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[thejolteonmastertj]

[Image description: A comic panel from Spiderman, featuring the hero calmly talking to a cloaked figure in an alley, opening with, “Hey, Marc, I…” long pause, but then the cloaked figure interrupts him with “I’m jake,” to which Spiderman smoothly restarts with, “Jake, listen,” but then the cloaked figure interrupts again. “Oops, Steven now,” To which Spiderman’s like, “Ok Steven,” only to be interrupted yet again. “Marc again.”

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So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

[thejolteonmastertj]

Why do you weight five apples sounds absolutely delightful!

As some can probably guess, it's a crackfic about Wild technically weighing the same amount as a few apples in BOTW's physics engine. 🤣

It's a kinda Crack-taken-seriously Crackfic though b/c I'm going with his whole metabolism being made whack after the Shrine Of Ressurrection. Wild weighs so little because he has an unnaturally high metabolism. Wild doesn't really realize this of/c, & nobody questions why Wild's always eating until for plot reasons they have to start rationing food. Wild passes out, somebody picks him up, & they're like, "Why do you weigh less than a bushel of apples?" Hence, the title.

[thejolteonmastertj]

Curious about Legend Yeeted into TOTK and Why do you weigh 5 apples? 👀

Answered Why do You Weigh 5 Apples here. https://www.tumblr.com/thejolteonmastertj/788647103444418560/why-do-you-weight-five-apples-sounds-absolutely

As for Yeeting Legend into TOTK... Hoo boy. Time travel shenanigans. 🤭

Basically Legend chases Dink through a portal alone & winds up meeting mid-TOTK Wild. Neither of them know what to do with this situation. Wild hugs Legend, Legend bluescreens. Misunderstandings are had, headaches are had over the nature of time travel. Legend cannot deal with Wild being the adult, Wild is growing grey hairs over Legend as he wholly realizes "Oh my god he really was just s teenager." The heckin works.

Funny enough while I typically don't like this sort of time travel I'm really excited for this one b/c I get to incorporate as much levity as I want! It'll be bittersweet yeah but they're also both dorks & dw Legend gets back with the others in the end. 🤭 Writing this might emotionally wreck me so it'll take a while but I've got too much plot in my head to let it go to waste. 😉

[thejolteonmastertj]

Couldn’t find their tumblr but y’all need to check out Cloudgirl’s fics they’re delightful! 🥰

Legend has very strange priorities - is a crackfic where the chain has doubts(TM) about Ravio’s character in his relationship with Legend & misunderstandings are abound. Based on one of @weepingtalecowboy’s prompts! 👀 Personally as an Aro this fic was especially funny cuz I’m siding with Legend the whole time—the Chain’s the ones who are being ridiculous! 🤣

Then there’s the most recent one, Youngest? How old is Smithy? - Which is exactly as it says on the tin & I’m flattered that somebody made my shitpost into an entire fic, it made like my whole week! 🥰 (The influence is obvious once you get to the very end 🤭).

[thejolteonmastertj]

[Image Description: The original pride flag with text over each color representing their meaning.

Pink for sex, red for life, orange for healing, yellow for sunlight, green for nature, light blue for magic, dark blue for serenity, purple for spirit.

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[spineless-lobster]

I really didn’t feel like drawing the comic so here have this edit instead

[thejolteonmastertj]

throws this at you

giving all my moots my autism, for i am the Autism Woman

scurries off (again)

Yas, we shall take over the world.

[miss-conjayniality]

YOU GUYS OHHHH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. MY SEASON 1 AND SEASON 2 FAVS IN ONE SELCA TOGETHERRRRRR 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

FULFILLING MY DELUSIONS……THEY DID THIS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! OMGOMGOMNGGGGGG

and the caption!?!???: "Yesterday, the day Thanos and Ali met personally again."

HOLD AWN!?!??? 🥺 SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY’VE MET BEFORE!?!??? 🥹🥹🥹 THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART 🩷💖💗💕💓💞🩷💖💗💕💓💞🩷💖

[thejolteonmastertj]

[Image Description: Fanart of the Pokémon Togekiss, shown in a series of two drawings on the same page.

First it’s initially in its usual football-like shape perched on the ground, looking up at a slice of cake on the table.

In the second image of the series, the neck stretches out & up towards the cake, revealing a much slimmer head than expected, snout while still rounded is also much slimmer, generally looking more like an actual animal’s snout. The rest of the body seems tightened up just a bit in the stretch as well, & The 3 decorative feather-like things on its head happen to become reoriented in a way that frames the smaller head more snugly.

Togekiss gently licks at the cake.

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💙headcanon: togekisses can actually stick their neck out far like a seal, they're just a flying football by default

[hrts4lisa]

miss gorgeousness herself 🫡 

[sovamurka]

Hey, remember this "Ma Meilleure Ennemie" vinyl that we saw in "Pretend Like It's The First Time"?

This is a reference to Xayah and Rakan, League's famous inseparable Vastayan bird lovers.

Yes. These Xayah and Rakan.

...I thought I was dreaming until I saw the full design of this vinyl in the artbook. I am so happy about this, you have no idea 🥹💞

[thejolteonmastertj]

@riddlemearose Based on the theory that the Slate is basically Wild’s diary & he writes all the entries—I figured you’d love this. 💕

knowledge long forgotten

got really into reading item descriptions on this playthrough. anyway did you know the silent princess is one of the only raw materials with a cooking effect to not explicitly list that effect in its description

[13liz2]

It’s too much power knowing it’s only like $20 to make a custom shirt.

[thejolteonmastertj]

Cat Heritage Post

[alicornze7]

Silly guys goin' on silly adventures:]

@rorydrawsandwrites's puppeteer au but the only difference is that jax gives consent

My contribution to this wonderful au has been long overdue:')

Rambling in tags ehe (cw: ribbun:p)

Well maybe it's not the only difference