#✨{𝔬𝔥 𝔥𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔰!!; (𝔟𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔱𝔠𝔥)

[monmuses]

@nurturing-starlight​ plotted starter with a Very Angry Butters

     Butters was not one to lose his temper so easily when he kept things under control. There was only a number of times where he lost his cool and snapped under pressure, but he knew when and where to be when things slipped under his fingertips. To everyone in town, he was one of the nicest kids out there. He had to thank his parents for that one.

     But at the same time, he was not one to anger. If anything, he could become an uncontrollable source of chaos.

     “YOU THINK YOU OF ALL PEOPLE DESERVE TO SEE HER?!” He shrieked from down the road, electricity flowing through him. “NO! YOU’LL NEVER SEE HER! YOU WON’T EVER SEE HER AGAIN! I WILL NEVER LET YOU HURT HER ANOTHER TIME!!”

     This was one of those rare times he truly let his anger take action. His powers as Professor Chaos were at full swing, his outfit changing by force from the lightning that bolted through the sky. A strange funnel swirled above his head in the dark clouds, hinting to that of a very angry storm coming its way. The storm was Butters, now allowing his mischevious alias of Professor Chaos come to fruition.

     At his feet was a familiar face; Nimue’s ex-boyfriend. For one final time, he came around to see her, and it was the one time that Butters was incredibly charged, emotionally speaking. On the whim, he let himself go, fists tightening around a large, sharp-ended hammer.

     “YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLACE! NOT WHEN PROFESSOR CHAOS IS ON THE SCENE! YOU DARE TO BELIEVE YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE HER AGAIN?! IN MY PRESENCE?!!”

[monmuses]

mun vs. muse

tagged by: @bombmate

tagging: @abundantiiia @nurturing-starlight @onlyheartaches @slicing-clovers and you! steal it from me

[monmuses]

@hxzelwallflower continued from here

"A-Are y'sure? You don't look too good, miss! C'mon, can you stand?" He was noticing the bruising and where the handkerchief was. Glancing around, he took his bag and pulled out some extra bandaids, handing them to here.

"Least I could do is get'cha to somebody who can wrap that up!" He said, pointing at the bruising blindly. "You're gonna be okay, though?"

[monmuses]

How much are you worth?

"...I mean, I like my plushies. All my toys are nice. I keep 'em and I like hugs! That's not a bad thing, right?"

[monmuses]

"....look, I get what Kyle and Kenny are TRYING to do, but if it really makes you uncomfortable then don't feel pressured to. They'll live." @ pornstar butters lol

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

"I-It's just... all weird! I never expected the fellas to... wanna see me in that! I... I tried it once. A-As a kid, but seein' people wantin' me to wear somethin' like that again is just... weird. A-And I dunno what I'm gonna do with all this information. I-Is it weird that I... I'm a li'l curious, too?"

[monmuses]

"Not weird at all. But you should do stuff like that for you, not 'cause other people are telling you that you should. If THEM wanting it makes you wanna give it a try, then that's a different story. I've seen you be assertive before, and you've usually been pretty open about how you express yourself, so..." *shrugs* "Do what makes YOU happy, man." @ butters

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

"That's true..." He was a little sheepish, holding his hands together. "B-But I, uh... I've always liked tryin' new things. A-And I'm tryin' to be more assertive! But, uh... thanks, Craig. I-I'll try to be a li'l better!"

[monmuses]

your opinion on .... MYSTERION (for butters, NOT from kenny)

"your opinion on ______"

can be a blog, a trend, a meme, an object, a person.

"M-Mysterion? That terrifyin' crime fighter! Oh, he really grinds my gears! He's nothin' but... some kind of vigilante that doesn't do anythin' but cause trouble! He causes all this trouble for me-- uh, Professor Chaos! Dont'cha think he deserves a li'l peace from him?"

[monmuses]

"...Craig's right, Butters, you really don't have to just 'cause they're pressuring you. I'd feel uncomfortable too." - @stmulnts

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

"I-I know, Tweek. I-I'm still... tryin' not to be a pushover. It feels... easier sometimes, but I can't help it when I'm... a li'l conflicted. Cartman was a real pain in my neck, and all I'm thinkin' of is him! B-But it won't hurt... y'know?"

@stmulnts

[monmuses]

“hey, we aren’t pressuring you butters i just think it’s good for your confidence to try new things out!” -kyle

“im pressuring you hehehe” -kenny

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

"I-I know, Kyle. I'm still tryin' to... y'know, get myself out there! I'm still a li'l scared, but I'm... likin' this. I like bein' me. As long as I'm not scared about it."

"...I-I know you are, Kenny! 'Cause you wanna see it!" And he's not wrong.

[monmuses]

“hey, i’m kinda curious now too- lets see it butters!” -stan 💙

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

"..."

"...gosh dangit."

He's doing it. He's finally doing it.

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“damn, i was really hoping to meet pornstar butters .“ -love kenny LMAO

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

"N-No! No, you don't wanna! I never liked tryin' that out!" He cried. "I only wore it once! Don't make me find another outfit to wear! I don't look good in it!"

[monmuses]

"  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “ (KENNY @ EVERYONE YOU WANT)

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  .

"Honestly, dude? Yeah. I'd smash. If I wasn't so busy, I'd be down bad in a Denny's parking lot for you."

"Fucking... no? I'd say 'smash', but I don't wanna get your chlamydia, Kenny!"

"Uh... am I supposed to answer?" It's yes. He'd smash.

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[ KISS ]:          the sender places a tender kiss on the receiver’s hair. { Nimue @ butters }

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

     “...thanks for takin��� care of me, Nimue,” he sighed, leaning into Nimue as she placed that kiss along his hair. “I didn’t think you’d like my hair! I kinda kept this cut for a while. Uh... what do y’think?”

[monmuses]

I’m not gonna bust down this random lady’s door. - @stllhere sp!jonathan to kyle or butters? if it's ok :)

The Mandela Catalogue Vol. 2 Sentence Starters

"W-Well, it ain't right, but... this is Cartman's house," he mumbled. "His mom is real nice, but Kyle needs somethin' from him. A-And I'm not askin' when it comes to Kyle. He doesn't mess around when Cartman, y'know. He's... He's real scary."

Here he was with Jonathan at Cartman's front door. With Butters, he even brought little gloves so he didn't hurt his hands in case he had to do it. He could kick in the door, of course, but he didn't like being violent.

"...do y'want me to do it?" He asked anxiously, rubbing his hands together.

[monmuses]

“IM KIDDING BUTTERCUP COME BAAAACK-“ grabby hands kenny

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

"N-NO! I'M RUNNIN' BACK HOME!" Don't worry, he's barely even sprinting. He just doesn't want to know his breedability yet, he's got too much to live for!!

[monmuses]

“hey baby wanna test out that breeding difficulty?” -kenny

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

"We're not! I-I don't wanna test anything!" He's panicking and running to his plushies. How dare you, Kenny.