#( 💲 | ᴶᵘˢᵗ ˢᶤᵍᶰ ᵀʰᵉ ᴰᵒᵗᵗᵉᵈ ᴸᶤᶰᵉ / ᴵ’ˡˡ ᴴᵃᶰᵈˡᵉ ᵀʰᵉ ᴿᵉˢᵗ | Jax IC )

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@theabandonedones asked: Text Meme / % / from Jax to any muse

TXT MEME.  ||  Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

A message typed out in the spur of the moment, between sips of whiskey-spiked coffee and too much paperwork to count. He was beyond bored at this point, the week having drawn out into something far too slow for the likes of drug-addicted demons to be pleased by. Perhaps a little chaos would brighten things back up. Or a little sugar.

[✉ → Gabriel]  Would it be considered inappropriate for me to show up at the Church's bake sale this weekend?

Rhetorical question, in all sincerity. Of fucking course that would be considered inappropriate. But that was hardly the demon's point here.

   ( Cut the Catholic a little slack; he isn't used to your sarcasm yet. )

Fleeting thoughts caught back up at the last second, and then clawed fingers were tapping across the screen again. Best to clarify before the little vampire got too confused by the inquiry.

   ( Or jumped to any nasty conclusions about it. Not that Gabriel was prone to such, but Jaxon wasn't quite interested in taking that risk. )

[✉ → Gabriel]  Would you *care* if I did, more importantly?