SHIRTS 😭😭😭

"With love" Remind me to never give my shirt to her 🏃🏽‍♀️

Coloring changing shirts 😍🤞🏽

"Nasty" Ong-

"Could you ask next time?" I have the memory of a fly so..

No promises 🤞🏽

"APPLE"

"BANANA"

Ofc I said apple and he said banana 😭

It's a wonderful day to be dirty minded 🙌🏽🙏🏽

"*ORANGE"

"Fucking idiot"

You're assuming I'm not intelligent because I spelled one word wrong? Smh 🙄😒

"Are you on fire?"

"No?"

"Buuut I *am* HOT 😉"

The confidence is something I seek

"Are you okay?" When he cares ❤️❤️❤️

"How do you feel about free pizza?" Terrible cuz how tf did you get free pizza

Don't tell me you stole it 🙁

Don't tell me you beat the shit out of someone to get it..

"I got it for free" Well no shit 💀

"So little faith 😞" Maybe because you always yell at ppl????

Ever thought of that?

"Roses are red, violets are blue"

"Honey is sweet, and so are you! 🍯"

"Roses are red, violets are blue"

"You took a big shit, and now the toilet's clogged 🙄"

Well that took a turn

Also, I agree with Y/N

You could have said it nicer 😔

"I hate you 💩🚽" He missed the opportunity to call me a piece of shit 💀💀💀

ISNWKOSJDJXICJNEHWKSUKCNDSOFUKDJS

"Sappy Sanemi"

"Don't make me change my mind"

He's always threatening me 🙁

"So let yourself in, and come spoon me" JEKWKSJDCJEJWJS???????????? kenwisudjsJRNWIIWJSJX 😭✋🏽 kekaozjjxjsjidk 🥺🥺🥺

"Less bullying, more coming over to cuddle" I'm not bullying!

I'm just making an observation 😌

"You're kicked out"

"Go stand outside for five minutes"

Is he putting me in time out?-

"I'm going to carry you outside, and sit on you" Sit on me? 🤨

You're freaky 😳✋🏽

"Or skipping?" That's NOT a sight I wanna see 😭

Favorite Part

SANEMI BEING SOFT EJAJDJJDJSNNSJCJD

Conclusion

This was too cute

Smiled throughout the whole thing

I love that man A LOT 💖💖💖

My M&M

My Nem Nems

My Albino Skittle

My Semi Nemi

My everything 💖

boyfriend texts — sanemi pt 2

Author’s Note: Sanemi txts are always fun to write. 😆🤍

Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

Emergency Request Fulfilled: I love your text fics so I was wondering if we could get a part 2 of sanemi x female reader text convo-

boyfriend texts — zenitsu, akaza, gyutaro, inosuke, obanai, tanjirou, kyojuro, genya, sanemi pt 1, muichiro, giyuu, tengen

~faqs~

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