#(( in plain english: they are both. if spamton is an email bot in the sense that he's a program but is also in a robot body
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number1salesman1997 · 4 years ago
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Do the little Spamtons you attack with have their own consciousness or are they just extensions of you?
"[[yes to all]] ! UNL1MITED !! SOCK PUPPET ACCOUT [[free with purchase]] OF SP4M BOT. BOT ANYWHERE: ANYTIME. "
Spamton NEO conjures a little Spamton in demonstration.
After locking eyes with the smaller double of himself, there is a visible flash of communicated intent between the robotic half and puppet half as a flash of electricity arcs between their shades. The two then proceed to dance a synchronized Fortnite dance, and when they're done, NEO lifts the smaller puppet-y double of himself up by the scruff of his neck like a small kitten.
The spamling protests and flails his limbs all over the place in an attempt to get free. He spits profanities at the tall bastard holding him to release him and then bites down hard on NEO's wrist.
NEO gives a warbly autotuned yell and hurls the spamling at the wall, which cackles as he slides down to the floor and then takes off scurrying away like the little rat he is.
"DOES THAT ? ANSER YOU'Re QUASTION?"
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