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Demi-romantic/ aro specteumKnight Dink is Absolutely where I'm going! (He isn't prone to affection. While he Does eventually fall for Reader it is a Surprise and more the exception than the rule)
He's never considered having a name, no one has asked. And here us some strange hylian who's... asking.
Dink does NOT understand
You saw him, and when he asked AHY you aren't trying to run reader say "Would it matter? You're a better fighter than me and even if I got away I'm pretty sure you'd find me anyway"
And Dink is just over here like "You're right but how do you know that hylians are dumb"
But this is the FIRST person to ever call him competent and NOT immediately compare him to Link...
He does NOT fall first, but he is curious
(Reader falls first, Dink falls harder and immediately makes it our problem)
-Misty
MORE ARO/DEMI CONTENT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
I lowkey make all my fics with reader aro/demi and most of the time the character as well. I just don't state that cus people wouldn't read the fic then T_T But tbh most the characters I like would need time to fall someone, I just can't realistically wrap my head around the idea of falling for someone at first glance/look. There have only been a few exceptions for a few characters because canonically they do LMAO (doesn't mean I get it but I try to write characters as in character as possible).
Also reader shutting up Dark with facts and logic ALWKEGHDKG "How do you know that Hylians are dumb" I love that. Sassy Dark who makes his feelings your problem my beloved. I'm so hyped for your fic 🙏
#❥ • asks#I wish I could make the image smaller#i need a way to use meme images without it taking up half the post 💀
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53: Do you watch porn?
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
5: Favourite sex position?
ㅤㅤ" i should be paying you to ask me this shit, you know? " she mutters judgmentally with a frown, though everyone knows she'd more than likely tell anyone that was willing to listen. " i watch porn, but i prefer to make it. " whilst the first question was easy enough, the second was more... complex, to say the least — hence the furrowing of her brows and the defensive shrug of her shoulders. " it depends, i guess. honestly? i don't remember the last time i used one. but, like, it's different with clients. i'm not a tramp. "
ㅤㅤthe third question distracts her from the annoyance that came with the second, a smile gracing heavily made up features as she relaxes. " a lot of things get me horny, but i really like violence. or anger. which is good 'cause i seem to make a lot of people angry. and i prefer to give head. you ever had your throat fucked by an angry guy? " just the thought is enough to make her toes curl. " my favourite sexy underwear, huh... probably just my crotchless panties. they're black and lacy and shaped like a bat. or maybe the red ones... but they're heart shaped. eugh. " she doesn't even try to mask the brief disgust in her voice before pearly whites are toying with her lower lip, having to think long and hard about the final question as she hums. " but my faaaavourite position... well, i'm real flexible and i can put my legs up and behind my head. so, whatever that one is. "
#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ sasha: ask.#sasha: ask.#thank u sm !!#this was so fun i forgot how fun memes are !!#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ sasha: discourse.
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Tag dump.
#❥┊ In the burrows ( Thread )#❥┊ Spark technology ( Meme )#❥┊ A Gothic tale ( Musing )#❥┊ Knowledge is power ( Self )#❥┊ Ferrying wisp ( Ask )#❥┊ Macabre madness ( aesthetic )
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fmk the boys of one direction
I thought it was clear that I'm a 5SOS girlie. What more do I have to do to prove it? I'm already dating @lckeexposed
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₊˚⊹♡ comparing hands with Fyodor
❥ a!! i really want to get on vgen, and to be accepted i'd need 100 likes and 5 unique comments... please help a girlie out.....
❥ my vgen is vgen.co/lemoncrunch !!
It does not take a genius to notice that Fyodor's hands are pretty. It's a purely objective statement, or so you like to claim — his skin is pale to the point of shimmering with translucence, blue veins prominent, and his fingers are long and thin, knuckles protruding.
They're on display for you whenever he plays the cello, holding the bow and allowing it to glide over the strings, the motion elegant purely in itself, yet underlined by the music filling the room. The deep notes entrance you, willing you to step inside the room, warm with the fire place crackling just a few metres away despite the frost biting at the window panes, and just watch.
Despite the wonderful show of his obvious musical talent, your attention keeps flickering to his hands, to the way his fragile wrist flexes. It's no wonder you get curious — and even less of one that he's well aware of your fascination. Lilac eyes move towards you ever so often, observing you observing him, and it's only a matter of time until he puts the cello down, focus now on you.
“Is there something on your mind?” he asks, amusement faintly veiled, and you quickly nod.
“May I see your hands?”
You're glad he's this agreeable when it comes to indulging your every whim.
Moments later, you're perched up on the arm of the sofa, towering just a bit over him, and your palms are pressed together flat. His skin is cold to the touch, always a bit of a surprise, and, apart from the callouses on his fingers, smooth.
Pale lips twitch into a smile, Fyodor's eyebrows raised in humour. “And what exactly are you hoping to see?”
“Just our hands.” An unsatisfactory response, certainly, so you quickly tack on: “I don't really know, I merely like yours a lot. They're very pretty. At first I just wanted to look at them up close, but then I wanted to see how ours look together, you know? To see how they compare.”
He hums in response, soft. “And how do they compare?”
You squint a little. His fingers surpass yours, long and boney, and despite the gentle moment, you can't quite suppress a faint line of thoughts, asking yourself how they'd feel touching you anywhere else, ghosting over your skin, pushing inside of you. Quickly, you blink, forcing those fantasies away to indulge in another time.
“You're still biting your nails”, you say instead, tone scolding.
Fyodor huffs out a small chuckle. “Guilty as charged.”
“I told you that's a bad thing to do. They'll never grow strong when you keep doing that.”
“An old habit, I suppose. I need them to be short in order to play the cello, anyway.” Loose strands of black hair fall in front of his eyes when he shifts. Your hands are still pressed flush against each other's. “Are you done comparing?”
“I guess so.” Before he's able to pull away, you weave your fingers between his, clasping his hand in yours, smiling, victorious. “This was all a plan to trick you into holding hands, though. And you fell for it.”
You really can't tell if his surprise is genuine or faked — truthfully, you suspect the latter, though even that effort of his makes your chest feel warm inside —; his eyes widen before he exhales, allowing himself to dramatically slump against the sofa's backrest.
“It appears I did. Blame a man for letting his guard down around his beloved.”

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nagi seishiro ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ its not that deep
no warning me thinks, little angst(?), fluff

boyfriend!nagi wouldnt even notice that hes hurting you unintentionally, he wouldnt know how to be a boyfriend, its his first relationship.
youre lying in bed—wrapped in his arms as he plays his games. youre quiet, just scrolling through your photos, at you and nagi. its funny because whenever you took the photos you took ten of them, but when you asked nagi, hed only take one, some of them were even blurry.
"you ever look at these?" holding up the phone so he can see.
"mm... no. i dont like photos of myself." nagi squints, taking a short glance at the photos before returning his attention on his game.
"oh," you say, your lips pressing into a thin line before continuing to scroll. "well, i like to. makes me feel like im part of your life. even when you dont... do much." your chest tightens.
nagi only lets out a hum, its not a yes, not a no. he taps his screen again and you frown. its like he didnt even acknowledge you. you turn his phone face down.
"nagi," you call out his name softly. "when was the last time you said you loved me?" your hands fall on is chest.
he blinks, dumbfounded by your question. his pauses mid-game, before thinking. "i dunno. i thought you already knew."
"thats not the point."
he looks at you—lazy eyes narrowing. "then what is the point?"
you sat up, face serious and eyes lowering. "you never try," your voice raises. "you dont plan dates, you dont say sweet things to me, and you dont notice when im upset unless i say it. i feel like im just here because its easy for you."
nagi slowly sits up too, with a confused expression planted on his face. "that isnt true, youre the only person i let stay like this with me. that means something doesnt it?" he asks genuinely.
"thats not love, just convenience." your chest heavy as you stared at him.
nagis still confused, not understanding the weight of the situation here. "i dont get it, were together. why does it have to be so complicated?" his tone still flat as ever, and it only makes you snap.
"because im not something you can just lie on top of me like a couch and call that love."
silence fills the room with just that, he opens his mouth to say something but nothing ever came. he doesnt know what to do, he was always good with games and goals, not people.
"i didnt mean to make you feel that way."
after that day you didnt want to text him, you wouldnt try if he didnt want to. you waited until he text.
nagi doesnt think nothing of it when you dont bother to text him, he just thinks youre asleep or busy. so hes back to his game.
the next day he still got nothing. you havent posted on your story, or send at least one meme to him. which was weird.
he taps on their last conversation, you left him on read. no message from you. he rereads what he said.
nagi 6:34pm "cool. cya then"
he doesnt see anything wrong, it was a normal response.
nagi on the fourth really thinks about it now. okay maybe you are potentially mad. but about what?
its a hassel to think this hard. did he forget something, say something off? hes scrolling through the old messages and everything looks normal.
your daily "i miss you"s, his lazy response of "same"s. you sending a selfie of yourself, hoping for a "you look pretty" but just a heart reaction and nothing else. hes confused, he always done that, so what changed?
after a week he caves in.
nagi 7:23am "hey"
but there was no reply form you.
two days later with no reply, he texts again.
nagi 1:43am "u good?" "did i do smth?" "tell me."
he just stares at the screen that lit the dark room, delivered. not read.
he doesnt know what to do, youre not responding to him. its quiet in his room. too quiet. and for the first time in a long time, he really cant focus. not on his games, on his phone, anything.
every time he entered in a match hed lose the motivation to just continue, or hed have a losing streak which would make him a bit frustrated.
another couple days later, hes spamming. flat, sort messages, to see if you were still there.
nagi 9:12am "yo" "helloo" "seriously?" "this is annoying." "y arent u saying anything?"
no message, he doesnt send one. he just lies on his bed, pone clutced to his chest, scrolling through old photos of you and him. you smiling, silly faces, and ones of you half asleep.
he misses your voice. he misses you saying things hed never respond to, but always heard. he can only sigh before he closes his eyes.
"if you dont text back soon, i think ill actually go crazy."
its a hassle.
no texts, no calls, no nothing. he doesnt like it, his chest tightens. he just thought of you as moody. but now its like youre gone. he doesnt know what to do, so of course he searches what to do.
"what to do if ur gf ignores u"
top results said: buy her favorite things: "show her youre thinking of her, bring flowers, candy, cute keychains and apologize. communicate with her."
nagi just reads, advice after advice.
"...lame." he sighs, shutting his phone off before putting on his shoes to head out.
hes at your place now. at least carrying five different kinds of snacks you like, your favorite drink, and a cheap bouquet from the grocery store flowers because apparently boyfriends do that.
he looks ridiculous carrying that much stuff in his arms, he doesnt even know how long he stands in front of your door before knocking. he almost walked away twice.
and there you were, hair messy and expression unreadable. you were wearing his hoodie that he had left at your place, way too big on you.
you blink, seeing nagi holding a bunch of...things.
he has to tilt his head to look at you.
"ah. you havent talked to me in weeks. so i brought this." you just stare. the silence is heavy and hes having second thoughts about this.
"... you like these, right?" he mumbles. its still silent.
youre just shocked right now, you didnt even know nagi would take the effort to actually do all this stuff, but considering it took him about two weeks still made you upset.
"i do sei." you give a light smile, face buried in his hoodie.
his eyes widen slightly but wrapping his arms around her slow and firm.
"can you tell me next time?"
"yeah."
"okay," he says. "then ill fix it."
even after that day, he still doesnt understand feelings, but he does understand reactions.
its when youre hanging out with him in his room, laying besides him while he plays games again. you got yourself a new dress and did your makeup the other day and wanted to show him.
"sei look." you showed him the photo of the self-photo selfie you took. "what do you think?!" you say excitedly, you thought you looked really good in this one, like your features were more enhanced with the dress.
he barely glances at it. "looks the same as your other ones." he goes back to his game. he didnt mean it like in a cruel way, he just said it like its a fact.
the second those words leaves his mouth, he can see the way your smile faltered.
"oh. yeah i guess so." you pull your phone back slowly, flipping to the other side. your back facing him now.
he didnt think anything of it at first, he just went back to his game. its been a while since he hasnt heard your voice, usually youre just talking to him about random things you see on the internet or a random story you remembered.
its not until his head perked up from the silent cries and sniffles coming from you. he turns his head to your figure.
"...are you crying?" you only shake your head.
"wait—what did i do..?" he asked with his voice soft, he still didnt even realize what he had done. his chest tightens, the silence was loud. he pauses the game, sitting up with his hand placing on your shoulder, shaking you a bit.
"did i say something wrong?" you wipe your eyes with your sleeves.
"forget it." nagi just stares, its suffocating to see you like this. he thinks hard. was it the photo you were mad about? he didnt know what he had said to make you sad.
he shifts closer to you awkwardly.
"wanna play a game with me?" holding his phone up to your face, only for you to swat his hand away with no response.
"ill let you pick." still nothing. his voice only gets quieter.
"you can have the good controller." still nothing from you. he doesnt know what to do. hes offering games to you, and asking what he did wrong, but youre just not responding.
he limps back on his bed, the bed bounces you and him as he stares at the ceiling. he looks to his side, your back still faces him and he sighs.
he takes his phone out, inches away from his face, completely clueless. he types into the search bar:
"how to be a boyfriend."
he thinks about it before rewording it.
"how to make ur gf not mad anymore"
deleting it once again, finally settling on:
"things boyfriends do in relationships"
and the results are very... overwhelming. dates, compliments, talking. so much talking.
"ask about her day"
"hold her hand"
"hug her out of nowhere"
"tell her shes pretty even if she looks tired."
"...weird." he whispers to himself with a squint.
he scrolls down, reading a few threads, which some of them sound exhausting. he always seemed to notice a common pattern upon them. every single answer had one thing—effort, something the lazy boy very much hated.
without a word he slides an arm around your waist. so casually as if he had always done this. pulling you in close to him while he still reads what to do on his phone with his other hand.
he can feel the way you tensed, but he doesnt say anything.
youre quite confused, hes never done that on his own unless you did it first, so it was surprising for you.
"what...are you doing..?" you tilt your head, but not enough to be met with his eyes.
"hm? nothin'," he says so calmly, as if he didnt just decide to change up his act and finally act like a boyfriend for the first time.
your eyebrows furrowed a bit. "did you want something..?" you face the wall again, theres no way hed do this unless hed want something you thought.
"no." he says bluntly.
"you looked pretty in that photo." he said with barely any emotion, but his voice soft. he settled his phone down to pat your head.
"but i liked the smile you had more when you showed me." he buried his face into your neck, inhaling your scent. your eyes widen, finally turning to him, you felt...like you had butterflies in your stomach for the first time in a while.
when he finally sees your face he gave a light kiss to your cheek.
"next time just say 'that hurt', okay? so i dont have to guess." his face blank again. youre pretty sure that was the first he had ever kissed you without you telling or initiating first.
you just nod slowly, too shy to face him.

nagi is so cute, hope nothing bad happens to him ^///^ I WILL WORK ON REQUESTS NOW SO SORRY
tags ✎: @rinrinniebaby @kaiserpussy
#fanfic#anime#bllk#blue lock#blue lock x reader#blue lock x y/n#k-aemi#nagi#nagiseishiro#bllk nagi#blue lock nagi#seishiro nagi
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Idk if your asks are still open, but I have a recommendation...
Where it's like a poly with two of the members, and they're arguing over which fingers to use on you. (While actively demonstrating)
(Ex. One member is a firm believer of using Pointer/middle finger. While the other prefers middle/ring finger) idk if it makes sense lol
A possible quote "Who the hell told you how to use those fingers"
poly asks have my heart i need MOAR. thank u :3
VocalRacha x Fingering Argument
~500 words | warnings: fem!reader, fingering, (1) pvssy + thigh slap (im sorry i cant help myself), kinda meandom vocalracha, mentions of being tied up
So the first two who really came to mind were Seungmin and Jeongin. And it would SOOO start off as a random argument between them 😭 I won't write a full fic about it for this ask but I'll write a little drabble of sorts
❥ It would happen one of the times you leave them unattended at your apartment. Maybe you had to run out to grab food or wanted to run to the corner store on your own. You're gone for no more than an hour and they still managed to get on the topic of sex and fingering. (probably due to an nsfw meme one of them found/one of the boys found and sent to a group chat)
❥ Bombard you the second you walk in the door. "Jagi, which fingers do you prefer when we fuck you?" & "Puppyyyy~ Tell him I'm right. I know your pussy better than him, right?" Front door wide open and all lol
❥ They argue about it through the whole night until you inevitably get sick of it and just tell them it's all the same. Which, to your dismay, only ends in you in the bedroom with them both between your legs. If you think it's all the same then they feel the need to experiment.
❥ Minnie's most likely gonna be mean to both of you during the whole thing. Starts with a swift "Sit the fuck still or else I'll tie you down." to you and a "Who the fuck taught you that?!? Paboya." to Jeongin
❥ They'd try to do it by taking turns at first. Seungmin lets Jeongin go first and lets him try to "explain" why his way is better but gets fidgety and eventually pulls the other boy's wrist away from you. So Seungmin forces his turn like that and all goes smoothly while he tries to explain his way.
❥ All until Jeongin gets antsy and now they just go back and forth, shoving their fingers deep into your cunt while they bicker back and forth about whose way is better.
❥ They tried to get your opinion on the matter, but after 20+ minutes of them unintentionally edging you and accidentally bullying your G-spot, you're sort of zoned out. A little "fucked dumb" if you will
❥ Jeongin's fingers are still in you when they realize you aren't paying attention and he curves them meanly into your G-spot in an attempt to get your attention. When that doesn't work Seungmin will land a harsh slap to your folds and/or to your thigh
❥ When they find out that you haven't been paying attention the whole time they'll roll their eyes and tell you to focus because they "have no plans to stop until you give us an answer."
❥ At this point it's not so much about what fingers are better, they just want to be right no matter what. Which! Inevitably turns this a competition on who can make you cum faster with their fingers and/or them edging you until you tell them whose way is "better"
❥ You're having a whole lot of orgasms that night. Almost all of which are pulled from their fingers and, depending on how much you toss and turn, may or may not end with you being held down forcefully by whoever isn't knuckles deep into your cunt 🤭
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Hi! Can I ask for a family fluff with Diasomnia? The reader could be the adopted child of Lilia (a junior) who just started college (along with Sebek).

𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 | 𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚’𝐬 𝐀𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝
note: I absolutely loved this! I had a fun time writing it, and I truly hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.
—Lilia : Sebek : Silver : Malleus : x gn!reader. no cw/tw. Pic: Leo08ph on twt, dividers: uzmacchiato
༘˚₊➳❥Lilia
⭑.ᐟ A former general from Briar Valley’s army who’s been through countless battles… and who also sends you frog memes at 2 AM. He’s that over-the-top, super-doting dad type. Expect plenty of Dad jokes like, “Your grades are fangtastic!” because he absolutely lives for those groans. He still calls you “kiddo” and “batling” no matter how old you get, and honestly, you don’t mind.
⭑.ᐟ Get ready for chaotic breakfasts, surprise sword-fighting lessons, and bat-shaped lunchboxes filled with little notes from him.
⭑.ᐟ He'll quietly follow you around in his bat form. If you happen to stay out a bit too late, you can always count on a friendly little bat to be nearby. No need to question it—just enjoy the magic!
⭑.ᐟ He’s a prankster for sure, but his love language is 100% acts of service (with a sprinkle of chaos). He’ll ‘try’ to whip up your favorite food or teleport across campus to hand you an umbrella just because he saw rain was on the way.
⭑.ᐟ Lilia’s been around for ages, and deep down, he really treasures this second chance at having a family. With you, he’s softer and more involved. Sometimes you’ll catch him just staring at you with this bittersweet look, like he can’t believe you’re real but is scared of losing you. If you ever accidentally call him “Dad” just once, he’ll be smiling about it for the whole week.
༘˚₊➳❥Sebek
⭑.ᐟ You and Sebek somehow ended up in the same dorm building, and Lilia definitely fought for that. He tries to “train” with you every morning, insisting, “We must start the day strong!” Meanwhile, all you want is a cup of coffee.
⭑.ᐟ He can be quite loud, often calling out, “YOU’LL BE LATE TO CLASS—WAKE UP!!” But it’s clear he cares a lot; he always makes sure your bag is packed, your lunch is ready, and your notes are organized. He might be noisy, but it just shows how much he looks out for you.
⭑.ᐟ When you sincerely thank him for helping you, he short-circuits—blinking, blushing, and stammering like a cartoon character. He’s terrible at casual affection; a simple pat on your shoulder feels like defusing a bomb.
⭑.ᐟ Gets embarrassed if you call him “Sebby” or “big bro” and may yell in protest, but he won’t actually stop you.
⭑.ᐟ There was even a study session where you fell asleep on his shoulder, and he didn’t budge for two hours! He’ll walk you to class—even if it’s out of his way—just to make sure you’re safe and on time.
⭑.ᐟ If you’re feeling down, though, his whole world flips. He’ll show up with snacks and offer to duel your problems away. Sure, he might call you annoying now and then, but if anyone else dares to insult you, he’ll defend you like a knight!
༘˚₊➳❥Silver
⭑.ᐟ Silver is like that super chill older sibling who always has your back and gives you the best life advice while gently coaxing Lilia into letting you sleep in a bit longer.
⭑.ᐟ He doesn’t need to say a lot; you can just feel how much he cares. It shows in the little things, like how he sets out an extra teacup for you or walks on the outside of the sidewalk to keep you safe. It’s nice to know he’s looking out for you.
⭑.ᐟ He’s great at giving quiet advice and loves taking naps with you when you need to recharge—it’s like a special bonding time! When you’ve been up too late, he’ll pop in and say, “You really need some sleep.” And if you ever oversleep for class, he’s the one who shows up with breakfast, saying, “Lilia asked me to check if you’re okay”
⭑.ᐟ Silver is protective, just like Sebek but he does it in such a way. If you’re feeling down, he won’t push you to talk; he’ll just sit with you until you’re ready to share.
⭑.ᐟ He even loves to make you flower crowns, sweetly mentioning that he just “happened to find some pretty flowers nearby.”
⭑.ᐟ When you plan a “sleepover,” it usually turns into an actual sleep session! You might try to have a fun movie night, but he often ends up knocked out within ten minutes—whether that’s on your floor, the couch, or halfway through a slice of pizza. You check in with a laugh, “You good?” and there he is, blissfully asleep with the pizza still in hand.
༘˚₊➳❥Malleus
⭑.ᐟ The moment he found out Lilia adopted you, he was excited. “A sibling for Silver and Sebek? How delightful.”
⭑.ᐟ He sometimes drops by your dorm unexpectedly to “check in.” Everyone else panics a bit, but you’re just like, “Oh, hey, Malleus!” He’s a little shy at first—still figuring out how to show affection casually—but he tries.
⭑.ᐟ Malleus has a talent for appearing right when you need him most. If you let out a sigh, you can bet you’ll see those glowing green sparks, and he’ll be right there. “Are you feeling down? Who has upset you? I’ll take care of it.” When you’re feeling stressed and can’t sleep, he tells you the sweetest fae bedtime stories. There was even a time you dozed off resting against him, and he stayed completely still for hours, watching over you like you were precious.
⭑.ᐟ One time, you braided his hair, and he didn’t say a word, but you could tell he enjoyed it just by the way his tail kept swaying.
⭑.ᐟ He really wants to be involved in your hobbies, too! Whether you're into art, music, or gaming, he’ll ask to join in, even if he’s not the best at it. He genuinely wants to share those experiences with you.
Extra Fluff
⭑.ᐟ You have a family group chat. It’s 50% memes from Lilia, Sebek sending his over-the-top motivational messages, Silver occasionally hitting send in his sleep, and Malleus mixing up emojis in the most lovable way.
⭑.ᐟ Magical family dinners are chaotic but it’s always filled with love. Lilia loves to try out new recipes (some are hit or miss), Sebek can’t help but complain a bit, Silver sleepily munches on just about anything, Malleus is just delighted to be there, and you often find yourself googling whether what we’re eating is even edible.
⭑.ᐟ Group movie nights involve Sebek trying to act unimpressed, Silver snoring halfway through, Lilia laughing the loudest, and you and Malleus trying to understand the plot.
⭑.ᐟ And rest assured, they’re all ready to hex anyone who even thinks about breaking your heart.
#twst#twst wonderland#twst headcanons#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#sebek zigvolt#twst sebek#silver vanrouge#twst silver#malleus draconia#twst malleus#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader
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Hi how are you, please can you do something with Pau Cubarsi and just something super sweet and fluffy x
Blush and Bliss~Pau Cubarsi



・❥・prompt list
・❥・masterlist -> part 2
・❥・who I write for
It’s a Friday night, and y/n finally convinced Pau to do a self-care evening with her. He was hesitant at first, but with after a little pleading and a playful pout, he caved, laughing as he said, “Alright, princesa, whatever you want.”
She set up everything in the bathroom, laying out face masks, lip masks, and even some under-eye patches. Pau looks at it all with wide eyes, a bit overwhelmed. “Are we really putting all of this on my face?” he asks, raising an eyebrow.
“Yes, and you’ll love it!” she insisted holding up a fluffy headband. “Now sit down, handsome. This is going to be so relaxing.”
He chuckles, sitting on the edge of the tub. “If you say so. But only because my princesa wants to pamper me.” He lets her put the headband on, holding back a laugh as she adjusts it to keep his hair out of his face.
"you look so cute" she pinched his cheeks, making him roll his eyes playfully, opposite to the blush that found its way on his cheeks
She started by applying a hydrating face mask to his skin, and Pau sits still for about ten seconds before leaning in, trying to steal a kiss. “Ah-ah,” she denies, pushing him back gently. “We can’t mess up the mask, Pau! Give it a few minutes.”
He pouts, feigning offense. “You’re so cruel,” he teases. “How am I supposed to sit here with you looking so cute and not kiss you?”
y/n laughs slightly, rolling her eyes. “You’ll survive. Let me just finish applying the mask.” Once it’s on, she grabs two pink lip masks, handing one to him. “Okay, now this one goes on your lips.”
Pau examines the lip mask with curiosity. “It’s… pink,” he says, chuckling. “Are you sure this is going to make me look good?”
“Of course!” she grins, peeling the backing off and helping him place it on his lips. “You’re going to be the most radiant man in Barcelona.”
He tries to speak but remembers the mask and just gives her an exaggerated thumbs-up, making her giggle. Then she puts on her own lip mask, sitting down beside him.
y/n sits there, scrolling through her phone, showing him funny memes and videos, and he’s trying to laugh without moving the mask. But after a few minutes, he scoots closer, eyes twinkling with mischief. She narrows her eyes at him. “Pau… don’t even think about it.” she mumbled under the mask
He feigns innocence, his eyes wide. “Think about what, cariño?” he said, his mask slipping a bit.
She gives him a playful glare. “You know what. No sneaking kisses. We need these to stay put.”
He pouts again, mumbling through the mask, “You’re so mean.” Then he adds in a dramatic tone, “I’m suffering, and you don’t even care. I just want one little kiss.”
“Patience,” she giggles. “Good things come to those who wait.” She pats his cheek, and he sighs, pretending to be heartbroken.
Eventually, the time is up, and y/n gently peels off the lip and face masks. Pau watches her carefully, his green eyes watching intensely every detail of her face as she gently helped him remove the masks.
He eagerly waited for her to finish so he can finally close the distance between them. y/n leaned in to inspect his face, admiring how soft his skin looks.
“There,” she say with a satisfied smile, running a finger along his jaw. “You look radiant, Pau. How do you feel?”
He grins, reaching up to touch his cheeks. “Like I’m glowing. Guess my princesa knows what she’s doing.”
She's about to respond when he suddenly grabs the back of her neck and pulls her close pressing a soft, lingering kiss to her lips. y/n laughs against him, feeling the warmth of his hands and the giddy happiness bubbling up in her chest. He pulls back with a mischievous grin. “Finally!” he says. “You have no idea how hard that was.”
She giggles, resting her forehead against his. “You survived. And now you’re all soft and pampered.”
He raises an eyebrow, clearly impressed with the results. “I hate to admit it, but you might be onto something with this self-care thing.”
“See?” she said in a teasing tone. “Next time, you won’t even need convincing.”
“Next time?” he laughs, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her into his lap. “Only if it means I get more time like this with you.” He brushes his nose against hers, his voice dropping to a soft whisper. “And maybe a few more of those kisses.”
She smiles, brushing a thumb over his bottom lip. “You’re lucky you’re cute, Pau. Otherwise, I’d make you wait even longer.”
“Oh, so I’m cute now?” he teases, his eyes gleaming with mischief, although his cheeks had turned into the darkest shade of red. “You didn’t seem to think I was cute when you were pushing me away earlier.”
y/n laughs at his words playfully rolling her eyes. “Yes, yes, you’re adorable. But let’s go finish our self-care night with some popcorn and a movie. I promise no more masks, just you, me, and maybe a blanket fort.”
He lights up at the idea, taking her hand and tugging you toward the living room. “That,” he says, squeezing her hand, “sounds perfect. As long as I get to hold my princesa the whole time.”
The two of them end the night snuggled up in a cozy blanket fort, laughing, sharing popcorn, and stealing plenty of kisses—face masks no longer in the way.
#football#football x reader#football blurb#football imagine#football one shot#footballer imagine#barcelona#fc barça#fc barcelona#fc barca#pau caubarsi imagine#pau cubarsi blurb#pau cubarsi one shot#pau cubarsi x reader#pau cubarsi x y/n#pau cubarsi imagine#pau cubarsi x you#pau cubarsi fic#pau cubarsi fanfic#pau cubarsi fluff#pau cubarsi oneshot#pau cubarsi
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love sick — 15. grumpy x sunshine trope
romance 101; guideline #11 — always notice the little things because the little things add up to the big things.


masterlist — previous | next
❥ fun facts !
suna becomes annoying with the dolphin meme, sends it to osamu a lot that osamu finds himself humming “i just wanna be part of your symphony…”
likewise, atsumu can not shut up about being very demure very mindful and very cutesy
suna waited for [name]’s text :)
love sick ! a suna rintarou social media au
synopsis. cupid! calling cupid! as the resident matchmaker slash hopeless romantic of tokyo university, you are the person people look for to get love advice or to set them up with the love of their lives. when suna rintarou comes to you asking for the opposite, to help fend people away from trying to get with him, to the extremes of even asking to fake date you, you couldn't refuse! mostly because you did owe him since he was on the receiving end of a bunch of your clients’ unsuccessful love efforts (hey, you do warn them your matchmaking only has a 62.3% success rate).
a/n — as promised! suna showing he rlly is the grumpy in the g x s trope LOL
taglist is CLOSED ! + (1/3) @yas-mjm @agirlwholovesalot @yenqa @fairywriter-oracle @noideawhothatis @alienvarmint @renardiererin @cheezitwh0re @yaboiithewreck @zephestia @nicerthanu @wolffmaiden @2baddies-1porsche @bluegrey02 @qualitygiantshoepsychic @lylovw @fo-love @cloudsvna @haruskatana @apinu @coyloves @rockleeisbaeeee @geombyu @girlkissersco @reveusecherie @mwhahahalasagna @megumiif @erenjvegerrr @thechaosoflonging @rintarousgirl @ris-krispie @kamikokii @complexivelovely @justabreadslice @hearts4faey @yuzurins @eleanorheartschishiya @hearts4itoshi @justsomeonewhoyoudontknow @rijhi @sleepystrwbrryy @snail-squasher @seiamor @wave2love @le000xxgrd @iuspired @theidontknowmehn @linmabbe @rntrsuna @tenaciouswritersheep
#haikyuu smau#haikyuu#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu fluff#hq x reader#hq#haikyuu x you#suna rintarou x reader#fake dating#college au#haikyuu smau series#suna rintarou x you#haikyuu suna rintarou#— love sick.#— smaus.#suna rintarou#suna#rintarou#haikyuu suna#haikyuu rintarou#suna x reader#haikyuu suna x reader
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💬 + that you actually hate Taylor Swift since she collected royalties?
There have been some disagreements and misunderstandings, but I never said and never will say that I hate Taylor. She's someone I've looked up to as an artist since I was a little girl, and nothing in the world will ever take away that level of respect and admiration I have for her. The media always has a way of twisting things to fit their narrative. Whatever's going to get clicks or sell magazines. We've never been best friends, but I wouldn't say we're mortal enemies either. Just some weirdness that built up that is still being worked through. @taylorexposed
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« Y- Yeah... » Suguru says. He does think a piercing would look nice on him, but the sudden change of opinion takes him by surprise. He was expecting to fight him a little bit more about it, so he's glad to have managed to convince him so easily. He can't deny his soft smile makes him feel a small flutter in his stomach, and he tries to push it down by sighing.
The threat makes him roll his eyes — albeit amusedly — as he gets his utensils out.
He puts on a pair of disposable latex gloves, and squints at Satoru at the request to warn him. Of course he will, but why does he have to make everything weird ?
He takes a piece of cotton out, soaks it in alcohol, and next he's leaning in and cleaning Satoru's earlobe, rubbing it gently between his pointer and thumb.
« Okay. I'll count to three, and on three you breathe in deep. You ready ? »
❝ WAIT! you really think i'd look good? ❞ a switch seems to flip in satoru as he lets suguru sit him down, a giddy smile on his lips. he feels oddly bashful, which is funny. he's used to compliments. girls call him cute all the time. suguru hasn't even done that — he only said satoru would look good with his ears pierced. it seems a bit of praise is all it takes to really butter satoru up.
❝ if you think so, fine. i'll trust your word. but if it hurts too bad i'm totally punching you at full strength! ❞ although nervous about it, satoru relents. he trusts suguru won't hurt him or disfigure his ears in some way. there's something nice about letting suguru do this instead of some random person. it's quite intimate. he shifts a bit, glancing up at his friend.
❝ just let me know when you're about to put it in, okay? ❞
#//this is so tender ;;;;;;;;;;#but also why did he have to ask like THAT#also the fact that i know EXACTLY which sns meme you mean :sob:#i see it so clearly in my head#impishsensei#[ ❥ — like gods at the dawning of the world ]#𖣠 [ ic ]#𖣠 [ v — i. student ]#[ ❥ — i would know him blind ] / impishsensei
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❝papaya on top❞
・❥・hi there, i'm joyce! <3 talk to me on my personal blog @odetojoyce ・❥・🇺🇸 | scorpio | entp | she/her | future f1 engineer (hopefully) ・❥・i yap about f1, tennis, violin, books, and more :) (my tennis sideblog is @dropshotwinner) ・❥・feel free to send me asks about anything! also, i take requests for writing, masterlist below the cut
˗ˏˋmasterlist´ˎ˗
♡: fan favorite ✿: fluff ➛: angst ୨୧: smau/text fic ☻: memes
✿ miami - lando gets his first win in miami, and you’re there for it ୨୧ you're doing it wrong - in which you’re fed up of your boyfriend playing padel ♡✿ just one thing - it's his birthday and he has a gift in mind ♡୨୧ book girls belong to biker boys? - where a close run-in leads to something else or the one where you almost get run over by lando norris
✿ under the sea - where you get to teach him about the great barrier reef ✿ deserved - his first win, but not in the scenario he’d hoped for ୨୧ biker girl - you just won gold, of course your boyfriend is gonna cheer you on
♡୨୧ spanish or vanish - franco colapinto uses duolingo for spanish?
♡୨୧ texting f1 drivers their own meme ♡୨୧ asking f1 drivers what they want for christmas ♡ joyce's birthday bash (ft. lando norris, oscar piastri, kimi antonelli, franco colapinto, max verstappen, and carlos sainz)
#papayadays#papaya speaks#papaya writes#formula 1#f1#formula one#lando norris x reader#oscar piastri x reader#franco colapinto x reader#kimi antonelli x reader#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 imagine#lando norris#oscar piastri#franco colapinto#kimi antonelli#navigation
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Tokyo Revengers Headcanons
・❥・Mistuya Takashi・❥・


✶ He is literal dream boyfriend for sure. He's handsome, cute, kind, stylish and whatnot. Who wouldn't want him? I mean, there already are many girls in his school simping for him.
✶ Of course, despite that, he only has his eyes for you.
✶ He proves that he loves you through actions and words. He's always sincere when telling you how much you mean to him.
✶ His sisters love you so much! They always ask him to take them at your place, or if he bring you with him.
✶ He loves kissing your forehead.
✶ He's not bold enough to flirt with you in public or anything. He just holds your hand, talking or listening to you.
✶ He loves riding his bike with you! Tho he can't often ride with you when it's late, considering the fact that he has sisters to take care of.
✶ He makes sure everyone in his school, especially in his fashion club, knows that you two are dating.
✶ He takes you to home, to school and to literally anywhere you want.
✶ He loves choosing outfits for you and you also ask him for help when you don't know what to wear and my god, he never disappoints.
✶ He takes you on dates literally every time he can.
✶ He never involves you in Toman business and rarely takes you with him when there's a meeting. He HATES involving you in type of gang stuff. That's because he doesn't want you to get hurt.
✶ Of course he introduces you to his friends. Mikey, Draken, Baji, Hakkai, Yuzuha, Takemichi, Nahoya and Souya, Pah and Peh..You're especially close to Yuzuha and Hakkai tho.
✶ He loves going on shoppings with you.
✶ He's the most supportive boyfriend someone could have.
・❥・Chifuyu Matsuno・❥・


✶ Let's get the priorities straight, you love Peke-J and Peke-J loves you so much.
✶He often sends you cats memes/videos. Like he's such a cat lover.
✶We all know that he's not very good at date ideas. He always surprises you with his silly things he thought about but it's actually so cute to see him so determined to surprise you and make sure you enjoy the date.
✶He's so interested in fighting and all, so he often talks about it and Toman. Ofc his entire personality isn't based on that tho.
✶When I say that he has most silly yet best ways to cheer you up, I mean it. This guy will immediately make you smile, no matter how bad your day will be.
✶He loves seeing you in his clothes. Like he LOVES it when you wear his jacket or hoodie.
✶Since Takemichi has a girlfriend, Chifuyu sometimes finds himself asking him for advice. Other times, he's taking ideas from mangas.
✶Oh and you two literally just cuddle, blanket over you two, popcorn in hand and watching animes with so much interest.
✶He's not really jealous type but I can see him getting jealous sometimes. He'd be all pouty at that time, trying to brush his jealousy off.
✶He was shy at first but he became bolder as time passed by.
✶He confessed first. (Dare I say that he had to practice for 36354th times with Baji, Takemichi and probably even asked Draken/Kawata Twins for help.)
✶He loves when you fall asleep on him.
✶When you two finally gathered courage to kiss each other, that's exactly when Peke-J crawled on both of you.
✶He NEVER forgets important days such as your birthday, white day, valentine and etc. And he has very...Interesting ideas for gifts<3
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Choso NSFW Headcanons



Lemme know if you want me to elaborate/write something about any of these ♥️
18+ content below, mdni, implied chubby f!reader
❥ Choso is extremely submissive in the way that he will do whatever you want in bed. If you want to be dominated, through your guidance and some trial & error, he’ll do it for you happily. If you want to tie him up & make him cry, he’ll gladly cry the prettiest tears for you
❥ You have to remind him he needs to discover his own wants & desires, rather than going along with whatever you want
❥ Can be very dirty because he doesn’t really have a sense of shame when it comes to sex. For instance, he sees licking your neck no differently than licking your foot, and is confused when you react negatively. He wasn’t exactly raised with any societal/cultural influences on his sexuality
❥ He does some odd shit like bite your armpit and when you chastise him he turns into the sad hamster meme
❥ We all know he busts in like 3 seconds, does it need to be said? He can’t help it—his dick is brand new, fresh off the shelf
❥ Bro cannot get enough when you first start having sex together; he can be pushy at times LOL but will relent & be respectful if you ask him to
❥ Very INTENSE. He prefers positions where he can make eye contact, and this mfer will stare into your soul the whole time. Also likes positions where he can get your tits in his mouth
❥ Doesn’t tend to be playful in bed, but will try to match your energy if you are
❥ Period sex makes him go craaaaazy. He’s all up in there in every way. He earns his red wings immediately
❥ I know in my soul that he’s hairy. He’s a hairy guy! No way he isn’t. Exfoliate your face with his hairy titties
❥ Lowkey into body hair himself, and doesn’t get why people are so obsessed with shaving. Likes feeling your legs when they get prickly, or if the hair is grown out. Absolutely LOVES an 80s bush
❥ On that note, anything that is naturally so human gets him going, like sweat. Kind of into musk too. He’s the type that likes it when you’ve marinated a bit LMFAO kind of pouts if you insist on showering before he goes down on you. So cute
❥ His cum doesn’t shoot, it leaks, and there’s a fuck ton of it. Stroking him through his orgasm is really fucking messy, and really fucking hot
❥ Oh my god he is awful at dirty talk at the beginning, bitch has NO CLUE what to say
❥ He learns tho, don’t you fret. Like I said, he doesn’t really get embarrassed when it comes to sex, but he also has no concept of what’s considered sexy and what’s not. You just have to survive the awkward stage (and maybe share some source material for him to reference)
❥ Fucking loves titties. Even when you aren’t having sex, just cuddling, that’s where he likes to rest his hands the most. If you have heavy tits he’ll offer to support them for you. It’s a genuine act of kindness, but also one he benefits from greatly. Rests his head on your chest when he needs to unwind
#Choso smut#choso x reader#choso x you#choso x chubby reader#chubby reader#divider by k1ssyoursister#dreams of choso ☁︎#headcanons ☽#choso headcanons#dreams ☽#wet dreams ☽
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