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[t3am-r0adk1ll]

hii i was wondering if you can do ej nsfw with a s/o whos into bloodplay ?! :3

guhh I truly apologize for the delay 😓 gonna keep trying to write... more... often... i promise...

You'd been going at it with Jack for about an hour already, the wall most likely was already indented by the bed frame. But you weren't even close to being done yet, God no. You never lasted less than two hours with this... feral lover of yours.

He'd always hit the right spot, so good, so deep. Almost effortlessly, he picked you up with one arm and steadied himself with the other one, bringing your back flush to his chest; so much you weren't even in a proper doggy-style position, he was just holding you up all the way.

And, goodness, the way he'd make you dizzy with each thrust. Even if he went slow and deep, or he just rutted his hips against yours in a desperate manner, it always managed to make you cockdrunk and slobber all over yourself. He was just that good.

You were only pulled out of your daze when you came for the fourth time in the night, triggering Jack's first orgasm of the session. Being all shaky and overstimulated at the end of all this was worth it, you thought, for the look of bliss he has when he sees his cum slowly flow out your hole. Or holes, if it was a special occasion...

What really made you come back to reality, even though your orgams would've been enough, was a sharp pain you felt on the crook of your neck at the same time Jack groaned, spilling his load in you. He'd bitten you, buried his sharp teeth in your flesh so deep he could almost just take a bite out of you right then and there.

You would've expected it to make you yelp in pain. So did Jack.

Instead, you moaned.

You moaned louder than when you came. Louder than when the tip of his cock kissed your cervix over and over. With post-nut clarity, Jack was concerned by the trickle of blood flowing out of your neck, but you merely whimpered at the dull pain you felt.

"Sweetheart... are you okay?" Jack whispered in your ear once his fangs detached from your flesh, still sticky with your blood. The sweetest treat Jack had ever tasted. "I... I apologize, I don't know what I was thinkin-"

"Again."

"What?"

"Again... bite me again."

You were serious. Even though a single tear--of overstimulation or pain, Jack couldn't really tell--slid down your cheek, you had this determination in your lust-blown eyes that Jack knew all too well. The kind of determination you had the first time you'd encouraged him to take his mask off in front of you. You'd been so sweet, yet so fixed on getting what you wanted from him. And you always managed to get your way.

You knew that playing with Jack's instincts was dangerous. Yet, you couldn't help but arch your back and let out a choked up moan once he buried his teeth in the flesh of the opposite side of your neck again. And again. And again. Because he couldn't get enough of your moans. Of you.

Your neck was quickly covered with bite marks and blood. Jack was losing it—taking little hints of what you could taste like every time he bit into your flesh, savoring your blood. It was nearly miraculous how you weren’t passing out when he was brutally pounding into you, practically making you bleed out.

His moans were more animalistic each time, his thrusts deeper and more messy. He was being an absolute beast, a flesh-eating beast, and you could only moan and pant with what was left of your strength. You took so much time to recover after that night...

so short... but i hope you liked it... 😓

[t3am-r0adk1ll]

Please I need a curly x reader fic where the reader see how stressed out Curly is and offers another way for him to relax…the cockpit has a lock…🙏 excited to see the fic if you chose to do this!

ok so a little short teehee~ i hope this delivers though!

You knew Curly just as well as any other crew member. He was a ray of sunshine, a beaming motivation in the midst of the sad grey ship you were all trapped in.

He was always cheering everyone up, saying words of ecouragement of advising them to take a break. Never did he show any signs of exhaustion, frustration, or anything else than joy for that matter. But you knew better than to assume he was fine. Of course being captain was an arduous task, he must've felt like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders. He was so specially kind to you, or so it seemed to every other member of the crew.

You two had longer conversations after morning meetings and seemed to engage in playful banter while working, had your coffee together... y'know, stuff close friends do.

Little did everyone know how actually close you were. Or, well; right now, how close Curly was.

"Haah~ hun, keep that up and- shit..." He panted, gently pushing your head further down his cock. You knew just as well as he did that he wouldn't last long if you kept sucking him off like that.

Sometimes it was a blessing the cockpit had a lock.

And sometimes, the blessing was you, Curly thought.

The stress, the burden of being a captain would've driven him insane if he hadn't met you. Such a good friend at first, then gradually becoming fuck buddies one of those lonely nights at the Tulpar. You would either listen at him vent about his stress and burdens or make him forget about them with the warmth of your touch.

Not even five minutes later, you were bouncing on his lap, your plushy thighs and ass slapping against his muscular ones, the only sounds in the cockpit now were the wet plap plap plap each time he buried his length as deep as possible inside you, making your eyes roll back and your breath hitch, and the ragged breaths you two let out in an attempt to lessen the louder moans.

“G-gods… you’re- ahh- you’re amazing…” Curly mumbled in your neck, arms tightly wrapped around your waist while he helped you bounce up and down. “Captain~” you moaned, because you’d learned he has a thing for titles. At least when it comes to you. “You’re doing so good, hun… feels so good…” He always mumbled praises against your neck whenever he was close, it was his giveaway, so you gave your best to him until you were the first one to come—his request—and he followed soon after; whimpering your name.

Then you’d sit there for a moment, catching your breath, and after that you’d sneak out of the cockpit and into your respective quarters as if nothing had happened. But still, you both knew that it’d happen again and again. You were one of the few things keeping Curly sane.

Of course you’d do it, he was your Captain, he deserves it.

again, too short and took too long but here it is!!

[t3am-r0adk1ll]

hi. can have nsfw alphabet with brian thomas please. i beg you.🙏 (sorry, im writing through a translator.)

Note: this took me SO LONG. i am sorry. but i'm trying to be back trust trust ily anons <33

NSFW Alphabet with Brian!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Brian is a little mean in bed, he likes to overstimulate you until you’re crying and shaking, so he’ll make sure to take proper care of you afterwards! if you want a bath or snacks, he’s on it.

Hoodie on the other hand won’t be as attentive, but will still hug you and play with your hair caringly while you fall asleep. And then he’ll leave, or if he doesn’t to do anything, he’ll stay and watch you sleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Both Brian and Hoodie love your eyes. How pretty they are, how you look at him, how tears fall from them because of the overstimulation he provides you.

Brian’s favorite part of his body is his hands. they’re nice hands, and he can feel you up and make you feel good with them. Hoodie doesn’t really have a favorite part of his body.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) on your ass, stomach, or face. he’ll cum inside if you ask, but he’ll be a little hesitant to do so. he cums a normal amount of, it’s a bit thicker though.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) sometimes when you’re on the phone with him and he’s very needy, he palms himself to your voice. you could be there talking about the most trivial, boring shit ever, and he’s over there handling his boner while listening to your voice.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) he wasn’t a player back in high school, but we can all see how handsome he is, so he definitely has had a few lays. idk about relationships though, he doesn’t seem interested in those. not until you came along, at least.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) doggy or leap frog. he just has this thing for cumming all over your ass, and those are positions in which he can do that.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) maybe Brian can crack a joke or two about how sensitive you are or how good you taste, he’s a tease. Hoodie is usually silent, don’t expect much verbal communication from him at all.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) he doesn’t grow much hair, but what he grows he keeps trimmed. not completely shaved, just trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) sometimes Brian will feel more romantic and be super intimate with you!! Hoodie mostly has sex with you because he’s frustrated so he’ll be more rough though- sorry :[ (unless you like that-)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) not often. before you, he doesn’t really need to do that on a regular basis, only when he happens to have an erection and has to get it done with. after you, he’d rather just fuck you instead.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) i think i might’ve seen this hc somewhere but I absolutely think that Brian would love to see you in lingerie. if it’s lacy you’re driving him insane.

Hoodie has a corruption kink, he’ll want to see you start taking in his bad habits like smoking or doing drugs now and then.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Brian loves to make it very romantic, so he’ll want to do it in private places like your bedroom or the bathtub.

Hoodie prefers free access: whenever he wants it, wherever he wants it. If he wants you right after coming back from a mission, you better be ready.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) For Brian, to just see you doing normal stuff like reading or watching a movie while you’re wearing just a shirt of his and your underwear, that would make him pounce on you asap.

For Hoodie, it’s seeing you indulge in the bad habits he passed down to you. If he finds you smoking a cigarette on the porch, he’s dragging you inside the house immediately.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Brian wouldn’t hurt you any further than spanking, not even if you asked. Hoodie might be a little more rough, he wouldn’t go to the point of drawing blood though.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Both would rather give. Brian is pretty skilled, he makes you cum more than once in 10 minutes, and Hoodie would rather edge you for like half an hour before making you cum the hardest.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Brian will mostly want to be slow and sensual, unless he’s really pent up and really needs you, in which occasion he’ll be a little more rough. Hoodie is rough, but he loves controlling your orgasm, so he’ll make sure you last at least two hours before he lets you cum.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Both Brian and Hoodie are fine with quickies. If you really need it, no problem.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Hoodie will probably make you experiment stuff without you asking… and as for Brian he’s fine with doing new things to you, he’s a little hesitant about you doing anything to him. (as in for example I don’t think he’d let you peg him 🧍)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Oh, this man lasts at LEAST an hour and a half. With Hoodie, definitely expect more than one round.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Not toys per se, but things like ropes and handcuffs that Hoodie stole are things that you can incorporate in bed. oh, Hoodie would also use his gun as a prop.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Brian is a bit of a tease, but he can’t hold back much with you. Hoodie, as I mentioned previously, would edge tf out of you. Edge you for hours.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Brian grunts and sighs enough for it to be pleasant. Hoodie is mostly dead silent unless he’s commanding you to do something.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) If he’s got days-long missions, Hoodie’s taking a pair of your panties with him. Also, expect phone sex with Brian. And probably sexting with Hoodie.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Fairly muscular, not like BUILT but you can tell he has some muscles alright. BLOND HAPPY TRAIL 🤤🤤🤤 now about that dihh; not as girthy as Tim's but still has good girth, you can feel that thing alr, but it is on the longer side (a little under 7 inches)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Brian isn't super needy, he really just adjusts to how high yours is. Hoodie isn't going to fuck you every night, either, but when he wants it, he's not taking no for an answer.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Brian falls asleep a little after you, he likes to watch you fall asleep. Unless he's sleep deprived from missions, then he'll fall asleep almost immediately after you're done 😭

Hoodie will watch you sleep, unless he has somewhere to be, then he'll make sure you're asleep before leaving.

[t3am-r0adk1ll]

Can i ask for sal fisher, Masky and Lj with like a reader whose really girly, probably the standard cheerleader, sweet, all pink :"DDD this is my first time requesting here aaa

this is very cute ngl heh I had fun writing this!! :D hope you enjoy~!

Sal Fisher

I believe he likes you no matter what, like no matter your style, so it's not like it changes anything(?)

he definitely compliments you on it though

"hey pretty, I like your hair today~" he'll casually say if he notices you curled it/straightened it

you thought he wouldn't notice? your SO WRONGG

his impaired vision (lol one eyed hoe- /j) doesn't mean he won't notice AND comment on every single little detail of your aspect

"that color looks good on you" "those lace socks are really pretty, love!" and stuff like that

he's the sweetest honestly lucky you

Masky/Tim Wright

this one won't be as wholesome and cute i hope you already assumed that-

so with Tim and Masky it's different situations

Tim is in love with you, with how sweet you are to him and the peace you bring him

while Masky is obsessed with you, like sickly obsessed

both have sort of a thing for your seet and femenine style, again, in different ways

Tim thinks its cute; suits your personality and makes you look really pretty (more than you already are in his eyes)

anddddd Masky likes it because it reminds him of how different you two are, how sweet and pure you are compared to him (is this a mention of corruption kink? perhaps....)

so uh yeah, both like it, you got yourself two completely different bfs in the same body yay have fun

Laughing Jack

this is another sweetheart! he won't be as observant and compliment you on it constantly like Sal but will appreciate it fs if you dress up pretty for him

he'll definitely pick out your clothes for you. idk i see him doing that...

"oh, swetie, you look like a doll~" kinda comments, not even meant to be flirty but they still make you feel butterflies in you stomach

he's usually mean kind of sweet guy? yk what i mean? like he's sweet in a mean way-

so seeing your genuinely sweet personality makes him soften up a little bit.. maybe he does mean to be sweet when it's about you...

he'll probably squish you a little when he hugs you because you're so cute he gets that cuteness aggression... yeah...

[t3am-r0adk1ll]

i'm sooo curious ab your thoughts on bill after reading your other stuff.. it'd be cool to see an nsfw or romantic alphabet (whichever you'd prefer) I'd you take reqs for those, if not.. I'm really just curious ab your head cannons haha, obviously make 'em as weird as you see fit >:)

NSFW Alphabet with Bill!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he'll probably only have sex with you if you've been an item for YEARS so he already cares for you; he'd give you a glass of water and tuck you in for a nap, most likely. or rewire your brain so you're not tired anymore. idk, depends on his mood.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

your insides. no, not your genitals/ass. your literal internal organs. to be fair, you should've expected that from him.

his fav body part from himself is probably his eye/mouth. he can do soooo many things to you with it, y'know?

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

HEAR ME OUTTT asexual reproduction. he doesn't produce cum. BUT he loves making you cum as many times as you can handle,and even beyond that. remember i told you he'd rewire your brain so you wouldn't feel as tired? he'll do that to his convenience. good luck :]

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

first thing that came to mind tbh is that he would love to open you up, as in cut your body open, and watch your organs move while he fucks you senseless. don't ask me why ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

you're not having normal, human sex with this guy. he'll do what comes to his mind. so don't worry about experience! who knows!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

grabbing your arms and legs with his tendrils and holding you up in the air like tha, all exposed and vulnerable. it's even better if you try to get away!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

this man is never serious. he WILL be degrading you by poking fun at you for how helpless you are and your reactions.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he's- he's a triangle. a literal geometric shape. wth do you think. (if he's in human form he has a bush and happy trail though- WHATTT WHO SAID THATT)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he doesn't like the vulnerability of being intimate. he doesn't even feel love like we do, so don't expect lovey dovey behavior from this guy.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he doesn't need to. but he watches you when you do it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

idk if what he likes classifies as kinks... everything is messed up with this guy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

your mindscape. everything is able to be bent at your and his will!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

the fact that you stay. no matter how much weird shit he shows you, you stay with him. he'll say stuff like "WOAH YOU MUST BE REALLY A FREAK TO LIKE THIS, HUH?" but it's just him letting you know he appreciates that you're around :]

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

cheesy/romantic stuff. in sex or in anything. big nono. he's never straight up admitting he has feelings for you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

definitely prefers giving. i hc him without a dick anyway (he uses his hands, tendril, and eye/mouth)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

either tortuously slow or brutally fast. no middle ground.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

sure! not his preference though. he likes long periods of torture much better.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

biggest risk i think would be him possessing you in public and making you masturbate in public/semi-publicly.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

to put it short, you're passed out by the time he's barely breaking a sweat.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

doesn't own any. won't use any unless you ask him to use them on you, and he still would be mean about it. wdym you need a vibrator? is his tonge not good enough?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

as stated before, your sessions are more similar to straight up torture than anything else. he's a natural tease but will show off with you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

the only sound he ever makes are mocking remarks or just grunts of enjoyment, not even necessarily pleasure. he just enjoys how youur body reacts to him.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he may want to experiment in his human form with you without you necessarily having to ask him. it is probably because that way he can cum.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

(human form because otherwise he's just a fucking triangle) he's NOT a twink, he's a little curvy but more to the leaner side. intersex because why not, he wants the best of both worlds. BUSH KING!!!!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

unless he's frustrated or misses you (somehow, because he does not leave you alone EVER), he doesn't really need sex.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

you really think he sleeps at all?

goddamn i really need to write more often, this took momths to answer, i'm sorry. i hope you enjoyed!

[t3am-r0adk1ll]

hello! I was wondering if you could do a EJ with a male or gn s/o who cooks really well, and tries to cook kidneys in different ways for him?

Have a good day!

I didn't know what format you wanted this in so I improvised a bit heh :'3 hope you enjoy~!

ok so... i hope we all know human meat has to be cooked in a different way than regular meat...

yk for safe consumption and stuff... but guess what!! Jack eats that shit raw so dw about food safety!!

unless you're gonna eat it as well, then be careful

but overall just worry about seasoning it well, man!

So I think if you asked Jack if you could try and cook for him he'd be... at least skeptic at first

he likes the taste of kidneys raw, he's always eaten them that way, why change that?

but he can't say no to you, he'll let you experiment...

and obviously you will fail once or twice... and Jack will not tell you...

Jack takes a bite of the kidney stew you improvised for him while you stood by his side, eagerly waiting for his reaction. He takes a second to taste the food well, slowly chewing, not showing you much of a reaction. Or so you think... because he was doing his best not to cringe... some foods are just not meant to be prepared in certain ways... "so... how is it..?" you curiously asked your lover. He swallowed with somewhat evident difficulty before answering, giving you an empathic smile. "it's... interesting... but I'm afraid my apetite isn't very open right now, my dear... I'll finish this later. Thank you." He gets up from his seat with the plate in hand, kisses your forehead, and puts it away in the fridge. Later that day you don't see the food anymore, so you assumed he actually liked it and ate all of it. Maybe you should make it for him more often!!

please don't he threw it all away ALONG with the ingredients to make that stew

if you ask him to go get more of those he'll subtly tell you to try other recipies...

but that's ok!!! he loves you and your cooking!! he'll try literally everything you make, just try and explore with him to see what turns out the best!!

make them grilled, bbq, literally however you think it'll taste good and he'll try it! don't expect objective criticism though... he's too polite to actually tell you if it's good or bad... you'll have to take the little hints he gives you

I thought about this as soon as I saw the req... if you didn't like it or wanted something else let me know 😭 this is my first time doing asks I wanna get better :3

Have a great day!! <3

[t3am-r0adk1ll]

Can we have some just general Tim hcs?? Like how he looks years after mh and how he’s doing, etc 😋😋😋🫶🫶 luv ur writing!!!

k so these are really unspecified! they're just general hcs I have for Tim! enjoy :3

so we know Tim was cannonically like- nearing his 30s? so in his 30s he def lets his beard grow out a bit, yk like that overgrown stubble he had at some point during the series-

he get's a job either as a barista or as a mechanic in a small town that's far away from his hometown enough so he can enjoy nature without having any paranoia

he'll def cut the smoking down cause it's taking a toll on him, and cause he's not hypervigilant all the time anymore :) but an addiction is an addiction, he won't really quit at least at first?

he adopts a dog, like a german shepherd or great dane idk just a big dog that is big enough for cuddles but doesn't demand for much play time yk?

a dalmatian, for example, is a dog he wouldn't get. too energetic for him.

but he could use the company :) and he'll be an excellent caretaker lemme tell ya

i'm talking he might forget to take his meds once in a while (he's trying his best to be consistent tho!!) but he'll NEVER forget to feed the dog

erm a little short... sorry about that~ hope you enjoyed tho! :3

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helloo! i was wondering if u could do ben with an s/o that listens to/dresses glam metal/heavy metal ish, like an 80s style typa thing :p

againnn this took so long mb 😭 but alas here it is!!!

Hmmmmmmm lemme cook lemme cook

ok so uhm

your makeup? it’s going on his face

he doesn’t care if he messes it all up

on. his. face. now.

either you put makeup on him or he does it himself and it looks horrible

he’d like your accessories too

wears them if you’re not wearing them

get matching outfits or accs and he will wear them gladly

he likes showing you off ngl

if you’re fine with hickeys/they add to your vibe or outfit he’ll gladly show you off in that way too

“baby, you look amazing tonight~” Ben hugged you from behind, meeting your eyes on the mirror. “But I think your look is missing… something~” you were about to ask what he meant, but he quickly shut you up by licking a stripe up your neck and leaving a visible hickey somewhere he knew would make you whimper.

dw about money for shopping cause he’ll spoillll you

online shopping ofc since he either hacks the website so he doesn’t have to pay or pays in crypto

he’ll get you things without you even asking for them

like if he notices you glance at something for a second too long

bOOM already ordered it and it’s at your doorstep a few days after

idk he’s silly like that

if you blast your music full volume he doesn’t gaf, might enjoy it as much as you do

or might just not care

cause he’s used to loudness (I think he has his volume all the way up when he plays)

now ON A MORE FREAKYYY NOTEEE

Staying on the music topic

if you like fucking with music in the background he’s so ok with that

actually likes it and thrusts with the rhythm of the music

call him out on it and he gets flustered though

but uh something he won’t admit to

he loves smearing your makeup around/messing your hair up when fucking

idk man it just gets him going

seeing you messy for him… cause of him….. urghhhhhh ykwimm

ik its a little short but i hope i delivered! ;c

[t3am-r0adk1ll]

BEN with each MBTI s/o, because why not? I’m huge fan of MBTI stuffs now lol.

took me much longer than it shoudl've bc it was a lot to read and interpret heh but here it is! Hope you enjoy~!

ISTJ

you are... pretty much opposites.

that's ok! opposites atract, right?

well, BEN might get bored by your seriousness and liking for routine

but I see him trying to get you to loosen up

distracting you, hiding your work materials, yk Ben type stuff

he probably will cross the line between good-nature annoyance and downright be a nuissance, trying to get your attention

so good luck

ISFJ

since you're less stuck up, he won't have to fight for your attention as much

i promise you will not be bored with him around

will NOT let you do anything but play with him or just hang out

you're a listener and he's a yapper, so it works

if you're really sweet it might just fluster him a little bit... yk...

he's the good kind of chaotic; a fun mess, not a stressful one, so there's no peace persay when you're around him

you both still have fun!

INFJ

again, you're a listener and he's a yapper

if you have good charisma, you can get him to open up and be a little more honest with you

and yeah by open up i mean tell you his story if you happen not to know it

so you two would naturally become close in a personal way

if you try to comfort him, though, he will probably get annoyed and tell you not to

yk let him have a reason to stay in the mortal realm as a ghost sighh 🙄 /j

anyway, in conclusion, you'll be his safe space. enjoy that!

INTJ

if i favor you a lil bit its bc im intj hehe /j

so uhm this is not too diferent from ISFJ bc you're both kind and listeners

slight difference is you're chaotic too, just quiet

so when you do get comfortable with him, you two are a disaster

god help those around you bc you two will be loud and WEIRDDD

weird in the sense of he's openly weird and then you're weirder you just hide it well

that sounds fun for you two tho!

ISTP

you accomodate to others so this won't involve much push and pull between you two

he wants to pay? you'll finish your work later. he's bored while you're gone? you'll play an online multiplayer during your lunch break

he'd be calm with you, surprisingly, because you just... roll with whatever comes your way

he def doesn't dislike you for it tho, probably is flustered you actually try to pay attention to him no matter how busy you are

this one is short but genuinely its because i think you two would have the most peaceful dynamic 😭

INFP

so uhm... you stick to your values, and let's say you're dead set on being completely against drugs

this man's a stoner, to your unluck

he would PURPOSEFULLY stink your whole house just to see you kindly try to convince him not to

bc you understand he's already dead so uh who cares about ho bad drugs are for him

but he still knows it pisses you off that your whole house reeks of weed

and he'd just mess with EVERYTHING in your house, not doing real damage, its just to piss you off

if he crosses a limit he does apologize tho (between chuckles), he was just playing

INTP

You’re very focused and tend to solve problems so if this man vents to you about his past you’ll start kind of therapy-ing him (does that make sense?)

and he doesn’t like it

like he’s like “wow I didn’t expect you to actually try to be helpful how do I respond to this” so he doesn’t

might tell you you’re weird and to stfu

but just cause he doesn’t know what else to do

on another note, if you’re analytical while playing videogames with him…

god will he hate you

cause you’ll eventually win, obviously

he’ll be so mad ong you’ll just rather let him win

let him win or he’ll actually throw a kind of tantrum and will annoy you to death

(could literally do that but actually won’t)

ESTP

oh you’re easy to be around for him, you’re very alike

not the very same but alike, you two mix well

you don’t think stuff through more than enough so uh maybe don’t pay attention to his chaotic ideas?

unless you don’t mind a bit of fun chaos

cause who knows peace when you’re around this guy

he also likes to mansplain videogames to you but just to annoy you

be bored/pissed off enough and he’ll stop

also he might give you a bunch of gifts since he sees you like material things a lot

might spoil you with some bitcoin now and then (more common if you’re his partner)

ENTP

you have the same personality as him

I’m scared

no but actually you two are attached to the hip

might be absolute hell to anyone around you because two sarcastic and chaotic fucks joining forces together? yeahh no thank you

for you two it’s a lot of fun tho

I don’t see him being completely infatuated with you, he’s not very narcissistic (that’s more of a Jeff thing)

but he would love how you understand him so well

you two playing videogames for days straight would be the best fun he’d have in decades

just remember to drink water and eat, please, the fact that he doesn’t need to doesn’t mean you don’t either

ENFP

he might manipulate you a lot due to your sweet nature im sorry

we all know he’s a manipulator and he would definitely have some fun with you

oh you need to go out? how will he feel if he’s left alone for a couple hours? don’t leave him he didn’t do anything wrong :(

that kind of bullshit that will make you fucking cry and hate yourself if you don’t do what he wants

bc it’s sooo easy to get you to believe him

he puts on a pout and a few bloody tears and you’re all his

being so good-natured has its downsides :(

ESTJ

oh lord he does not like you

if he stays around it’s because of how stubborn you both are

you’re like so set on pretending he’s not there and focusing on your own stuff and he’s so set on distracting you and making your life miserable

good luck to both of you

it’s like… a constant battle between you

mostly silent because you refuse to acknowledge him

in short, silent chaos

no peace but no noise either it’s just so frustratingly quiet and tense between you two

ESFJ

he likes to be around because you’re just… so nice and bring him peace

he might get a little flustered and ghost you for a few hours or a day but he comes right back because he misses your calmness

honestly doesn’t mind if you can’t play with him sometimes because you ALWAYS end up making time for him after

he just can’t get mad at you

he might pretend he is but he never is

this one’s really short sorry 😓

ENFJ

he’s not very amused by your leadership and eagerness to do stuff

he’s chaotic not energetic

so your motivation to improve and actually be productive just gets him bored

encourage him to do something else than play videogames or to shower and he’ll just disappear on you if you insist too much

you’ll eventually give up (he hopes)

if you don’t he’ll stay around if he likes you but he’ll be absolutely unresponsive to your positivity

ENTJ

similar to ENFJ, he doesn’t enjoy your productivity

nor your intention to force it on him

that’s just not who he is

will bother you though, just to get the message across that he does what he wants

will not take you seriously and that will be frustrating

if you don’t like videogames then get ready to have your computer full of virus and slowed down because of so many heavy games he installed

also your work documents are all messed up now

have fun going back to your schedule after having to fix his disasters

he had fun tho

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Lj meeting trans masc/gn reader at a haunted house?

Sorry i don’t do asks very often

-meow

LOL ok this was fun from the first moment I read the req!!!

you heard about an abandoned house near where you lived, only a few miles down an abandoned railroad would lead you there

so you, a natural curious and paranormal enthusiast, went to check it out

you found a pretty old house, a few hundreds of years old, and checked out any room you safely could

you took some cool pictures, gathered some small trinkets/toys…

until you found his box. though you didn’t know it was his at first, ofc.

and you opened it and instead of being afraid you were… enthralled by the large being that stood before you.

bro was confused 💀 legit stood there like 🧍while you stared with awe or probably asked him what he was if you are brave enough.

he was confused by two things

why aren’t you scared and why do you look like a man though he feels your body is not… yk… male. (I hc he has this weirdly sharp sense of smell… yk magical clown stuff ok?)

he’s pretty blunt when he asks “why do you look like that if you’re a lady..?” and you have to give him a whole lesson on how gender works now.

it’s ok, it only takes you a few hours to get your point through

now, if you keep his box and start spending all your time with him, you’ll have a permanent plushie lemme tell you

he’s so huggable, like honestly

so if you feel dysphoric he could just hug you tight until you don’t feel your chest anymore if that’s what’s making you uncomfortable

or he’ll call you 'handsome young man' out of nowhere just to see you blush and smirk shyly

overall super sweet because that’s just who he is, will never ever misgender you once he understands the whole transgender thing

sorry if this is too short heh, but I hope you enjoy!!

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bae come back to me…

BAE I'M BACK I'M SORRY </33 currently tryna catch up on requests teehee