#💫Startime Stories! (blog tag)

[starrystarkai]

HIIIIII:DD can i ask for a pre-forsaken 007n7 when he's still active in exploiting games and met admin reader trying to ban him with their banhammer....... It's like a cat and mouse game everytime they meet lol!!!! Anything else is up to you and no pressure!! :>

Ah yes, the silly little hacker guy :D! I hc that he kinda acted like flamingo before C00lkidd came into his life, also I’m gonna write his dialogue in leetspeak because WHY NOT!!!!!!

Reader is gender neutral :D

Also, slightly suggestive warning? Y’all literally just have a sloppy makeout session in a random alley

There wasn’t anyone else in the entire state of Robloxia that you hated more then 007n7, the infamous exploiter who honestly made your headache.

You’re not exactly a high ranking admin like John or Matt but you are high enough to be able to wield the banhammer, a tool used to send the guilty to the banlands upon hit. You’ve TRIED for 3 whole years now to get this fucking guy banned but..he always manages to somehow escape just barely, always sending some dumbass pick up line your way before leaving through a tp exploit

But that’s when you had the dumbest idea ever, what if you tried flirting back? You might be able to catch him off guard..

“W3ll L0L, 1ts b33n fun sw33ther4t, l0ved 0UR littl3 g4m3 4s 4lways!”

The hacker said coly, pulling up his gui to whisk away from the chaos he created before he noticed you standing up, leaning against your banhammers handle for support

“W3ll th4ts n3w! G0t 4n0ther th1ng t0 s4y sw33tch33ks?~”

And that’s when you did it, you grabbed both sides of his face, making him let out a tiny “3h?” Before slamming your lips onto his. You weren’t really sure how to flirt but you’ve learnt that kissing useally does the trick either way..

007n7 tried to pull away at first, but after he realized what was ACTUALLY happened..he chuckled into the kiss before suddenly grabbing you, pinning you to the alleyways while (causing your banhammer to stumble out of your hold) and shoving his tongue down your throat, taking more control over thwt kiss and causing your face to flare up.

Holy fuck he was a good kisser…but it felt so wrong at the same time, what if someone finds you back here and seeing him literally fucking your throat with his tongue..?

After what felt like FOREVER he finally pulled away, breathing heavily as he held you up before he laughed

“H0ly t3l4mon b4be! D1dn’t kn0w Y0U h4d th3 h0ts f0r m3 t0 L0L!”

He pulled you closer, fingers digging into your clothes

“M3t m3 4t H0t3l 3l4ph4nt n3xt w33kend, 0nly c0m3 1if you w4nn4 s33 h0w3ls3 i c4n m4ke y0ur b0dy scr33m b4b3~”

He suddenly pushed you out of the alleyway with your banhammer, before you could even turn around, he was gone..

Maybe you should go see him..gonna have to ask David for an early break first..

SORRY IF THIS IS KINDA LAZY D: I WOKE UP FROM A NAP WRITING THIS BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!!!!