#❥ 🇼‌🇮‌🇳‌🇩‌🇧‌🇱‌🇦‌🇦‌🇦‌🇩‌🇪‌ {crack}

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@allxgene said: Wrio: -grabs the twink and throws him into the water-

"!!! how rude!" he sputters, "it's not my fault you can't appreciate art!"

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"when your own sister tries to cockblock you." he acts like he didn't give childe a whole entire shovel talk, complete with shovel and open dug grave. it's also not going to keep him from continuing to date his boyfriends.

"So." sitting by her desk, she pulls out a thick stack of papers.

"Going forward, anyone who wants to date Aether has to go through an interview process of three stages with me" she clasps her hands together, a threatening shadow in her eyes.

"Stage one: it will be a group work. Stage two: an hour interview of personal and skills assessment."

"Final stage: you will have to fill out an official form."

"Only if you pass, then I might agree and allow you to date my brother."

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Aether, I'm afraid your sister isnt so keen on giving me children, it would seem /sigh. So I guess ive got to try really hard with you.

unprompted asks <3

"i don't let just anyone breed me, childe."

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"l + ratio + rip bozo + your snezhnayan." 

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@tosxah: Talk to your sister, listen im just trying to make you an uncle

"please don't talk to me about having sex with my sister. i will literally end you."

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kaeya sighs, resigned. “doesn’t look like i can manipulate, mansplain, manwhore my way out of this one.”

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She just puts her foot on her brother's face. She pushes. Because she can. She needs to establish her dominance on the sofa.

unprompted vivi asks <3

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"sora's right... all this musk talk is making me want to take a bath..."

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@avaere said: itto vc : is that what . . . JEALOUSY sounds like ? doubt those puny LIMBS of YOURS could EVER produce such FINE , ORGANIC MUSK !

"where is kuki shinobu when you need her."

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lyney's various faces when his rizz fails on @avaere's wriothesley lmao

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“Howdy brother.”

     “hm? i’m sorry, who are you?”

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@avaere this is aether at itto

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"icb my little sister is blaming me for her personal problems."

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So is that a yes? (Aether, he will never give up)

unprompted ask <3

"... sigh."

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Aether... Pssssst Aether... is it true you have a cloaca?

unprompted asks <3

"who tf even are you?"

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@curiouskinetic said: softly, "don't--"

"i have a bucket and some soapy water available..."