#꒰ঌ AoT.ᐟ ໒꒱

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reiner braun drives a big, fat, expensive fucking tonka. it’s coating is this sleek cherry red, and the leathery interior is large & cozy enough to do just about anything; propping up your pedicured feet, storing your vast collection of shopping bags ( courtesy of reiner’s pretty little black card ) with extra space to spare, and sprawling out the passengers seat far to take a ‘comfortable enough’ nap. there’s also room for much more— when rei’s feeling gracious enough to give into your advances, which happens more often then not, he’ll park his precious vehicle aside, pull the both of you into the backseat with giggles and brisk touches, and thoroughly fuck you upon onyx leather.

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happy father’s day to big papa ❤︎

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handsomeeeee ❤︎

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just to set the record straight; reiner would peel your orange like it’s his fucking job, okay! this man would practically bend over backwards to make sure you’ve got every little thing your heart desires!!!

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sorbet & crêpe 🫶🏾

ramonaaa! hi, lovely ❤︎ thanks for playing the game with me! i’ll be answering for two of my favorite men, reiner & alucard >.<

crêpe ౨ৎ what are your breakfast orders?

reiner needs a large, fat, loaded plate for breakfast! he’s a big man, after all. it doesn’t even have to be an elaborate assortment; he’s down with eating half a plate of scrambled eggs with eight whole sausage links and an extra-large coffee. he’ll enjoy a simpler platter to the fullest, which is similar to my tastes as well. hash browns, eggs, and some nice fluffy waffles are enough to make my morning! as for adrian he’s used to the finer things— a pork omelette sprinkled with meats and veggies, a side of steamed potatoes, a few thick slices of toasted bread, and wine ( yes, wine ) is what makes lulu’s perfect breakfast >.<

sorbet ౨ৎ what does aftercare look like for you and your lover?

reiner would be great at aftercare . . ! that’s if he didn’t always fall asleep. he’ll do the most he can, though; wipe you down, cuddle you, pepper the side of your throat with scruffy kisses . . . but he’ll be out like a light in ten minutes, tops. he can go on forever and fulfill as many rounds as you ask, but all his energy leaves him as soon as it’s over. man sleeps like a log too! but using his chest / man titties as a pillow is the perfect bonus . . . now on the other hand, alucard is an aftercare king, i tell you!!! by the time we’re finished making love and he’s worn me out good, everything’s already put into effect; a warm bath with added essential oils and milky white petals, a chalice at the bedside filled with cool water, a fluffy warm towel to clean me up, and he’ll top it all off with a nice, thorough massage to all my sore spots ( not without some complimentary pats & spanks to the ass because he loves to poke fun at me >.< ) everything’s at the ready because his vampiric genes don’t allow him to grow tired much anyway. adrian loves to take care of his lover, and it shows because he’ll always go above and beyond ❤︎

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where in the world is reiner and why isn’t he prone-boning me right now . . .

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(y’all might just whoop my ass when you hear this) but im not exactly into reiner as much as i used to be . . .

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imagine a threesome w eren n reiner in a way thats like ‘lets see who can make her cum more’ 🏃🏾‍♀️

my favorite shingeki boys in one place? how yummy >.< I truly think rei and rennie are the perfect duo; with reiner being all grounded ‘n devoted, he’ll work to please you most . then there’s eren, eager and unpredictable, who’s just itching to tease you. both of them are polar opposites, but that’s exactly why a night with those two would be the time of your life!!! want them both badlyyyy (i swear i’m gonna write a smutfic about this one day . . . i will !!!)

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want reiner & eren to gimme a boob massage . . .

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dk if you’ve seen this alr but reiner fanart :3

oh. my. god?! lexi, how you’ve blessed my eyes today . . . rei looks so fucking ethereal >.< his expression, his hands, the lighting, everything!!!! i watched the vid about 5 times (give or take . . .) then went ahead to find the twitter link for it instantly, not wasting any time when it comes to my man! ❤︎

here’s an additional direct link to the art for anyone else who wants to enjoy this delicious reiner piece!