#「Chenanigans (Crack)」

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Chen’s reaction to someone shapeshifting as her be like:

“OK no, hold on for a second. THIS is your best attempt? Come on, I don’t even know where to begin with you. First, I’m not cute so we’re on a bad footing already. Secondly, that’s a dress? Oh you stole it from a merchant well still, I ain’t wearing any kind of skirt. Where’s my battle scars huh? Too many? That ain’t an excuse, maybe you should’ve focused on someone less ragged if you’re that delicated--Hey stop crying!”

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“Master Ran.”

“Hm? Something on your mind, Chen? You know I’m always available to answer any inquiry you may have.”

“Well in that case...Why does Mario crush turts all da--”

“Any inquiry but that.”

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“Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?”

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“Hello youtube. In this video, I’ll show you morning routine so please smash the like button and subscribe. OK, so I start by waking up in the morning at 4am so I can start the grind bright and early, I also meditate while I jog because who cares on watching your step. I take a shower with cold water because it beats a cup of coffee and I take my laptop so I can answer emails while I shampoo my hair. Once I’m done showering, I take 2 bottles of vitamins for breakfast and read 3 books at the same time. As you can tell, I’m a total beast of productivity.”

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“Call me Chen, it’s short for Chenjamin.”

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“Come to Mayohiga in the next 330 minutes if you want an ass-kicking!”

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“Since it’s Monday, it’s time for my weekly near-death experience.”

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“I don’t attract youkai though, I’m a chic magnet not a youkai magnet.”

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“Today I’m running around Gensokyo with a pack of wild lesbians! Let’s go lesbians, let’s go!”

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“I’m a lesbiab--No uh, lesbiam...”

“Les...bien?”

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def fight(you):

   return punch(you.yourface)

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“People around Miss Knowledge might think she’s gloomy but she actually likes listening to hip hop and stuff.”

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"I have major depressive disorder!"

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Ran: Our daughter didn’t want me to hold back so I mop the floor with her in the training room.

Yukari: That is great! Mind if I watch?

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“The post above is gay.”

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Chen on her side of the mission like: