#( wink wink )

[mosquitacos]

hi. would you draw stanman...

is this anything stanman gang

[dailyheavymedic]

day 121

I'm too busy with artfight, go my heavymediclings

[kisa-98]

No one:

The wife that dies in the beginning of the movie:

[ask-blu-medic-tf2]

No? It's a medical inquiry, I'm not going to tell her that you're fraternizing with the enemy or something

okay but seriously MEDICCCCC

i have a headache. :(

this is what I got woken up for? Water, painkillers, nap then eat when you wake up.

[quaintcy]

[bdxpelik]

The frickin eyebags- Jinshi's insomnia era has officially begun (assuming they'll continue with a 3rd season).

[catsoupki]

Bakugou has no issue paying for ur nails as long as you scratch his head like a dog for the next two days straight

[generic-newsies-username]

How about no. How about Elon Musk pays me to visit him because I'm a very pretty and nice lady and then he accidentally doesn't meet me but pays me 400 billion dollar as an apology.

can people stop telling me my dreams are unrealistic 😞😞😞

[rhupi]

🐶

[frownyalfred]

imagine having a devastating piece of gossip (the Waynes were secretly sleeping with their butler) and trying to flip that around as an attack/leverage on their now-adult kid mid-fancy event but said kid is Bruce Wayne and didn’t lose his cool last week when the entire actual Earth was about to blow up so all he does is raise one eyebrow, shrug, down his entire glass of champagne in one graceful chug, and waltz off with a breezy “Guess it’s finally time to get that paternity test, huh?”

[selineram3421]

Lovesick Alastor Headcanon

Alastor X Reader

Warnings ⚠

⚠ deer man is possessive/obsessive over you, hides it somewhat, very yandere coded but doesn't force you to do anything you don't like, suggestive/implied, hint at cannibalism, blood, ☺🔪 ⚠

This goes for almost all versions of the Reader. Child reader/platonic relationships excluded.

He's had his eye on you for a while now. Of course you didn't know since he always kept his composure.

You were a jewel among rocks to him.

Will do anything to make you fall in love with him. Not make but persuade.

Uses Vox as a dummy whenever he can to make himself look good.

Waits for you to approach him.

And when you do he's the happiest demon in Hell.

He likes when you wear red. Especially if you are covered in blood.

Its not yours, no. He'd never let that happen.

Literally crazy about you.

He doesn't do PDA but behind closed doors is a different story.

Alastor is a gentleman! He won't do anything unless you ask him to. Kisses, cuddles, hand holding, biting-

*cough*

Depending on what you like of course.

Only spills your blood with your permission. Fully consensual.

Likes holding you close or having you nearby. It calms him down when he's upset or too peppy.

When you are at the hotel, he likes whisking you away to his office for kisses.

Buys you jewelry, food, clothes. A lot of gifts that are in his colors. Maybe one thing you'll wear everyday with a microphone on it.

Everyone knows to STAY AWAY.

Of course Vox is an idiot and tries to woo you but fails miserably.

"You know how much I adore you my dearest.", Alastor caresses your face. "Jusqu'à la fin des temps ou jusqu'à ce qu'il n'y ait plus que nous." (Until the end of time, or until it's just us.)

Makes sure you're content and well taken care of.

Of course there are times when he does too much and you get upset.

"Alastor, please let me do this for myself.", you'll say with a pout.

"Forgive me my darling.", he kisses the top of your head. "You know I like taking care of you, but as you wish."

He shows off his demon form because he knows you like it.

Teases you about it later in your shared hotel room, until you're hiding your blushing face.

"I thought you liked my radio dial eyes?", he leans closer, purposefully turning them into radio dials. "￦as ¡ wr¤Ω&?", he asks, static more noticeable in his voice.

"D-don't!", you'll stutter and shiver, peeking through your fingers.

His smile widens and he'll continue transforming. "What's the matter my love?", he chuckles as he looms over you. "Trouble holding back?"

Falls in love all over again when you get pissed at someone.

Watches as you tear up said demon and cheers for you. "Save me a piece or two darling!"

Man worships and adores you.

No one will ever see you make the Radio Demon blush, but you don't mind. That's only for you to see.

He's yours after all.

Thank you to @the-friend-lol for making me the gif.

~Seline, the person.

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ML for Alastor🎙

[freakzofnurture]

The kind of guy that would scheme up an evil Valentine’s Day plan

[starp00k]

Just one last hug.

[kdpartworks]

does jellysideon have a brain

just curious

Probably Zeus shouldn't answer tho

[caycanteven]

Milo's Official reference sheet~