#'involuntarily converted to room temperature' is pretty solid though
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stars-inthe-sky · 6 months ago
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Pining for the fjords
Metabolic processes are now history
Joined the bleedin' choir invisible
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":
involuntarily converted to room temperature
cancelled on a corporeal level
successfully transitioned into fertiliser
rendered permanently horizontal
sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife
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