#➸ flying with the foxes { queue }
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Zedaph: I'm supposing... Impulse doesn't have any sponges. To steal.
Skizz: I don't think he does... I think Tango has all those.
Zedaph: Oh! Oh, if Tango's got some to steal, brilliant.
Skizz: Dude, have you ever been in his house?
Zedaph: Um, like every day.
Skizz: Bro, you can't- Y- *begins to laugh* Are you? What're you doing in his house?
Zedaph: Well! Stealing!
#hermitcraft#zedaph#skizzleman#a quote#I love them your honor. zed and skizz need to hang out more#this was from zed's 'funny flying foxes with skizzleman! uncut edition' on his second channel#timestamp around minute 50#mod rhys#which I am now! which is cool!#I submitted a whole bunch of things I'm gonna retype up and queue
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Snoopy the Malayan (?) Flying Fox, via
#i forgor what she is sorry lads#trying to speedrun this queueing session I have dnd in like fifteen mins#dubious id#flying fox#bat
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You go to your cousins wedding in Spain, and you catch the eye of the Alexia Putellas, she unintentionally becomes your plus one
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You're standing in the queue at Heathrow, passport in hand, half-asleep and already regretting the jeans you chose. It’s too early to be alive, and your little brother has been humming the same four bars of a song for the past ten minutes. Loudly off-key.
Your mum's elbow nudges you in the ribs. Not hard, but enough to knock you out of your daze.
“This’ll do you good,” she says in that gently smug way she does when she’s convinced she’s right about something. “A bit of sunshine. A bit of space.”
You sigh and don’t reply, you know exactly what she’s getting at. She doesn't mention her name, your ex, but the meaning is clear. A change of scenery, to get you out of your 'mood.' As if Catalonian air can magic away the sting of being ghosted by someone you thought you were building something with.
You blink down at your boarding pass. Terminal 5. Gate B42. Barcelona.
“She wasn’t right for you anyway,” your mum continues, adjusting her sunglasses on top of her head. “Always seemed a bit… slippery, that one. Eyes like a fox.”
“Mum,” you say, through gritted teeth.
“What? I’m just saying. Bit of flirt, wasn’t she?”
“She literally met you twice.”
“Exactly.”
Your dad, mercifully, steps in before the conversation spirals into a psychoanalysis of your entire romantic history.
“Let’s not start the holiday with an inquisition, yeah?” he says, dragging your youngest brother out from behind a pillar where he’s been attempting to lick the marble for reasons unknown.
You glance around at your family two younger brothers already wrestling each other, your dad with travel pillow marks on his face, your mum clutching everyone's passports like the Queen of Organisation and you, heart slightly bruised, clothes slightly rumpled, off to a Spanish wedding that promises at least one full-blown breakdown yours or your cousin’s fiancé, you’re not sure yet.
Carmen is a professional footballer, espresso snob, and absolute beast at board games has been around for years. From the moment your cousin Ben introduced her at that bonfire party, you liked her. She’s sharp, a bit sarcastic, and surprisingly sweet when no one’s looking. You’ve had your fair share of deep chats with her during family holidays, usually while Ben’s off being loud somewhere nearby with your brothers and his own.
You’d even go as far as to call her a friend now one of the good ones. The kind of person who sends you memes at 2am and somehow remembers your favourite wine. You’ve never watched her play football, though. You always promised you would, and she always shrugged and said she understood you didn't get the appeal.
Apparently, several of Carmen’s teammates are flying in for the wedding. Some big names, your brothers are already buzzing about maybe meeting actual professional athletes. You couldn’t care less.
Well. That’s what you tell yourself, but somewhere in the back of your mind, curiosity stirs you've seen the players they've been showing your mum they hope go because they have questions they want to ask.
As the plane begins boarding, your mum gives your arm a little squeeze. “You’re going to have fun, love. You’ll see.”
You nod, but you’re not so sure. You’re jetting off to a country where you can only ask where the library is, to watch someone else marry a woman of his dreams after a lengthy relationship while yours just fell apart.
Still, the thought of warm air, Carmen’s familiar face, and a weekend away from everything you know? That has a certain appeal.
Maybe you’ll flirt badly with a local waitress. Maybe you’ll dance with a stranger. Maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn to say something more useful in Spanish than 'Dónde está la biblioteca?'
You file onto the plane with your family, shuffle into your seat, and try not to think too hard, your ear phones go in and you edit some posts and reels for your instagram account.
☀️
You’re sat by the pool, legs crossed, laptop in front of you more for show than function. You told yourself you’d catch up on a few things before the garden party tonight, maybe answer some emails, but the screen’s been idle for ages. The cursor just blinks, smugly, while your brain drifts off somewhere warmer than home but not quite relaxed either.
Your jumper lies in a crumpled heap behind you, abandoned the second you stepped into the sun. It’s still got the faint scent of Heathrow on it, rain, recycled air, something sterile. At 4:30 this morning, it had felt like a good decision, now, sitting under a Mediterranean sky in a soft cotton co-ord bralette the same pale grey-blue as your joggers and jumper you feel more put together than you intended.
The pool in front of you glitters in the heat, somewhere beyond the villa walls, a lawn mower hums faintly. Inside, you can hear your mum trying to figure out the coffee machine, and the boys are already arguing over who’s getting top bunk in the guest house.
Then a shadow falls across your laptop.
You look up.
“Hola, guapa.” Carmen smiles down at you, barefoot, sun kissed, effortlessly relaxed. She’s wearing a loose white shirt tied at the waist and denim shorts that somehow make her look like a travel ad. Her hair is up in a knot and there’s a soft flush to her cheeks, sun or excitement, you’re not sure which.
You return the smile and reach up as she leans down for a hug, the kind that lingers just a second longer than polite. Familiar, warm. She's always hugged like she means it.
“Hey,” you say, settling back again. “You ready?”
She sits on the edge of the lounger next to you, dragging a towel across her lap like she might actually get in the water but never does, “I’m nervous,” she admits, shielding her eyes from the sun. “But I just want it to happen already, you know? Then also... I want everything to slow down. Like, I want to bottle this part.”
You nod, understanding more than you expected to. “Yeah. You’ve waited ages for this.”
“Nineteen months,” she says, pulling a face. “Ben’s been counting like he’s on parole.”
You laugh softly. “It’ll all be perfect. You two are kind of annoyingly great together.”
Carmen tilts her head. “You think so?”
“Yeah,” you say honestly. “You’re weird in exactly the same ways. It works.”
She lets out a breath and smiles again, this time softer. “I’m glad you’re here.”
“I wouldn’t miss it.”
You mean it, too. Whatever’s been clinging to you since the breakup, the weird quietness you carry around like a second skin, it feels lighter here. Carmen has always been easy to talk to, the kind of person who doesn’t need you to be funny or impressive. She just gets it and you like her for that.
“There’s a garden thing tonight,” she says, standing and brushing invisible specks of dust off her knees. “Family and friends. Chill drinks, some food. Nothing fancy, but come down, yeah? Everyone’s arriving.”
You blink up at her, briefly thrown. “What, like... everyone everyone?”
“Not all at once,” she grins. “But enough. My parents, your gran, Ben’s work mates, some of my teammates and friends... it’ll be good vibes. You might even enjoy yourself.”
You groan lightly and flop back onto the lounger. “I’ll come if I can wear something that doesn’t involve a bra.”
“Totally allowed,” she calls over her shoulder, already walking away. “It’s Spain. No one cares.”
You watch her disappear through the French doors and then glance back at your screen. You close the laptop.
You lean back, eyes closed, face to the sky, the breeze carries the scent of jasmine and the sound of familiar voices starting to gather, you just hoped you had an outfit you liked yourself in for tonight
☀️
The villa’s garden is bathed in early evening light, all golden edges and long shadows. Lanterns sway gently between olive trees, and fairy lights snake along the trellises like fireflies caught in ivy. The air is warm, sweet with something citrusy, and the music is low just enough to make people sway slightly as they talk.
You’re holding a glass of white wine and trying not to wobble in your heels on the uneven stone path. The dress you threw on soft blue with little embroidered daisies moves just enough when you walk to make you feel like you made the right choice. You’ve even got mascara on, minimal effort, but effort was made.
You spot Carmen deep in conversation near the buffet, her hands moving animatedly. Ben’s nearby, already slightly tipsy and laughing with his best mate. There’s an easy glow to everything, like this moment might belong in someone’s memory forever.
You wander a little, sipping your wine, exchanging polite hellos with people you half-recognise from photos. Some of them are Carmen's family, some are her friends. Some are very clearly footballers, you’re not sure which is more intimidating the ones who look like they bench-press you for breakfast, or the ones who are stunning in a terrifying, should be model kind of way.
Then someone taps your arm. “Hey! There you are.”
You turn and grin immediately. “Patri!”
Patri Guijarro pulls you into a hug, warm and soft. She’s in a flowy dress and trainers, and somehow still looks like she could outrun everyone here. You’d met her on the English hen do a couple of months ago, after a lot of prosecco and an aggressively chaotic karaoke session. She was surprisingly funny, soft-spoken, and spent half the night teasing Carmen lovingly in Spanish you didn’t understand.
“You look good,” she says, in accented but clear English.
“You too,” you reply. “I almost didn’t recognise you without a disco ball behind your head.”
She laughs. “That club was scary.”
“Yeah,” you say. “I’m still recovering emotionally.”
You drift into easy conversation, she asks about your flight, your family, your job and you ask about training, the wedding prep you knew she'd been heavily involved in, how Carmen’s been holding up. It’s the kind of chat that soothes your nervous system, friendly, just what you needed.
Your eyes wander absently across the garden, and pause and there she is. Leaning against the low stone wall, just beyond the lanterns talking to someone, holding a drink, dressed in something simple and sleeveless. Her hair’s tied up in a lazy knot, and there’s a single gold chain around her neck catching the last of the light.
She looks over, it’s not dramatic, it’s not slow motion, no string quartet starts playing but she meets your eyes like really meets them and you smile. Purely instinctively, the polite kind polished, low-stakes, casual.
She doesn’t smile back exactly but she doesn’t look away either.
There’s a beat too long that passes and you start to wonder if you’re supposed to say something. Raise your glass? Nod? Then she looks away, quickly, like someone just called her name.
You blink, flustered. Not visibly, but enough that your chest flickers like someone lit a match inside it. You glance at Patri, who’s still talking, oblivious. You nod along, try to focus, but your eyes drift back to the stone wall.
Alexia is still there, only now she’s half-turned, back toward you, someone’s laughing beside her. She’s not looking your way, but something about her shoulders, the slight stiffness, makes you wonder. Did she actually blush or was it just the heat and your imagination.
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You're sat at a long wooden table under the vines, plates scattered with half-eaten tapas patatas bravas, olives, jamón, little toasted things you can’t pronounce but keep eating anyway. Your youngest brother is trying to stack anchovy tins, your dad’s telling a story you’ve already heard twice today, and the wine is just beginning to buzz behind your eyes in that soft, slow way that makes everything feel slightly tilted and golden.
You’re halfway through a garlic prawn when someone crouches beside you, lightly pressing a hand to your arm.
It’s Carmen. “Hey,” she says, voice just for you, eyes dancing a little. “Alexia just asked me about you.”
You pause mid-chew, swallow and sip your wine. “Who’s Alexia?” you ask casually, glancing at her over the rim of your glass.
Carmen’s eyebrows lift like she’s caught you in a lie. “You don’t know who Alexia is?”
You shake your head. “I don’t follow women’s football. I barely watch your team.”
She snorts. “You’re the only person at this wedding who doesn’t know her name. That’s kind of amazing.”
You raise an eyebrow, half amused. “Is that a good thing?”
“It might be,” she says, smirking.
Then she tilts her head, just slightly, and gestures subtle, practiced. Her fingers barely move, but your eyes follow the motion across the garden and there she is. Gold chain, sleeveless dress, that same loose knot in her hair. She’s standing by the drinks table now, laughing softly at something someone said, a glass of red wine in hand. The twilight’s catching on her collarbones, her expression is relaxed but not careless like someone used to being watched but never quite performing.
“That’s Alexia,” Carmen murmurs. You try not to stare, so you look back at Carmen instead, Carmen grins. “She noticed you before.”
You make a noncommittal sound and jab your fork at a tomato, trying not to overthink whatever it is you're feeling.
“She asked if you spoke Spanish,” Carmen adds, watching you closely now. “Said you looked pretty in that dress”
You scoff, “Clearly this dress is doing more for me than I realised.”
Carmen nudges your knee with hers. “Don’t act cool. She never asks about people. Ever.”
You glance across the garden again.
Alexia’s not looking she’s talking to a group, but her body’s turned slightly in your direction like she’s ready to glance at any second. “She doesn’t speak great English,” Carmen adds.
“Perfect,” you say. “Neither do I when I’ve had wine.”
Carmen laughs and squeezes your shoulder before standing. “You’re going to talk to her later.”
“I’m really not.”
“You are,” she says over her shoulder. “She’s already asked your name.”
You blink down at your wine glass, then glance back at Alexia, who, as if summoned, briefly lifts her eyes again and catches yours.
Just for a second and this time, you’re sure, she blushes or maybe it’s the wine. You've had too much wine yourself to be sure you decide.
☀️
You’re walking past the lower terrace with a family friend, Sarah, one of your aunt's old uni mates, who’s halfway through telling you about her latest yoga retreat in Lisbon when you hear your name float across the garden.
“Hey!” Carmen’s voice, light but deliberate.
You turn instinctively. She’s seated at a low table with a small group, mostly women tall, tanned, athletic, all with that relaxed energy that makes you suddenly aware of how you're walking. Her arm lifts, hand up in a beckoning wave, fingers curled in a ‘come here’ gesture that gives you no real choice.
“Sorry,” you murmur to Sarah. “The bride beckons”
Carmen’s already smiling as you approach, her eyes a little too pleased with themselves. “Sit,” she says, standing just long enough to take your hand and pull you gently down next to her, casual, in that way she gets when she’s playing matchmaker. However this time instead of you watching amused, you were the target. You’re suddenly very aware of how close you are to every woman around the small table.
Carmen doesn’t give you time to panic. “Patri, you remember Y/N from my hen do right.”
You smile, already knowing exactly where this is going. You glance at Patri, who’s mid-laugh, holding a beer with her elbow resting on the back of her chair. "Yeah, we caught up before"
You catch Carmen looking at someone over your shoulder, her eyes flicking but before you can glance around, she clears her throat.
“Oh,” she says, like it just occurred to her. “Have you met Alexia?”
You turn and there she is, right next to you. You hadn't realised, somehow she’d been quiet, watching or maybe just letting the noise happen around her. Her gaze meets yours with that same unreadable softness from earlier. Up close, her features are sharper than you expected. Her hand rests casually on the stem of her wine glass, and there's a faint glow to her skin from the last of the sun.
You blink, caught slightly off guard, “I haven’t,” you manage. “Hi.”
She gives the tiniest nod, the corner of her mouth lifting. “Hola.”
It’s a little awkward but not bad. Just aware of the slight language delay. The kind that makes you both overthink what comes next.
Carmen leans into you like a mischievous translator. “She understands more than she speaks,” she says. “Just don’t talk too fast.”
“I wouldn’t dare,” you reply, smiling, still half-facing Alexia.
Carmen leans in again, lowering her voice just enough to make it clear it’s for you alone. “So…” she begins, a teasing lilt already blooming in her tone. “Where’s your plus one? Don’t tell me you left Lily behind in rainy England.”
You blink, it’s not the question that catches you off guard, it’s the fact she doesn’t already know. You shift slightly, wine glass pausing just below your lips. “We, uh…” You glance at Alexia beside you instinctively, as if the answer might be written somewhere on her arm. “We’re not… seeing each other anymore.”
Carmen pulls a face, not a shocked one more like a satisfied shrug. “Oh.” Then, casually, “I never liked her.”
You let out a quiet laugh, caught somewhere between exasperation and relief. “Jesus, Carm. Bit late with that opinion.”
“I didn’t want to start something.” She shrugs again, unapologetic. “But she always made you smaller, like you were waiting to be approved or something.”
You glance down, tracing a condensation ring on the table with your thumb. It’s not untrue, you just didn’t realise how visible it had been “I'm honestly surprised you didn’t hear already,” you say. “Thought the family gossip network had international coverage by now.”
Carmen smirks, tilting her head. “I’ve been in wedding tunnel vision. No one tells the bride anything useful.”
There’s a pause not awkward, but still. You feel it settle in your chest a little, the quiet that comes after a name you’re not saying anymore. You catch Alexia shifting slightly beside you, as if she’s listening without meaning to.
“She wasn’t coming anyway,” you add, more to fill the silence than to explain yourself. “She made that clear before I even booked flights.”
Carmen’s smile softens. “Well, her loss.”
You glance up at her, smiling faintly picking at a piece of manchego when Patri leans forward, elbows resting on the table, and fixes you with a look that’s gentle but completely unreadable.
“So,” she says, a little softer than before. “What happened?”
You don’t pretend not to understand. You could, you could laugh it off or wave your hand like it’s all ancient history, but the way she says it makes it easier to answer. You exhale slowly, watching the wine in your glass catch the light, “She just…” You pause, tongue pressing against the inside of your cheek. “Didn’t really see me. I think she liked the idea of me, the version she imagined but not the actual human.”
Patri nods slowly. She doesn’t interrupt.
“She had this… plan,” you continue. “Everything scheduled, future-proofed. Perfect on paper and I wasn’t always… I don’t know. On script enough for her.”
You glance up, and Alexia is listening now openly, seeing Alexia watching you with that quiet focus sends a flicker of heat up your neck.
“I kept giving in to keep the peace,” you add. “And then one day I realised I didn’t even like the version of me she wanted and had create for herself.”
Patri doesn’t say anything for a beat, “That’s brave.”
You shrug. “Felt more like falling off a ledge than bravery.”
“Still,” she says, “you didn’t stay small.”
You smile faintly. “No. Just single.”
That gets a laugh, even Alexia lets out a breath of amusement soft, like she wasn’t sure she was allowed to. She leans forward then, just slightly, not enough to take over the conversation, but enough to join it.
“How long… ago?” she asks, the rhythm of her words careful, eyes flicking toward Carmen for reassurance.
You tilt your head thoughtfully. “Couple of weeks? Not long about 6 weeks.”
Alexia nods slowly, like she’s translating your answer into something she can sit with. “Still… hurts.”
It’s not a question, it’s not even sympathy, just understanding. “Less than it used to,” you say honestly. “Still catches me sometimes, though.”
You’re just about to deflect the conversation change the subject, maybe make a joke when Carmen, never one to leave a moment alone, leans in with a shake of her head and a glass of wine raised in something far from a toast.
“She got what she wanted,” she says sharply. “The exposure. The followers. She’s riding that little clothing brand sponsor now like she got it on her own.”
The words land with a certain heat, not cruel, but cutting in their clarity. You blink, a little stunned. It’s one thing to think it to yourself, it’s another thing to hear it spoken aloud and learn others think it to.
There’s a short silence. Someone across from you, you think her names Mariona makes a low 'ooof' sound under her breath. Patri raises her eyebrows, even Alexia looks slightly caught off guard, like she’s trying to make sense of the bluntness.
“Wait,” one of the girls says a defender, you think, from Carmen’s club. “You’re an influencer right?”
Carmen doesn’t wait for you to answer. She turns, hand sweeping theatrically toward you like she’s introducing royalty. “She’s the influencer,” she says. “She’s modest. Very chic, very understated, but yeah she’s pretty well known back home. Go on" She turns back to you with a grin that dares you not to answer. “Tell them. Come on. How many followers?”
You laugh, looking down into your wine like it might offer an escape route. “Carmen…”
“May as well just say Alexia’s going to Google you later anyway.”
You look up slowly, cheeks warm, eyes catching on Alexia’s moving from you being caught in the cross fires, “Okay, fine,” you say, tone dry. “One point eight.”
“Million,” Carmen adds like she’s your manager. “On Instagram.”
There’s a collective little ripple around the table not dramatic, just a hum of impressed whistles, nods, raised brows. “Holy shit,” someone says. “What do you even do?”
You shrug, brushing it off. “Bit of fashion, bit of travel, some brand campaigns.”
“And the ex,” Carmen adds, never missing a beat, “was tagging along the whole time. Always conveniently in the background when the cameras were on.”
“Carmen,” you say gently.
She holds up her hands, mock-surrender. “Fine, I’ll stop, but I’m allowed to be mad. You were always too nice to say it, but she used you.”
You take a breath and let it sit, but you don't need to defend it, not anymore. “Well,” you murmur, lifting your glass again, “at least she looked good doing it. My lighting’s fantastic.”
That earns a wave of laughter, even Alexia laughs soft, behind her hand, but clearly amused.
She tilts her head slightly toward you. “I… follow now?” she says, a little uncertain, gesturing toward her phone.
You laugh, more genuinely this time. “If you like mirror selfies and badly subtitled skincare reels… sure.”
She smirks. “I like… mirrors.”
You make eye contact with her, trying not to snort into your wine.
Patri leans closer to Carmen and mutters something in Spanish you don’t catch, and they both giggle.
☀️
Later, when the sun has dipped low enough to leave the table in shadow, people start peeling away.
Carmen’s been pulled into a conversation about tomorrow’s seating chart. Patri's wandered off, still laughing with two teammates, a bottle of beer dangling from one hand. Music still playing low, something Spanish and slow, pulsing softly from a speaker tucked beneath a fig tree.
You and Alexia are still here, the last two on the table, like it was all orchestrated to leave you alone.
You’re both leaning back in your chairs, glasses half-full, watching the remaining flickers of gold light play across the garden. There’s a warmth to the air that isn’t quite heat anymore.
She shifts beside you, turns her head. “You… okay?” she asks.
You glance at her, surprised. “Yeah. Are you?”
She smiles faintly. “Sí. I mean…” She squints a little, searching for the words. “Not… ‘okay’ bad. I mean… you seem…” She gestures vaguely in the air, then gives up. “It’s hard. English is hard.”
You smile, letting your chin rest in your hand. “You’re doing fine. Better than my Spanish.”
“Your Spanish is… cute.”
You raise a brow. “Cute?”
Alexia shrugs, one shoulder up, smirking. “Like… baby goat. What’s the word—”
“Goat?”
“Sí,” she says with a laugh. “Little legs. Trying.”
You let out a helpless laugh, nearly choking on your wine. “Okay, rude.”
She leans toward you, not close enough to touch, but enough to let you see the glint in her eyes. “But funny. I like funny.”
There’s something bold in that, not flirtation, exactly, but honest and simple. You smile, slower this time. “Well… I like your necklace.”
Alexia glances down, fingers brushing the fine gold resting at her collarbone. “This? It’s nothing.”
“It’s nice,” you say. “Looks good on you.”
She tilts her head slightly, a question in her eyes. “You look… good. In your dress.”
You feel the blush rising before you can stop it. “Gracias,” you manage, awkwardly.
She smiles like she knows exactly how flustered you are and is being generous enough not to tease you about it. At the table, the tapas dishes are mostly empty now, half-melted ice cubes floating in the bottom of sangria glasses.
She’s still sitting across from you now, elbow on the table, chin propped in her hand, between you sits a shared plate of olives, a waitress had brought over.
You pick one up, chew slowly, then realise too late you’ve got the pit in your mouth and nowhere to put it. Your eyes dart toward the plate, then around the table, napkin? bowl? Earth to swallow you?
Alexia watches, blinking once. Then she gestures to her own empty glass. Taps the rim, tips it toward you slightly a signal.
You glance down at your wine glass, still with a finger of rosé clinging to the curve.
“Go on,” she says, and though the words are few, they land with an almost smug kind of confidence.
You delicately drop the pit into a glass. “I feel incredibly classy right now.”
She grins. “Very. Elegant.”
You laugh softly, covering your mouth. “You speak more English than you pretend to.”
She shrugs. “Only when… I want.”
You lift your brows, “So you don’t want to most of the time?”
She considers, eyes narrowing like she’s pretending to think. Then, very dryly “People talk too much sometimes.”
You let out a laugh. “Fair enough.”
She leans back slightly in her chair, crossing one leg over the other. Her fingers toy with the edge of the tablecloth as if she’s thinking of something but doesn’t know how to ask. “I… didn’t know who you were,” she says finally.
You smirk. “Same.”
“No football?”
“I knew you were someone,” you admit, “because of how people looked at you, but no, I didn’t know who you were.”
That makes her laugh soft, low, honest. “I like that.”
You glance sideways, picking at a grape. “Must be a relief, not being recognised.”
“Yes,” she says, then pauses, eyes flicking upward. “No. I don’t know. Is both.”
You nod. “Being seen’s not the same as being known.”
She points at you. “That. Yes. That one.” Alexia leans forward, elbow back on the table, “I try English,” she says. “Now. You laugh - not allowed.”
“I would never.” She raises a single brow. “…unless it’s really bad,” you add.
She gives you a look. “Okay. First try.”
You fold your arms dramatically. “I’m ready.”
She takes a breath, clearly building up to something. “You… have…” she squints, “very… calm face.”
That wasn’t what you were expecting. You blink. “Calm?” She nods, smiling a little, like she knows it didn’t land perfectly but still meant it. You tilt your head. “That might be the nicest weird compliment I’ve ever had.”
She nods again, more confident now. “Yes. Like… soft eyes. Not loud.”
You feel it then not the words, but the shape behind them and for a second, the language barrier stops mattering. You smile slowly, not breaking eye contact. “Thanks. You have nice eyes too.”
Alexia looks down, just briefly, brushes her hair behind her ear, the breeze picks up a little, curling along your bare shoulders. You shiver without meaning to, and before you can react, she picks up the light jacket from her lap and offers it over.
You hesitate, she gives you a look that says take it. You do and neither of you says anything else for a long time.
Alexia’s resting her elbows on the table again, chin in hand, watching you like you’re a puzzle she hasn’t quite decided whether to solve or just sit with.
“Be honest. Have you understood any of what I’ve said tonight?”
Alexia tilts her head. “Mmm… maybe thirty percent.”
You laugh. “That’s generous.”
She nods, serious. “Sí. I like your voice. Even when I don’t understand.”
That catches you, not dramatically, but enough that it lands somewhere a little too close to the centre of you. “Oh,” you say, unsure what to do with that. “Thanks. I like yours too. It’s very… Barcelona.”
She grins. “What does that mean?”
“I don’t know. A little rolled, a little confident. Sounds like you’re always saying something clever. Even if it’s not.”
Alexia laughs, pushing her hair behind her ear once again something you notice she does when she's obviously nervous. “I like when you talk with hands.”
You raise your brows. “I don’t—”
She mimics you instantly, hands fluttering up mid-sentence in mock frustration.
“Oh my God,” you groan, laughing. “I do that.”
“Like little bird,” she says, smirking.
“I’m gonna stop talking.”
“No, no,” she says quickly, shaking her head. “Please. Keep talking. I learn… you.”
You meet her eyes and there's a pause. It’s not flirtation, not yet. Just interest, bare, warm curiosity. You can feel it pressing gently between you like a question no one wants to phrase too directly.
So you give her something softer.
“Okay,” you say. “Lesson one.”
Alexia perks up, mimicking a classroom face. Hands folded neatly. “Sí, profesora.”
You resist the urge to laugh. “British slang. Ready?”
She nods.
“If someone’s being annoying, you call them a muppet.”
“Muppet?” she repeats, frowning. “Like the frog?”
“Exactly or the pig. All of them.”
She repeats it once more, slower. “Muppet.” Then points to herself, straight-faced. “Me?”
You grin. “Definitely not. You’re more of a menace.”
Alexia tilts her head. “That is good?”
You shrug, sipping your wine. “That depends”
She watches you for a second longer, eyes soft, almost amused. Then she leans back, stretching slightly, like she’s trying to shake something off. “Spanish slang tomorrow,” she says. “We trade.”
“Deal,” you reply, smiling. “But no football words.”
“No football,” she promises, then adds with a smirk “Maybe one. Small one.”
You roll your eyes. “Menace.”
She grins, the moment lingers light, uncertain, like something half-shaped and in the distance, someone calls your name, maybe your mum, maybe a cousin and just like that, the bubble breaks.
Alexia glances toward the sound, then back to you. “I go,” she says softly.
You nod, standing too. “Me too.”
For a moment, you both stand there facing each other, not quite sure how to part like the rhythm between you hasn't figured out its next beat yet.
So you just smile, “Good night, Alexia.”
“Buenas noches… muppet.”
You burst out laughing as she walks off, shaking your head, the warmth of it still buzzing in your chest.
☀️
The morning passes in a quiet, familiar rhythm your mother knocking softly on your bedroom door, your brothers bickering half-heartedly over hair gel and shirt buttons down the hallway. It’s all oddly soothing, being wrapped up in their noise again, since leaving the family home and moving out.
You sit cross legged on the floor with your mum, taking turns with the mirror propped up on a chair. She smooths a bit of colour onto her cheeks while you clip your hair up soft, elegant, a few loose strands left to frame your face.
Your dress is lilac, something easy and light. Strappy, with a flowing skirt and an open back that catches the breeze when you move. It’s not showy, but it feels like you.
Your dad sees you last. He blinks a bit too quickly and just says, “That’s a lovely colour, you look lovely sweetheart” like he’s trying not to ruin his own makeup with tears like mum was.
By the time you're all outside, the garden’s been transformed. White chairs lined in rows under the olive trees. Carmen’s teammates and friends milling about in tailored suits and dresses in soft summer tones, music trickling low through the speakers.
When the ceremony starts, it hits you harder than you expect watching Carmen come down the aisle, radiant and unshakable, Ben trying not to cry before she even reaches him. It’s the vows that really undo you. The way they speak to each other without flinching. No smoothing over, no shrinking, just love, in its purest form.
You feel the sting in your throat before you can stop it, blinking quickly as you dab beneath your lashes with a napkin someone hands you.
Afterwards, you’re handed a small cone of white and lilac petals. Everyone spills out toward the stone path that winds around the ceremony space, confetti station, Carmen called it. You take your place just near the front, adjusting your heels, trying not to get emotional all over again.
That’s when you feel it, just the lightest brush not a bump, not an accident a gentle nudge seemingly intentional. You glance sideways and she’s there. Alexia, standing beside you, calm and casual like she’s been there all morning.
Her dress is a kind of deep, metallic bronze sleeveless, backless, clinging like it was poured onto her. It catches the sunlight in all the right ways, like light wants to follow her. Her hair’s tucked up, makeup soft, but it’s the ink that draws your eyes.
Tattoos curl over her back in quiet lines and shapes, bold in some places, delicate in others. You catch a big cat, a few words you can’t translate, something that might be a heart. You have to look away before you stare too long.
She glances down at your cone of petals. then at your dress, “Same colour,” she murmurs.
You blink, startled slightly by the sound of her voice so close. You nod. “Lilac. Like fate.”
Alexia smiles. “Or good eyes.”
You look ahead, where the newlyweds are posing for photos, waiting for the cue. Everyone around you is laughing, distracted. You hum, adjusting your grip on your cone. “I like your dress”
She replies, “You… look happy today.”
That surprises you, you glance at her. “Do I?”
She nods. “Less heavy. Good colour for you, also.”
“Thanks.” You smile. “You’re still a menace.”
Alexia grins. “Cállate. Muppet”
You smile letting a breath out for a laugh lowering your head as you hear the photographer call out something in Spanish people raise their cones, laughter bubbling.
You lift yours too, side by side with her, ready to toss lilac into the air, her arm brushes yours, and neither of you move away. Just before the petals fly, Alexia glances sideways at you quiet, deliberate. “After confetti,” she murmurs, “maybe… drink?”
You smile, still watching the sky “Sure.”
The petals drift and fall like soft rain, laughter bubbling around you as Carmen and Ben duck under a storm of colour. You toss your handful a second too late, distracted her shoulder still pressed lightly against yours.
The applause begins to fade, the moment moving on, but Alexia doesn’t.
You glance to find her still beside you, hands now empty, her gold chain catching the sun.
“Drink” she says again, this time softer. No question mark, not quite, just an offering.
You nod before you think too hard about it. “Yes. Please.”
She takes a step back, lets you fall into step beside her without asking. You follow the curve of the garden path together, away from the crowd, past tables laid out with summer flowers and delicate wine glasses, toward the little outdoor bar tucked beside a stone wall draped in ivy.
The bartender smiles when Alexia steps forward. She orders in Spanish, clear and easy. You catch the word vermouth, and something that sounds like con hielo.
You blink at her. “Vermouth?”
She shrugs one shoulder. “My drink. Not sweet.”
You glance at the bar menu, half to avoid her eyes, half to stall. “Can I just get a rose wine?” you ask the bartender, more sheepishly than you mean to.
Alexia leans in a little. “Safe choice.”
“I usually get lemonade in it but I feel that would be bad here” you speak looking back in the direction you came you spot your mother watching and give her a look as Alexia is speaking Spanish to the bartender.
When you catch her saying, "Limonada" at the end, you turn your head back
“I ask, for you.” you give a look that she just smiles at, she picks a little umbrellas made for a cocktail off the bar and tucks into your hair making herself giggle as your drinks arrive. You both take them, then turn together like you’re following the same unspoken route. Not too far from the bar, just over to the low stone wall nearby, warm from the sun and shaded by a broad fig tree.
You sit side by side, not touching not speaking for a beat, both clearly both over thinking what to say, you take the little umbrella from your hair to inspect it, when Alexia gives you that look again that half-smirk, half-scheme expression that means she’s about to say something just to get a reaction.
“What?” you ask, wary but already smiling.
She shrugs, far too casually. “You.”
You blink. “What about me?”
“You’re such a muppet,” she says, sipping her vermouth.
You groan. “Seriously? You’re still on that?”
She nods. “It’s my best English word. Very strong. Very accurate.”
You laugh, helpless. “I should never have taught you anything.”
Alexia tilts her head thoughtfully. “Maybe. But now, I teach you.”
“Oh God.”
“No, no,” she insists, turning toward you, that gleam in her eye back again. “Is fair. You learn Spanish now.”
You set down your glass tucking your little umbrella in the glass. “Alright then. Impress me.”
She points to herself. “Yo.”
You nod. “I.”
Then she points to you. “Tú.”
“You.”
She smiles. “Very good. Now repeat.”
You go along with it. “Yo. Tú.”
She leans in a little, eyes glittering. Then she says it slower this time, like she wants to make sure it lands properly. “Tú eres muy guapa.”
You frown, trying to copy it. “Too eh-res... muy gwa-pa?”
She grins. “Perfect.”
“What does that mean?”
Alexia takes a sip of her drink, suddenly looking far too pleased with herself. “Not telling you.”
You blink. “What? Why?”
She shrugs. “Is more fun this way.”
You narrow your eyes at her. “Is it rude?”
“No.” Her voice is soft now, careful. “Is nice.” She’s watching you not just amused, but something quieter behind her gaze. Her dress catches the light, the curve of her tattoos like stories she’s letting you almost read.
“Is it a compliment?” you ask.
Alexia just raises her brows and repeats it again slower this time, “Tú eres muy guapa.”
You feel the words settle in your chest, even if you don’t understand them yet. There’s weight to them, a softness. “I’ll Google it,” you say eventually.
She smiles. “Not now.”
“No?”
“Later. When I’m not there.”
You study her, trying to read her without the help of a translation, but all you get is that familiar flutter, like something in you recognises that she's maybe flirting. You sip your wine again, trying not to smile too hard. “So what do I say back?”
Alexia taps her lip, pretending to think, then she leans closer, just enough to make you hold your breath. “Gracias,” she murmurs, voice low. “That’s all.”
You repeat it softly. “Gracias.”
She nods, eyes still on yours. “De nada.”
You sit there a moment longer in the quiet hum of the evening, in this small stretch of shade, it still feels like only you two are in existence.
Like maybe you don’t need the translation. You shift slightly on the stone ledge, setting your empty glass down with a quiet clink. You glance over at her.
You’re about to speak about it when she speaks.
“I teach you another.”
You look over, eyebrow raised. “Another mystery sentence?”
She smiles. “Sí.”
You huff a laugh. “Alright then. Go on.”
She shifts to face you a little more and says it slowly a gentle rhythm to the way it rolls off her tongue.
“Me gustas.”
You try it. “Me goo-stas?”
She shakes her head slightly, leans in, says it again, “Gus—like ‘goose,’ but softer. Me gustas.”
You mimic her. “Me gustas.” Alexia smiles, but doesn’t translate it.
“You not going to tell me?” you ask, already anticipating the answer.
“No,” she says, smug. “I like your face when you guess.”
You look at her, her knees almost brushing yours now, her drink nearly forgotten between you. “Is it nice?” you ask.
She shrugs, though her smile doesn’t fade. “Depends who says it.”
“And if you say it?”
Her gaze lingers on you, unreadable for a breath, “Still not telling you.”
You scoff. “You’re insufferable.”
She just raises her glass slightly, as if to toast your frustration, but before either of you can speak again, a shout rings out across the garden.
“Oye!” It’s Patri, grinning wide, already pointing toward a table on the lawn. “Beer pong!”
Carmen lifts two red cups in your direction like it’s a formal declaration. You can’t help the smile that creeps over your face.
Alexia stands, brushing invisible dust from her dress. “You ready?”
“Are you?” you counter, arching a brow. “I hope you’re not expecting to win.”
“I always win.”
“You’re going to be a nightmare, aren’t you?”
Alexia grins as she steps ahead, already starting to walk back toward the music, before she gets too far, she glances back over her shoulder catches your eye again, and with a faint smirk, repeats it under her breath, “Me gustas.”
You're not sure what it means, but you hope she says it again.
Someone’s set up a beer pong table near the garden wall, red cups already half-filled, teams forming in chaotic pairs. You’re pulled into the mix before you can think to resist Carmen shoves a drink in your hand, Patri’s already laughing like she knows something you don’t as you're put on her team, Alexia put on Carmens, and the crowd’s loud and loose with post-wedding energy.
Somehow, it happens every time it’s your turn to shoot, Alexia ends up opposite you, of course she does. She’s watching you with narrowed eyes and a smirk like she’s trying to intimidate you but you’re just having fun watching her lose.
She’s not... great, in fact, she’s bad and extremely not taking it well.
“This ball is too light,” she mutters after your third perfect shot lands, another cup sliding away from her side for her to drink.
You just raise your brows. “You’re joking, right?”
“No. It’s not... regulation.”
“It’s a garden table at a wedding, Alexia. Nothing is regulation.”
She glares down at the table like it’s personally offended her. Then looks up, grumpy, sulking and downs her drink. “The table’s not level either.”
You laugh. “Keep going. I want to hear the full list of excuses.”
“The cups are too close.”
“Uh huh.”
“My side is windy.”
“There is no wind.”
She doesn’t answer, just squints at you over the rim of another drink like she’s plotting your downfall.
Then it’s your turn again as it appears the rest who were playing preferred to watch you beat Alexia spectacularly so it became a 1vs1.
One easy flick of your wrist, plunk. Another cup gone from her side, Alexia groans, loud and dramatic, and turns away like she can’t bear to look at it.
“Come on!” you laugh. “Drink up, you haven’t even finished the last one!”
She glares down at the two cups now waiting for her. “This is unfair.”
“It’s literally the rules!”
“I hate this game.”
“No you don’t.”
“I do now.”
You laugh again, and she finally breaks a reluctant grin pulling at her mouth as she picks up both cups and clinks them together tipping one into the other before downing it like a woman defeated. Her nose scrunches at the taste. She mutters something in Spanish that definitely isn’t polite.
You raise an eyebrow. “What was that?”
She wipes her mouth, blinking. “I said you’re annoying.”
“Was it actually that?”
She nods solemnly. “More or less.”
“Say it again. Properly. Teach me.”
Alexia leans across the table a little, holding your gaze, and says it slowly, “Eres insoportable.”
You repeat it, with terrible pronunciation. “Eres insoporable.”
“Insoportable,” she corrects, smug again.
“And it definitely means annoying?”
She smiles wide. “You’ll find out.”
You hum, "I'm making a list in my phone to ask Patri to translate later"
She raises her eyes to yours and shakes her head, "Google. Later" she waves her hand way, "Wait til home"
It’s your turn again, another shot, another cup.
She doesn’t even pretend to be cool this time she just groans and drops her head back dramatically. “No. No, no, no. I want a new opponent.”
“Too late,” you grin. “You’ve started something now.”
“I didn’t start it.”
“You literally called me a muppet an hour ago.”
“That was affection.”
“Oh really?”
“Yes. This” she gestures at the table, then at your smirk, “this is war.”
You grin, cheeks aching from laughing, chest warm with more than just alcohol. Across the table, Alexia squints at you through mock outrage, and you just raise your drink to her. “To your downfall,” you toast.
She clinks her empty cup against yours with a grumble. “Muppet." and you both burst out laughing again.
You’re barely wiping spilled beer off your fingers before Alexia’s already pointing at the cups again.
“Another game.”
You raise your brows. “You’re serious?”
“I almost won.”
“You absolutely did not.”
“I was close.”
“You had four cups left.”
Alexia shrugs, drunk logic already smoothing her stubbornness into confidence. “I let you win.”
You laugh grabbing a beer bottle to fill the cups again, "Of course you did" You point at her, "I don't know much Spanish but.. Mierda"
You watch Alexia lean back laughing her hand clutching her stomach before you glance toward Carmen, Patri, and two more of Alexia’s teammates hovering near the drinks table. They’re watching you both now not subtly, either. Patri lifts her eyebrows at you in that 'hmm?' way that’s only half-mocking. Carmen has the smug smile of someone who’s decided she was right about something long before it happened.
You ignore them, Alexia's resetting the cups with a reckless, imprecise shuffle. “You in?”
You sigh dramatically. “Fine, but don’t start crying again when I win.”
“I didn’t cry.”
“You whined about the wind.”
Alexia doesn’t dignify that with a response just hands you the ball with a pointed gesture. “Ladies first,” she says.
You sink your first shot effortlessly, another groan from her, then she drinks and something shifts.
The more Alexia drinks, the better she gets. Her throws tighten, her hand steadies, and the smug grin on her face grows more confident with every cup you lose.
You squint at her after your third miss in a row, she gives you a look over the rim of your cup, you mutter under your breath as you drink your next penalty cup, "That wind really died down, huh?"
Alexia grins, she heard you, then plunk. Another one lands on your side and you sigh dramatically.
You glance over you still have an audience, like your increasingly ridiculous rivalry has become a full-on wedding sideshow as a couple more of the footballers have joined the little group, but you don’t care. You’re too focused on the way Alexia keeps watching you after each shot. Like each time she hits, she’s daring you to react. Like it’s not even about winning anymore.
You point at her, narrowing your eyes. “You’re enjoying this too much.”
“Yes.”
“You were terrible half an hour ago.”
She shrugs, cool as anything. “Motivation.” You stare at her, she just raises an eyebrow and says too casually “Me gustas, remember?”
You swallow, that familiar phrase again, still no translation, still no context but it lands heavier now.
You blink, then shoot and miss again Alexia grins wide and reaches for your next cup.
“You’re going to gloat forever, aren’t you?”
“Sí,” she says, laughing
☀️
The party sprawls out now as they set up the dinning room for the meal, games and music everywhere to occupy guests, people laughing too loudly, champagne corks popping mid-sentence, someone’s uncle challenging Carmen to a dance-off near the speakers.
You're pulled straight from the beer pong table by a group migrating toward a row of lawn games, you seem to have been adopted by the Spanish football first team. Patri tosses you a look like she’s ready for round three, but Alexia’s already trailing after you, stubbornly close, that competitive glint still alive in her wine-glossed eyes.
“Connect Four,” she says behind you, tapping your shoulder as you slow near the oversized version on the grass ahead.
You look back. “You sure? That’s a thinking game.”
“Exactly.”
You smirk, slotting in a red disc. “You’re really brave.”
Alexia raises her brows but doesn’t bite. She drops in a yellow one, eyes locked on the grid like she’s plotting world domination. You counter, she counters again. People are watching, not quite cheering, but hovering, definitely amused.
You lean sideways, pretending to inspect the board. “Your poker face is slipping.”
She doesn’t look up. “This is me focused.”
“Right.” Another move, then another, then click you drop the winning disc and let out a triumphant gasp. “Boom!”
Alexia steps back, blinking. “No.”
“Yes!”
She squints at the grid like it personally betrayed her. “That doesn’t count.”
You laugh. “What doesn’t count?!”
“I was distracted.”
“By what?”
She pauses, her cheeks flush, then she speaks, “Your… elbows.”
You almost choke on your drink. “My elbows?!”
“They were distracting.”
You’re laughing so hard now it’s almost embarrassing. “Just when I thought you couldn't be any more of a sore loser. This is worse.”
“I will win something tonight,” she insists, looking around like she’s about to challenge you to an arm wrestle, or chess, or a race to the drinks table.
“Nope,” you grin. “I’m on a streak.”
“I hate your streak.”
“You love it.”
“I hate it,” she repeats, but she’s smiling, her eyes lit up with the thrill of it all the game, the drinks, the way you keep meeting each other in these little pockets of the night where it feels like it’s just the two of you.
Someone calls your name, a cousin waving from the karaoke setup now forming near the terrace.
Alexia hears it too. “No,” she says immediately. “Not singing.”
“Oh, now you’re scared?”
“I fear nothing.”
“You fear losing.”
“I fear karaoke.”
You grin wide, stepping toward her like you might drag her there anyway. "I thought you feared nothing.
She steps back, holds up a finger. “If you make me sing,” she warns, “I’ll say more things in Spanish that you don’t understand.”
You pause, then lean in, just slightly. “I’m not sure that’s a threat anymore.”
Alexia blinks once then smirks and you catch sight of the Jenga tower across the lawn, tall and precarious.
You nudge Alexia’s arm. “Jenga?”
She raises her brows. “You want to lose again?”
“You lost last time.”
“Did not.”
“Did so.”
You’re already walking, Alexia follows, of course she does, brushing a hand along your arm briefly as she passes you. You pretend not to feel your whole body register it.
The tower’s almost your height, you face off like it’s a championship final. A few people hover again Carmen and Patri, drinks in hand, clearly watching from a distance, doing a poor job of pretending not to whisper about you both, but the rest of the world fades out when Alexia picks her first block.
The game begins slow, careful pulls, little smiles, narrowed eyes, utter silence between you and then it starts getting risky.
“You’re wobbling it on purpose,” Alexia mutters as you nudge a centre piece loose.
“I’m strategic,” you counter, not looking up. “Big difference.”
The stack sways slightly Alexia watches your hand like she’s studying a match replay.
When you finally slide the block free, she lets out a low whistle, “Lucky.”
“Skilled.”
“Lucky.”
Then it’s her turn, she kneels down slightly to reach one of the lower blocks her backless dress shifting as she moves, the shimmer of metallic brown catching the fairy lights strung above. Tattoos peek out like secrets across her shoulders and down her back. She glances up once, catches you watching her, and smirks. “Distracted?” she teases.
“By your elbows,” you shoot back.
She laughs, actually wobbles the tower with her shoulder, gasps, and steadies it again with the most dramatic gasp you’ve ever heard.
“See?” you say. “That was luck.”
“Cállate”
You grin and lean in closer, both of you now circling the tower like cats. “Careful,” you say as she reaches again. “Jenga’s a cruel mistress.”
“That’s dramatic.”
“So are you.”
“I’m passionate.”
“Right,” you say. “Passion’s what made you yell about the wind earlier.”
She pulls the block free clean and impressively quickly, she stands slowly, eyes bright, close to you now, close enough that your shoulders brush. Neither of you move. “You’re going to knock it over,” she says.
“I am not.”
“I can feel it.”
“You just want me to.”
“Maybe.” Your hand is on the next block, it slides, a hair’s width and sticks. You freeze Alexia leans in close to your ear, lowering her voice. “Muppet…” you giggle, the block slips from your grip the tower sways violently and crashes to the grass.
Laughter erupts around you, but you barely hear it. Alexia’s got that smug, dangerous grin again like she planned it all along.
She leans in and whispers something in Spanish slow, deliberate, impossible to understand but definitely smug.
You groan. “Not fair.”
“Very fair,” she says. “Me gusta ganar.”
“Translation?”
She shrugs innocently. “Guess.”
You narrow your eyes. “I swear if that means ‘I win’…”
Alexia’s already walking off with a victorious sway in her step, tossing a wink over her shoulder. You just shake your head, smiling helplessly.
She walks off like she’s just won the World Cup chin high, victorious strut, that smug little grin tugging at the corner of her mouth. You stand there a second, stunned by her dramatics, then you walk with pace after her. You never chase women and yet here you were literally chasing after one you didn't even know 24 hours ago.
“Hey,” you call, catching up to her just as she grabs another drink from a tray someone’s weaving through the crowd with. “Do that again.”
Alexia looks over her shoulder, amused. “Do what?”
“That” you mimic her wink, squinting one eye dramatically, “your little victory wink.”
She tries to keep a straight face, but her smirk betrays her. “You liked that?”
You’re already laughing, folding your arms. “Do it again.”
She turns fully toward you, drink in hand, eyes locked on yours then closes both eyes at the same time, you burst out laughing.
Instinctively you reach forward and touch her forearm at her side, “That’s not a wink, Alexia!"
She shrugs, fake-casual. “Yes it is.” She does it again with so much confidence.
“You’re malfunctioning.”
“Muppet.”
You nudge her arm, she bumps you back but doesn't pull back anywhere near the distance she had been, you lift your drink to her, eyes still dancing. “To your terrible wink.”
She taps hers against yours gently, her voice low, her gaze not leaving yours. “Eres muy guapa.”
There it is again that same phrase from earlier. You pause, holding her eyes. “Still not translating that one?”
She smiles, tilting her head. “Nope.”
You sip your drink. “Rude.”
Alexia leans a little closer, lowering her voice just enough for it to feel secret. “Maybe later.”
☀️
You hadn’t planned on dancing not in heels, not in this heat, not after at least three different games involving alcohol. But when the music shifted to something warmer, something with a heartbeat, Alexia found you effortlessly amongst your family, tugged your hand gently and tilted her head toward the garden dance floor.
You hadn’t said yes, but you also hadn’t said no and put up no fight whatsoever.
Now here you are her hand in yours, the lights strung above flickering golden, the music thudding faintly underfoot. She’s not a great dancer not in the traditional, spin you like a film scene way but she’s confident and playful, and that’s better.
She twirls you once, clumsily, you both laugh, “You’re going to dislocate my shoulder,” you tell her with a smile seemingly permanently fixed to your face when she was near.
Alexia just grins, you sway together in that loose way that isn’t quite a slow dance but definitely isn’t friendly distance anymore. One of her hands finds yours again not tight, not formal, just there. Holding it like she has every right to.
Your fingers slip together easily, her hair’s falling loose around her shoulders now, her dress still catching the light like copper fire. Every time she leans in close to say something in your ear, you feel the warmth of it curl down your spine.
It’s almost disappointing when you hear Carmen’s voice calling your name through the music.
You turn, laughing, she waves you over, she notices your smile fade ever so slightly, and beckons you like a mother would, you give Alexia a look and leave her on the dance floor one of her friends happily taking your place
“Oh, finally!” she says, eyes wide and dramatic. “I thought we’d have to physically separate you two with a broomstick.”
You roll your eyes. “We’re not—”
She lifts a brow. “Joined. At. The. Hip?”
“She made me dance!”
“She made you laugh. A lot.” Carmen folds her arms, mock stern. “You looked like teenagers. Very flirty teenagers.”
You try to dodge it, but you’re smiling too much to be believable. “We’re just messing about.”
“Mmm.” Carmen is not buying it.
You blink at her, suddenly curious. “Okay, serious question.”
Carmen perks up. “Finally. Go on.”
You lower your voice a little, keeping it light, casual. “What does ‘me gustas’ mean?”
Carmen stares at you. “Who said that?”
“Hypothetical question,” you say, holding up a hand. “Just tell me.”
She eyes you. “It means ‘I like you.’ Like… I like you. Not like ‘I like pizza,’ but you-you.”
Your stomach does a weird little flip, you cover it with a sip of wine. “Okay. Interesting.”
Carmen leans closer. “What else?”
You hesitate. “What about ‘eres muy guapa?’”
“Oh,” she grins. “That means… ‘you’re very pretty.’” You stop sipping Carmen squints at you. “Why are you asking these?”
“No reason.”
“Mmhm.” Her grin grows, all too knowing. “Just, you know, collecting phrases for your Spanish textbook?”
“Exactly.”
Carmen’s already backing away into the crowd, smug as anything. “Well, maybe your Spanish is better than you think, guapa.”
You glance back toward the dance floor Alexia’s dancing there, half-lit in the string lights, your breath catches as you realise the most stunning women you've ever seen thinks your pretty.
☀️
The dinning hall is now set up for the evening meal, round white-clothed tables stretch under woven lanterns, the sun setting into a gold haze over the hills. You’re sat with your parents and brothers, all of you a little sun-flushed and half full from the first two courses. Your uncle is telling a long-winded story you’ve already tuned out of twice.
You’ve got your phone hidden in your lap, screen dimmed low, lazily scrolling through your own Instagram feed mostly old holiday posts, blurry selfies, the odd sunset you’d thought looked profound at the time. You hadn’t expected to get a notification, but there it is at the top of your screen.
alexiaputellas liked your photo.
And not just any photo it’s from two years ago, she was scrolling your instagram, you blink, smile and tilt your screen slightly away from your brother clearly looking for some entertainment.
Your thumb hovers over the notification, and then instinctively you glance across the tables just casually. She’s over on the far side with Carmen’s teammates, half turned in her chair, laughing at something, her hand out as a women opposite handed her phone back over the table. She doesn’t look at you, which makes it somehow worse, or better, you can’t tell, but you were a topic of conversation amongst her friends.
You open your DMs and click on Patri’s name, you and her had shared polite messages after the hen do.
You: Tell Alexia she’s real smooth for liking a picture from two years ago
You barely have time to look up again when you hear it a burst of laughter from the table across the way, sharp and sudden. You catch sight of Patri, cackling as she shoves her phone toward Alexia. A few others are craning to see, all of them delighting in your digital callout.
Alexia's face is a picture, you can see the blush from here, you try not to smile. Fail and look back down at your plate like you didn’t just throw a spark into a very flammable situation.
Your phone buzzes again.
Patri: She’s gonna kill me but she says fue un accidente.
Patri : She also says you’re still a muppet.
You snort softly, enough for your brother to glance at you. “What’s so funny?”
You shake your head. “Just something stupid.” But your heart’s beating a little faster now, and when you risk another glance up Alexia’s watching you from across the tables.
You look back at your phone, thumb hovering over the keyboard, biting back a grin as you type.
You: Can I ask you to translate something for me?
It’s harmless, mostly, you know it'll get a reaction, you hit send, then glance up briefly, only to feel another buzz almost instantly.
Patri: Alexia said come here.
You look up properly this time, sure enough, Alexia’s watching you from across the way, her arm draped over the back of her chair she tips her chin toward you not quite a beckon, not quite a challenge and you know exactly what she’s doing.
So you stand excusing yourself and heading through the tables, a few heads turn as you approach, Alexia doesn’t say anything as you approach. Just points at you with a single finger and says, through a grin “No translation. You Google. Later. In home. In England.”
You can’t help the laugh that slips from you and without thinking or maybe very much with thinking you step in a little closer, gently grab that pointed finger, and hold it between yours. “You’re not my captain, darling,” you say, smiling up at her, “you can’t tell me what to do.”
She blinks, smiles wider, like she’s just been challenged and loves it, she leans a little closer her voice low and full of wicked amusement, “You don’t listen very good.”
You raise your brows. “I do when I want to”
“Stubborn.”
"I prefer determined"
You hear someone behind her whisper something someone else stifles a laugh but you’re not paying attention to anything now except the look she’s giving you. Finally, you release her finger with a little flick.
“Fine,” you say, stepping back. “But I’m still Googling it.”
“Later,” she says.
“At home?”
“In England,” she echoes nodding, laughing.
You walk back to your seat with your pulse dancing somewhere in your throat and the ghost of her hand still between your fingers.
You slide back into your seat, smoothing the skirt of your dress and reaching instinctively for your wine. Your cheeks are warm whether from the alcohol or Alexia’s grin, you’re not sure, probably both.
You lift your glass and take a sip, trying not to let the smile tugging at your lips give too much away, but your mum is already looking at you and not in the vague, distracted way she looks when she’s trying to figure out if the canapés had goat cheese in them. No this is the look.
She leans in gently, voice soft so only you can hear. “Is that the girl who’s been taking all your attention all day?”
You blink, then laugh quietly. “What happened to pretending not to notice things?”
“I gave up after child number three.” She nudges your arm. “So?”
You glance across the garden Alexia’s listening half-heartedly to something Patri is saying, but her eyes flick to yours over her shoulder the moment you look. She smiles just slightly and then pretends to be fully engaged in whatever story is being told.
You look back at your mum, exhale a breath through your nose, half-laughing. “She’s…” You shrug, a little helpless. “She’s nice. Funny. Annoying”
Your mum tilts her head. “Pretty.”
You nod. “Very.”
There’s a pause. You toy with your napkin, you’ve always been open with her. She was the first one you told about you liking girls. The first one you told when you first kissed a girl to.
So you don’t bother pretending now. “I think I like her,” you say, your voice a little smaller than before. “But it’s probably just the wedding. The sun. The wine. I've just got caught up in it all, it’s not like I’ll see her again, is it?”
Your mum gives you a knowing look the one she saves for when you pretend you’re being logical but your heart’s already halfway over the fence. “Stranger things have happened,” she says gently. “And you’ve always been a sucker for a complicated smile.”
You laugh. “Thanks, Mum.”
She pats your hand. “Just don’t let your head talk your heart out of something fun.”
You nod, quietly, you try to change the subject as dessert menus are being passed around, someone’s arguing about whether churros count as wedding cake, and Carmen is gracefully making her rounds in her sleek, glittering gown, hugging relatives and posing for photos.
But your mum isn’t letting this go. “Alexia,” she says again, as if you haven’t already been over this. “So she’s Spanish?”
You blink at her. “We’re in Spain, Mum.”
“I meant from here. Local.”
You nod reluctantly. “Barcelona.”
“Ah.” She smiles, too casually. “And is she…?”
You give her a look. “Yes, Mum. She’s gay.”
“Just checking.” She takes a sip of wine, but you can see her brain still turning. “So she plays for a team?”
“Yes.”
“Is she any good?”
“Mum.”
“What! I’m just trying to build a picture!”
Before you can answer, Carmen appears at your side, radiant and flushed from all the attention, crouching down slightly between the two of you. “Are we gossiping without me?” she asks, eyes darting between you and your mum with a knowing grin.
“Oh good,” your mum says brightly, turning to Carmen like she’s been waiting for backup. “You’ll know. Tell me more about this Alexia. She seems lovely.”
Your stomach sinks slightly. “Mum—”
But Carmen just lights up with mischief. “Oh, Alexia?” she says, pretending to think. “Captain of Barça. National treasure. Stubborn. Competitive. Terrible loser.”
“She’s been very sweet with my daughter,” your mum says.
Carmen glances at you. “Oh yes. Very sweet.”
You shoot her a warning glare. She ignores it.
Your mum continues, relentless. “Is she seeing anyone?”
“Mum!”
Carmen laughs, delighted now. “She’s not. But she is very picky, I'm not aware of her dating many people at all, the bigger she got the less she did it.”
Your mum leans in conspiratorially. “She liked one of her photos from two years ago.”
"How do you even know that?" You asked, your mum simply pointed to your brother beside you.
Carmen’s face lights up like Christmas. “No she didn’t.”
“She did!” your mum confirms, like this is a joint investigation. “And then this one had the nerve to act like it wasn’t a big deal.”
You hide your face in your hands.
Carmen pats your shoulder. “It is a big deal. That’s the Instagram version of writing someone’s name in a notebook and drawing hearts around it.”
Your mum nods solemnly, “Exactly.”
You peek between your fingers. “Can you both please find another hobby?”
Carmen grins and gets back to her feet, smoothing her dress. “I have to go be charming again but don’t worry, I’ll let Alexia know she’s already passed inspection.”
You groan. “Carmen”
She walks away backward, grinning, and says, “Your mum likes her. That’s basically marriage in Spain.”
You drop your head to the table, your mum just pats your back, smug as anything, “I’m good at this,” she says. “Admit it.”
You mutter into the tablecloth, “I should’ve sat at the kids’ table.”
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The laughter still carries on behind you a soft chorus of music, chairs scraping, someone yelling out a slurred toast in Spanish as your family begins to slip away from the glowing lights of the wedding. The night has worn on, the heat finally giving way to a cooler breeze, and the sky overhead is scattered with stars.
Your heels click softly against the stone path as you walk alongside your parents and your middle brother, all of you drifting slowly back toward the house.
Your mum’s arm is looped around your dad’s, and she’s humming some old wedding tune under her breath. Your brother’s rubbing at his neck like he might have pulled something during the earlier, aggressive limbo game.
You’re quiet, restless in your own skin, because you’d been waiting.
You hadn’t said it out loud, not to them, not even to yourself really, but somewhere in the slow moments between dancing and dessert and that sun-drunk laughter, you’d been hoping that you might catch her one more time.
A glance, a word, a stupid half-argument about who actually won Jenga. Something, but as you all say goodnight to lingering cousins and sleepy toddlers being carried back inside, you glance around one last time, and she’s not there.
The chair she’d been sitting in earlier is empty, the space by the bar where you'd sat together after the ceremony is dark now.
You slow a little behind your parents as you near the main house, your steps soft on the old terracotta tiles, one last glance over your shoulder. Still no sign of her.
Your mum looks back at you, noticing the lag. “You alright, love?”
You nod, forcing a smile. “Yeah. Just tired and my shoes are hurting”
She gives you a look that says she doesn’t believe you as you take your heels off but she lets it go.
As you step inside, the coolness of the villa brushes over your bare shoulders. You’re holding your shoes in one hand, dress swinging lightly around your legs. You tell yourself it’s silly, you barely know her, you won’t see her again. You weren’t expecting anything, but still, you were hoping.
And when you crawl into the big unfamiliar guest bed, in the quiet hum of night, you stare up at the ceiling for a long while the sounds of celebration muffled now through thick walls.
You don’t cry, you don’t ache, but the pillow still smells like sun cream and wine and a day you weren’t ready to let go of.
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It’s well past 3am, the villa is silent now, thick with the hush that only comes after a long, sun-soaked day of celebration. The kind of quiet that hums just beneath the surface, like the air’s still catching its breath.
You’re lying on top of the sheets, in your tank top and soft cotton shorts, scrolling aimlessly, light from your phone casting shadows on the wall and then tap. You freeze. Tap. Tap-tap.
You sit up slowly, the curtain flutters as you move it aside and then, with a confused squint, you push the window open.
There she is, Alexia, standing below in the garden, where moonlight pools across the grass like spilled milk, hands clenched, shoulders slightly hunched like she’s not sure if this is a good idea or a very bad one.
You lean against the sill, still a little dazed. “Can I help you?” you ask, a soft smile playing on your lips.
She tilts her head, that familiar smirk tugging at her mouth. “I wanted to say… was nice, meeting you.”
You rest your forearms on the window frame, chin tilted just slightly. “You threw rocks at my window to say that?”
“Yes.” A pause. “Romantic, no?” You bite back your grin and your brows lift Alexia shrugs below you. “Maybe not romantic or smart.”
You huff a laugh and shake your head. “What would you have done if I didn’t hear you?”
She grins, wolfish. “Climbed.”
You raise an eyebrow. “You’re wearing heels.”
She holds up her hand, fingers spread. “Footballer legs.”
You rest your cheek against your arm, watching her. Her hair’s pulled back now, messier than it was earlier, her dress still clinging to her but a jacket slung over her shoulders since the temperature had dropped.
There’s a pause, then you say it, soft, teasing. “You’re not very good at goodbyes, are you?”
She kicks a bit of stone with her foot. “No.”
“I was looking for you,” you admit before you can stop yourself. “Earlier.”
That catches her off guard her eyes flick up quickly, like she wasn’t expecting you to admit it. “I know,” she says.
You smile slowly. “Stalker.”
Alexia smiles back. “Romantic.”
Then she steps back one pace, eyes never leaving yours. “Okay. I go now. Let you sleep. My lift home is waiting”
You don’t say anything right away. Don’t want to break it, but as she turns slightly, you call softly, “Alexia?”
She looks back, you hesitate then grin. “I lied. I’m totally Googling what you said to me earlier.” Lying again that you didn't already know
She shakes her head, laughing silently, then calls up “You won’t find it right. Not if you spell it how I said it.”
You gasp dramatically. “You tricked me?”
Her grin widens. “Always.”
She starts walking away, then throws one last glance over her shoulder. “Sleep good, muppet girl.”
You watch until she disappears behind the trees, then you close the window softly and slide back into bed. This time, when your head hits the pillow, you’re smiling and sleep comes easy.
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Tac Talks Coasters - Post 7: #164




Photo Sources: All photos are mine
Mean Streak at Cedar Point!
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Opened: 1991 Closed: 2016 Manufacturer: Dinn Corporation Height: 161 ft (49 m) Speed: 65 mph (105 kph) Length: 5,427 ft (1,654 m) My most recent ride: 2016
Big, long, fast and boring. Those are the four main words I would use to describe Mean Streak to you. The ride was huge, with it's almost 5 and a half thousand feet of track, but it chose to not do anything interesting whatsoever with that track. It was just long drawn out turn after long drawn out turn. The fact that the ride was rough also didn't help matters either.
It wasn't as egregious as Swamp Fox, but it wasn't a whole lot better. My favorite personal anecdote about Mean Streak is the way my dad described the experience: Imagine you're sitting on a stool in the middle of a blank room. A buzzer sounds, and a bunch of hatches open up at the base of the walls around the perimeter of the room. A half dozen or so orangutans all run out and start beating you with 2 by 4s for about 2 and a half minutes. The buzzer sounds again, the orangutans run away and the hatches close within a few seconds and you're sitting there trying to figure out what the hell just happened. Mean Streak, everyone lmao.
While the ride experience left a lot to be desired, I have to give Mean Streak credit for it's visual appearance. Not many coasters give you the sense of immensity that Mean Streak did, at least not in the same way. To quote my dad again, he said standing in the middle of the ride walking through the queue felt like being in the middle of a cyclone of wood, and honestly that was a good way to describe it. The ride felt huge when you looked at it. It was made with 1.7 million board feet of Southern Yellow Pine and I believe that metric. Flying through the structure that dense with wood towards the end of the ride was a pretty cool experience visually at least.
But in the end, Mean Streak closed at the end of 2016 to make way for something much, much, MUCH better :3c
Thanks for checking out today's coaster post! Keep an eye out for tomorrow's coaster!
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My JuniorJackets loving heart would like to know: what kind of animals are Gen, Akilah, and Mari?
thank you for the ask, i appreciate it! They are all next on the queue, unfortunately i only have a little sketchbook drabble for Akilah rn:
she's a flying fox :)
Mari is a Margay and Gen is a raccoon!
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Every ssbu character's main in ssbu.
Mario: Dr. Mario. (He likes imagining he has a PHD)
Donkey Kong: bowser (getting back at him for all the times he stole his thing, bowser throws barrels too much it's a personal gripe of mine)
Link: sora (interested in the other hero, plays basically any character with a sword that is a heroic character to try emulate them, also kirby cause cooking)
Samus: fox (admires hid piloting skills and general space adventury-ness
Dark samus: wolf (edgy version of samus' choice)
Yoshi: kirby (yoshi 🤝 kirby = having a problem? Eat it!)
Kirby: sephiroth (cosmic level threat and sephiroth)
Fox: meta Knight (wants to have basically the ability to fly no matter what)
Pikachu: steve (meta slave)
Luigi: bowser (wants to feel powerful for once, also boweegee)
Ness: mii gunner (sans costume, queue matpat)
Captain falcon: Sonic (gotta go fast)
Jigglypuff: pyra/mythra (specifically the hatsune miku costume cause jiggs loves hatsune miku)
Peach: ike (learnt swordfighting in princess peach showtime so now is obsessed with swords)
Daisy: daisy (she is the most self confident person on the list)
Bowser: Bowser Jr (proud of his son)
Ice climbers: pyra/mythra (swap between each other when they swap to other character)
Sheik: bayonetta (entirely off of vibes no explanation)
Zelda: zero suit samus (women in stem rise up)
Dr. Mario: wario (wants to eat what he wants without worrying about his health)
Pichu: kirby (just a lil guy)
Falco: falco (also an arrogant pos imo)
Marth: mii swordfighter (idk fire emblem lore he feels like a basic bitch lmao)
Lucina: joker (idk why vibes alone)
Young link: pikachu (annoying lil shit)
Ganondorf: bowser (admires his power)
Mewtwo: steve (meta slave pt. 2)
Roy: Roy (the bowser Jr skin not himself)
Chrom: Robin (idk their relationship but sure)
Mr game and watch: sora (black and white outfit, reminds him of his time)
Meta knight: peach (bbg)
Pit: sephiroth (saw "one-winged angel" and didn't question anything else)
Dark pit: daisy (also bbg)
Zero suit samus: samus (wants back in)
Wario: luigi (specifically the ourple skin causs he wants waluigi)
Snake: min min (keep em away from you is better for stealth. Alternatively joker cause he has a gun)
Ike: link (other hero of light)
Pokemon trainer: incineroar (queue Wolfe VGC)
Diddy kong: bowser Jr (they're friends out of the game)
Lucas: hero (Likes goku)
Sonic: shulk (only uses speed monado)
Dedede: dedede (he's perfect)
Olimar: ridley (wants to feel big)
Lucario: steve (meta slave pt. 3)
Rob: snake (calculates positions for the bombs)
Toon link: sora (also toon character)
Wolf: Ridley (flies, is edgy, space related.)
Villager: Mario (basic bitch)
Mega man: rob (robot solidarity)
Wii fit: little mac (fitness training together)
Rosa luma: ice climbers (2 people supremacy)
Little mac: any fighting game character, mainly kazuya (hand to hand fighting supremacy)
Greninja: sheik (ninja)
Not doing mii fighters cause they don't have personality
Palutena: bayonetta (yas queen)
Pac-man: Mr. Game and watch (old people unite)
Robin: chrom (again, idk their relationship but there's something)
Shulk: sephiroth (wants to have the biggest sword again)
Bowser jr: Ness (wants to be annoying)
Duck hunt: joker (G U N)
Ryu: kazuya (they understand each other)
Ken: terry (they understand each other)
Cloud: sora (they're buddies)
Corrin: Robin (other transgender character lmao)
Bayonetta: byleth (idk vibes)
Inkling: mewtwo (canonically nb character and inkling is the most nb character you can choose)
Ridley: kazuya (purple thing solidarity)
Simon: Simon (simon)
Richter: Simon (inferiority complex)
King k rool: dedede (king recognises king)
Isabelle: snake (as close to doomguy as I can think)
Incineroar: incineroar (arrogance)
Pirhana plant: donkey Kong (approach if you dare)
Joker: kirby (stealing shit my beloved)
Hero: link (he's THE hero)
Banjo kazooey: banjo (he doesn't know you can play as someone else)
Terry: cloud (blond bitches unite)
Byleth: corrin (transgender unite)
Min min: min min (cause no one else would ever want to play that character)
Steve: steve (not cause meta)
Sephiroth: dark pit (dark angel recognises dark angel)
Pyra: captain falcon (vibes)
Mythra: zelda (vibes)
Kazuya: ganondorf (big evil man)
Sora: cloud (they're buddies)
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All round 3 results are in! Let's say congratulations to our winners, listed from widest to narrowest margin:
45.5 points: Snow Leopard, defeated Clouded Leopard
31.3 points: Spectacled Flying Fox, defeated Fairy Penguin
30.1 points: Wild Boar, defeated White-Tailed Deer
30.0 points: Piping Plover, defeated Masked Lapwing
24.8 points: Ball Python, defeated Veiled Chameleon
8.5 points: Black Footed Cat, defeated Mini Lop Rabbit
6.5 points: Harp Seal, defeated Sea Otter
2.4 points: Giant Pacific Octopus, defeated Great Purple Emperor
I'll queue up round 4 to begin this Friday (Dec 13) with one poll per day. We're getting down to the wire now with just 4 polls for round 4!
This is a relatively diverse bunch except for two animals, so:
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Welp! Guess my queue ate all my posts!
Anyway! Heres a staple of Australian Nightlife, the Grey Headed Flying Fox! We commonly call them fruit bats, due to their diet being made up of mostly Fruit and Nectar!
An interesting fact for you! Australia is free of traditional Rabies (Another important reason we are so careful about transporting pets) but we do have ABLV or Australian Bat Lyssavirus which has on occasion been spread to humans.
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6/24 - 6/30/2024
As I presaged in my post last week, I did not get much writing done this week due to all the RL (“RL”) things (and then yesterday we made the mistake of forgetting about CANADA DAY and therefore CANADA DAY HOLIDAY WEEKEND. panik! panik at the Costco), and now I don’t remember all the structures and arcs I was holding in mind for this chapter.
I spent 28 hours of this week driving so I had a lot of time to dream up other things I’d like to write, though it did not escape my notice that if we had trains I could have spent a good portion of that 28 hours writing. I also thought a lot about Hitsugaya 12, which is a chapter I’m pretty much always thinking a lot about but have written very little of, relative to the time spent on Thoughts. I am somehow STILL. REVISING. scenes from Hisagi’s chapter, which is apparently the hardest chapter in the world.
I have also dissolved into my typical state of writing things on the Internet and really wishing I had not. Saying things feels bad!! I regret every post, tag, reply, comment, email, Slack, text message, whatever; and also anything that’s ever come out of my fleshy mouth on Zoom, in person, and also when no one else was around to hear it. Some of those actually are not writing things on the Internet, but I regret it all. I will also regret having written this; I probably already do. Can I say anything that doesn’t make me feel really stupid, illegible, boring, unlikable, or thoughtless? Can I overwrite failure by saying more? NO BUT I SURE CAN MAKE IT FEEL WORSE. Tumblr-as-exposure-therapy is not, I don’t think, actually effective, and neither is putting things in the queue and having them get said later. ANYWAY IGNORE ME, ignore me
I have seen TWO foxes in my backyard recently and the fireflies are out in force now, illuminating all the trees, which is a very recent development for this summer. Makes that heat wave worth it. <3 I also watched a bird get swallowed by a waterfall…??? Like, it was flying by the waterfall and I was admiring its ability to gauge a safe distance near the falls and spray and then I watched it wobble and falter and then, uh, watched it disappear clear from this plane of existence.
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Dare to Take the Plunge? A Complete Guide to Bungee Jumping in Rishikesh
Looking for an adrenaline rush like no other? If your heart craves thrill and your spirit seeks something bold, bungee jumping in Rishikesh is the ultimate adventure waiting for you. Nestled in the foothills of the Himalayas, Rishikesh isn’t just the yoga capital of the world—it’s also home to one of the most exhilarating free-fall experiences you can find in India.
This guide dives into everything you need to know before taking that unforgettable leap.
Why Rishikesh for Bungee Jumping?
There’s a reason bungee jumping Rishikesh tops every thrill-seeker’s bucket list. It combines raw natural beauty with the highest safety standards, offering jumpers a breathtaking mix of scenic views and unmatched adventure.
Rishikesh offers not just a jump—but an experience. Surrounded by dense forests and river valleys, it’s a setting that amplifies the emotion of the fall, making it one of the most iconic spots for bungee jumping in the country.
Rishikesh Bungee Jumping Height – How High Is the Jump?
If you're wondering about the intensity, the Rishikesh bungee jumping height is not for the faint-hearted. At 83 meters (272 feet), it’s currently the highest bungee jumping height in India.
That’s equivalent to leaping off a 22-storey building. The moment of free-fall is pure adrenaline—followed by a smooth rebound, all while you’re harnessed safely by international-grade equipment.
Is It Safe?
Absolutely. The operators here follow international safety protocols, and the entire system is handled by professionally trained jump masters. Helmets, body harnesses, ankle cords—all equipment undergoes rigorous checks. Even first-time jumpers can feel confident taking the plunge.
The site is purpose-built and regularly inspected to ensure maximum safety, with multiple redundant safety checks before every jump.
What does Bungee Jumping in Rishikesh Cost?
Planning your budget? The cost of bungee jumping in Rishikesh typically ranges from INR 3700 to INR 4000 per person for the jump alone. Combo packages that include other adventure activities like the Giant Swing or Flying Fox may cost a bit more.
Video recordings of your jump are also available at an additional price—and honestly, it’s worth every rupee for the bragging rights and replay value.
How to Book – No Last-Minute Surprises
To make the most of your experience, it’s highly recommended to handle your rishikesh bungee jumping booking in advance. The slots fill up quickly, especially during weekends and holidays.
Online booking is quick, easy, and ensures that you get to your preferred time without standing in long queues. Most platforms allow you to select your activity, preferred date, and time—all in a few clicks.
Who Can Jump?
Most people can enjoy Rishikesh bungee jumping, but there are a few requirements:
Minimum age: 12 years
Minimum weight: 40 kg
Maximum weight: 110 kg
People with heart conditions, high blood pressure, recent surgeries, or pregnancy are advised not to jump
You’ll need to sign a declaration of fitness before the jump, so be honest about any health concerns.
What to Expect
Once you reach the jump site, you’ll be briefed thoroughly. From there, it’s a short walk to the platform where the view alone is enough to raise your heartbeat. As the jump master counts you down, it’s just you, the wind, and gravity.
The feeling? Pure freedom. You’ll never forget that split second when your fears disappear, and your instincts take over. It’s a mix of thrill, fear, joy, and peace—all rolled into one moment of flight.
Bungee jumping in Rishikesh is more than just an adventure—it’s a personal milestone. Whether you’re conquering a fear, checking off a bucket list item, or just craving the rush, it’s an experience that’ll leave you buzzing for days.
And if you're ready to take the leap with the best in the business, Jumpin Heights offers a world-class platform with unmatched safety and scenery—making it the go-to spot for thrill-seekers from around the world.
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Tag drop 1: Out of Character
🦋 夢の蝶 ▏𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐍 (ooc.) → the commander behind the fox 🦋 夢の蝶 ▏𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐍 (tbd.) → wings flying away 🦋 夢の蝶 ▏𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐍 (queue.) → to the land of dreams 🦋 夢の蝶 ▏𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐍 (psa.) → important notice 🦋 夢の蝶 ▏𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐍 (saved.) → for her commander 🦋 夢の蝶 ▏𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐍 (wishlist.) → dreams and desires in our hearts
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And the results are in:
First place:
Shiny thief
Second place:
Trash panda
Third place:
Just a lil fishy
Honourable mentions from the tags:










The tags written down for screen readers below the cut
@phlebphlob: #i am a dragon atop my hoard #i curate my queue like a loving gardener #and i make original content rarely but i do happen to do it #so im a gardener dragon i guess
@splashdragon: #a museum director selecting only the finest
@skegulium: #decadent hibernating bear
@tsnbrainrot: #im a museum curator #except the museum curator is a cat wearing a monocle
@sainamoonshine: #oh fully a possum that got in the mailbox somehow
@aurora-bore-aura: #I'm a bee in garbage #but also a fox screaming #but also a reindeer swimming for algae
@dr-paine: #dragon #like y'all remember that one Smaug comic 'WHERE'S THAT CUP I WANT TO SIT ON IT' that's the blog #i toss it all in a pile & then want some Specific Thing so i dig for hours
@shamelessequilibria: #a vampire doing her Dark Deeds on the internet
@gayserblast: Lizard who does nothing bu[t] stare into the abyss and occasionally eat a fly
@kanayatherainbowdrinker: The Rainbow Drinker
In honour of the new recruits from reddit and shitter, poll for you:
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All round one results are in! Let's say congratulations to our winners, listed from widest to narrowest margin:
72.3 points: Snow Leopard, defeated Grey Butcherbird
68.3 points: Striped Skunk, defeated Australian Pelican
66.4 points: Piping Plover, defeated Keel-Billed Toucan
59.8 points: Black Footed Cat, defeated Barnacle Goose
58.7 points: Masked Lapwing, defeated Eastern Red Bat
58.1 points: Egyptian Fruit Bat, defeated American Bullfrog
53.9 points: Tawny Frogmouth, defeated Star-Nosed Mole
51.8 points: Sea Otter, defeated Australian Magpie
51.0 points: American Alligator, defeated Inchworm
50.5 points: Asian Elephant, defeated Silkworm
50.2 points: Southern Pudu, defeated American Black Bear
49.2 points: Least Weasel, defeated Crayfish
44.7 points: Mini Lop Rabbit, defeated Domestic Guinea Pig
42.9 points: Great Purple Emperor, defeated Pygmy Seahorse
42.2 points: Lesser Hedgehog Tenrec, defeated Tardigrade
42.2 points: White-Tailed Deer, defeated Dumbo Octopus
41.4 points: Pygmy Goat, defeated Arctic Tern
36.8 points: Veiled Chamaeleon, defeated Barn Owl
36.2 points: Leopard Gecko, defeated Orca
34.8 points: Harp Seal, defeated African Forest Buffalo
27.0 points: Spectacled Flying Fox, defeated Gerenuk
26.1 points: Ball Python, defeated Okapi
25.1 points: Wild Boar, defeated Red Fox
22.9 points: Killdeer, defeated English Shorthorn
18.4 points: Clouded Leopard, defeated Capybara
16.4 points: South American Coati, defeated Ribbon Eel
15.6 points: Spotted Hyena, defeated Platypus
15.4 points: Tree Swallow, defeated Wild Turkey
12.4 points: Orchid Mantis, defeated Pygmy Slow Loris
8.7 points: Fairy Penguin, defeated Pygmy Hippo
5.4 points: Giant Pacific Octopus, defeated Aardwolf
2.1 points: Australian Owlet-Nightjar, defeated Spectral Tarsier
I'm gonna take at least a day or two before queueing up round 2. Unless I receive overwhelming feedback otherwise, I will again use a random number generator for the matchups, and use the same graphics (with taxonomic info) for each animal. However,
#cute#animals#baby animals#bracket#tournament#tumblr tournament#poll#cute animals#poll blog#zoology#results
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extremely delayed tag dump?
💙 i’ll never know unless i try. ( ic. ) 💙 and so when i’m ready to be bolder. ( dash comm. ) 💙 you said i will listen ; tell it all. ( answered. ) 💙 when you’re finished we’ll talk more. ( anonymous. ) 💙 a phoenix in the water ; a fish that’s learned to fly. ( visage. ) 💙 take me away to some place real. ( aesthetic. ) 💙 with every small disaster i’ll let the waters still. ( musings. ) 💙 but there’s a shining in the shadows. ( headcanons. ) 💙 and so i am wishing wishing further for the excitement to arrive. ( memes and prompts. ) 💙 comfort will rest on my shoulders and i’ll burry my future behind. ( dash games. ) 💙 people die when they are killed... right maria? ( ooc. ) 💙 you’ll be always on my mind. ( queue. ) 💙 i’ll always keep you with me. ( saved. ) 💙 i’d rather be causing the chaos. ( crack. ) 💙 my best friend. ( shadow the hedgehog. ) 💙 smart and sassy. ( rouge the bat. ) 💙 shaped like a friend. ( E-123 Omega. ) 💙 hammering heroine. ( amy rose. ) 💙 bright eyed wonder. ( tails the fox. ) 💙 a true hero. ( sonic the hedgehog. ) 💙 brawlin’ brawns. ( knuckles the echidna. ) 💙 grandfather. ( gerald robotnik. ) 💙 family now and forever. ( ivo robotnik. )
#💙 i’ll never know unless i try. ( ic. )#💙 and so when i’m ready to be bolder. ( dash comm. )#💙 you said i will listen ; tell it all. ( answered. )#💙 when you’re finished we’ll talk more. ( anonymous. )#💙 a phoenix in the water ; a fish that’s learned to fly. ( visage. )#💙 take me away to some place real. ( aesthetic. )#💙 with every small disaster i’ll let the waters still. ( musings. )#💙 but there’s a shining in the shadows. ( headcanons. )#💙 and so i am wishing wishing further for the excitement to arrive. ( memes and prompts. )#💙 comfort will rest on my shoulders and i’ll burry my future behind. ( dash games. )#💙 people die when they are killed... right maria? ( ooc. )#💙 you’ll be always on my mind. ( queue. )#💙 i’ll always keep you with me. ( saved. )#💙 i’d rather be causing the chaos. ( crack. )#💙 my best friend. ( shadow the hedgehog. )#💙 smart and sassy. ( rouge the bat. )#💙 shaped like a friend. ( E-123 Omega. )#💙 hammering heroine. ( amy rose. )#💙 bright eyed wonder. ( tails the fox. )#💙 a true hero. ( sonic the hedgehog. )#💙 brawlin’ brawns. ( knuckles the echidna. )#💙 grandfather. ( gerald robotnik. )#💙 family now and forever. ( ivo robotnik. )
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Closed thread with @heyqxeens
It was almost 3:30 pm and Emily was BOOKING it to the library. she was supposed to meet Peter at the library a half hour ago, but something came up. her dad had called, and since they hadn’t spoken in weeks-- her mother forced her to talk to him at least for a few minutes. While yes, she still LOVED her dad-- it didn’t make their relationship any better when all he talked about was the ZOO back home. No ‘ hey how’s school going?’ or ‘when can I come see you’. the whole experience was just AWKWARD.
PETER was really the only person who could get her mind off of things like this. Not just because he rambled so much, but because he was her (only) best friend and KNEW what she needed to here. Speaking of Peter, she was lucky to see that he was still waiting on her when she came in.
“I am SO sorry I’m late!” she said, taking a seat in front of the brunette. “My dad called and well-- you know how THAT goes.” Emily explained, rolling her eyes as she took out all of her studying equipment. “Where do you wanna start?”
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