#꒰ dad!peter asks .ᐟ ꒱

[bohnerrific69]

Peter Maximoff is so girl dad coded, like I cannot possibly conceive (lol) of a universe where he has a son at all. Idk, maybe I'm just crazy and love girl dad-ifying my favorite fictional men.

oh i get you completely anon!! 🥹 growing up in a house where he lacked a father figure, his life experience being around only by those strong womans (mama magda, wanda and lorna) having madly respect and admiration for them, he surely would be more comfortable and happy (and whising) being a girl dad always.

but i see peter being so family oriented, that even if you first-born pregnancy be a boy he wouldn't even dare having a negative (against) thought about it. he of course would be nervous and self-doubt a little himself at this new position, but knowing what he lacked his whole life, peter would do his best, being there for his little boy, thing no one did at his turn. (i think it would be a stronger healing process to his inner child than if it was a daughter... seeing his son almost like a mirror of himself)

the thing is, despite i loving so much peter being a girl's dad (i love mens who are girl's dad, totally not projecting🤐), i truly can see me being more of a boy's mom than a girl's one😭 so the solution would be ofc having two kids. 🤭

(can i be honest? i can think only of luna being always his first-born. and after that, if you got pregnant of a boy later, he would be more "ready" for the boy's dad role. of course the parent abandoning trauma would still be there, but it would be more "easy" for him to deal with it, luna ofc helping him, peter seeing his kids being a reflection of him and wanda.)

THANK YOU ANON FOR LETTING ME YAP ABOUT THIS, love you so much for this message 💗💗💗

[fear-is-truth]

Bestie hehe whose pullout game is worst and whose is best out of the characters Evan plays???

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑽𝑨𝑵𝑺 — 𝑷𝑼𝑳𝑳-𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬

ft. tate langdon ‧ kit walker ‧ kyle spencer ‧ jimmy darling ‧ james patrick march ‧ kai anderson ‧ peter maximoff ‧ colin zabel — nsfw ; MDNI 18+

a/n: hey bestie i love your mind

⟢ 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍. (3/10)

his intentions are good. his execution? terrible. pull-out game is WEAK purely due to incompetence.

“fuck—wait, wait, oh shit, i was supposed to—”

feels guilty as hell afterward. “you don’t think i did it on purpose, right? you believe me, don’t you?”

⟢ 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑. (2/10)

kit TRIES to be responsible. really, he does. but he’s also a man who fucks deep and loves even deeper.

a very passionate lover and in the heat of the moment, he forgets everything else.

honestly, he doesn’t even try that hard.

if you reminded him, he’d listen. but if you didn’t? yeah, he’s finishing inside.

if you got pregnant, he’d step up immediately. his pullout game is terrible but he’s a great dad.

⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑. (10/10)

doesn’t take risks; he’s got a good head on his shoulders.

his timing and self control are actually great. the pull-out game is strong with this one.

even before he met you, kyle doesn’t sleep around like most of his frat brothers, even though he totally could.

⟢ 𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. (6/10)

jimmy knows he can’t afford to be reckless. he’s working in a freak show—not exactly the best place to raise a kid.

he also worries about passing on his ectrodactyly. even though you tell him constantly that it doesn’t matter.

most of the time, he cums on your tits or ass.

but when he’s drunk, he’s super impulsive, emotional. all self control flies out the window.

if you got knocked up, he’d have a mini breakdown and go on a two day bender but would also step up.

he will also propose immediately (after he gets his shit together)

⟢ 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇. (10/10)

he is nothing if not disciplined.

if james ever decided to give you an heir, that decision was made long before the act.

lowkey has reservations because of bartholomew.

⟢ cult leader .ᐟ 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍. (0/10)

kai never pulls out. he never intended to in the first place.

at first, he’ll act like it was an accident—just for plausible deniability. he’ll moan about how tight you are, how good you feel, and then when it happens:

“fuck—couldn’t help it. you feel too good, baby.” he’s fake guilty, kissing your shoulder, murmuring “next time i’ll pull out, promise.”

next time never came. (but he did. inside you) at some point, he just stopped pretending.

“this is how it’s supposed to be. why would i waste it anywhere but inside you?”

if you tell him you’re not ready for kids, he’ll say “women are biologically wired to want children. you’re just brainwashed by feminism.” (i hate this guy)

0/10 cos he’s actively TRYING to fail.

if you got pregnant? he’d be ecstatic.

⟢ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅. (5/10)

thinks he has great control, but he really, really doesn’t.

he’ll pull out last second. but he cuts it close EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

sometimes he miscalculates timing.

“uh. okay, okay—don’t freak out, but I MAY have just—wait, are you on the pill?”

⟢ 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍 𝐙𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋. (9/10)

very responsible. colin respects boundaries and never pressures you into risky sex. always wears condoms unless you explicitly ask not to.

“you sure? ‘cause, uh, i got condoms—like, a lot. not a weird amount, just… y’know, normal.”

lowkey wants to have kids with you… but suppresses the “selfish” fantasy.

his one weakness? when he’s tipsy.

the one time you were both drunk, making out on the couch, which led to hot and sloppy sex. you felt so good and he was so lost in it, and then—

��oh, shit.”

immediate panic. full-body guilt. buys you plan b, also flowers and coffee because he feels guilty.

overall he’s very reliable, just that one slip-up.

[chrlisangels]

𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐀𝐔

WARNINGS.ᐟ.. uh none, i guess like one suggestive joke?

LEI LEI’S NOTES .ᐟ.. i know its usually pb&jj but ima be completely honest i dont like joseph quinn 😔 so no johnny in this au, ALSO in this au nwh never happens so pete doesn’t get forgotten, uh and this is just the intro to the au so this is short, english is not my first language.

“come on guyss!” you groan as you put on your best puppy dog eyes and a pout “you said you need a new roommate to help pay rent and i just broke up with my boyfriend so i’m out of a apartment, its perfect!!” joaquin and bob are practically already falling for the pout but peter remains unamused.

“why would you wanna live with us anyways? your rich- well your dad’s rich, he can buy you a whole penthouse before you would need a roommate to help with rent.” “cause pete why would i wanna live in a big lonely penthouse when i could live with my lovely friends?” you giggle as peter just rolls his eyes.

“we’ll think about it, okay?” pete says with a sigh as he rubs his eyes “that’s totally a yes dude.” joaquin adds as a smirk graces his lip “just say your gonna let her move in with us at this point.” “THAT DOES NOT MEAN A YES!! that means me, you, and bob are gonna have a discussion about wether or not we think she would be fit to live with us!!!” pete stresses.

“if it makes any of you feel better, i think she should live with us.” bob says quietly, his words make you smile as you turn to face pete with a look that just screams im winning here “see bug boy, bob wants me to move in! and if we asked our dear old baby bird i think he will say the same. plus i don’t see the big deal you love me! im practically your best friend besides well ned but still.”

pete lets out a sigh before speaking “fineee you can move in.” he whispers almost begrudgingly as if the words pain him to say out loud, “what was that? i don’t think i heard you buggy boy.” “YOU CAN MOVE IN.” pete practically yells “thank youuuu!!” you drag out as you go to hug him “seriously thank you so much i think i could kiss you right now.” “please dont.” pete mutters, “ya know since he doesn’t want that kiss i would gladly take it!” joaquin jokes.

“okay rule one, neither of you two can sleep with her!” pete says to bob and joaquin, as he points his finger towards them which joaquin takes as a invite to try and bite his finger which results in them bickering.

“is this what their like all the time?” you whisper to bob who’s looks like he’s burst with laughter “uhhh yeah? i guess so!” “hm guess i know now what ill have to look forward to when living here.” you giggle. “yeah yeah, im excited to have you around, i mean i hear things from pete and joaquin about how you are on missions so im excited to see that..does that sound weird? that sounds weird.” his words make you let out a laugh “no no-“ you cut your self off by shaking your head “no not weird more like sweet! very sweet. thank you bob.”

living with these three weirdos already sounds like alot of work and fun, and you haven’t even moved in yet.

© 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐒 / do not plagiarize or repost my works.

[bohnerrific69]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdAmwESb/

Idk if its just me, but this video gives off REALLY BIG Dad!Peter Maximoff vibes lol :3

IZJWIMXX OMG YES YES YES i so love and can see dad!peter being such a menace with his lil (gremlins) kids lmao😭

he would totally be a fun dad and very responsible when needed, but of course he would love to test your limits annoying and teasing you (as he did since the dating and now marriage + kids phase), it's peter we're talking about... 🤭 so of course your kids would have these similar traits as him, causing sometimes situations where you scold them. and as peter has a melted heart, he would sometimes try convince you to let them free from their punishments/time-outs, but ending scolded always like them!!

urgh i live for peter with a wife who practically boss him around when "mad" — (not truly mad but peter is always a tease). he thinks it's the sexiest thing you do. — but as a healthy relationship with him he would make you laugh about it anyway. (ngl i'm very easy to get annoyed but very easy to break into laughing too 😭)

thank u sm for this anon!! you just gave me such brilliant idea, i'm writing smth with this in mind!! oh i love yapping about peter, and his dad!vers. it's always special 🥺💗

(link to the video)

[fear-is-truth]

⋆𐙚 ₊ pregnancy announcement .ᐟ

requested by anon

ft. kit walker ‧ kyle spencer ‧ kai anderson ‧ rory monahan ‧ peter maximoff ‧ colin zabel

⟢ 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑.

kit would be stunned at first, eyes widening as he processes the news. but a slow smile would spread across his face as he takes it in. a soft joy would fill his expression as he realises he’s about to become a father, and he’d pull you into a big hug.

his protective side would instantly surface. as someone who would do anything to keep his loved ones safe, he’d be extra cautious about your well-being. “tell me if you need anything, alright?” he’d want to make sure you’re comfy and taken care of, going out of his way to handle things so you can rest.

he’d worry about whether he can be a good father. he’d confide in you, saying, “i just hope i can be the dad this little one deserves.” he’d want to do everything right, maybe even overthinking small details about parenting, but he’d be earnest in his desire to give your child a better life.

would immediately start making plans for the future, thinking about practical things like finding a safe place to live, budgeting, and making sure there’s enough space for your growing family. he’d sit down with you to talk about these things, wanting to be responsible and prepare as much as possible.

works extra shifts to earn more money.

he’d become even more attentive, watching out for anything you might need, even if it’s something small. kit would check in on you constantly, asking if you’re okay, if you need anything. insisting on doing things for you, like cooking (or attempting to), lifting things, or making sure you’re relaxed.

hope you don’t get kidnapped by aliens lol

⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

completely bewildered, his eyes widening and his jaw dropping slightly. he’d never expect something like this, not now, not while he’s still in college.

nervously laugh, thinking maybe it’s a joke (even though he knew you wouldn’t joke about things like this) . “wait… seriously?”

once he’s wrapped his head around the news, he’d immediately ask, “are you okay? how do you feel?” wanting to make sure you’re not scared or upset.

the second question he’s ask is whether you’d want to keep the baby. he’d respect your decision no matter what. it’s your body, after all.

kyle is a smart and super responsible guy, he’d begin overthinking everything. “oh my god, we need to figure everything out—where are we gonna live? i don’t even have a real job yet!” his mind would fill with thoughts of money, school, and what your parents would say.

he’d want to start planning for the future, but he’d be panicked about how little time you both might have. he’d talk about finishing school quickly, getting a job, saving up, and trying to secure a better living situation.

you’d probably hear him start cracking dad jokes way too soon.

would randomly ask, “do you think the baby will have your eyes?” or “do you think they’ll like sports?” he’d start imagining what kind of person your child will be, picturing what it’ll be like to raise them together, and getting really invested in the idea of being a dad.

⟢ 𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐍.

his excitement would be matched by a fierce desire to shield you and the baby from public attention. “we don’t need the whole world in our business,” he’d say, giving you a serious look as he assures you he’ll do everything he can to keep the news private.

though he’s usually very open and upbeat on social media, rory would hold back from posting anything about the pregnancy until he feels it’s the right time. he’d cherish these early moments in private, making sure you’re protected from the stress of the spotlight. if he’s asked by friends or fans, he’d stay low-key, not wanting to give anything away until you both feel ready to share the news.

the two of you would joke and laugh about all the outlandish hollywood baby names out there, making ridiculous suggestions “can you imagine if we named the kid ‘rayleigh moonbeam monahan’?”

when you two finally announce the pregnancy, he’d choose a special photo—you glowing and visibly pregnant or a snapshot of the ultrasound. the caption would be heartfelt like , “just when i thought life couldn’t get any better with you, y/n… along comes our little one to prove me wrong. feeling so grateful, blessed, and ready for this next chapter together. ❤️”

would be adamant about protecting the baby’s identity, using stickers or taking photos from behind to shield your child’s face. he wants them to have a real childhood, not just be “rory monahan’s kid.”

⟢ cult leader .ᐟ 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍.

the moment you tell him you’re pregnant, kai’s eyes would light up with an almost crazed joy. he’d instantly see this as the fulfillment of his vision, his grand plan for creating a “messiah baby.”

would immediately assume control over the entire situation. he’d tell you that everything will now revolve around the pregnancy and what this child represents.

would obsess over every detail related to the pregnancy. he’d dictate what you eat, how you exercise, and even what kind of prenatal care you receive, believing that this child must be raised under perfect conditions.

he’d talk about how this child will be the first to be raised in his image, with his values and beliefs. “i’ll teach them everything they need to know. they’ll be stronger, smarter, better than anyone else,” he’d promise. he’d start planning out the child’s entire life before they’re even born, from their education to their role in the movement. (wow. poor kid lol)

despite being an asshole, kai would show an intense devotion to you during the pregnancy. you’re the mother of the messiah, after all. he’d shower you with praise and attention, possibly even becoming more affectionate. say things like, “you’re perfect. you’re giving me the greatest gift anyone could ever give.”

there would be moments where kai’s obsession give way to genuine tenderness. he’d touch your bump with awe, whispering, “i can’t believe it… we’re creating something amazing.” there’d be an almost childlike wonder in his eyes at times, as he’s totally in awe of the life growing inside you.

would be super gentle during sex and even go down on you when you’re horny :)

⟢ 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍 𝐙𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋.

when you tell colin you’re pregnant, he’d froze, mouth slightly agape, eyes wide in absolute disbelief. his expression slowly shifting from shock to wonder. completely lost for words, standing there and struggling to find a response, yet somehow still managing to look at you with pure awe.

then, without warning, he’d swept you up into his arms. “are you serious? we’re going to be parents?” his voice shaking slightly as the reality settled in. then the two of you would kiss deeply, colin holding you close as he tries to pour all his excitement, gratitude, and love into that one kiss.

starts reading up on everything he can about pregnancy, making sure he’s prepared for every step.

he’d sit you down with a notebook and start talking about houses, school districts, and daycare options.

whatever your craving—whether it’s pickles, ice cream, or some random weird food—you can count on him to show up with it, no matter the hour. “got your favourite, plus a backup in case you change your mind,” (colin zabel the man that you are)

would get so invested in learning about babies that you’d find him falling asleep with baby books and parenting guides in his lap. he’d read up on everything from swaddling techniques to tips on managing sleep schedules, wanting to be as prepared as possible.

meticulous about getting everything ready for the baby, safety-proofing the house, researching baby essentials etc. when you start picking out strollers, cribs, and bottles, colin would obsess over quality and safety ratings.

be prepared for dad jokes.

⟢ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅.

when you first tell him, he’d literally freeze. *peter.exe has stopped working*. “whoa… wait… a baby? like a real tiny person?” he’d feel overwhelmed, knowing he’s on the verge of a huge life change and trying to wrap his head around what it means to be responsible for another human being.

always ready to run off and get whatever weird snacks you’re in the mood for.

would totally go overboard in the baby shopping department, especially toys and gadgets. he’d bring home all sorts of things that seem way too advanced, like gaming consoles and motorized toys, “look, our kid’s gonna be a tech whiz,” he’d say, holding up the PS5 he bought.

he’d immediately start practicing his dad jokes. “did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? there was de-brie everywhere!”

peter would be driven by a deep desire to be the kind of father he always wished for himself. quiet moments of reflection, probably late at night, thinking about all the ways he can be there for your child. “i’m gonna make sure our kid knows they’re loved every day.” he’d tell you. it’d become a goal he’d never stop working toward, fueled by his love for you and the family you’re about to start together.

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